Another golf trip to Myrtle, another...

Another golf trip to Myrtle, another visit to the Masters Club. Understanding every night is different, I have to say this club is sliding downhill. From the aggressive weapons wand search at the front door, to the uneven level of the dance talent, this club ain't what it used to be. There are a small number of very attractive women but way too many are heavily tattooed, old, or otherwise not up to the standards of the past several years. Met and spent time with a few cute women, principally Romanian or Russian, and the couch experience was on a par with past years. The same aging bouncers as have been there for the past 10 years pacing the halls, leering in with creepy regularity to make sure nobody has any fun. Lots of pushing for the VIP, which last year featured some of the nastiest, worn out and stained couches I've ever seen. Hopefully those have been replaced. On Saturday night we even opted out for a trip to North Myrtle and Thee Dollhouse, which to my surprise left the Masters in the dust. Anyway, will try it again on our next spring golf trip but this place, which has been the top stop for clubs in Myrtle, may not be for much longer.