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Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Interesting, by don't use the ATM

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs with…

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Stripclubs are an ineficient wast of time

Erotic Massage is clearly better

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“Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.” - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Title says it all.

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Great views boring experience

The Cheetah is where I take clients that insist on going to strip clubs. The views are top shelf and the atmosphere is pretty great. Other than that I wouldn’t come here as there are…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Did Nikita ever resurface?

My ATF forever

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Last Day in LA, a couple hundred bucks in my pocket, how do I go about getting t

I visited the Rhino in COI and it was fun. But I burned through a couple hundred in an hour and only really had one VIP dance. What are the best spending strategies? Not looking for extras, but am looking…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Weeknight trip

Another trip to centerfolds bos. Place is in an alleyway next to another club. Lots of metered street parking a few blocks down. You kind of know what you are going to get going in…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Great first visit.

First time visit to Baltimore therefore also first time visit to "The Block". Having read several reviews decided Red Room was the place to visit. When you enter from the street you go immediately down a…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Mid-range results for a mid-range club

I stop in here about once a month, passing through town on I-75. The club occupies a large, square-ish room. A small-to-medium sized stage occupies one wall; on the opposite wall is the bar, DJ/camera…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Fun, but count your dances

Another visit to an old standby. Got there around 4, stayed till 6. Watched the parade of about 8-10 dancers on stage, went through 3 diet cokes. Many of the dancers were long timers at…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Fun, but count your dances

Another visit to an old standby. Got there around 4, stayed till 6. Watched the parade of about 8-10 dancers on stage, went through 3 diet cokes. Many of the dancers were long timers at…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Small club fun

It had been a couple of years since I visited dreams, but its pretty much the same scene as I remember it. Although its a little bit of a drive because it’s right out side…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Crazy rule and left

I went to Brass Rail Tavern around 7pm on a Monday night. The place is really dark with purple lights. I sat by the stage and paid $7 including tip for a glass of coke. …

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Old place but some new faces!

I made a Saturday afternoon visit a couple weeks ago and I was surprised to see some new faces. A few ebony dancers who I have never met before. One was named Bama who usually…

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REVEALED: Intimate photos Jeffrey Epstein 'took of his underage sex slave in NYC

I've developed a Dougster-like obsession with Jeffrey Epstein. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7278175/Intimate-photos-Jeffrey-Epstein-took-underage-sex-slave-NYC-New-Mexico-London.html

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Watch Mueller testimony or go to strip club? Hmmmmm.

I think I'll take strip club. I'm sure the TUSCL experts will have it all figured out by the time I get home.

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Birthday night

I arrived late on a Saturday a few months ago. It was apparently somebody's birthday, because birthday balloons were everywhere. The place was packed with dancers and patrons, and I even noticed a couple professional…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Everything I expected.

It was Sunday night after 10 PM. I was heading back home from jersey on my way to PA, Decided to take a detour and see what this place is all about. I’ve read the…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

If you like cheap and (sorta) easy

Dive club out on a country road. Just a few girls and customers but lots can happen in the back rooms. Prices vary based on the girl. Pretty sketchy overall. This place is hard to…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Reunion Stop

Had not been to the MBOT for a long time so decided it was time for a reunion stop. I remember going there for my first time years ago. The place hasn't changed much. You…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

It’s going downhill here...

This will be my third review of this joint and also my last. The place is still the same I was during my previous reviews but with a larger emphasis on VIPs and high dollar…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Allure, then Brass Flamingo

Actually, I stopped at BF after a visit to Allure, down the street. In both places, I have ladies, experienced performers, that I call my "wingmen", who happily recommend talent for me to…

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It's not about how many times you fall. It's about how many times you get back

Stripper: "It's not about how many times you fall. It's about how many times you get back up." Cop: "That's not how field sobriety tests work, ma'am."

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

relative to the other Vegas clubs, $20 goes a long way

Since they allow touching for $20 dances on the main floor, they have some of the most liberal policies in Vegas, especially considering that these dancers are as attractive as any you'd find at Sapphire,…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2001 after 12 on Saturday

I spent most of my night at Mons, but made the .1 mile walk here because I wanted to see both when in Tampa. Walked in an paid a $20 cover after 12:00 and was…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Solid Tuesday

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar both…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Saturday at Mons

During my time in Tampa, I had to make the pilgrimage to Mons based on what I had heard on TUSCL. Got here after 10:00 on a Saturday and didn't go home until after 3:00…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Alcohol, video poker hot friendly entertainers. Where else ?

Review below was submitted 23 Jul 19 more than 7 months after described visit to Play It Again Sam's making it one of the most current reviews for this club available as of this date. Review: Sunday morning…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

I got robbed at Lady Vi's by Lillie (and Jason took her word over mine)

If you have read my reviews, you know I have been to Lady Vi's a number of times. I arrived around 7:30pm on a Tuesday. There were no girls working. I left and got some…

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

:) Back Again!

After a long hiatus, I decided to go back to a near by dive... Passions show bar is a bikini club on Beach blvd. kind of in the middle of a strip mall, (no pun, intended-…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

It had been a long time!

It had been forever since I’d been to Roxxanne’s but decided to give it a try as a hot friend of mine just started working there. Walking into the club, the place felt much…

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So, who are the creepiest fucks on this board?

There's a thread in the Dancer's Dressing Room that's not getting a lot of traction.

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Why do I keep trying?

Okay. I used to come here years ago. It was great. Then similar to many clubs around the US it has gone down hill in the quality of the dancers. Fewer and lower quality.…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Good Value Location

I called into FIlmores at about 10:00 on a Saturday evening. Entry was free, and beers were about 10 CAD with tip, albeit for a rather small size. So a good start!…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Good Fun on a slow Sunday evening

Entered and paid the $15 cover on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Club doesn't sell alcohol, but gives cans of beer for free with your admission. After paying the cover at the front…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Another Decent Wednesday night visit

Returned for another Wednesday night visit. It was a hot night, not as lively as it was the last time I was there. There were probably 12 girls working. Paid $5 cover…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

Ok for upstate NY

So this is a relatively small club in Binghamton in a strip mall where there aren’t too many options. Upstate NY is pretty weak overall. It’s a five dollar cover on a Friday night so…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Perhaps I went on a very off day?

I wont describe this place as it's covered in pretty much every review, but after finding a close by parking space I walked into what looked like a basic irish bar from the outside.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Aliza

This was my first trip to Playhouse since the changes. I also hadn’t been there this early in the day in a while. The parking lot was about half full, and when I got inside,…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Dollars on the rail for good attention

Dollars on the rail went a long way. Went with a bachelor party late on a Sunday. Got in no cover by calling in ahead and saying we were coming. General vibe is a bit Vegas-y…

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Have you approved or rejected reviews by accident ?

Just now I was gonna reject a review - selected "Not Enough Details" and even wrote some suggestions in the text box but still hit the damn Publish button instead of Reject - f'ing-a

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How often?

How often do you go? If you could go whenever you want, if money, time, spouses, families, work etc were no issue, how often would you want to go? I’ve had times where I’ve went 4-5x in a month, but that’s…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Could Mcdoogals be on an upswing?

A buddy of mine texted me last Friday to go to the club. We got there at 9pm and it was surprisingly happening, I thought we would be way too early. There were…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Interesting Club

It had been a while since I've been to a strip club. I was there for about 90 minutes. No cover, beer was $5, with a 2 drink minimum. Only seemed to…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Decent afternoon at Paradise

i havent been to Paradise for a number of years so had to renew my membership at the door ($15 i believe). It was early in the day so relatively slow with only one…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun can still be had at the hilighter with the right girl...

Went today at the highlighter on Tuesday afternoon. No cover was charge when I entered at 1 PM. Previous reviews will let you know that there is a bar that serves happy hour drinks most…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Space Invaders

As another member mentioned, there hasn’t been much new talent lately. And lots the talent is starting to show wear and tear. Although some of the dancers who have left were drama central.…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Rest a bit isn't too bad

Rest a bit is relatively close to rt 80 and rt 46. Pretty easy to get to from the highways. Beer prices are pretty good at $3 a beer. Dances are $25 and take place in…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

basically your local dive bar but with dancers

Came in on a few different Fridays, and apart from July 4th weekend it wasn't bad. Parking was free, no valet. The lot itself is not great but they have cameras up and it's by…

Le Vignoble

Brossard, Quebec

DEFINITELY WILL COME BACK

Went a couple weeks ago, visting Montreal to see friends. Showed up at a bit of an akward time (4 pm) So there was only 2 girls. One was white and kind of petite, other was black and…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Worth a visit......

This is the first time I have been to this place. It was on the corner and from the outside looks like a gogo bar. So I went inside and the vibe was ok. Charged…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Old dive, no longer my style

Haven't been to Huntsville in a while, so did a circuit of the clubs to see how things have changed. Sorry to say Fantasia didn't live up to my memories. Still three bucks…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Above average club but watch out for snakes in the grass

It was a pretty regular club experience however, the VIP section was more secluded than I initially expected it to be. Onto the dancers, I got 2 dances from a Latina chick who wasn't shy…

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stage tipping m.o and etiquette

How do you guys tip a hottie at the stage? I would rather tip five singles than a $5 because I want to “feed her money” like SJG says as she does her show. I’ve seen some guys just throw money…

Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, Ontario

Needs More Attention

Ladies ranged from cute average to really cute and hot. No "To Die for" talent on my visit. Drinks were $7 and based on no cover that works. Sets are 4 or…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

New name, slightly different look, same bs!

This club has changed names 6 times over the years. The owner owns both this place and bada bing. They recently made some changes to the vip area and stage area but I am not going…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Rainy Tuesday

Weird Tuesday visit and I only say that because the disparity between the hot dancers and the not hot ones was extreme. Like a glacial divide if that makes any sense. At least two dancers…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Just not happening anymore.

I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady decline since then.…

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NBA "Owners"

FFS, Are American blacks insane?

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Slow afternoon

I was traveling to Dallas for business. I have stopped in here a few times over the years and have had a good time on occasion. Stopped in around 3:00 PM and ordered a beer…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora daytime visit

Went to Pandora’s twice. Wednesday night. Sat a little behind the stage so I can see whose all there. Within 3 min a sexy lady with hard bolt ons sat on my lap and did…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Good girls

Went in on a slow weekday afternoon following a holiday. Midday is my sweet spot to go to this club since there is no cover, decent free buffet and half off happy hour drinks! Beers…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just not the same

Had not been to this club for some time. This club is basically one room for the general audience with a side room for private lap dances. There are multiple stages in the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It was fine... might've been better if I knew what I was doing....

I haven't been to a strip club in years. Last time I was underage and scared witless. Saw a pussy and I didn't know what I was looking at - outside of the fact I…

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Jon Jones charged with battery, accused of putting waitress in chokehold

UFC fighter put strip club waitress in chokehold and assaulted her. This is the waitress's statement that you would only hear in a strip club: "She said he then put her down by the bar and smacked her in…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

Unimpressed

One of the dullest strip club visits ever for me. While not the most boring ever (I've been places where there were no dancers) it was pretty bad. This place is as big as a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Surprisingly Great Trip

I've long been an apologist for Club Fantasies, although they have made it really hard to do so over the years. The place is often dead or inhabited by girls that have very zombie-like…

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Mail Order Bride

Ever check out these websites? Its crazy

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Newer club plastic feel

My first visit to Austin and had trouble understanding the culture. Consequently not a great time at this club. Started off too early like 9PM and the wasn’t a soul in the place…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stellar Experience

Showed up after an early morning work meeting and needed some stress relief. Pulled in and the parking lot was fairly empty, but since it was fairly early it didn't worry me none. Paid my…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Ok time

I decided to visit this club toward the end of the night. It was probably around 1 am when I arrived at the club. Cover was $10. There is a bar area in the front and…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Everyone should visit this club at least once for a full experience

I visit this club every 2-3 wks. Always hustling on a Fri evening with at least 15-20 girls: most of them don’t speak English but manage very well with gestures. I sat at the bar…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Centerfolds, Part II

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s not good for…

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Otc

So I’m going to visit a girl I see at the club. It started out being basically a date with no money exchanged. The club she works at it closed for renovations so she presently has no income. She hinted…

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Apparent Chokehold Blamed After Coroner Rules Glendale Strip Club Death Was Homi

48-year-old father died. Don't get into fights in strip clubs. https://denver.cbslocal.com/video/4129912-apparent-chokehold-blamed-after-coroner-rules-glendale-strip-club-death-was-homicide/

Temper your expectations. This isn't the old Lido Room.

Having gone to the old Lido Room a handful of times and having a great experience each time, this isn't that old Lido Room. But taking place at Scores at W 28th, it's not the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

COI doesn’t suck

So I have only been to COI once before but went to different clubs. I don’t know what all the hype is about. Don’t get me wrong I had a good time but it’s not…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Experience

Highest quality strip club I have ever been to. I was in Vegas for a bachelor party. This was my first time in a vegas club so we decided to ask around for…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

a final visit, parting ways

Decided to drop by this club one last time before moving to the West Coast. It was a cold summer afternoon in Bridgeport. When I arrived around 230pm, there were still plenty of parking around the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

An up & down night at Centerfolds

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers. The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane details here. Almost immediately…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Cairo recommended

I got there about 9 pm. Immediately a woman approached me and asked me if I wanted a tour. I told her no I just like to get a drink and hang out for a…

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Why are native Americans the most successful strippers?

Q. Why are native Americans the most successful strippers? A. Because every time they dance, they make it rain.

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I’m Rich and I’m NOT Apologizing!

I’m rich. Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and all of the rich and famous people you’ve ever heard of wouldn’t consider me rich. Compared to them, I’m very poor. But viewed from the perspective of the choice-limited, chronically cash-strapped circumstances my…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Hit and Miss

I have not visited too much at COI in the past couple of months. Showed up on a Thursday when they have 30 minute curtain rooms for $140 or Door rooms for $180. About 15…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another Fantastic Experience at the infamous Follies / ATL!

Follies is fun even on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I always park across the street at the shopping center and make sure I do some sort of purchase to make it legit. I…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Interesting Change-Up

I'm starting to feel like the best thing one can do when reviewing these clubs is to compare them to other possible local options when one is familiar with those other options. That said, my…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Disney World for guys. even when it's quiet.

I had not been to the FC for about 10 years, so I was excited to visit Mon afternoon- arrived at 3:30PM. NO cover charge, Valet park ($8,00), Maitre D escorted me to…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Monday visit

Been a couple of months so I thought I would stop by and check s place. For a Monday evening I was surprised at the number of customers and the number of dancers.…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Headfirst Into Bottom's Up

Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up is…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Cattle herding with you as cattle.

Douchey doorman tells you that you must tip every dance, buy drinks, etc. The interior has a big circular stage and a smaller corner stage. This club is reminiscent of a cabaret with one of the dancers…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monse!

I went in on a Wednesday afternoon. I paid the usual cover and order my large water. I was surprised how many customers were there. I would say there were at least 15 customers, luckily…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

so so

Stopped by on my way home from an uneventful trip up north (but that's another review). First time here in a long time and think it's the first time at Kittens during the day…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Sunday evenings the Gold Club

Went to the Gold Club on Sunday evening at about 10:00. Mixed selection of girls. Couple of 8’s, but some that were on the plus size and not much to look at.…

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Girls pay

So how do the girls get paid? Been there a few times and always wondered? Also who owns hk?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Lucky Charm

It was late..had to bring a buddy home..and owed him some $...so why not give it to him in chips? Went on a Sunday night and took a withdrawal, but so few ladies working that I/]{…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

As usual.YMMV

A Monday afternoon visit about 3pm. For those who don’t know, the club is in a area of consumer sites such as car washes, food markets, car repair shops, and across the street from…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Just didn't care

In town for a bachelor party, and we wanted to hit this club up as it makes an appearance on the HBO show Playmakers. We got there on a Friday night, and I self…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Not what it once was

I'll skip the the in and outs and the other reviews cover most the basics. I have been to this place before several times a year for the last 4 years and it just…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

More $35 dollar lap dances.

I visited the club this past Sunday evening. Working tonight was a mainly veteran crew, a very attractive taller thin brunette who I wished I got dances from and Lola. More on her later in…

Gen X Cabaret

North Charleston, South Carolina

Gen X Cabaret

This is a new black strip club that is located within about a mile of another black strip club in town. What was most distinctive was how close the two clubs are to each other.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ph

The parking lot has plenty spaces, and is kept up. Its visible from rt 130, but there are spaces behind the bldg. Entrance faces 130, too. The bar is rectangular, surrounding, 2 stages.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Kid strikes again

Stopped in Saturday night when wifey told me she was hanging with the girls. Not my first rodeo there but always happy with the discretion and security. Cars are always fine in that lot. Pulled…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Not Feeling It

So when I am in the Los Angles area, I try to hit this club up. Back in the day, it had fantastic women that wanted to work. I sat down (in the…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Very quick and quality visit

Headed to XTC for the first time on a Thursday night after doing some research on all the Austin clubs. Yes, it has the reputation of being a bit seedy and dirty and it…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

First Time Player

So it was my first time at players. I stopped in after work to try the five dollar steak special. Also, it was a foxy boxing night. I arrive, valet like everywhere else on 8…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Fun Time

Went on a Friday night, $5 cover. They had roughly 15 girls working, they were of various body shapes and races. Lap dances were $20, with no lap dace room fee. It…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Best club in Boston area

My first review on the club although I have been there for a few times. Aggree with all others that this is probably the best club in MA with a lot of decent looking girls…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

King Street Cabaret

The cabaret is located right off the interstate and near two major colleges. I had visited the club two years back and remembered some pretty good looking co-eds so I decided to visit again. There…

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PL’s with SO’s how do you keep it on the DL...

Guys, I have a google voice (with notifications turned off) and I do the incognito mode in chrome when I check this site (and others) and I have to login EVERY DAMN TIME because of the incognito thing... I…

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Strippers aren't sex workers?

One of the dancers doesn't think she's a sex worker and then asked if I want to give her money while she rubs her half naked body along my crotch. SMH

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Sunday Stop Was a Nice Visit

I had some time on a Sunday so decided to hit up a regular spot for me at polekatz. If you go online or sign up for texts then you can get in without a…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Good place to hang out with pretty young dancers

I've lived in Denver for 35 year and this was my first to platinum. It was surprisingly a nice place, a lot of attractive young girls. They have a $30 for 5 shots…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

San Diego - Getting Better

So went to Cheetahs on a Tuesday evening. I have been multiple times in my life (I visit when in town). I do not have the guts to go south of the boarder so…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Good club with beautiful ladies

visited this club for first time.parking was plenty and free! paid $10 to get in. Entered around 8 and place was not crowded and two dancers were on stages. there r 3 stages. The…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Trip to Cuba and Paris

No stranger to CB so here’s another review. I went after midnight, usually prefer day shift. Ran into a girl from day shift, Cuban, blond hair, medium tits and ass. Not usually my type however…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Met expectations, not great, not terrible

So I was pretty excited for this visit after reading previous reviews. I left disappointed, however it wasn't the worst time ever. I just thought it might be better. Anyways, I arrived around 545pm…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Bad timing.

Stopped in after being away for a while. Mid afternoon so it was dead with just regulars and older fellas get theirs on with their regulars. Lots of heavier girls today and damn they are…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday night

Arrived at Flight Club around 6:00 Saturday night, no door girl, and the bouncers didn’t say I had to pay so I guess no cover before 7:00. I certainly wasn’t going to volunteer to pay…

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Airport employees in Caribbean say they saw 'girls who couldn't be older than 16

Epstein continues to be a pedophile. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7271703/Airport-employees-saw-girls-en-route-Jeffrey-Epsteins-pedophile-island.html

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Decent day at sirens

I had never been here but came on their customer appreciation day. There was no cover in this day, free lotto tickets at entrance, free food, and $2 drinks. I walked in and all of…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sweaty Saturday

Went to CD on a super hot Saturday. The place was warm and the dancers were super sweaty. There were a lot of girls...but only about 4 I found attractive. Abigail was friendly and chatty…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Should have gone to the Champagne Room after all

This visit to Raider's Reef was later than my previous visits. I wanted to see how this club compared afternoon vs evening. The parking lot was fuller when I arrived a little after 9:00 p.m.…

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Halloween in Heaven?

Wife and I are talking about making our first weekend trip on the weekend preceding Halloween. Has anyone ever been there for that weekend? It seems like it is a party. I saw a sign that says best costume wins…

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I am finally doing it

I am finally throwing my cumming out of the closet party! I know, I know, this should have happened a long time ago. I finally got the courage to do this so please don't make fun of me. Here goes, I…

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Best Clubs

Hi! I’m thinking of becoming a traveling dancer and I wanted to know what are some of the best clubs to go to. Mainly in NY, California, and Miami. Not really interested in urban clubs, but would consider it you…

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Milk Juggs

What I learned from an 6 year old girl about Milk. White milk comes from black and white cows...🐄 Chocolate milk comes from brown cows...🐂 2% Milk comes from with low fat cow's 👏🤸‍♂️

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Sort by latest in review section gone or am I blind?

I am VIP till sometime in 2022 or something since have been very active in Phoenix for decades. I monitor a lot of clubs both in Phoenix, Toronto where I have gone for decades, Germany and TJ.…

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NO FEBREZE FOR YOU! 🤣

If I got to keep dumping loads in your basement for being mean to dancers then NO FEBREZE FOR YOU! YOU WILL GET THE FULL ON STENCH OF YOURSELF! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN ASS HOLE! 🧻☄🔥

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Dead giveaways you have a new jack stripper in VIP

Her: "EWWWWWW It's all over my hand! And it smells weird! *She runs off to the dressing room crying* Me: https://images.app.goo.gl/KYDNSUZhnYwHb58e8 What are some y'all got?

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I miss Daytona beach !

It’s been a slow painful decline for Daytona beach SC’s. It’s only an hour drive for me whereas tampa Bay Area clubs including Pasco and Pinellas county clubs are 2-2.5 hrs drive or longer near rush hour. Previously there were…

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Lamb to the slaughter

From a recent review of Secrets in Cleveland: How much will this cost me? July 21, 2019 Over the last 20 years, I've only been to clubs about 10 times, so I am a relative rookie despite my age. I visited Secrets for…

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Who are you?

And why are you reading this site?

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I got hoes for days mane!

Tittle says it all

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The Black Card.

I have read on TUSCL several times about a “Black Card”. Never really gave it much thought. However, I usually pay cash on everything I do and as such pay little attention to the cards I have. Turns…

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destination frankfurt germany... what usa airport is the cheapest to fly from in

i’m closest to the las vegas and LA metro airports...

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Bouncer Story Part 1

I posted some stuff about a week ago and there were some requests for some good bouncer stories, so here is one of them. We had a patron who was, lets just say a little fucked up. He had more than…

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Going on Snatch Patrol

When my twins were still in strollers and we were living in Singapore, if we were out shopping or just out for a walk on Orchard Road, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 often took our daughter in one stroller and I took…

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which clubs in USA would u want to dance at if you could go anywhere?

Hi girls, So I have about six years working as a Dancer in Dallas area clubs, but I’m 25 and by the time I’m 30/31 I wanna dance across the US at these places: Mitchell Brothers Scarlett’s Scores Baby Dolls (again) I’m doing research…

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Stage Names

So I used to work as a dancer in some well known Dallas area clubs at age 18, loved it and was making money. Seven years later I’m going to grad school with shitty clubs and So taking a year…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Murder in parking lot

As reported on local TV man was shot in the parking lot 7/21/2019 early am. Two suspects sought. Car drove up and started shooting. Security tried to chase. Don't know if anything related to the club…

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Seattle-The Worst City for Strip Clubs

So I started dancing when I was 18, in college in the Dallas Fort Worth area and genuinely enjoyed it. There were obviously some not good nights, but it was an overall positive experience. Now I’m 25…

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Asian Pussy

based upon antedoctal evidence Asian pussy is much tighter than other women's. My thumb was snug.

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Reviews

I've seen a bunch of "reviews" lately that weren't even Cliff Notes worthy. Some were 3 lines of text. What a joke. Does anyone approve such a review?

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Urber adventure to Washington Park

I have hit the truck stop and Ubered to the clubs in Brooklyn and Centerville. Thinking of trying Washington Park tonight as I am in the neighborhood. Looking for the chocolate babes . Where would you folks recommend. I have…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Lap dance room extras

What is the most you have done in the lap dance room? What was you techinique to success???

FKK Forum

What are Cities/Regions best known for?

Sorry if this is discussed elsewhere or if this is off topic on this site, but just wanted to get your guys’ thoughts on what cities/regions are best known for in terms of adult entertainment. Examples include: Detroit - ITC/OTC high…

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Guys are so funny

I called a guy a retard then he handed his buddy $300 to get a half hr dance with me. I don't even understand how I make money sometimes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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That heat is a danger

It's in the 90's here in the Detroit area. But I don't let heat deter me from taking my daily bike ride. By the time I returned home, my clothes were sopping wet with sweat and I was…

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CARDI B RESPONDS TO PEOPLE CALLING HER A RAPIST FOR ONCE CLAIMING SHE HAS DRUGGE

"Yeah, I went through niggas' pockets," she said. "A lot of you bitches be going through niggas' pockets for $40 to catch a cab 'cause a nigga don't want to give you that. Same shit. Was I wrong for that?…

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Aesthetically, what type of girl do you go for?

So I started dancing as an 18 y/o after doing amateur night, discovered I was good at it, and it allowed me to be completely self-supporting, graduate college early, and while I’m not dancing right now because I do have…

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Favorite cities/clubs to read about

I pay close attention to my home market, Cleveland/Akron, and I study places I'm set to travel for work. But just for entertainment, there are cities I like to check on routinely here on TUSCL. Mainly, I'm reading about adventures in Detroit…

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OT: Chevy reveals new 2020 Corvette Stingray as it guns for Ferrari with first m

General Motors is gunning for Ferrari with its newest redesign of the Chevrolet Corvette — the 2020 Stingray unveiled Thursday night. First introduced in 1953, the Chevy Corvette quickly stood out in a market dominated by the heavy metal that was…

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Best city for strip club

What do you guys think is the best place/city/area for strip club in america?

Tijuana

Heading to TJ Monday/Tuesday July 29th & 30th

Anyone want to meet up? I want to get in afternoon/early evening and leaving around midnight. (Have daytime work meetings to be at). Looking for a wingman? Any takers?

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Straight outta South Park

Stars has officially renamed itself to ... the Peppermint Hippo. You can't write this stuff, folks.

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FDA warns that "Big Penis" pill works too well

Not that anyone on this site would ever need to take a pill like this, but here it is. Lol https://bgr.com/2019/07/18/big-penis-fda-alert-warning/amp/

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New Jersey DFK?

Hey guys - I’m stuck in Jersey for a couple weeks (central) and have been combing the reviews for a place to set up shop while I’m there. Seems like some recent crackdowns have tamed the clubs (GGR was on…

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Sloppy Seconds - Does it bother you ?

OK, you sit down in your favorite club sipping a drink. The most beautiful girl walks out of VIP, straighting her dress, fixing her hair and looking a bit tired. A big, ugly brute…

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Intimate photographs of the dancers at atlanta's magic city strip club

"Magic City in Atlanta is perhaps the most infamous strip club of all time" That is a matter of debate. I've never been and have no desire to go. I'm sure that Papi will love the photo untitled "The Gods"

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Jesse McCauley to spend 35 years in prison for killing Minnesota man his girlfri

Be careful when you pick up a stripper for a "date." https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/crime/2019/07/18/milwaukee-murder-man-kills-other-man-his-girlfriend-met-strip-club/1765913001/

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THANK YOU FOUNDER!!!😁

I love the new edit button! Good things keep happening here on Tuscl! 😁🤪😊👏☝️👆♿

Tijuana

Overnight parking

Thinking of going to TJ tomorrow and, for the first time, staying in Mexico overnight. I’ve been a dozen times or more and I usually park behind the Jack in the Box or if it’s an afternoon visit…

Bottomz Up

Jacksonville, Florida

New Name

This club is called Thunderbirds now, going for a makeover.

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Die Ende Lösung

Finally! It’s here! I found it! The Final Solution! (“Die Ende Lösung”) It’s a sure-fire way of eliminating IcedPeePee once and for all! Fast results guaranteed or your money back! Also eliminates most of the other annoying, crawling, pseudo-intellectual malcontents that infest your favorite…

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Are you clean?

The three most beautiful words in the English language. Who the fuck ever says "NO" to this question, right? But yet the positive answer seems to provide great comfort to the girl about to do xyz. And just in…

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Twin Peaks.

Am in Wichita now. Needed some food. Typed in Hooters on the GOOGLE MAPS and Twin Peaks came up. Decided what hell, give it a try. Holly fuck! This place will definitely put Hooters out of business!…

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OT: An expensive flight

Airline sends $106,000 bill to woman who tried to open doors mid-flight A woman who allegedly caused two fighter jets to be scrambled to escort a plane she was traveling on has received an £85,000 ($106,000) bill by the airline. In a…

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Birthday Entertainment

Was at a club and a guy was talking to a guy for a while. She kept holding up her hand and shaking her head "no" but smiling about something. I later had her dance and asked her what it…

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When is Sapphire on 53 and Broadway opening?

They took over the old Flashdancers location. Was supposed to be open this spring. Keeps getting delayed. Anyone know when it will open?

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I Went to McDonald's today....

I was planning on destroying the shitter in there but it was already destroyed. There were homeless people sleeping at some of the tables. Then the stall was occupied. Where to shit now?

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Dancer told me that she had met Papi_Chulo.

https://imgur.com/a/ESHo7ut

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I saw Icey Loco with his main bitch.

https://youtu.be/mEQvIdPnrUw

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The folly of trying to turn Bucks into Follies...

So FYI this thread is not about Follies and I am in no way bashing Follies. A few months ago at Bucks the managers rearranged two of the lap dance cubicles so for the first time there was some actual privacy…

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Damn, so many flame wars recently...

...In all these threads, all over the board. Times like this make me wish flagooner was back. He was always the kind and diplomatic one who kept us in check. And we wouldn’t be behaving this way if he was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

In need of a Synn veteran

I am incredibly new to TUSCL, so I apologize if this is the wrong place to post this. This is my first ever post on this website, and I am looking for some help. I am not new to the…

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Epstein denied bail

He would have fled to a third-world country where his wealth would keep him safe forever. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/18/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-bail-hearing.html?campaign_id=60&instance_id=0&segment_id=15332&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=54831734ing-news

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How do you justify paying for sex when she has a huge orgasm?

Seems like she should be paying me. :) I just write it off as a cost of doing business. Of course I hope that my endeavors are reciprocated.

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How to spot a "shill review, club ad"?

We have a few reviewers who are quick to label unpublished reviews as "shill review, club ad." These overly zealous critics are well known, so no need to add names. The liberal use of "shill review, club ad"…

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Yet more Epstein associates who belong in jail.... “We’re reminded that Epstein

“Some of them have noted (jocularly) his passion for young women, and perhaps they’ve admired his ability to use his money to procure and train underage females for group sex. And to offer free air travel plus sex with teenage…

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A guide to being a good strip club customer

Three strippers talk about being a good strip club customer. The thing I disagreed with most was this: "All three dancers talked about how uncomfortable they feel when customers try to get them to engage in gossip about other dancers." In…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Rates

Just curious what the I should expect to pay for extras at LS? Just looking for a ballpark range to see if I can afford Saturday night or not.. lol

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Urinating on a Fashion Icon

Reverend Hornibastard and his tribe are currently wandering in the deserts of far West Texas. Yesterday the irrepressible Reverend Hornibastard collected on the bet he placed with his gullible kids that he would take the entire family snorkeling in the…

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So I called a customer a faggot and some fat bitch tried to chew me out

But I wont get chewed out by nobody telling me to be nicer like bitch please. I am never gonna change my ways 🔪

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How many beers can you drink?

A strip club patron who claimed to have downed 33 beers was itching for a fight, but his fiancée and waning consciousness held him back. Police in St. Lucie, Fla. were called to help a man who had passed out in…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Keena?

Has anyone had a dance with Keena before? Just curious how her dances are. Feel free to dm me

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Experience at Wackos

Been to Wackos only a few times. Went last week and still the same, good food, and some Hot girls there. One caught my attention. Yenny /Yeni.....hot little Latin spinner. Gave a good dance and was…

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Everyone! lets help Icey Loco beat the living shit out every woman he comes acro

Oh wait I forgot not I or anyone else on this site is a pussy ass coward bitch. Never mind! Carry on with your lives. Sorry to bother!

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Kloe

Kloe is a new girl to the club. She is blonde, covered with tattoos in all the right places, and extremely sexy. Does anyone know her schedule ?

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Stupid people tricks. A new recruit for SJG’s organization!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1030961 That’s how sick you gotta be to join his cult.

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Palm Beach deputies allowed Jeffrey Epstein to have unsupervised visits with you

More on the corrupt deal that left the pedophile Epstein free to abuse more young women. The attached podcast with Julie Brown, the reporter who revived interest in the case, is worth listening to. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7257913/Palm-Beach-deputies-allowed-Jeffrey-Epstein-unsupervised-visits-young-women.html

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Is it bad that my wife calls me daddy all the time?

Yes, it is true that I am the father of our children. Yes, it is true that I am also old enough to be her father’s older brother. Yes, it is possible for her to be a stripper even though…