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$2 Dollar Bills

Tipping with $2 bills. In the news (see below) I think it's advice I picked up on TUSCL. Dancers - in my experience- love them. The usual response is genuine gratitude..."oh, I save these in a box at home." Because…

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California strip club help needed (Santa Rosa / Sacramento)

This discussion is for the California women and gentlemen on the board. I will be staying in Santa Rosa California for a week this summer and am looking for the closest high contact club. Looks like I am in "no…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon...

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon on my way south on a work trip. Wasn't sure if it was even open because there didn't seem to be many cars around front and the club is…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Surprisingly slow Friday afternoon, about 10-15...

Surprisingly slow Friday afternoon, about 10-15 dancers on shift doing single song sets on each of the three stages. Majority of dancers here are either Latina or AA, there are some white dancers and a…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went to Monarch's about a...

I went to Monarch's about a week ago, just to check out the whole Industry club scene. It's a very small club located in a strip mall, so parking is ample. The area seemed relatively…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

I went to the Rainbow Sports...

I went to the Rainbow Sports Bar few times in the past 5 weeks but I did not have the chance to visit the bar on a Sunday night. admission fee is 5 pounds, while…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by the club to see...

Stopped by the club to see the feature and the rest of the enticing staff. The club was only about half full, but began filling up as the night went on. After I…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Its a nice club. I'm from...

Its a nice club. I'm from california so our lapdances are way over priced. 25 for a lap dance is always a good time for me. There are a bunch of girls that just hang…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time going to Brad's, it...

First time going to Brad's, it was a Friday afternoon so I wasn't sure what to expect, but the atmosphere was great very laid back and plenty of seating. A good amount of ladies on…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been here twice and found...

I've been here twice and found it a mixed bag. The club itself is nice and clean inside, with plenty of seating and not a bad seat in the house. Servers are friendly…

Tango India

San José, Costa Rica

This is a very nice club...

This is a very nice club and it looks like an American Strip Club. I was there a sunday night around 10 and there were about 15 girls working. They all had the same outfit…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have enjoyed trashy, cheaper clubs...

I have enjoyed trashy, cheaper clubs with average or below-average dancers that give great mileage and leave thinking I had a great time. Sadly, when mileage is low, trashy, cheaper clubs don't deliver anything…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

This is a nice , high-quality...

This is a nice , high-quality club, with attractive girls. This is as 'luxury' as i've seen - similar to the other top chains. This one is a really big place, so its pretty easy…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I was in Portland on business...

I was in Portland on business several weeks ago and went on a bit of a strip club tour in my off hours. Jiggles was the first stop as I was driving into the city.…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Came here after slaving away at...

Came here after slaving away at a convention all day for work at the Borgata. I was pretty damn excited that a legitimately named strip club had finally come to Atlantic City. I walked in…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Still checking out the clubs in...

Still checking out the clubs in my new city. - - - I read several reviews about Exotica here and pass it all the time. -- Thought I'd just stop in and check it…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Been here before without too much...

Been here before without too much success, but tried again since it is the most convenient local option. Girls as a whole are normally not hot - just average. Usually there is one or two…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Arrived at 11pm and stayed until...

Arrived at 11pm and stayed until close (4am). Valet $6, Cover $13, Coat check but cant remember the price. Easy to find off a main road with other nearby clubs I did not visit. First…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

I had driven by this place...

I had driven by this place for years as it is located right off of the major expressway I-75. It is a little shack that basically has a bunch of adult merchandise for sale ie…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Have been here a couple times;...

Have been here a couple times; kind of expensive but the dancers are pretty nice. $10 cover charge (free if you went to Sneaky Pete's), $9 for a non-alcoholic drink. The private dances are…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

First I should clear up a...

First I should clear up a few inaccuracies in the main description. The club itself does not serve food of any kind, though there is a vending machine. Some nights a taco cart does pull…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

It's been awhile since I visited...

It's been awhile since I visited Diamond's, so I decided to drop by. It turns out the club changed the name to Desire. Parking lot was clean up little bit which I like…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

So I stroll into this club...

So I stroll into this club after it was apparent that a neighboring club had too high of a Client/dancer ratio. Having to pay $5 for parking is already an issue. i get to the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I actually do like this club....

I actually do like this club. The ambiance is great and on the night i went there was a variety of talent to be had. The girls are friendly mixed, white, latino, black ...you name…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

It was raining pretty bad in...

It was raining pretty bad in Friday afternoon, and it was perfect excuse to stop by Oz and get away from rain. Beer at this place is really cheap. $2 a bottle of…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

It was late and this was...

It was late and this was the only club open on the T=road strip. There were only two ladies working and I was approached by Young (that is her name not her relative age).…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

I try to stop at Teasers...

I try to stop at Teasers late nights when I can. Their drinks are pretty cheap compared to most clubs and their table side dances are only $10. A full song here is typically 4…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I have not been to GGR...

I have not been to GGR in a while, so I figured I would stop by. It just so happens that 2 of my favorite girls are working that night. The place is as immaculate…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Nothing special. Had a few drinks...

Nothing special. Had a few drinks and chatted up a few of the dancers (it was a slow night for them so I got extra attention). Haven't been to a club in a long time,…

Bachelor's Inn

Coos Bay, Oregon

This is my second trip to...

This is my second trip to Coos Bay for a fishing trip and stop bye Bachelor's Inn to have a couple drinks and watch the girls dance and hope to see Lacey again. It was…

Road House Cabaret

Queens, New York

I was here on a busy...

I was here on a busy saturday night. The facility is modern and new looking. Beer was offered at $8 a bottle and wine was available. On to the dancers. There were 7-9 girls.…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Came in on a Friday and...

Came in on a Friday and it was very busy. This is pretty much the only game in town, but it's good. There are some hot girls in here, but they want talk to you…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

First off the club looks beautiful...

First off the club looks beautiful on the outside but on the inside it's a bit old-fashioned it was three for me and about $10 for my homeboy the girl I got a dance from…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

As always Brads is my favorite...

As always Brads is my favorite club in Indy. The place is always clean and safe. The parking lot has a guard after dark so you don't have to worry about your car.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple times lately in the afternoon. It is a fairly clean looking bar. The decor kind of reminds me of a casino. There are usually about 4 or 5 girls…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited early Monday afternoon for a...

Visited early Monday afternoon for a couple hours. There were about 10 dancers and few customers. The dancers were all slender, with nice natural boobs and flat tummies--not a fatty in the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I'm a Brit and we usually...

I'm a Brit and we usually visit you guys down in Florida for your theme parks. Forget Disney - go to Tootsie's instead; it's the best theme park in the world! God only…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Had a late flight out of...

Had a late flight out of Tampa and an hour to kill, so based on TUSCL ratings, I decided to try 2001 since it was just a few minutes from the airport. I went in…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had a rough day at work...

Had a rough day at work so I decided to grab a beer and look at some beautiful women hoping that would cheer me up. Sat down at the bar and...no happy hour.…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

I've been to the cabaret about...

I've been to the cabaret about five times now, over the last three years, and I have begun to notice a trend, good looking women sitting with regulars, or standing near the bar, either on…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I arrived on a Sunday at...

I arrived on a Sunday at about 10pm. Security is pretty tight since they had about 4 bouncers at the front door. The cover was $10. The club seems old but well kept. When you…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was there recently and ihe...

I was there recently and ihe number of girls has definitely gone down in the last year or so. Still, there are some very attractive and friendly girls and I had a good…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I hit P's two weekdays in...

I hit P's two weekdays in a row, arriving a little before 2:00 on the first visit. I read online somewhere (maybe here?) the club opens at 1:00, but it actually opens at 11:00AM on…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped here after a night of...

Stopped here after a night of bar hopping as it was closest of the bars to my residence. Not much to look at on this night initially. Many overweight dancers in immediate view…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Food was really good and at...

Food was really good and at a great price. Me and my co workers go there regularly for lunch because you cant beat (no pun intended) the price for the taste of the food. Throw…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

My first review! Average club. Went...

My first review! Average club. Went on a Sat night around 9pm. Girls were 6-7s maybe one 8. 6 girls that night. What I like about the place is that you could sit close to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decided to finally check out this...

Decided to finally check out this new club on a Friday evening. The club is easy to get to even without GPS. Just take the 4th Ave exit off the I-5 near Safeco, head south…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Had not been in several years....

Had not been in several years. The place was nice and low fee to get in. The girls were a mix of average to attractive but that all depends on what you like. Seem to…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Really hot girls, 7-9s. Packed...

Really hot girls, 7-9s. Packed on a sat night. I felt if it was too crowded, easy for the girls to walk to the next guy if you don't want a dance. Low mileage…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

The specifics of this club are...

The specifics of this club are already outlined pretty well by other reviewers, so I'll just share my experience. Visited a couple times while on vacation at Virginia Beach. Friday night late (10-11 or so)…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

I've been to this club two...

I've been to this club two times now. Both times on Thursday late at night. The cover is only $5 and the place has a full bar. You will either love or hate the owner/bartender.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The layout of the club has...

The layout of the club has been discussed in great detail already and nothing has really changed since my last visit. I heard the seats along the wall are now $25/song while the inner…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a bad place. More like...

Not a bad place. More like a neighborhood sports bar than divy strip club, but it has some of that element to it. This is not a pasties place, it's topless with some good dancers.…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This place is in my way...

This place is in my way home so if I have had a long day I tend to stop by because there is no cover from 7pm - 9pm. I decided to stop in Thursday…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Had the opportunity to finally check...

Had the opportunity to finally check this place out after reading several reviews. The place is accurately described in the other reviews so I will not repeat describing the layout. I was there…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I had heard things were getting...

I had heard things were getting bad and now have seen it for myself. Even though this club has had some ugly or overweight girls, there has always been a couple of good lookers. I…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

Wow..Never have I been to a...

Wow..Never have I been to a place this bad. First of all, it is not topless. It's a single dingy room in a part of town that doesn't make you feel safe.…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

My friend came up with this...

My friend came up with this place as we want to try some new club. We looked online and it looked decent so we decided to go there on tuesday after work. From outside the…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

First time at this club. Saw...

First time at this club. Saw a couple of good reviews so decided to check it out. Arrived pretty hungry after a long day and found a cute bartender. Ordered a Heine and a…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

This is a video booth with...

This is a video booth with lots of DVDs, peep show booths and adult toys. there are girls in the front ranging from below average to average and no one is hot. The club is…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Well I was in New Mexico...

Well I was in New Mexico and figure I would try this club out and I am glad I did. I printed off a coupon for free admission and went on in. They do scan…

Jaguar Gentleman's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I was there with a group,...

I was there with a group, so your solo experience may vary. The club is in a retail strip center, so after normal business hours there is plenty of free parking to be had.…

Teasers

Tampa, Florida

This club is actually on of...

This club is actually on of my favorites. The place is like a local bar everyone seems to get along. The club is mainly a black club but I'm a middle aged white guy and…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Was on my way from St....

Was on my way from St. Louis to Kansas City, decided on a whim to stop in for a visit. I was very glad I did. I didn't want to stay long so…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

In town for business and decided...

In town for business and decided to hit up Rick's instead flashdancers. The club is pretty impressive once inside. There are three floors (heard the second floor was for food and third was for VIP). Women…

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Strangest thing you heard a stripper say?

I'll start. Last night I heard. "are you telekinetic?". I thought one of the weirdest things before was "I don't care about money."

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You cock suckers don't know what a racist is.

To be a racist you have to have and show hate for an entire race. I have never slandered or said anything offensive to the whole of the African American race. My beef is solely with juicebox69 et and anyone…

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COI - Cracking down on extras?

From a recent post on the Strip Club Hound blog: "Saturday, April 26, 2014 Cracking Down A friend of mine who frequents clubs in the City of Industry tells me the clubs down there are cracking down on extras. There was a time…

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Obama's DOJ forcing banks to decline adult workers accounts?

Oh yea democrats. They are so into everyone - not! https://news.vice.com/articles/is-the-doj-forcing-banks-to-terminate-the-accounts-of-porn-stars?utm_source=vicefbus "Now, news is slowly surfacing that shows the US Department of Justice may be strong-arming banks into banning porn stars." Cuz you know, dancing is like selling pot...

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Donald Sterling Is a Pretty Smart Man!

Here's a guy who really tells it like it is. Got the media and our nigger president in a hoff but you can't fault the truth of what he said.

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OT: To kill a mocking bird.

And I ain't talking about the movie. That fucker goes all night long right outside my bedroom window. The used to tag team my cat. One would get his attention and the other would dive bomb him from behind a…

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Portland

This is for the Portland area clubbers. I'm looking for a little info on a couple of girls that work the night shift at the Dolphin and Dolphin 2. Just send me a private message please. Thanks!

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Headmuns Security Pants

Real or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyNVpvZRwIY

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Chase Bank at it again

You can bet Chase will accept their bail out money though... http://www.cnbc.com/id/101616944 Chase closing accounts of porn stars: Report 21 Hours Ago CNBC.com Chase Bank is closing the accounts of hundreds of people who work in the adult industry, according to multiple reports Celebrity blogger Perez…

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Who is going to church today?

To get a lapper from the HAWT church chicks!

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The Billionaire PL

Donald Sterling, owner of the Clippers, was recorded telling his girlfriend he did not want her to be seen with black people like Magic Johnson. His concern, I think, was that he would be viewed as a PL if…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I've heard many good things about...

I've heard many good things about this club, had a pass so I decided to give it a try. Came in on a Friday night so was expecting a good crowd. This was a very…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

The club looks unappealing from the...

The club looks unappealing from the outside, but it is better inside. $10 cover and $10 2 drink minimum, so essentially a $20 cover charge. Girls were friendly but not too pushy. There were some…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Took my first trip across the...

Took my first trip across the border to see if the rumors were true about the historical Sundowner club. I visited on a Saturday around 5pm and stayed for about 4 hours. This turns out…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped here a few nights ago...

Stopped here a few nights ago around 8:00 pm. I think it was a tues and it was pretty quiet. Maybe 5 or 6 patrons and prob 4-6 girls. All were pretty hot, prob around…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Stopped by after work since I...

Stopped by after work since I had nothing else to do. I've been here before, but it's been a long time however it doesn't look like to much has changed. Had to pay…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

I get into this club several...

I get into this club several times a year when in town on business. Last several times was pretty unexciting. But this Wednesday night visit was excellent! A nice range of…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

The Office is the only place...

The Office is the only place in Medford so they can just exist and do okay. The place is typical Oregon strip club meaning that it is not an up class gentleman's club but…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I visited T's with 4 buddies...

I visited T's with 4 buddies during baseball spring training. In addition to baseball, we looked very forward to south Florida titty bars. This place was definitely the best for a group of…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

A good selection of girls, most...

A good selection of girls, most young and pretty, petite brunettes with a few heavier girls sprinkled in. The vibe is kind of quiet during the day, but there was a good enough flow of…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

I was taken to this club...

I was taken to this club on my bachelor party. The first thing we saw when entering the club was a doorman who offered us a "VIP" area, bottle service, and a couple dancers to…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Well, I went to Curves this...

Well, I went to Curves this Saturday evening - it was good but not great. As usual, a large and generally attractive club. Unfortunately, it used to be that any time, any day of…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Place was crowded on a Saturday...

Place was crowded on a Saturday night. I didn't expect that from a truck stop strip club. The parking lot was almost full when I got there from what I saw(I didn't drive there, I…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time on a recent Wednesday evening around 11. While the club was physically very nice, I was overall not very impressed with my experience. No cover to enter,…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I frequent oasis often due to...

I frequent oasis often due to the great proximity to the airport. Last visit I spied a sexy young blonde that seemed like she was always busy. Morgan is one not…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was chillin at home and...

I was chillin at home and figured I check out this spot, as I haven't been there in a while. It is currently under construction and you enter from the side now, instead of the…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

I was in Abilene for work...

I was in Abilene for work and went to Jaguars afterwards for their happy hour. Got there around 5:45 pm, cover was $10, it looked like I was the first guy there. I…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Decided to go to this club...

Decided to go to this club after reading about it. Arrived around 6:30 pm. When you pull in to the lot parking is on the right and goes around the building. When you first walk in,…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This was a really strange club...

This was a really strange club setup for me. It's located on a relatively busy street, right next door to another strip club, Club 22, that I haven't been to yet. There is…

The Gold Club

Gonzales, Louisiana

This club has seen a lot...

This club has seen a lot of changes in the last couple of months - the manager and a lot of staff have been let go or been fired. They've updated some of the furniture…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

The first time i went there...

The first time i went there wasn't barely any girls there just two and i told my cousin to just stay in harry o's but he told me to come again with friends and co…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This place had pretty consistently appeared...

This place had pretty consistently appeared near the top of the overall list, especially for the Phoenix area. My visit did not disappoint. It was a relatively quiet midweek night, a Tuesday if I recall…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

I decided to try this club...

I decided to try this club for the first time a few weeks ago. The inside has been described before, but I have to say for a club in the middle of no where…

I stopped by Thurs afternoon (4/24)...

I stopped by Thurs afternoon (4/24) around 1p. Usual scene - one or 2 white dances, a handful of latinas and black dancers. I got dances from an older hispanic dancer who was…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

I have stopped by a few...

I have stopped by a few times since reviewing in last year. Waited to see what changes would stick and give a chance for it to improve. It still is not very good…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Laid back club in ok area...

Laid back club in ok area of town. Mixed crowd and never had a problem with other patrons. I have had equal fun on day shift as night shift as it all depends on the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I always try to make it...

I always try to make it to TJ whenever I am in San Diego. Lots of reports about how unsafe it is, I have never had a problem, my last visit, two weeks ago Tuesday…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

this club continues to go downhill....

this club continues to go downhill. Been coming here for more than a decade, and it used to be a phone place. girls were friendly, social, dances were reasonable, not pushy, girls on stage would…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

10 for parking and 10 for...

10 for parking and 10 for cover. Considering it's Onyx, that's not bad. There were a few dancers on shift that were attractive, but none that were ugly and none that were a perfect 10.…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Tried again. Was here in January...

Tried again. Was here in January and there were no girls working. Wasted my time and money to sit at an empty bar. Was passing by, so I figured I would give it another shot. Got…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I LOVE THIS PLACE. This...

I LOVE THIS PLACE. This is a WOC establishment, but the security and management here make everyone feel welcome with the awesome amount of beautiful ass they bring here. Pure ass shakin and…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

I went into this place a...

I went into this place a half-hour from closing a couple months ago. I was struck by the setup of the club; I hated the setup. It's setup like a theater; one dancer dances on…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time here in a couple...

First time here in a couple years. Place was empty. Ordered a beer, 6.25. A girl comes out of nowhere, latches on to me, as we talk and feel each other up.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Spent an evening with friends at...

Spent an evening with friends at Bare Assets. The girls were top notch, and weren't pushy at all. The group I went with was mostly girls, and boy did the dancers give them some attention.…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Visited Coco's on Saturday night just...

Visited Coco's on Saturday night just before midnight. Far from the Coco's that it use to be. The theme for Saturday night is "Saturday's at Coco's be on swole" meaning that it usually is a…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Usually have a great time here....

Usually have a great time here. This occasion there were practically no dancers on the floor. Was there for a good hour and only had two dancers stop by and them multiple times.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

All I have to say is...

All I have to say is what a waste of time & money on them chicks. It was disgusting how nasty some girls looked. I would think you could have more than 1 or 2…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I usually never re-review clubs, but...

I usually never re-review clubs, but this is the exception! This will be my third review of this club due to recent changes that actually make it better. First, let's start with what has…

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Preference ... dances on the open floor or in a separate LD room ?

Off the bat – I would say I'd prefer dances in a separate LD room b/c one has more privacy. But to the other side of the coin – thinking about it I've had some great times in clubs where the…

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When a stripper calls or texts ?

Piggybacking on tlk's “stripper in need” thread. I will say that it's usually a shakedown for $$$ and this is what I would post – yet the few times I've gotten texted/called by a stripper; I almost always get excited for…

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stripper in need

I just had a stripper text me and ask me for $60 to pay her phone bill. why do strippers always have cheap prepaid phones anyway ? she's about a 9.right now I've never met her for OTC only been…

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Did LDK go to school in Houston?

http://www.khou.com/news/local/Aldine-ISD-Police--Teacher-charged-with-improper-relationship-with-student-256678251.html

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Why do I do this?

In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and soaking up the ladies? Why do…

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Overrated-Underated

Overrated-Angelina Jolie Underrated-Lacey Chabert

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OT-Movie continuity errors

The one I remember is the beginning of Alien. You see a computor screen turn on to awaken the crew. A coffee cup is to the right. After switching away, its back to the screen. The coffe cup is gone! No…

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Thinking XXX Dvd

I rented this Dvd recently and I thought other TUSCL readers may find it interesting. It does have a touch of pretense but it was still a good documentary with lots of nude footage of 30+ porn stars (mostly female).…

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Best nickname for another TUSCLer

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…

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Ilbbaicnl says the craziest shit

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…

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Lilo gets shown up. :)

http://www.celebuzz.com/2014-04-25/watch-lindsay-lohan-take-a-spin-on-the-stripper-pole-again/

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All-Time Most Twisted Name for a Real Porn Flick

Cirque du Hole-A Top it.

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Anybody want to grope her?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613123/Nice-bee-louse-Woman-WEARS-12-000-stinging-insects-naked-chest-stomach-churning-photo-series.html

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Rivalries

There have been some big ones on this bored that have resulted in some casualties ( jb68&jb69). It is just interesting in how some of them develop. The biggest one had too be shadowcat vs juicebox 69 and that didn't…

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Things strippers say

Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis: 1. "I have no gag reflex." 2. "I do bareback and I swallow." 3.…

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OT: Buffalo Bills cheerleaders suspend operations

Pack up the pom-poms in Buffalo, because the Bills will be playing without the support of their official cheerleaders this year. The decision was made two days after five former Jills filed a lawsuit complaining they worked hundreds of hours…

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Shill review wars in your town?

There is a club in an area that I am in a lot that is a bit remote and does not have the best dancers. Interestingly, reviews keep popping up on TUSCL periodically, touting this club. Almost always from a…

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"I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the time."

I have read countless reviews on here from guys who claim that they were offered [insert the fun activity here] in some VIP or CR area, but did not partake because they "didn't have the time." Does anyone actually…

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Deputies: Man drives truck into strip club, trying to take out bouncer

A Jefferson{OH} man could face felony charges after he reportedly drove a truck into an Ashtabula Township business in an attempt to strike an employee with the vehicle.Ashtabula County Sheriff's Department deputies were dispatched to the Rare Cherry Gentleman's Club,…

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this is one thing i hate

One thing I hate. is when leaving a sc a dancer comes running up & says." Give me a dance or a tip so I can get some money/" can't wait to here what y'all think.

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Boy or Girl?

Here's a blog Rick created where you guess the sex of the dancers he's slept with. http://slutroulette.com/blog/dick-or-clit/ Guess the sex, then scroll over the pic to see if you were right!

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Now we know the truth.

48? 103? Wow. If you ever wanted to attack StripperWeb, this is all you need: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?53548-How-many-people-have-you-slept-with

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TUSCL redesigned?

I clicked on the reviews section and it looks completely different! What...the...fuck! It's not going to be the same without the graphite background.

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Suddenly You See A Lookalike And You Say...

Man, twas about last week when I went to a club and had a good time with my friends. This lady showed up and we got some convo going. Not bad. The convo was so good I ended up buying a…

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Managing OTC relationships

The nice thing about doing OTC when I travel is that there is almost never drama involved, probably because I am gone from town soon after the event. I also had it pretty good when I clubbed in NY/CT.…

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Is it disrespectful to ask for OTC?

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dances from one of the finest dancers I've ever seen. While she is beautiful and sweet, her dances are somewhat unspectacular. We've really never had that much chemistry either.…

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4 PM'er

Atlanta: Oh, I left the toaster oven on.

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Why am I now getting a certificate error when I come to this site?

Founder, is there a reason? I still use Windows XP. Could that be it?

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"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"

Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things…

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How to take care of a S/O that doesn't like you going to strip clubs.

TRAVERSE CITY — A Traverse City man told police he strangled and tried to kill his sleeping girlfriend because she opposed his strip club visits. Sean William Jones, 30, faces felony charges of assault with intent to murder and assault by…

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Guns

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to…

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Hot chick doctors on TV

Seems like hot chick (medical) doctors are way over-represented among doctors who appear on TV (relative to how many there are among the general population of doctors). Inevitable I guess, given the appeal to multiple demographics: Typical chick: "A…

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2AM in Detroit

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-shot-at-gentlemens-club-on-detroits-west-side

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Amish Strip Clubs

I watched the third season of Amish Mafia last night and in I think the sixth and eighth episodes they talked about there being clandestine Amish strip clubs. They call them "madyll gucka". The first instance had non-Amish guys running…

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The perfect girl(s) for Juice et al?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/movies/frankie-and-alice-movie-review/2014/04/02/f57c7c0a-b5da-11e3-8020-b2d790b3c9e1_story.html

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That's no place to pack a pistol.

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported. Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought…

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Simple Question Shadowcat

Were you or were you not seen in Platinum Plus Columbia with Bonesbrother?

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Got a dancers number...I think

Whenever I go to this particular club I always get dances from this one girl. I like her, nice body , small boobs though but everytime I'm with her I have a good time. I haven't done a VIP with…

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Why are you sitting here by yourself?

It seems like a dancer asks me that question every time I go to a club and I still haven't come up with a good answer. Obviously she wants to join me. "so that I am not alone" but how…

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OT: Ban Georgia!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/23/us/georgia-governor-signs-gun-bill/index.html We better ban Georgia quick. In all seriousness, I'm pretty pro-gun but I always though discouraging people from carrying guns in bars was probably a good thing. Other than that I don't see much of an issue.

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit

I want to find out if there is interest in having a TUSCL meet in Detroit this summer. We could get to know other TUSCLers, engage in witty and sophisticated conversation, and enjoy Detroit-style lap dances If you're interested, please reply…

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Bonding Over Beverages

Like some of my brothers and sisters, I am a coffee drinker. Love it. I sometimes drink cafe when I'm at the club. At this one club, there's this Brasilian bombshell who also is a coffee queen.…

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Actual Real-World Interaction with Dancers

Most of us know that the vast majority of dancer/customer relations are all about money. However, I see some cynicism on TUSCL that suggests several guys here think it is impossible to actually make a real-world connection with a dancer, even…

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OT: Godzilla

I'm not necessarily a fan of sci-fi action flicks. I find single scene teleplays such as "12 Angry Men" more compelling. But I have to say, the trailers for "Godzilla" look very interesting.

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Asian strippers

does anyone know where i could find asian dancers in the new jersey area? any clubs that have one

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Met a Sweetheart, Who is also a Sexbomb

I had a true PSE with a dancer I recently met, and she has endeared herself with encouraging text messages as well. Since she and I are effectively anonymous here, I have decided to share my favorite of her texts:…

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Anyone else notice this web site taking forever to load pages?

It has been taking a whole minute or two for me recently.

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I was drugged': Doctor refuses to pay $135K strip club bill

A prominent heart doctor is trying to skirt $135,000 in credit-card charges at a Manhattan jiggle joint by claiming strip-club staff drugged him, according to a new civil lawsuit. Scores NY says in its suit that Dr. Zyad Kivarkis Younan “voluntarily”…

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Two stabbed at North Beach strip club

Two men were stabbed early Tuesday morning in or near a strip club in North Beach, police said. Just after 1 a.m., a suspect stabbed two men during an altercation near Broadway Street and Columbus Avenue, said Sgt. Danielle Newman, a…

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I support single moms. $1 at a time.

MEMPHIS, TN - (WMC) – A group of single moms is outraged by a sign posted outside a Memphis strip club. The new marquee at The Pony adult nightclub on Winchester Avenue says "Support Single Moms." The Pony touts itself as "America's…

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OT:Favorite Active Athlete

Good morning my friends. After watching a 49 year old Bernard Hopkins win yet again this past Saturday, I can't help but marvel at his accomplishments. He is my favorite active athlete. To be a boxing champion…

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Private Room Tips

Would someone be so kind as to give expert insight on how the whole private room experience works. I've never requested one before, and have no ideal about the cost, process, or proper approach to get what you REALLY want…

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The latest way to get drunk

Have y'all heard about this stuff called Palcohol? Powdered alcohol. Not so sure about this. Hmmmm

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Joe's theory

Cflock is a female poster. She is super jelous of all the attention that other fenale posters get. In an attempt to get more attention she tried to get all other female posters band

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she thinks my tractor is sexy

And I drive an International Harvester

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Pornstar Feature Clubs

I travel around the country a lot and I'm looking for clubs that usually feature pornstars on a regular bases such as Blush in Pittsburg www.blushexotic.com My future journeys will be taking me fro Michigan down to Florida along I-75,…

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is cflock a troll?

Whatever he is, she sure isnt smart enough to know how dumb he is...

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My Chevy Truck

My chevy truck eats Fords and shits Dodges

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OT: Rich get richer I guess

Fired Yahoo exec gets $58M for 15 months of work Yahoo's recently fired chief operating officer, Henrique de Castro, left the Internet company with a severance package of $58 million even though he lasted just 15 months on the job. The disclosure…

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Female TUSCLers

The recent rant by cflock, ""Women" need to be banned from this site." brought up a point. Most all of them are dancers. I've met one myself. Anyway, during that thread, one of his supposed, "... what is probably some…

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Eat your rum & coke?

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/04/21/powdered-alcohol-makes-sneaking-drinks-even-easier/?intcmp=features

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Fuck that Faggot Cflock !

Fuck him in his faggot Ass

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Even females do 2AMers

KENDALL, Fla. - A woman is accused of fatally shooting a man at a South Florida strip club. The shooting happened early Monday morning at The Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Kendall. Miami-Dade police said Kimberly Matthews shot Terrence Henderson, who was…

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Cubbing in the DC Baltimore area

I am headed to the Baltimore area between Baltimore and DC. The reviews seem to say that it is not worth the time and effort to go clubbing n DC and Baltimore is not much better. Anyone have experience in…

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Spinach

I ate a bag of spinach for lunch. Im going to grow big and strong