I have a feeling the other...

I have a feeling the other reviews are fakes....

Parking across the street from the club was well-lit. The sign said $5, but, at around one on a Saturday night/Sunday morning, we were asked to pay $7, which is slightly exorbitant for non-garage parking in the off-season. No line, $25 cover. The girl taking the cover and distributing wristbands had no business even patronizing a strip club, much less work there. It was as if I could watch her hopes and dreams being dashed as she took our money. Bar to the left, club to the right. I went into the bar long enough to get one $7 Yuengling and an insulated tote bag that, frankly, will get a lot of use. The bathroom careened downhill over the evening -- started off clean, then was a cesspool of syphilis by the time I left.

The club was quite dark, probably to disguise the fact that the pictures on the website were not of this particular club. (They have three, so they may have been using pictures from one of their other clubs.) The place was packed, but not "having-to-touch-other-horny-guys" packed. It took some doing, but I was able to get a seat at the stage. The stage was long, but, unfortunately, there were supporting posts on the edge of the stage that seemed to get in my way every time something interesting happened.