Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

This was my first time on...

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Juslovin
May 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

This was my first time on Saturday. Usually I have visited during the week, with it being much slower. It was well after midnight, about 2am. Definitely a heavy police presence outside on Saturdays so be careful if you drink.<br>

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Entry was $10 which includes pizza buffet, and dom beer was $1.50. I finally grabbed this blond chick after seeing she was just walking around for a bit, name started with a R. She was about a 6, maybe 5'8". I was interested in dances upstairs since I had not been upstairs before, just downstairs. She said upstairs was by the 1/2 hr. She was wrong about that, either she didn't know or was making it up. After brief convo, we headed downstairs for a few dances. She gave an ok lap dance, actually might have been the most contact for a lap I'd had there up to that point. I couldn't fault her for effort. Then i met a big tit chick, I forget her name but she had natural 38 DD's. Brunette i believe. Finally got a lap dance from her, it was upstairs, and it was well worth it.<br>

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Lessons: If you want a solid dance worth your dime, you want to go upstairs. Maybe i just struck it right; ymmv. If you go downstairs, the lady has got to be awfully talented. Heavy police presence outside, and no doubt they are watching so don't walk out stumbling drunk. Place was busy as expected, so expect to be a little more assertive if you want a particular girl.

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