stripper keeps blowing up my cell
Gotta be in a suite and tie for a board meeting at 7-fucking-am tomorrow. I've already taken 20mg ambien and know I'll have to wake up at 5am to cook a big steak, some potatoes, an espresso and snort 30mg adderall IR.Point in case: I'm tired and need to get rest.
Just as luck would have it, stripper is texting my cell profusely:
"Hey lol"
"Work is really slow right now, what are you doing?"
"Do you have any of that weed from last time?"
"I'll give you head while you do work if you're busy"
Thoughts??? This one takes it pretty rough and for $700 it's the best bj complete with deepthroat, gagging, etc all the fun stuff. And I really have done it before while doing a P and L statement
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Hold out for the hooker with the raspberry beret. When she comes in she'll walk in thru the out door.
"Gotta be in a suite and tie for a board meeting at 7-fucking-am tomorrow."
This is not a juice alias. This is BagBoyJames.
Plus, I hear that James sometimes makes a lil' XXXtra by lettin' the lonely old ladies snack on some James sausage once he loads up their car. You think LMN has that kind of mojo?