What is the definition of a big penis?

44 comments

• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  I normally get the response" I have a pretty penis" You tell me what that means ?
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  Just call me Girth Brooks...seriously, some girls have mentioned girth over length to me
• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  I'm thanking my dick must look like the Greek Gods. Not to big, not to small but just right
• dallas702

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  10 years ago

  I have received comments on the length of mine, "Oooh, nice big dick!" "Long feels verrry good to me." But, like you, I don't know what is average nor how much I hear just SS. I heard someone say that 4" to 5" is average, but that may have been just a tiny guy justifying penile underachievement.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Length is overrated. It's all about girth or my name ain't Tuna Can Sam for nothing.
• carl95

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  10 years ago

  "Just call me Girth Brooks...seriously, some girls have mentioned girth over length to me" Are you hung like a coke can?
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  SS is right. Girls like girth, no doubt about it.
• BuckMcNutter

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  10 years ago

  I'm long 8" , and i'm a short man. I get dancers responding like "wtf " … But i would gladly sacrifice an inch to get more girth !
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  @carl...more like a 24oz Miller :)
• goonster

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  10 years ago

  The average erect penis length 5.5-6.5 inches in length as measured from the pubic bone to the tip. The average erect circumference is 4.5-5.5 inches as measured at the base. If you fall within those measurements, congratulations, your penis is roughly the same size as every other guys penis. If that is the case and a stripper tells you that you have a big dick, it's either stripper shit or she is very inexperienced.
• Prim0

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  10 years ago

  I can guarantee you it is SS...I'm sure they say that to every damned guy they dance for! Me, I'm a grower, not a shower....which sucks.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  I usually just get compliments on my personality
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  My ex looked at my penis when I pulled it out and said just who do you expect to please with that? I just smiled and said ME!
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Ever see a Fosters can?
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @Clubber-You win. All I can do with my tuna can is stretch out her lips.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  SS, Just asking if you saw one. I'm envious. :)
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Awhile ago I had this black stripper bitchin at me "I'm tired of you white boys coming in here and complaining about loose pussy. Just tie a board across yo ass and C'mon down. :)
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  This thread is funny. Juice says he is hung like a fruit bat
• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  I can't believe a stripper knew how to use the word "girth" properly!
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  Good question, I always thought a big penis was defined by length. That being said, I think a big penis should be defined length AND girth.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  “… What is the definition of a big penis? …” I’ll go ahead and upload a selfie to my TUSCL profile
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  From the Kinsey Institute for Sex Research: "penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men" -- Whoa there Cowboys. You sure you wanna be braggin' about what you're packing.
• shailynn

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  10 years ago

  I have two comments on this... First I once had a stripper ask me "do you have a skinny long dick or a short, fat one." She told me "you can't have both it's one or the other and she said she liked the fat ones! She had a few kids so I can see why. Unfortunately it wasn't the type of club where I could show her and I was just passing through the town. I remember back in college reading an article in GQ about the average erect size and it said 5". Crazily a few days later I'm sitting in my girlfriends living room waiting on her and I start flipping through a cosmopolitan magazine sitting on the coffee table reading another article on sex, in the article it stated the average erect penis size is 7". Leave it to women to always screw up measurements. Lastly I get the "wow you have a large cock" too and I wonder if I really do because if I did, wouldn't every stripper say that when they saw it instead of just a few? Lol
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  :(
• originaljuicebox69

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  10 years ago

  ^^^ lol, well said George Mines not just short, it's thin too!
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  Strippers always say they like my penis. Not for the size but for the taste.
• farmerart

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  10 years ago

  Twice in my life I have been declined FS after the girl saw the stout nature of Mr. Wood; once in a massage parlour and once in a strip club.
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  I've always considered mine to be small because when flaccid it almost disappears, however when erect I'm average in length, but "thicker" than most. Several dancers who I see OTC require a lubricant so that it slides in more easily. Without lube I have to work to get them wet. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.
• hardman

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  10 years ago

  Women consistently tell me I have a "classically shaped" penis, usually the first time they see it and play with. It's a wonderful compliment to receive, I must tell you. I am also significantly longer than the average when but only once has a woman commented on my length. I think women appreciate shape (including girth) and symmetry as much or more than length. And most of all they appreciate how skillfully you can fuck them with whatever you got.
• Ironcat

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  10 years ago

  It is like a guy's take on tits - some like huge ones and some like well shaped C cups - some even like small ones. Matters of taste are beyond dispute (Ruskin).
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  ^ I’m not sure if tit size and penis size can be compared – as I once heard one PL put it: “Breasts are window dressing – a penis has to perform”
• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• Ironcat

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  10 years ago

  What about titty fucking Papi? the exception to the rule?
• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  +1 papi
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Gawker: I thought it was a hard job, not a tough one.
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Touché ATAC
• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  All too often it's a hand job; not a hard job.
• TrapBaby304

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  6 years ago

  over 8 inches long and if i have a problem wrapping my hand around it. but girth is better than length.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ So I’m doing alright ;))
• wellhungsac420

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  6 years ago

  From what I can tell, a big penis is determined by the contents of ones wallet, its big until your wallets empty!
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Whatever makes you feel better txtty I think you were doing better when you were on your meds but hey whatever makes you feel better
• TrapBaby304

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  6 years ago

  The perfect dicks: Shout out to Shorty Mac! [view link] I know 2 people who fucked him in their personal lives not porn, he gets around lol Jack Napier [view link]
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

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