Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind

Wow

I thought this was called spring break.

Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?

Wow! It turns out Juice is a marsupial. You never know!

Dadgum little rapist-rodents! "What about a nice kiss, boy? You don't have to dive straight for the clitoris!"

Kind of makes Thumper the rabbit look like a model of puritanical restraint....

"In the end, though, females find themselves alone in a forest of dead males, carrying an incredible amount of sperm from perhaps dozens of different potential fathers."

Sounds like Follies on Sunday morning.

Momma always told me beating it off would make me blind. Who's a thought fuckin' would do it too? I'm going to the eye doctor today!