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Byob clubs

I have never been to one but I have heard mention of them many times on here. Guys saying that they took their bottle of Jack, etc into the club and shared it with the dancers. This morning I was…

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OT: Jack is back

Bauer, that is. Set your DVR, dammit! http://www.fox.com/24-live-another-day/

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no sleep

So I ended up answering that stripper texting me. By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came on a Wednesday night. ...

Came on a Wednesday night. Paid the cover charge and sat down. Sat down in the back and decided to take in the scenery. Only Three girls (that I saw) on shift.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Millstream hasn't changed much over...

The Millstream hasn't changed much over the last 5 years, since the last remodeling. The physical setup is pretty decent and the club is a bit on the upscale side but still not far from…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This review is over two Fridays...

This review is over two Fridays most recently May 3, 2014. The talent quality seems to have gone down a bit with most night girls being either black, Brazilian, or latin, Since…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decided to try this place since...

Decided to try this place since it's on the way home and figure to kill a few hours. I ultimately ended up during the dreaded shift change from day/night. Wednesdays are definitely the best days…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Greetings all. This is my first...

Greetings all. This is my first review but I've lurked around for a while.<br> Some buddies of mine and I went to Desire Friday night around 11 p.m. as we were looking to visit a strip…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

OK, this place is INSANE.. really.....

OK, this place is INSANE.. really.. there were probably 20-30 girls in this place and being a Sunday Afternoon I really did not have high expectations. <br> There were I would say mostly 7s, with some…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

My bro and I stopped by...

My bro and I stopped by in the early afternoon to grab lunch. $3 each and into the club. I believe they have stopped the free pizza or burger buffet that they use to do.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

twas okay. no big asses. so...

twas okay. no big asses. so sad for me, mainly eastern euro types.<br> there is a blonde with a great ass. that's it.<br> <br> Overall the ambience is fine. Very strict, no touching at all....but some girls might…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Went here to hang with my...

Went here to hang with my buddies. Well lit club. Pretty clean club. Plenty beautiful ladies walking around. Skimpy outfits and good stage dancers. <br> <br> I'm a face and leg guy. Then comes the breast and…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Headed back to hotel after great...

Headed back to hotel after great night out on the town. The girl outside the club is very persuasive, and had my head full of visions that made me want to go in, even…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, New Jersey

Club was not what I imagined....

Club was not what I imagined. The girls there are friendly cute and talented. They serve food there so it's nice after a few drinks. Dj plays great music there. The barmaid is on point…

Gold Club Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited here with my guy a...

Visited here with my guy a few weeks after they opened. Very nice looking club, a little small with just one stage and a private dance area downstairs, however there is a VIP room upstairs…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Boyfriend and I went as a...

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I had a flight out of...

I had a flight out of LAX and a bit of time to kill beforehand so I headed over to 4Play. This place has a well deserved reputation for having the hottest girls in…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

There is a reason no onebin...

There is a reason no onebin vegas ever talks about club playinum. It's simply the absolute lsmest club in vegas. I went therebon a saturday night and girls were walking around in friggin gowns smh.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first visit. I...

This was my first visit. I was taken here by a regular. From the outside you would not know this is a strip club. Very modern building right off a freeway exit. Not the typical…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Fluffers remains a slightly grungy club...

Fluffers remains a slightly grungy club on Illinois State Route 17 in Sparland. The old building does not look terribly inviting from the outside. The parking lot is well-worn. Some of that…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

As usual this club has the...

As usual this club has the largest amount of good looking dancers. Place had a good crowd but was able to find a seat. Lots of couples in the crowd. This place also has some…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Place was pretty dead. Usually start...

Place was pretty dead. Usually start off here on my trips to Indy but think I may have to pass for awhile. Even though place was dead girls did not really try to hang out…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time here in awhile. Place...

First time here in awhile. Place was dead but did not have to pay cover with stamp from Babes. There were about 5 customers in place and all had a girl sitting with them so…

Million Dollar Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Ok...so I said i would give...

Ok...so I said i would give it another try, and....MISTAKE.<br> i came over from MC and called ahead to find out wat up. Called about 710pm and asked when they ooen and when girls come in.…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

i had been to this place...

i had been to this place before - wanted to try it again to visit one specific girl. The way it works is you go upstairs, put a dollar into the peep viewer, view…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Nice club from an appearance standpoint....

Nice club from an appearance standpoint. Can buy cigars on your way in and smoke in the club. Girls were generally solid - 7s and 8s if you don't mind heavy tattoos. <br> <br> Girls sat in…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I Went to the After Hours...

I Went to the After Hours Section that served no alcohol, & I noticed as me & 3 friends pulled up in two vehicles that the local p.d. were in the corresponding parking lot.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went into PP around 4 pm...

Went into PP around 4 pm on a Thursday last week. Music still way to loud and not very many customers in there at all. Stood at the bar for a while and watched the…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I went to Lipstick for the...

I went to Lipstick for the first time in 2 years. Previously they had a nice ethnic mix, and a few nice-looking girls.. this time.. no cute girls, period.. they have a new manager, who…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This is my first time visited...

This is my first time visited the place.<br> The build looks old from the outside, but inside actually very clear and nice.<br> It's a little bit odd as paying the entry fee, got a lot of looks…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

As all the recent reviews have...

As all the recent reviews have mentioned correctly,the place is Fantastic! I have been here a few times now along with some buddies and not once has our visit been disappointing.Nothing compares to this place…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ok, so I have been reading...

Ok, so I have been reading about this joint for a while, so when I had occasion to make a trip to Detroit last month, I stopped in on the way back, on a Sunday…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Pretty nice looking club, I can't...

Pretty nice looking club, I can't get over the pasties in Mobile though, that is just so weird. Not many dancers on shift when I went and not many patrons. Dancers were all…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

So took the 2 plus hour...

So took the 2 plus hour drive from redding to medford to check out thr club scene. On word disappointing. The girls dont touch you and you cant obviously cant touch them. I…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Was passing through Akron one afternoon...

Was passing through Akron one afternoon and had some time to burn so I decided to stop at CW's and have a beer. I tried to find a parking spot in the lot but…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

This was my second visit. The...

This was my second visit. The first was great. The girls were hot. There was a bit of activity and I never felt pushed into anything. <br> <br> The second was not great. At 4:00 pm…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Some might consider this a sketchy...

Some might consider this a sketchy area. Parking on the street was tough but there are plenty of spots around the corner in residential areas. Bouncer collected $5 for daytime cover, no pat…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I usually visit TDN while on...

I usually visit TDN while on my business trip. <br> <br> I'll keep coming back because there's a lady in here I really like, her name is Victoria. Haven't seen her the last time I was here,…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

DV8 continues to be one of...

DV8 continues to be one of my favorite Portland clubs because they have consistently attractive and friendly dancers, decent drink prices with a good selection, and better than average private dances than most area clubs…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Sunday night.<br> <br> They have a buffet in the early evening on Sunday. That normally brings a crowd that includes guys who are so broke they pick strip clubs based…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

The bar is located in massillon...

The bar is located in massillon in a not so great neighborhood. It's small with a small stage and a wrap around bar. There are two pool tables that get in the way of trying…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped By Wednesday Evening. They...

Stopped By Wednesday Evening. They Are Still Remodeling. they claim the remodeling will be amazing. Paid Cover To Get It With As Coupon For Free AdmissionNextTime.<br> <br> Had 50 Girls Working. In General…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to St. James straight from...

Went to St. James straight from airport. In town on business. The club is close to the airport, quick cab ride. The layout of the club is nice. Two floors.…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This club has gone down hill...

This club has gone down hill during the weekday day shift lately. There USED to be some nice looking dancers. Now there are a few average dancers. Maybe they have moved to to greener pastures…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Went by one evening to check...

Went by one evening to check this place out, since it had been a while since we have been! Staff are great and even friendly enough to hook you up at the door with a…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Didn't know this was a juice...

Didn't know this was a juice and soda bar when it was picked by the group. I was doing the driving, so I was just along for the drive, so to speak. <br> <br> Got there and…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon to check this place as I haven't been in months.<br> <br> About 10 patrons around the bar with 5 or 6 girls making the rounds. If you haven't been here in…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Huge club. Biggest I have...

Huge club. Biggest I have ever been in. Was in Vegas for work/play. Went early afternoon as I had some time in between a conference and meeting colleagues. There was barely…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I...

I rarely go to other clubs so my review is a bit of a fan club shout out. The best part of the Criket ( as always) is the lack…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

San Diego has very restrictive rules...

San Diego has very restrictive rules regarding clubs and dancers meaning less touching then I get elsewhere in the Southwest. Goldfinger's girls are hot but the dances aren't very good. First off, yes they have…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Came in on a Monday afternoon,...

Came in on a Monday afternoon, 1 dancer on duty. Fake blonde, fake breasts, tats everywhere. Drinks $7 a shot and kind of weak. Layout of club is nice, seemed clean but I didn't bring…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I went to Night Trips around...

I went to Night Trips around 4:30 in the afternoon. It wasn't very crowded and as soon as I sat down I had a beautiful woman straddling my lap. What a great way…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Place looks great since the remodel....

Place looks great since the remodel. Same staff and a lot of new entertainers. Had a blast with a beautiful girl from Vegas. The club has been totally remodeled (new bar, sound, lighting etc which…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is a large club. ...

This is a large club. Two levels. Downstairs there is the main stage and bar. A lap dance area behind the stage. This dance area is only used at night or to get…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This was my first time on...

This was my first time on Saturday. Usually I have visited during the week, with it being much slower. It was well after midnight, about 2am. Definitely a heavy police presence outside on Saturdays so…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped In last Friday Night for...

Stopped In last Friday Night for the first time. This place should spend a few dollars on a sign that is bright and readable. Almost drove right past it. to sum it up this place…

Demons Gentlemen's Club

Dudley, England

Bandit Queen is an upmarket club....

Bandit Queen is an upmarket club. It is in Dudley which is on the outskirts of Birmingham about a 10 mile drive out of Birmingham city center. Thus it doesn't really compete with Birmingham…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

visited emperors today during day shift....

visited emperors today during day shift. The interior has been completely redone. 3 dancers on day shift. I am one who likes to tip the ladies and enjoy some dances. I…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went in on a Saturday. The...

Went in on a Saturday. The club is a little run down and small, but girls are friendly. Most are decent quality but a few too many piercings and tattoos for my liking. There is…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

My wife and I visit clubs...

My wife and I visit clubs regularly in various cities. I convinced my wife on one trip to Atlanta, who was always a Cheetah fan, to visit an outskirt location. We decided on Fannies...<br> <br> We arrived…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Had about an hour and I...

Had about an hour and I was near so I stopped in at PoleKatz. There was no valet so I just parked. Then he appeared and made me give him $5. On the way out…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Recommend this club. The women are...

Recommend this club. The women are gorgeous and very friendly. I got the feeling that most of them are bored and therefore they try a little harder for your attention. Drinks were expensive but no…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

This was my second time here....

This was my second time here. Arrived around 3 on Monday afternoon. As many reviews have stated, this is located in a dumpy building near the university of Akron. They will buzz you in and…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on Friday afternoon after...

Stopped in on Friday afternoon after work. Jesus, one would have thought that there was 12" of fresh snow on the ground. This place was dead as a cemetery. Only three girls working and one…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Another golf trip to Myrtle, another...

Another golf trip to Myrtle, another visit to the Masters Club. Understanding every night is different, I have to say this club is sliding downhill. From the aggressive weapons wand search at the front door,…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Haven't been to TDH for a...

Haven't been to TDH for a few years (since it was at the old location) and came by with a few guys just to see what was up. What was up is that this…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

This review is for the last...

This review is for the last few of times I went to the Orchid. The Wild Orchid is a big club owned by the same people as Fantasy Girls and Spice House. I don't know…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Still a place to go for...

Still a place to go for a beer along with some long time older dancers, until last Friday. they had at least 6 new girls younger along with some great bodies on them. The new…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Overall the club is nice for...

Overall the club is nice for the Tacoma area. It is a $20 cover which is high but some what normal for the area. It is a good size club. Has a…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Went here with some guys for...

Went here with some guys for a friend's birthday. I didn't get any dances myself, but I can say this much: the dancers were hot, all of the ones who stopped by our table…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Went on Wednesday as they have...

Went on Wednesday as they have 2 for 1 friction dances. First time at club and it was nice. Small with a stage in center along the wall with tables surrounding it. Not a very…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

It's been several months since I've...

It's been several months since I've been to the Minx, so it was time to go back and check it out. I heard there had been some changes so I wanted to see what was…

Boner Again

Nekoosa, Wisconsin

This is an average northwoods style...

This is an average northwoods style strip club, The club is pretty large, a bit hard to find, but the few times I have been there, it has been clean, the place is a regular…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I've been stopping here about once...

I've been stopping here about once per month during the day. It's not too far out of the way on my way home from work, there's no cover in the afternoon, and happy hour…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Had a bad time here last...

Had a bad time here last visit which I documented in a previous review but it seemed like a nice place at the time with decent looking girls so I gave it another try since…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Made an impromptu stop at CF's...

Made an impromptu stop at CF's and as usual had a nice time. I got there just before cover charge and saw that they had a nice amount of girls working. I didn't see my…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. Based on the location kind of in the middle of nowhere you wouldn't think there would be too much talent. Once you enter the club it's again…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Came by on a Friday night,...

Came by on a Friday night, just in time for the end of Happy Hour. They have $1.50 beers until 9PM. Really can't beat that. My buddies and I slammed them down…

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Building Housing Strip Club Collapses

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dc-strip-club-forced-evacuate-building-collapse-article-1.1777610

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Is this your first time in a strip club?

I was surprised to hear this from a dancer. I told another dancer it was my first time in the club. Do you ever get surprised to hear this question?

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stripper keeps blowing up my cell

Gotta be in a suite and tie for a board meeting at 7-fucking-am tomorrow. I've already taken 20mg ambien and know I'll have to wake up at 5am to cook a big steak, some potatoes, an espresso and snort 30mg…

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On TV

I saw this in a sports bar without sound and at first thought, "Really?" http://vimeo.com/63270978

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Lake Bell and her amazing titties!!!

Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars of that series...Lake Bell's left…

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the Sunday funnies

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and…

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the morning after

The pain of sunday morning is rarely rivaled by any other phenomena. We are now forced to come back to sobriety in preparation to live a "normal" life monday through friday. Coming back to the real world means no more…

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Doctor Crazy Joe!

I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could it be that Crazy Joe,…

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Seattle - recommendations?

GOing to be in Seattle mid-week; first time there. Clubs are nude; is one-way or two-way touching allowed? If going in mid-afternoon Wed, any recommendations for clubs or dancers? Thanks, Vman77

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where to go in Minneapolis

My wife and I plan to be in Minneapolis later this month and would like to hear suggestions from local, on the best club to visit. The last time we were in town, was Thanksgiving. The first night, we…

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Founder did it

The Juice-bots are gone Right?

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It isn't just porn stars and dancers getting the shaft from banks...

Remember that story about banks being forced to sever accounts of porn stars and sancers? DOJ is also now going after the gun industry. http://www.nraila.org/legislation/federal-legislation/2014/5/operation-choke-point-raises-alarms.aspx

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My final thought on Kentucky Derby Hats

It's all in how you wear it. http://azstarnet.com/kentucky-derby-the-hats/image_f851ca94-b503-11e2-b6db-001a4bcf887a.html Nuff said.

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Accessories

Today's topic for contemplation, consideration, and possible amusement is ACCESSORIES. Yesterday, I threw out the theme of Kentucky Derby Hats. Being from the South, sundresses and sunhats are considered as a ritual of Spring. Baseball caps with…

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The Other Shoe

So, we all have had various flakes with OTC. Tonight, I lined up this cute chick(civie gal) to meet up tonight. Well, I had a great day with Pops watching the Derby, got drunk at a kids…

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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handle bars

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This club is pretty good in...

This club is pretty good in terms of cleanliness if that matters to you. Bathroom and stage area us clean. The seats are along two of the walls and a few at the stage.…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

This is a really nice place....

This is a really nice place. A lot of money went into renovating it. It's a real shame it's terrible. The women here are bored and pushy which wouldn't be awful if they at least…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Peice of shit strip club. The...

Peice of shit strip club. The bouncer broke my nose and gave me a black eye after the girl scammed me for $10 giving me back fake money and saying I gave them fake money…

Diamond's Gentlemen's Club

Honolulu, Hawaii

This club has been advertising recently...

This club has been advertising recently in Honolulu so I think they are making a push to get busy. They don't have a liquor license, but do allow BYOB. Because of no liquor the age…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

i had a night ill never...

i had a night ill never forget. twas my first time here and it couldn't have been better unless it was a bit cheaper. i got 5 lap dances from 5 different gals. a topless…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited on a recent Friday,...

I visited on a recent Friday, around 11:30 AM. Since it was early, I didn't expect a lot of action. There were about 4-5 customers, and around 6-8 dancers that I saw. There…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I had about four hours to...

I had about four hours to kill before my convention started so I stopped by. I went upstairs...something about strip clubs always makes me instinctively try and find a quiet dark corner...bought a beer…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

This is the only strip club...

This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing. There is a…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Nice place, sound system is pretty...

Nice place, sound system is pretty good, music varies to suit dancers' preference. The place is clean and friendly. Girls are all nice and friendly, but not pushy, they will take time to sit and…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Don't do it. Just don't. It...

Don't do it. Just don't. It doesn't smell clean, it doesn't appear clean, and the girls are less than enthusiastic. A man -employee?- hanging around was at least as welcoming as a closed door. In…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Great place if Latin women is...

Great place if Latin women is your thing. All the girls I spoke with were attractive, polite and had a preference for conversation in spanish. They also weren't pushy but professional on a club level.…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

This place is a combination strip...

This place is a combination strip club and sports bar. They are just separated by a door. The one side has big screen TVs a bar, pool tables and darts. The SC…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I have a feeling the other...

I have a feeling the other reviews are fakes.... Parking across the street from the club was well-lit. The sign said $5, but, at around one on a Saturday night/Sunday morning, we were asked to…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building...

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building which housed The Cloakroom collapsed. Here's the story from the Washington Post; http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/buildings-collapse-on-k-street-in-northwest-washington/2014/05/02/7c839728-d233-11e3-937f-d3026234b51c_story.html Based on the photos, it will be a while until the club reopens (if ever). …

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

My first visit to this club...

My first visit to this club a few months ago was uneventful. The hot girls were preoccupied with regulars and the ones I sat with were quoting high dollars for dances. Decided to give the…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times before the remodel and this past Thursday was the first since the remodel. I was hoping for some eye candy with my beer but not one…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Went by after late Saturday afternoon...

Went by after late Saturday afternoon after an excellent visit to Cowboys. Saw a blonde girl I had seen on my last visit although she wasn't who I came to see. The blonde has nice…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This club has a wide range....

This club has a wide range. Decent 8's all the way down to FUGLY girls, like 2's and 3's. Most girls will show you a good time, hint hint, if you do the 15 minute…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Last Saturday my wife and I...

Last Saturday my wife and I were near Council Bluffs and decided to make a quick visit to the Playhouse. I was a little concerned because it was only 8:30 in the evening, and…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Went on a Saturday night, and...

Went on a Saturday night, and when I first got there it looked a little sketchy but it is safe. It might be a little hard to fine since it is in the middle of…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was in town and visited GOLD...

Was in town and visited GOLD club, second time there. I still like this place for the small personal feel, friendly girls, good drink selection, etc. However, it dawned on me how pricey…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was looking for a fun place...

Was looking for a fun place just to watch some semi-hot to hot girls dance. Was pleasantly surprised by a few of them, but some of the dancers--when you got a close look at them--were…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Visited this club with a group...

Visited this club with a group of 10 or more guys. The place was absolutely packed with people. Not only was a packed with customers, but it was packed with dozens and dozens of hot…

Pete's Place

Star Valley, Arizona

Pete’s Place is pretty tame by...

Pete’s Place is pretty tame by most standards, but it is worth stopping in if you are in the area. I would not put it in the destination category though. When you enter, there is…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Came here on a Thursday night...

Came here on a Thursday night not expecting too much. The dancers were average at best but were very friendly. There were around 15 patrons in the club and about 8 dancers working…

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Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me!

I got fooled twice! So I went to see the Mayweather fight and I see two smoking hot strippers I've been wanting to get dances from. The first one turned out to be a total bitch. I would not be surprised…

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the weekend has begun

The weekend debauchery has begun Last night: 1) Brought a stripper to a 5 star hotel 2) she immediately almost OD'd on oxy 3) Drank so much rum that immediately after cumming on her face, I puked all over the marble bathroom 4) pretty…

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Kentucky Derby

Today is the Kentucky Derby. What do you think of hats? And nothing else! One of the best stage dances I ever witnessed included a hat.

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Money is fun

At the sc last night spending far more cash than I should have been having the time of my life. It's so much fun having a large amount of cash in the right club with the right dancers.…

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Made it rain last night

I never saw the attraction to making it rain money on a dancer. In fact it kind of looked disrespectful in a way. But, last night, after a few too many drinks, I made it rain for the first time. My…

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Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind

http://www.wired.com/2014/05/absurd-creature-of-the-week-this-marsupial-has-marathon-sex-until-it-goes-blind-and-drops-dead/

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Your favorite's favorite drink?

For those that buy their lovely dancer a drink now and again... For my CF - In the club it's a white zin (weak VA clubs only serve beer & wine), otherwise it's a vodka cranberry That was my previous fav's drink…

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You ever have any dreams where you're alone with a bunch of horny girls?

I was wondering if visiting strip clubs contributes to such dreams. I had a dream before I woke up where I needed a place to crash and go to sleep. A couple of girls told me they knew the place.…

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The Ugly Details

I often see articles that express nothing but disgust with strip clubs, such as this one: http://members.jacksonville.com/community/clay/2014-05-02/story/anne-hammock-much-mystery-surrounds-businesses-aimed-adult This sentence stood out. She speaks of her friend Ben who decades ago went to a bachelor party at a strip club: "But Ben, not…

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What are you doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Chelsea Handler sidekick Chuy Bravo says he will honor Cinco de Mayo by making a bunch of "naked bitches" wrestle in salsa at a Vegas strip club ... VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!! Bravo will be the main man at Larry Flynt's Hustler…

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What kind of unusual compliments have you heard from dancers that you believed?

Last weekend I heard "I don't see how you aren't married, unless you've been lying to me all this time." Another one I heard which is not that common for me. " I like you.". I actually believed her because…

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Dancers talking bad about other dancers to customers.

Maybe it's just be but the last year or two I have heard a lot more dancers talking bad about other dancers in the club, several of which are my favorites. A few years ago I rarely heard it,…

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Papa Gateau

My first SC visit in over eight months took place in a muddle of Bordeaux after the Bruins/Habs playoff game last night. The club was one of the dreadful Calgary clubs that I usually eschew. Boredom and being googly-eyed were…

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Any good recommendations for the Phily area?

I am going to be in Phily toward the end of the month. What are some good clubs in the area, that are safe during the day and during the night, with decent to great dances. Easy parking…

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Club with the ugliest dancers?

What club, on average, has the least attractive dancers you've seen? Doesn't matter if the club had one dancer who was the hottest girl you've ever seen surrounded by a bunch of uglies. Or that the club had the ugliest…

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Building Collapse Forces Evacuation of NW D.C. Strip Club

Go here for video, etc: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Collapse-Reported-at-5th-And-K-Streets-NW-257714411.html

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Legal Prostitution

A friend told me a strip club is basically legal prostitution. Do you agree or disagree?

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A Dancer's Children Finding Her Dance Bag

​In Trixxi's recent thread, "Thinking XXX Dvd," she described her reaction to finding another family member's porn at home one day during her childhood. That made me think of this situation: When children find out their mom is a stripper.…

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It ain't over til the fat lady sings.

V. Stiviano can now loosely take Donald Sterling up on his offer ... allowing her to have sex with black guys. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has sent V. a letter ... offering her a starring role in a…

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Nipple Piercings

A couple of weeks ago I was at a local sc, enjoying my encampment along pervert row. The ladies were lovely and the dollars were flowing. This one dancer had her time to shine in stage and shine…

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Who else hates when strippers wanna talk to you (sometimes)?

I mean i have many chicks i talk to as friends but in strip clubs i like talking to the strippers it's cool but something i just want them to dance and do and say freaking shit with me while…

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otc threesome

Going on vacation soon and figured I would kick things off with an otc threesome. Told my current "favorite" (I hate this term but whatever) I'd give her 2k to find a willing partner from the club and she could…

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Butt slide

Does it bother you when, at the start of the LD, the dancer makes you slide your butt down to the lip of the seat so she can grind better? I fucking hate it and will only tolerate it for a…

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Per SW - Do you care if your regular spends money on other girls

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192680-Do-you-care-if-your-regular-spends-money-on-other-girls

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Multiple Choice

That Adam Silver is one ugly sumbitch. A? B? or C? A. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Grant_Wood_-_American_Gothic_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg B. http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ET-stolen.jpg C. http://shlabotnikreport.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/quisp.jpg

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"Dear Customer"Letters from SW

It's been a while since I've ventured over to SW land – but came across this somewhat “interesting” SW thread – it's kinda long; but if you have some time to kill … https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192153-Letters-you-wish-you-could-send-to-customers-(vent-away)

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Reviews

How long do you wait before you post a review of a club? Hours, days, weeks?

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What is the definition of a big penis?

We have all had strippers tell us we had a big dick to boost our egos. But what is a big dick. I have always thought of myself as slightly bigger than average. Yesterday I had one of my favorites…

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Fundraiser For "Clubbing"

For my first discussion posting on TUSCL I found this local news article that must be shared. This just cracks me up on so many levels lolz!! http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25373037/dispute-over-money-spent-by-steven-utashs-son-at-strip-club enjoy!

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McMicken barricades part of larger plan to fight Cincinnati prostitution

CINCINNATI —It's no secret McMicken Avenue is known for sex trafficking and violence. In January, a known 24-year-old prostitute was gunned down a few feet away from where barricades have been put up to interrupt johns, or customers, from going in…

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Testosterone, The Biggest Men's Health Craze Since Viagra, May Be Risky

Men seek it out to combat low energy and decreased sex drive. Prescription testosterone has become so popular that so-called "low T" clinics are becoming common sights in cities and suburbs. The number of testosterone prescriptions written in the U.S. more…

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Candidate for governor reveals his past as a stripper, Democrats call for inspec

Larry Ealy's naked truth: No need for any more profiles of long-shot gubernatorial candidate Larry Ealy. Joe Vardon of the Columbus Dispatch has the most interesting nugget you'll read on the colorful Democrat from the Dayton area. The former tow-truck…

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Grand Re-opening of Doll House of Columbus - May 2nd at 8pm

Any news on what's going on with the Doll House of Columbus? I have been there twice and both times it was dead. They now have an ad out advertising a grand re-opening on may 2nd at 8pm. Claims…

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Mea Culpa

My wife never has an issue with me going clubbing, but out of courtesy I always wash up when I get home and before I get into bed. Every once in awhile she will say you reek of perfume…

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OT:Buffets

Since I'm off-topic, what are youse feelings about Buffets? Yay or nay? I say nay.

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D'Antoni Quits

Good riddance. Best news I've heard in basketball all year.

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The Big "O"

Rumor is Oprah Winfrey is part of a buying group interested in purchasing the Clippers. I never knew she liked balls.

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April 30 Clubbing

What happened on that night should be written down. Thankfully there is TUSCL to where I can store/toss/write the experience. Portland was a bit warm, but not too warm to be considered uncomfortable. I was at my friends pad because I…

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Should we help them improve their business?

I was in my local club tonight, when a dancer asked if she could join me, as she was pulling out the chair and sitting down. She had been on the stage when I walked in, and at least now…

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Help needed for confused newby

Just thought I'd put this out there, in the hope that some of the more experienced members can give their thoughts on my situation, as I'm somewhat of a Newbie. Me - 40+, married, kids etc in the UK. Have…

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stippers and drugs

Admittedly I have a tendency to like doing drugs with strippers both itc (champagne room) or otc (preferably otc). I recently had an experience where I became the sole income for a stripper, to the point where she stopped…

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OT: Which States make up the 'South"

From 538.com "First, the Southerners were considerably more certain of which states are their own. While the top few Midwest states barely pulled 80 percent of the vote, nearly 90 percent of respondents identified Georgia and Alabama as Southern, and more…

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OT: Which States make up the 'Midwest"

From 538.com "Indiana, Iowa and Illinois appear to be the core of the Midwest, each pulling more than 70 percent of the vote (that may partly be because of their substantial populations). Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota each pulled at least 60…

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Seeing a Stripper outside the Club

As my username states: I am a rookie to the whole SC deal. Normally I only go to clubs while on business cuz the road can get boring and I want companionship. That being said I have been recently tempted…

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another Troll with fake reviews - doc_hollerday

What is the appropriate response in an open forum site like TUSCL to a Troll member who intentionally posts fake or stolen reviews? I was scanning reviews on Monday and saw a couple with questionable details written by a "new" member…

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Why hadn't I heard about this until today!

http://stripper-locker-room.tumblr.com/ Find your girls here!

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sick stripper

One of my strippers just texted me and says she has been out of work 2 weeks and has endometriosis. Im gonna google it but just for laughs I wanted to see what you clowns knew about it and your…

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End Of Freedom Of Speech?

Is this(Donald Sterling) the beginning of the end? If you can't speak freely in your own home, where can you speak freely? How is this going to effect smack talk and lover room talk? Is this going…

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lokking for Becka from Twin Peeks in Charlotte

i have been trying to find my ATF, she used to work at Twin Peeks in Charlotte before it was closed but havent seen her yet in other clubs in Charlotte except for one time in L & L University…

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Sport Clips

I went to get a haircut tonight. Usually the women at my local Sport Clips are like 5's, you wouldn't fuck them. This evening I get a new hairstylist who was pretty good looking, an 8. She was a 5'2"…

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CLIPPERS OWNER FINED 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS

my understanding on this part is that he will be fined by the nba that amount in addition to being forced to sell his team via majority owner voting. if he wants to stay in the league somehow then obviously…

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Road Trip

Just got word that I'm going to do some traveling later this year. I'll be spending time in Chicago, Indianapolis, Louisville and Nashville. Suggestions for stops along the way? I've hit Chicago and Indy before, so Polekatz Chicago and BBFs…

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watermelon-juice-will-make-your-dick-hard

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/04/science-watermelon-juice-will-make-your-dick-hard/ Be sure to watch the video. :)

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Stigma associated with perverts row

At least in the Phoenix valley there seems to be a stigma associated with sitting alone at perverts row (also known as the tip rail). Not many PL's do it in this area. For me, it is the best seat…

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Miami

I am making a trip down to Miami area for Memorial day weekend. I am an extras guy, any guidance on where i should definitely go, i appreciate the PM. Thanks my fellow hobbyists. I got intel as well on…

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How cool was the Clippers revolt?

This is why I am proud to live in this country.

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Band!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba-bans-donald-sterling-for-life--fines-him--2-5-million-for-racial-comments-181803437.html

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TUSCL scrambled?

Are the TUSCL pages scrambled or just on my browser? Other pages seem fine.

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Man robbed at strip club after leaving fundraiser

http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20140429/utashs-son-robbed-at-strip-club-after-attending-fundraiser NEVER pay for services upfront!!

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Tornadoes!

Any of you in the way of these things? Heard they might show up in N. Carolina. Juice will have to secure his trailer.

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Coeds by Day, Strippers by Night

This is the best way to pay for higher education. http://nypost.com/2014/04/28/these-nyc-coeds-are-students-by-day-strippers-by-night/

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Odd coincidence

A bit of sports history. The Buffalo Braves became an NBA expansion team in 1970. The Braves moved to San Diego in 1978 and were renamed the Clippers. The Clippers moved to Los Angeles in 1984 John Y.…

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So...which one of you pervos got caught in this sting?

www.egotastic.com/2014/04/dont-put-horse-sex-ads-on-craigslist/

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Yet another fake review by juice.

Reviews of Racks, Casper Racks 1910 Talc Rd. Casper, Wyoming 82604 Have you been to Racks? Write a review and get a free 4 week VIP membership to tuscl.net. Avatar Bat_Mane Prop Bat_Mane Ignore Bat_Mane…

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Mc D

Mc Donalds got some bad reviews because Dukey fucked up the shitter

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choice in VIP

BBBJ with cim or covered FS for the same price

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Broke my favorites heart

In true PL fashion, I spoil the shit out of my favorite. Drink, food, generous tipping, good conversation etc.. Even when I see another dancer I want to spend time with, I always ensure my favorite is taken care of…

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Flood of Negative Reviews for Cheetahs in Az

There have been a flood of negative reviews from first time reviewers on Cheetahs in Phoenix. Is there some dispute between rival clubs or is this place really that bad? Does anyone from Phoenix have any insight? https://www.tuscl.net/stripclubreviews.php?DID=2946

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How to tell if shes a ROB??

Any advice on how to tell if a chick is a ROB (Rip Off Bitch) before you reach the VIP/CR?

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Its in her eyes

As a true player that I am I have noticed a simple truth. You can tell without ever saying a word either or not if s girl wants to fuck with you or not. It is this truth that my…

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Tossing out $100 Bills like Candy

When your the local drug lord its easy to hand out $100 bills. I'm a true old school player so when I club every girl is going to have a good night. $100 to everyone then I VIP

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$2 Dollar Bills

Tipping with $2 bills. In the news (see below) I think it's advice I picked up on TUSCL. Dancers - in my experience- love them. The usual response is genuine gratitude..."oh, I save these in a box at home." Because…