Last weekend I heard "I don't see how you aren't married, unless you've been lying to me all this time."
Another one I heard which is not that common for me. " I like you.". I actually believed her because she sat and listened to me after dancing for me when I wasn't buying her anything.
†You're the hottest looking guy In here.††Your skin is so softâ€
Don't know how unusual it is but the one I hear the most is you smell really good. I go to lapdance clubs 95% of the time and apparently showering isn't that common and neither is a decent cologne and chewing gum.
Lying naked after coitus: "damn, I wish you were 30 years younger". I'm sorry I did what I did. It wasn't meant to be disrespectful. You're the only man I know that I DO respect. You eat pussy almost as good as a girl. Almost. Christ, if you had any rhythm at all you'd be the perfect fuck. You've given me an awful lot. Come fuck me for free. This ones on me. Do you mind paying for the hotel though? Going in for breast enhancement surgery: " Do you mind me listing you as my primary contact if anything goes wrong?"
"You look just like Brad Pitt."
"Will you give me a character reference?"
"Will you be emcee at my wedding reception?"
Both of those questions were asked of me by the same dancer. In her back-handed way I considered them to be compliments.
However, I answered 'No" to both questions.
Dancer started giving me an HJ and said "there's my little friend,"
Girl goes down and says you have such a beautiful dick. I'm not sure what exactly it means but I have gotten that comment from 99% of every girl
Fancy - I think that means there's no open sores visible.
Lol thanks gawker and I'm know assuming most guys have open sores that are visible?
"you're too cute to be going to strip clubs". Lol SS at it's finest.