Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind

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• Fanky

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  10 years ago

  Wow
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  I thought this was called spring break.
  
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Wow! It turns out Juice is a marsupial. You never know!
• how

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  10 years ago

  Dadgum little rapist-rodents!
  "What about a nice kiss, boy? You don't have to dive straight for the clitoris!"
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  10 years ago

  Kind of makes Thumper the rabbit look like a model of puritanical restraint....
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  "In the end, though, females find themselves alone in a forest of dead males, carrying an incredible amount of sperm from perhaps dozens of different potential fathers."
  
  Sounds like Follies on Sunday morning.
• dallas702

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  10 years ago

  Momma always told me beating it off would make me blind. Who's a thought fuckin' would do it too? I'm going to the eye doctor today!