So I ended up answering that stripper texting me.
By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours. Don't remember much after she started blowing me (zolpiderm retrograde amnesia) but after sleeping all of 1.5hours max, I did wake up from a text from her asking when I was going to be able to get her that new car we discussed.
Head is slamming.
Need 2mg ativan just to get to work now.
Strippers are addictive
Dude, you should totally have Dr. McCoy give you a shot of cordrazine tomorrow. That stuff can practically wake the dead.