So I ended up answering that stripper texting me.
By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours. Don't remember much after she started blowing me (zolpiderm retrograde amnesia) but after sleeping all of 1.5hours max, I did wake up from a text from her asking when I was going to be able to get her that new car we discussed.
Head is slamming.
Need 2mg ativan just to get to work now.
Strippers are addictive
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Dude, you should totally have Dr. McCoy give you a shot of cordrazine tomorrow. That stuff can practically wake the dead.
The fog of war.
LMN dude, you're not going to be much longer for the world unless you get down on your knees and start pleasin' Jesus!
You should absolutely play in a heavy metal band; you already have the lifestyle nailed down.
948am crashing out bad this doesn't bode well
Hangovers-God's way of saying you kicked ass last night!
Death is your only savior.
I like how this guy says he smoked for 2 hours. Not very good weed was it? And I like how a "text" woke him up after crashing.
No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
Damn Slick – I was just about to post the same lame shit LOL (great minds think alike I guess :))
Haha. RIP MCA.
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