If her personality makes it believable she works at the DMV by day, she is almost certainly a ROB. You will catch most of them with this rule. The ones who, before the end of the first dance, want to convince you how smart they are (I'm in college / I'm a college grad / I'm a heart surgeon / etc.) are often ROBs. Or in any case a hassle to deal with. (The real college girls and heard surgeons typically talk about it after a few dances.) ROBness is a scale, not a yes/no thing. The 7s can be worse than the 10s, cause it's more likely to blindside you.
(1)She wants prepay in a club where post pay is standard.
(2)She pesters you for tips on lap dances.
(3)The regulars avoid spending money on her/ignore her.
(4)She is mentioned as a ROB in reviews.
She whines about how slow things are in the club, complains about how little she has made, lets you know that her rent is due, asks you a lot of questions about where you work, hints that she is hungry and wants you to buy her a meal, lies about having no boyfriend and on and on.
Big red flag if she promises a good time in VIP but is rarely tipped when she is on stage. The baby-dolls that deliver usually have a line of pervs waiting to tip them while on stage.
I recall my first trip to Mons Venus in Tampa...some naked chick with a decent body comes up and tells me I should get a dance from her.
I asked why her?
"Cause I'm the best"
Guess what....she wasn't by a long shot. Lesson learned that night.
The non-ROBs want your repeat business and will behave as such. The ROBs will treat you like they are not ever planning on seeing you ever again.
For example: if she rolls up to your chair and tries to sit on your lap without any introductions, she is pretty likely a ROB. If you take her for a test drive and she starts mid-song and tries to count it as one song, she is a ROB. If she doesn't seem to be paying attention like asking the same question more than once or not remembering any details from the conversation from a few minutes ago, she is pretty likely a ROB. If you have any doubts about whether or not she wants to see you back in the club, then she is probably a ROB.
ilbbaicnl: Therein lies my problem. It's the smart ones -- the ones who can hold a great conversation or are knowledgeable about obscure things I'm knowledgeable about -- that I'm most into.
I will settle for being a PL, probably for the rest of my life, with these kinds of women.
Yeah – if she is very good at being a ROB – she will have polished her game enough so it’s not easily detectable.
As others may have said – if VIP are the 1st words out of her mouth and she is very pushy about it; those are def ROB tendencies.
As others have stated; get a dance from her – if she does not deliver a good dance to your liking or expectations; then I would not expect VIP to meet expectations.
Also – don’t discount your strip-club gut/intuition – it can often be right.
But – in the end – it is probably impossible to correctly pre-diagnose 100% of the time (or maybe even close). When in doubt; I state I pay at the end – and if the dancer is not cool w/ that and I have my doubts; I pass (I may even show her the $$$ so she’ll know I have the $$$).- one would still have to pay for the room up front; but if I don’t pay her upfront and she does not deliver the services agreed to; I will not pay her and I will eat the room fee but she will not get hers.
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