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Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind

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Fanky

Wow

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jackslash

I thought this was called spring break.

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motorhead

Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?

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zipman68

Wow! It turns out Juice is a marsupial. You never know!

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how

Dadgum little rapist-rodents!
"What about a nice kiss, boy? You don't have to dive straight for the clitoris!"

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Hugh_G_Rection

Kind of makes Thumper the rabbit look like a model of puritanical restraint....

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JohnSmith69

"In the end, though, females find themselves alone in a forest of dead males, carrying an incredible amount of sperm from perhaps dozens of different potential fathers."

Sounds like Follies on Sunday morning.

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dallas702

Momma always told me beating it off would make me blind. Who's a thought fuckin' would do it too? I'm going to the eye doctor today!

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