The pain of sunday morning is rarely rivaled by any other phenomena. We are now forced to come back to sobriety in preparation to live a "normal" life monday through friday. Coming back to the real world means no more otc with strippers, no more cocaine powdered walls and broken mirrors, no more nipples covered in roll dust.
I hate going cold turkey after the weekend. There's a club in town that opens at noon on Sunday. It's pretty low-key with few customers and only three dancers, but two of the girls are gorgeous and one happens to be my current favorite. It's a nice way to ease out of the weekend.
Whiskey bottles and brand new cars;
oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.
Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)
So LMN…I bet you cut a striking figure in your suit. What with the "tie" that is actually a set of pins reading "do you want curly fries with that?" and "I'll supersize your meal deal for an extra dollar".
Though, to be fair, Mr. LMN is a rebel. He has taken a sharpie and altered the last of those pins to read "I'll supersize your meal deal for an XXXtra dollar".
Back in the 90s when Mtv and VH1 used to be worth watching; Bill Mahr appeared as a standup comedian in a VH1 show called “Standup Spotlight†which was actually hosted by Rosie O’Donnell.
Anyway – one of Mahr’s jokes in his routine was:
“The night belongs to Michelob – the morning belongs to Bayer aspirin and Jacoby and Meyersâ€
Sippy my friend, you're nothing like LMN. That dude works fast food and makes up stories 'bout drugs and hookers. You live in a van down by the river and pay crack hos in XXXtra KRIS-pay chicken. Wait...are you implying that you make up stories 'bout living hard?
Seriously? Clubs are only open on weekends where you are? Hotels don't rent rooms on weekdays? Sounds to me like a piker looking for excuses he can't hang.
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oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.
Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)
You must not like Football.
Though, to be fair, Mr. LMN is a rebel. He has taken a sharpie and altered the last of those pins to read "I'll supersize your meal deal for an XXXtra dollar".
"There's got to be a morning after"
Anyway – one of Mahr’s jokes in his routine was:
“The night belongs to Michelob – the morning belongs to Bayer aspirin and Jacoby and Meyersâ€