Blondes

Lol

Two blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

Why do brunettes hate blonde jokes?

They're always interpreting.

Q Why are blondes like computers?

A You don't really appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

Me to blonde: "How do you keep a blonde waiting?"

Blonde, three hours later: "OK, I give up. Hey, where did he go?"

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Lol

Lol!

Of course all know about artificial intelligence and Lady Clairol.