no sleep

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LMN
So I ended up answering that stripper texting me.

By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours. Don't remember much after she started blowing me (zolpiderm retrograde amnesia) but after sleeping all of 1.5hours max, I did wake up from a text from her asking when I was going to be able to get her that new car we discussed.

Head is slamming.

Need 2mg ativan just to get to work now.

Strippers are addictive

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zipman68
11 years ago
Dude, you should totally have Dr. McCoy give you a shot of cordrazine tomorrow. That stuff can practically wake the dead.
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motorhead
11 years ago
The fog of war.
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zipman68
11 years ago
LMN dude, you're not going to be much longer for the world unless you get down on your knees and start pleasin' Jesus!

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103761
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rockstar666
11 years ago
You should absolutely play in a heavy metal band; you already have the lifestyle nailed down.
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LMN
11 years ago
948am crashing out bad this doesn't bode well
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Hangovers-God's way of saying you kicked ass last night!
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PredragDr
11 years ago
Death is your only savior.
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mikeya02
11 years ago
I like how this guy says he smoked for 2 hours. Not very good weed was it? And I like how a "text" woke him up after crashing.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
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Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
Damn Slick – I was just about to post the same lame shit LOL (great minds think alike I guess :))
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Haha. RIP MCA.
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