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Scores Detroit

I have not gone to the new Scores Detroit club yet, but I talked to a dancer who had been there. She said the place was dead. She told me that they were not charging dancers to dance…

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Sofaking

Shut up.

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Phoenix Last Hurrah

Sorry to post this here, as I know this isn't a region-specific forum. I mentioned a few weeks back that I'll be leaving the grand $10-lapdance wonderland of Phoenix very soon. I'm looking to have one last grand hurrah before I…

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How to operate a strip club in your living room!!!

How to Operate a Strip Club Out of Your Living Room The great American entrepreneur Jay Thunderbolt, is a 6-foot-5 badass dude who runs a strip club, Club Thunderbolt, out of his Detroit home. Thunderbolt (not his real name) heard we…

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Now here's a babe meant for some good Tittyfucking!

Alexandra Daddario, what a babe! check out this rack! Even Obama knows it! Lol! http://www.thesuperficial.com/alexandra-daddario-topless-boobs-true-detective-obama-02-2014

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National escort site for Ambidextrous Hobbyist's and Michigan refugees.

Just bumping this to the top for all you Michigan refugees. For all you Ambidextrous Hobbyist's and Michigan refugees from MIC, that like to see strippers and escorts, there is a national escort site called AHB (Adult Hobby Board) You can…

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Anyone here understand/use Bitcoins?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/cameronkeng/2014/02/25/bitcoins-mt-gox-shuts-down-loses-409200000-dollars-recovery-steps-and-taking-your-tax-losses/ Apparently one of the "banks" that people store their bitcoins in had some hacking and maybe people are out their bits, $409M bits. For the life of me I could never wrap my brian around this currency and why we…

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"Me so hoony"

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/24808583/woman-arrested-for-using-911-to-hit-on-officer#.Uw0rzv2Ybm4

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Do extra's guys consider themselves John's?

Building of the other topic, but not wanting to hijack the thread... Do guys who procure extras consider themselves Johns? I had never really thought about it, but although I'm not a frequent extras guys I guess I'd have to admit that…

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Baltimore clubs

I am in town on business and would like to get some recommendations. Does anyone have clubs that they really like? Do any have decent food? Friendly staff? Etc? Thanks

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From Yoda, Dancers Becoming Employees Against Their Will

Well, looking to get banned from stripper web - oops already am! But came across this interesting piece. https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?191155-And-then-they-made-us-all-employees "...the club owner said that he's making all of us employees instead of independent contractors. Along with this comes a lot of…

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Extras girls don't see themselves as whores

I asked the last few girls I had if they thought of themselves as prostitutes. They all said no, even though the truth was obvious. Here are a few of the more common post-orgasm rationalizations: - "I don't really do extras,…

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Extras For Every Guy?....Or Just For The Few?

Catching up on reviews of clubs that I know well, I was amazed to read just how many reviewers were disappointed in the unavailability of extras on demand during their visits. These reviews were of the suburban Toronto clubs where…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Where to start? Ok, so...

Where to start? Ok, so for some of the less titillating bits. $4 steaks. Cheap bottles of beer on the weekends. Solid happy hour prices (I think $3 for a draft…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Heard and read lots of stuff...

Heard and read lots of stuff about this place so I made the 45 minute trip and gave it a whirl. All in all it was worth the trip, and I even left with plenty…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in over a year due to some less than satisfying experiences there on my most recent visits. The first thing I noticed once I got to the bar…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is a club I have...

This is a club I have been going to for years, simply because it's a quick trip from downtown for a lunch getaway. The food is actually pretty good here, but most of the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This place is definitely not the...

This place is definitely not the nicest I've been to, it's kinda grimey, dark, and the smokiness is a major turn off... dancers are completely hit or miss - first few times I was…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I must be missing something with...

I must be missing something with this club as I've been twice and don't see why others think it's great. Best point seems to be you get decent milage with the private dances, although I've…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I have to say I was...

I have to say I was pretty disappointed this time. Don't know if it was a shift change or they just didn't care about the afternoon that day but there were only three dancers on…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

This was my first time being...

This was my first time being at the penthouse in Baton Rouge. I've been to the one in New Orleans a bunch though. I went this past Saturday from 11 pm to closing time of…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Easy to find, the parking lot...

Easy to find, the parking lot was full when I arrived around 8pm and the place was busy. There were a lot of girls working, most were average and about what you would expect.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This club is known for mileage...

This club is known for mileage and I confirm that it does not disappoint in that respect. Dances here are $10 topless, $20 nude, and $150 for private couch. The private areas are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Walked in late one weeknight. The...

Walked in late one weeknight. The place is pretty dim but there were a fair amount of girls. I was approached by two cute latinas begging me for VIP. So instead of saying no and…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I was recently in Denver by...

I was recently in Denver by myself on a Sunday late afternoon and decided to drop by. It is a large building that looks like it is in a fairly safe part of the city.…

Saigon Passion III

Honolulu, Hawaii

Old time club,...

Old time club, small and kind of a dive/dump. Connected to another club next door, both SP3 but referred to as new side/old side. This review is for Johnny's old side.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

3rd Visit. Worst visit. Black chick...

3rd Visit. Worst visit. Black chick with big tits named pepper. avoid at all costs... (snatch and grab in the VIP) basically I took her back... we made arrangements... she says she has to use…

L.A.P. (was Red Rose)

Honolulu, Hawaii

Total dive and dump...

Total dive and dump very small, Viet ownership. My take on Vietnamese bar ownership. Whatever it takes to make $$$. Smoking allowed in doors, sexual services no problem. So…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Was in the area on business...

Was in the area on business with a couple of co-workers and there were 3 clubs in the immediate area that I wanted to check out. Reading previous reviews I knew this would be…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

The second night I was in...

The second night I was in town and me and my co-workers decided to check this place out. I knew what to expect and informed my co-conspirators on what to expect. We arrived shortly after…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

I was in town with 2...

I was in town with 2 co-workers and we wanted to hit some clubs on Friday and Saturday night. I remember the reviews on TUSL but I couldn't remember which one to go to,…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Just left club venus and I...

Just left club venus and I am having mixed feelings. I got the light pat down when I got in. I sat at the long couch like seat at the immediate right far closest to…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Came in on a Thursday night...

Came in on a Thursday night around 10pm. Garage parking which is nice. Paid $20 cover which included a drink. Got lightly patted down by the bouncer. At least they are protecting the girls. Place…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

me and 3 buddies went in...

me and 3 buddies went in because one of my buddies was leaving for basic training. so we figured why not, lets have a guys night. well we went it and did not expect the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Dropped by during the day shift...

Dropped by during the day shift while I had a few hours to kill. Not a bad time. No booze sold on premises but it was 2 in the afternoon. Day shifts…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

In on a Friday afternoon to...

In on a Friday afternoon to see what, if any, changes have been made here. No cover until 5:00 pm, beer was $2.50 for long necks and draws were $1.00. There were five…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Sands is in a more neighborhood-oriented...

Sands is in a more neighborhood-oriented area and doesn't stand out, and the inside atmosphere matches. There are fewer girls than at other clubs, but they are pretty chill and aren't pushy. Really nice by…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Solid Miami strip club with pretty...

Solid Miami strip club with pretty much anything and everything that you could want as far as girls go and other aspects (food, bars, pool, etc). Girls range from 4 to 10 with average…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I came to this place after...

I came to this place after 10ish on a Friday before last. I now know the kind of dancers to look out after. Certain ones really are worth the price for…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

This was a wasted visit. ...

This was a wasted visit. I went on a Friday for a few dancers I knew danced there and it was a sad state. Dancers there were boring they weren't keeping people…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

This club is becoming a hit...

This club is becoming a hit or miss. The dancers I did get dances with were real good. I had two thick chocolate sistas both were brick houses but they are really starting…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

I visited here on a Saturday...

I visited here on a Saturday and at first the club was dead with only a few girls, but by the end of the night every VIP booth was in use! There are many types,of,girls to…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Visited with some friends, some strippers...

Visited with some friends, some strippers were great 20 dollars for a dance. There was a really nice girl there, but i couldn't find her again after. Everything was okay,establishment seemed abit small but really…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Dropped by on a weds afternoon....

Dropped by on a weds afternoon. Place was very empty about 4 patrons including myself. Received a lap dance on main floor for 10 bucks from a very cute Rihanna look a like. Then i…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Checked out club after leaving Scores....

Checked out club after leaving Scores. I thought the dancer number was low and so was the quality. This club has been hit or miss for me, and this was a miss. I sat at…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

I've been there a couple of...

I've been there a couple of time and the xlub is nice its small but I like the type of stripclub enviroment there usually 6-12 sone are decent looking it a great place to go…

Baby Dolls

Hopewell, Virginia

This club was The End Zone...

This club was The End Zone (if I remember it right) and now they changed the name and did some remodeling work. But the quality of the dancers is about the same. I have to…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time early on a Sunday afternoon. Had some time to kill from 11:30 to 1pm. I didn't expect much at that time of day and had gone to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

An overall good club, good music...

An overall good club, good music and most of the girls were all 6 to 8's. I did not see any 10's that night I was there. I had a few drinks and relaxed for…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped in a week or...

I stopped in a week or so ago to check the place out rather than hit rush hour traffic while driving home. There were about 10 customers and maybe 6 dancers, all attractive WOC and/or…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped into the Oasis last Friday...

Stopped into the Oasis last Friday afternoon... It has been quite a while since my last trip here, and even longer since my last trip here with the intent of spending some real money. There were…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

This is a alcohol free club....

This is a alcohol free club. I went there on a week night about 9 PM. They have several small stages with chairs around them. When I was there two ladies were…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

I went to this club while...

I went to this club while in California for a visit. The sign outside is bigger than the club actually is on the inside. Besides a few seats around the small half round stage, there…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

The outside of the club looks...

The outside of the club looks super sketchy but once you go inside it gets worse. First thing I noticed was that all the floor around the stage was coming up and cracking. Club is…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came here on 2/21/14 for a...

Came here on 2/21/14 for a late bday gift :). Workers: I was very pleased with the handling of the club. The men were dressed very professionally and had welcoming attitudes. They offer valet…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Just had to go back. Like...

Just had to go back. Like all the reviews say no cover. Somewhat hard to find with the tiny sign they have. Very run down and basically looks like a bar. Actually it is a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in Indianapolis on business and...

Was in Indianapolis on business and dropped by Brad's after a lunch appointment with the rest of the afternoon free. Brad's has been well documented here so no need to delve into physical layout, drink…

Black Cauldron

Portland, Oregon

I had some time to waste...

I had some time to waste just after noon on wed. I was in the area and had heard of The Black Cauldron. It took me a bit to find it. it a really strange…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I went back to old faithful...

I went back to old faithful and it didn't disappoint. I got there around 3pm and there were about 10 dancers already there and about half of them were just sitting around waiting for…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

This place is a dive, with...

This place is a dive, with lottery machines in the back and a tiny little stage. Most of the women were 5's but had moves on the pole. It looks like the ladies here give…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Came in with 6 other guys...

Came in with 6 other guys on a sat evening, earlier in the night, like 730 or so. Buy one beer get two was happening an pretty much mandatory, couldn't really buy one beer…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Checked it out on a Monday...

Checked it out on a Monday around noon. Only two dancers were working, an hour later a few more showed up to a total of eight. Only 3 were hot enough to get a dance…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Stopped in a few months back....

Stopped in a few months back. Had very little time and sought to make the most of it. The bar is to the right as you enter, a series of little square tables straight…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Was in town for work, and...

Was in town for work, and this club was close to my hotel, so thought I would give it a shot. I thought I had been here before, but did not look familiar once…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

While I wouldn't call myself a...

While I wouldn't call myself a TJ veteran, I've been there a number of times and know my way around. I normally prefer the HK Club or escorts, but a little run of bizarre "bad…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

So was there last Friday and...

So was there last Friday and the place didn't look like it was even open as there were no cars in front. Got inside and it was dead. 3 dancers ,2 to 1 black to…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

First time in the club for...

First time in the club for awhile, but I can honestly say that things have improved. Dancer quality is 6 to 9, and all seem friendly enough. No real big push for drinks…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Made this my first stop after...

Made this my first stop after getting off the airplane. Perhaps should have saved my money as nothing transpired this afternoon. Paid the $10 entry fee, felt like I was getting ripped off because I wasn't…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

Started going to this club about...

Started going to this club about 20 years ago, when it was on 2nd street. It has ALWAYS been the #1 strip club in this military town. It has now moved just outside…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

This is my first time at...

This is my first time at this club. It looked nice from the outside it was nice inside. There were only a few patrons there and about five girls working. The bartender came and got…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

I've stopped in Temptations a few...

I've stopped in Temptations a few times over the years, both before and after the law change. While dances have changed, little else has. The club is still wicked dark and loud, particularly…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many times, and it never disappoints. It's slightly out of the main tourist area of Niagara Falls. An easy bus/taxi/drive of about 15 minutes. It's on a little sex-work strip…

Little Daddy's Show Club

Kokomo, Indiana

Dont go here guys. Usually only...

Dont go here guys. Usually only one dancer on at a time but they do go the extra mile. The good thing is it's only $10 for a tits in your face lap dance! The…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Went on a Thursday evening for...

Went on a Thursday evening for amateur night. One dancer in particular was very touchy, including tongue kisses but most were the sit and talk types. For Seattle the club isn't bad but the lack…

Club 1444

Springfield, Oregon

Came in on Friday night with...

Came in on Friday night with a couple if buddies. Waited at the bar for literally 10 min to be served. Not because they were busy at all (less than 7 customers)but because the older…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

This is a friendly club with...

This is a friendly club with a good selection of dancers, although a fair amount are not the types I want to see. One side of this club offers a full bar with bikini…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Bottom's Up is a dive. Lots...

Bottom's Up is a dive. Lots of locals,byob and the girls are hit and miss. Lots of contact for your $1. Lappers are expensive and not that private. Contact is…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I stopped in a couple Saturdays...

I stopped in a couple Saturdays ago just after midnight. To my surprise, it wasn't very busy. Turns out, there wasn't a feature dancer tonight. I don't frequent Al's, but I was under the impression…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

I was in here a few...

I was in here a few days ago and noticed that there were not only a lot of girls, but the appearance of some 8 and 9's that significantly upgrade by rating of the place. I…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Those of you not familiar with...

Those of you not familiar with the Myrtle Beach clubs, or those of you who come to Myrtle seasonally (golfers) need to be aware of recent legal challenges in the area as it has impacted…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Probably the nicest looking women on...

Probably the nicest looking women on the north side of town. Hard to find extras, but nice quality talent available here. Drink prices are about average with the normal run of the mill security. Received…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

This review isn't so much about...

This review isn't so much about Fuego's as it is one of the better experiences I've had at a strip club in a long time. Fuego's always has plenty of attractive dancers but this particular…

Pyramid of Pleasure

East St. Louis, Illinois

Wow...have not been to the club...

Wow...have not been to the club in a while and since there was nothing going on up North in Washington park decided to tske a trip down there. Well should not have wasted my…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This club can be super boring...

This club can be super boring sometimes. Sunday was one of those boring nights. Half the girls were glued to their regular for the 90 minutes I was there. After their stage dance, they'd beeline…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Well this is been the third...

Well this is been the third time in this past 6 weeks I keep hoping things will get better or someone will stumbkle in and work thats attractive but seems to be alot of the…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Something about this place just turned...

Something about this place just turned me off. $20 dollars to get in but tipped the doorman $5 so got in for $10. I really don't care for how clubs are set up and most…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Dropped by one evening in the...

Dropped by one evening in the new A.M. era of C-folds (After Mason) and was pleasantly surprised at the dancer quality. At least two slim young hotties on duty. Spoke for a while with one…

Famous Flesh Gordons

Thames Centre, Ontario

First, the good points. This is...

First, the good points. This is a relatively clean club. Floors, chairs, table surfaces were clean and in good shape - meaning not chipped broken etc. Bathrooms were also clean and well lit and there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I think they've added more flat...

I think they've added more flat screen TVs since my last visit. Nice. Got to watch the Olympics...there are long stretches at The Playhouse where the stage show where grandma is moving is slow motion.…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Hit this place last week...2nd time...

Hit this place last week...2nd time i've been there in a year. Literally was told when walking in that there were 12 gals dancing, and then me and my buddy...it was nice to be…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I apologize in advance for the...

I apologize in advance for the length of this review first and foremost. After reading the reviews I feel I need to mention my first and only trip here. It happened a while ago.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire is definitely the best managed...

Desire is definitely the best managed strip club in the Providence area. It is dark but not absurd, the managers, bartenders and dancers are all friendly, and the club is very consistently clean. Because of…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I can't believe I haven't done...

I can't believe I haven't done a review of this club yet. OK first off Daydreams really needs to be reviewed as two totally different clubs: Fri, Sat and special events vs. Sun-Thur.…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I moved to Tampa a few...

I moved to Tampa a few months ago and after settling in, I went to this club for the first time on Sunday 2/23/14. I arrived around 8pm. They have complimentary valet, so…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

Classic old style club that has...

Classic old style club that has done some partial updates and does keep the place clean. They still have a sign that specifies 'no colors' which could be an indicator of the potential type of…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

On a fellow board member's advice,...

On a fellow board member's advice, I went to Red Raven for the first time today around 1 PM. It's a cool place to chill. By 2 PM, there were 6 dancers, 3 white, 3…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Very impressed with sweet illusions. Club...

Very impressed with sweet illusions. Club is very clean and new looking. Drink prices are very reasonable , especially for a strip club. Dancers have great personalities, and are mostly all very cute. Lap dances…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

I revisited the Pony on my...

I revisited the Pony on my way through town just before 7:00 P.M. on a Friday night within the last month. The cover was $5.00 with a 2 drink minimum. Bouncers and DJ…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I hadn't been to Ybor Strip...

I hadn't been to Ybor Strip in many years. I hang at the Pasco clubs but kept reading online about the mileage available in Ybor. I found myself with some time to kill…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

We all know the clubs to...

We all know the clubs to go to for extras. Bouzouki is not one of them. With that being said, I think this place has great looking girls, who give great dances ($20 per song…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Been back to the BZ a...

Been back to the BZ a few times in the past month, and overall I still like the place. However, I've noticed that some of the management has been becoming rather testy and obnoxious lately.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I have visited several times over...

I have visited several times over the past week, but none during prime time. I was simply stopping in for a drink to see if it is worth further investment of time and money.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited Blue Moon late Monday evening...

Visited Blue Moon late Monday evening on a whim. First thing I noticed was the new seats since my last visit, the seats are nicer than the previous ones it's just a question of how…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Played hooky from work and stopped...

Played hooky from work and stopped on to check out the DV day shift. Pretty good for middle of the week. Like to look over the menu by tipping at the stage and there had…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in a while. Ever since I was able to go into the alcohol serving SC's. I made my return to the all nude club on this particular night for my…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After being closed for a few...

After being closed for a few weeks Outer Space will reopen Saturday, March 1st with an entirely different look. I was able to get a preview tonight and was absolutely impressed. Shariff the…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Despite crappy traffic on the 405N,...

Despite crappy traffic on the 405N, I decided to try out The Blue Zebra in NoHo.Been wanting to check the place out for a while now. Got there around 2pm. Cashier guy was super nice -…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

Great visit at this club. ...

Great visit at this club. This is similar to Studio 253 and is a great value. I was told that Linsey, formerly of Studio 253, dances here but I have not seen when she…

24 Karat Gold

Lackawanna, New York

went on a saterday night girl...

went on a saterday night girl that I was talking to was nice but said she did not go there often and was just trying to make some extra money for the week so theres…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon to meet a buddy and let the crazy traffic die down before continuing on. It's a very good place for the money and sometimes really nice knockouts work…

Off The Shoulder Gent's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Went to the club on...

Went to the club on a Thursday around 5:30. The club is rather small compared to other clubs in the area. There was a $5 cover but it included you first drink. There is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great club! After you walk...

Great club! After you walk down a hall and pay the cover, you take a right and walk through the front door, where the stage is right in your face, just to your left.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Stopped in for my second time...

Stopped in for my second time - first time I didn't stay long so I decided to go back and see what I could see. I like that this club is in a strip center…

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Plausible Arousability

I've met a few strippers who told me they like anal and (light) hair pulling. I didn't use to like either of these in porn, but once I had the idea in my head a woman could actually get…

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OT: Harold Ramis dead at 69

"Ramis leaves behind a formidable body of work, with writing credits on such enduring comedies as "National Lampoon's Animal House" (which upon its 1978 release catapulted the film career of John Belushi, with whom Ramis acted at Second City), "Stripes"…

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Box Score

Zero Points 2 rebounds 12 minutes and a standing ovation. The irony is he says he just wants to be a basketball player. Then why wasn't he booed? Wouldn't that be the best representation of equality?

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What would you do if your OTC showed up at your door unannounced?

How I Broke the News to My Sugar Daddy That I Was Pregnant (and It Might Be His) For the first few weeks of my pregnancy, I was depressed. I still didn't know whose baby it was and I hadn't decided…

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Thousands Of Men Are Renting Platonic Internet Girlfriends For Long-Term Relatio

Forget about finding a sugar baby on Seeking Arrangements. You can contribute money to a woman and never get any sex. It's like being married. http://www.businessinsider.com/working-for-mygirlfund-2014-2

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pricing on lap dances? not sure of the abbreviation terms to what i be wanting

see some pricing but not sure of the abbreviation terms mean?

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Ass Implants?

Who thinks this chick has ass implants? http://thechive.com/2014/02/24/caitlin-rice-worked-hard-to-get-her-instagram-account-in-the-spotlight/

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Ease into your work week with some FLBP

Here's some Future Lower Back Pain babes, enjoy! http://thechive.com/2014/02/24/ease-your-way-back-into-the-workweek-with-flbp-46-photos/

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Queerlanta?

My fav says Atlanta is not the best place to be a straight woman, because a high percentage of the male population is gay, many of them closeted. Anyone else heard this? I could see where Nene might inspire a…

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rickdugan was right.

Dressing classy can bring good results at a strip club. I have always been the opposite. I was wearing shorts and t-shirts with sleazy sexually suggestive remarks on them. I saw my action starting to slip. So yesterday I made…

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"Luv u hun"

"Luv u hun" is a text a stripper sent me on Saturday. Maybe I'm becoming a surly old curmudgeon, but I don't like being called "hun." Strippers used to call me "sweetheart" or "baby" or "lover."…

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I don't mind bein' photobombed by nekkid chicks...

...but leave da pasties at home next time! http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/02/when-opportunity-knocks-get-your-knockers-in-there/

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Got a new ATF

Met her at Scarlett's in Toledo. Her name's Elvira. A bit older, but with FANTASTIC deepthroat skills. The only negative is that she wouldn't shut up telling me about her Asshole son, though.

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Give me a break!

Just checked in this evening and nothing, repeat, nothing but old threads. As much as ten years! People, get a life or just read what was said then. Things don't change that much!

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EITHER / or?

Anarchy or Structure? Dictatorship or Democracy? Peace or War? Politeness or Rudeness?

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Bring Back RomanticLover!

Yes or no?

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Bored Is Out of Control

All these multiple aliases. Between alutard and Juice, can't tell who is who. Or is it whom you faggot English majors? What is to be done. If the situation doesn't improve I may have to leave the board forever and then…

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we need a moderator !

I'm going to pm my lover founder and he is going to set everyone straight

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Alutard

.Dougster isn't funny...so please stop this before founder bands you

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Have You Done Mardi Gras ?

In the past I've tended to be a fan of big street parties b/c one could often see many fine-looking chicks acting crazy and often underdressed. But now I just rather opt for the SC and get the sure thing –…

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Favorite Board Games

Mine: 1. Scrabble 2. Othello 3. Monopoly 5. Sorry 6. Mastermind 7. Chess 8. Dominoes 9. Parchessi

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Adjustment to P System

Rapscallions: 1. ime 2. crazyjoe 3. J 4. Dougster 5. tumblingdice 6. txtittyfag 7. etc...... Twas not I Intermediate, but acceptable for now TOO bad!!! LOL

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SOUTH PLAINFIELD NJ 2AMer

SOUTH PLAINFIELD - Police are investigating an overnight shooting outside a strip club in South Plainfield. The incident occurred outside Liquid Assets on New Market Avenue. Police say a man was shot and transported to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in…

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DD titty fucking

I love getting this back in vip

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what juice clones should be killed off ?

Kill ! Kill ! Kill !

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Happy endings

How common is it to get a happy ending at a massage parlor? How would you know who to ask? I'm trying to get one somewhere in Columbus Ohio since I'm not having any luck in the strip clubs here

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Without Me

Normally I'm so busy using my The System to pay hookers for sex that I don't have any time to think. The other day, however, I did get a few minutes to think and I came realize how lucky you…

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Dancers wearing lipstick

How often do y'all see dancers wearing lipstick nowadays? Do you like them wearing lipstick? From what I've seen it's not too often. It's usually lipgloss or nothing. Every now and then I'll see a fav rocking lipstick. Quick little story: I…

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lets name juices accounts

Who do you thank is a juice account ?

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March Avatar Search

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. With February coming to an end, I will be needing your assistance in picking a new Dodger cutie to be my avatar. I have many different Dodger girls to choose from. Please…

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Rub maps.com

It's the tuscl of Massage Parlors

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Strippers & BDSM

Hey y'all Would any of you do otc with a stripper that is into BDSM?

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My new girlfriend ;-)

I digs any chick that gets all nekkid and lives with pigs. www.mirukim.com/photosPig.php As long as she is a hottie!

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10 Facts about Condoms

10 Extremely Bizarre Facts You Didn't Know About Condoms Sweden Protects It's Weiners, at All Costs What do you know about Sweden? You know that they produce seriously copious amounts of tall, sexy blondes. All those sexy blondes runnin around causing the…

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For my Fans that love my photos

I just uploaded 16 new pictures of my favorite hookers and my trailer. My name is James and I live cheap and Hard

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Canadians take their ice hockey seriously.

The Canadian men's hockey team picked off the USA in semi-final action in Sochi on Friday and Calgarians will be able to watch the gold medal match against Sweden at a number of watering holes around the city on Sunday. Before…

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meeting famous people

Last night my wife and I went out to our normal club but my CF and any of the hot girls were there , so we decided to take the 30 minute ride to a club we normally go to…

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Fun time in the Club

Last Thursday I was in the club enjoying some time with my Favorite when she had to go make some money from a different customer. Hey I don't own her or feed her babies so I don't care.…

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Tips on Tits

15 facts about boobs! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=47440

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pussy

I found out that the average tit weighs 3.5 pounds. I have no idea what a pussy weighs though. Would all you punk ass pussy bitches please step on a scale so we can figure this one out.

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Eccentric

I was in one of my favorite clubs last week, and the girl that I'm currently spending the most time with told me that some of the other girls have been teasing her about letting her muff grow. It's…

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Am i a Faggot

Yes or no ?

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pink pussy bushes

Yes or no

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Ronda Rousey

Tonight, Rowdy Ronda Rousey is headlining UFC 170. Here's a video of her. http://youtu.be/XSpBiNzFInA Knowing what you know about her, would you get a lap dance from Ronda Rousey? Or even better, extras if available? I know I would.…

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Damn ... makes me want to get my passport updated and take a trip

From a recent review of Hong Kong in Tijuana. Most HK reviews are positive but this guy seemed to have really enjoyed himself. “… I had read all the hype about this place and wondered if it could even come…

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founder

Since you fixed the prop bombing problem Alutard was having could you do the rest of us a favor as well and banned Alucard from bombing people with pm's Thank you and gods bless

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What the hell happened to props

Now when you prop someone it erases all your previous props to that person and just the new one shows up

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Take My Shirt Off?

Friday night I put on my SC monger and hit this particular club late about 11:30ish. Ended up with a hottie who I was not really was aiming for (blond awesome eye color) but she is definitely most guys would really…

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Counting dances - how do you do it?

Maybe I'm just out of practice, but I can't seem to concentrate with a Mila-lookalike hottie on my lap. The other night for our last series of dances I told my CF to stop after 5, so I wouldn't…

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ex-US Congressman Mel Reynolds Charged with Possession of Porn

As if this former Rhodes Scholar(REALLY!!) had not learned his lesson(s) by being convicted of attempted sex with a minor, now faces additional additional charges of pornography while attempting "to do business in Zimbabwe." -- http://www.suntimes.com/25738141-418/mel-reynolds-pleads-guilty-to-zimbabwe-visa-violation.html

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ex-Chicago Cop Plots to Extort Owner of Polekatz Strip Club

Only in Chicago, can an ex-Chicago Cop go to trial for murder-for-hire to take over a Chicago area strip club (Polekatz)-http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-excop-takes-the-stand-in-his-murder-plot-trial-20140220,0,395955.story

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Chicks with Tats

Tats and tits: http://thechive.com/2014/02/21/if-you-like-tattoos-get-in-here-35-photos-3/

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100 Orgasims a day and Still not satisfied!

Woman orgasms 100 times a day due to incurable condition caused by falling down the stairs Falling down the stairs left a nurse with a rare condition which causes her to orgasm up to 100 times a day. Kim Ramsey suffers from…

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I'm Saddened

There's this stripper that I've been hooking up with that has quit the business(for now). She's decided that she needs to concentrate on school, an internship, and a career in her chosen field. I'm happy for her.…

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Nickled and Dimed

I just got home from my favorite strip club, where I spend a lot of money 2 or 3 times a week. I arrived at the club later than usual, a little before 4pm, and stayed till after…

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My Response to farmerart

I will concede that Canadians are better than the USA at hockey. But at least we don't talk funny.

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TUSCLer Troop ?

No doubt there have been a fair share of famous and/or infamous TUSCLers LOL. But from time to time I hear about this TUSCLer “Troop” as kinda being a level-10 psycho. I think I recall pulling up his profile once and the…

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Odd stripclub names

Every now and again I notice an odd SC name in today's review list. Today gives us a SC named Alcatraz located in Erie no less. I heard this place was hard to leave. Then we have Ragtime in NJ. I don't…

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5 Reasons To Take Your Girlfriend To The Strip Club

My girlfriend recently had to go to five strip clubs in one week for her job (she's a writer, not a stripper), and she asked if I wanted to come along. I was initially worried that having my girlfriend watch…

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Pictures released of suspects burglarizing Orangeburg strip club

ORANGEBURG COUNTY, SC (WCSC) - Investigators have released pictures of three suspects burglarizing a gentleman's club in Orangeburg. According to Orangeburg Sheriff Leroy Ravenell, three suspects kicked open the back door of the Pure Gentleman's Club on 7719 Five Chop…

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5 Reasons NOT To Take Your Girlfriend To The Strip Club

Very early in our relationship, my girlfriend announced she had no issues with me going to strip clubs — as long as I didn't buy backroom blowjobs or blow my rent money. In fact, she claimed to enjoy going to…

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BAN ALL ICICLES!

This horrible icicle must be stopped! No rights to icicles! Ban and make them illegal! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-assaulted-by-icicle-675432

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Bets on the game?

Who do you think will win the game? Canada or USA?

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Strippers and Pets

Do you feel they are the only faces they can turn to that will not judge them?

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Mega-Brothel

This place should be on Mega-Nazis structures! It's a giant German whore house in Stuttgart. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26261221

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Deputies search for armed strip club robber

A man walked into Scores Gentleman's club and pointed a black handgun at a woman as he demanded her diamond ring, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. It happened Wednesday at the club in unincorporated Palm Beach Gardens. The…

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Stripper Librarian

Story by a librarian who also worked as a stripper. I could finally combine my passion for reading with my passion for strippers. No stripper I have gotten to know well reads books. http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-was-a-stripper-librarian-and-no-one-ever-found-out

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Hot chicks with Messy Rooms

I bet these babes get upset when their men leave the toilette seat up! Lol! http://thechive.com/2014/02/20/hot-girls-that-need-to-clean-up-their-fcking-rooms-31-photos/

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Defending Bieber and Ford...

Disparaging remarks were made about of Canada's "more illustrious" citizens in a recent thread. I have one question for all o' y'all...if you could live like the Biebster, wouldn't you? I mean really...zillions o' dollars, suckin' lots o' stripper titty,…

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Appeals court upholds decision to fire Flint cop who took food to strip club bef

"Mark was fired after he was dispatched to an emergency call for a woman screaming for help but, instead of immediately responding, Mark stopped at the Men's Club on Atherton Road to deliver fast food to his girlfriend." http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/02/appeals_court_upholds_flints_d.html What an injustice!…

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Christine's Cabaret in Philly re-opening as Vanity Grand Cabaret.

Just drove by and saw a saw on the building. Looks like they even had a job fair in early February. It'll be good to have that spot back in operation. I only went twice but I…

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Asians in South Florida

Hello everyone. Anyone know which clubs in South Florida in Miami or nearby has the most Asian women? Thanks!

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Jack Shacks?

Ive never been to one but I always see cars in the lots when I drive to work. Are they legal? I dont see how jerking it is legal when your at one of these places. Am I wrong?

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Dancer: I smile every time you open your wallet

Me: What are you smiling about? Her: I smile every time you open your wallet Well, at least she was being honest, lol

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The Platinum Plus West in Columbia SC annoumces it's grand opening March 7th

http://theplatinumplus.com/

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***Detroit raids***

The vice unit has been relentless this Year. They've hit all of the Eight Mile clubs already, including the new one off Mound Road that just opened. Good to know that the criminals are being put away. Lap dances are…

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Cleveland, OH Clubs

Cleveland's clubs have sucked the past few weeks (not that they've ever been great.) In the past 3 weeks I've visited Fox's Den twice, Gigi's once, and Amber's once. Everytime, the girls have said that police have been…

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Would you defend your fave?

If she was being abused verbally or physically? Or some jerk climbs on stage while she's dancing? I would without thinking.

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Asian Escorts

I was speaking with a buddy at work yesterday who said he tried an Asian escort, and that she looked nothing like the Ad, not even a little, when he complained they offered him a discount, so he ended up…

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Ginger Thursday

Check out these redheads! http://thechive.com/2014/02/20/let-some-redheads-warm-your-heart-this-morning-40-photos/

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Nebraska sure does have psychotic people on their stafff

So I recieved this video of a particularly disturbing video about a beatdown from a bus driver towards a passanger on my facebook feed....bet you this wouldn't go down in NY. But what really got me was that I haven't…

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Another Strip Club Fire

Strip club fire in Tucson: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/24763908/firefighters-face-heavy-smoke-in-tucson-strip-club Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there. Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I took the insurance money and retired…

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O.T. - Canada vs. USA At The Olympics

Even though I am not a sports fan I have been an Olympics fan ever since Calgary 1988. I have taken the next four days off work, turned off the Blackberry, unplugged the landline at Rancho farmerart. Only my partner…

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60 min.

What is the most ever you have destroyed in just 60 min of clubbing?

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[Update] I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.

Update to this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27642 Went to planned parenthood today for the STD tests since I've been having symptoms for about a week. Nurse is pretty sure I have chlamydia or gonorrhea. I tend to agree but I'm really…

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? Foxxxy Ladyz in Dix, IL ? Is it closed ?

? Foxxxy Ladyz in Dix, IL ? Is it closed ? I stopped by about 1pm on a Wed. Parking lot empty except for Foxxxy Ladyz van. Door locked.

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Are couples going to run us mongers out?

http://pix11.com/2014/02/19/couples-looking-to-spice-up-their-love-life-in-a-strip-club/#axzz2tp3H977n