no sleep

5/5/2014 2:34:48 AM

So I ended up answering that stripper texting me.

By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours. Don't remember much after she started blowing me (zolpiderm retrograde amnesia) but after sleeping all of 1.5hours max, I did wake up from a text from her asking when I was going to be able to get her that new car we discussed.

Head is slamming.

Need 2mg ativan just to get to work now.

Strippers are addictive

11 comments

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zipman68

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11 years ago

Dude, you should totally have Dr. McCoy give you a shot of cordrazine tomorrow. That stuff can practically wake the dead.

motorhead

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11 years ago

The fog of war.

zipman68

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11 years ago

LMN dude, you're not going to be much longer for the world unless you get down on your knees and start pleasin' Jesus!

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103761

rockstar666

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11 years ago

You should absolutely play in a heavy metal band; you already have the lifestyle nailed down.

LMN

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11 years ago

948am crashing out bad this doesn't bode well

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Hangovers-God's way of saying you kicked ass last night!