The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Boyfriend and I went as a...

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Vanessawinters
May 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get stamped. The suspense didn't really pay off.<br>

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Club itself looked underwhelming compared to the other strip club I've been to (Centerfolds on Broadway.) Strange layout, very odd seating arrangement. Not the most optimal for dancer or customer I thought. If a guy isn't sitting at the aisle seat, he doesn't get approached very often. There should be more aisles and thus more access. I guess it doesn't matter because the room was barely more than half full. The main aisle led directly to the stage so that's where we went. <br>

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The girls more than make up for the shitty floor plan. Beautiful girls of seemingly every ethnicity slinked and slithered down the stage, slowly, sensually. Blondes, brunettes, Asians, and (my personal favorite!) Latinas -- all hot hot hot! I think for every 5 girls, 4 were smoking hot and 1 was girl-next-door passable. A couple bucks on stage got a girl on your lap for a couple seconds. I liked the sultry Latina with a magazine-perfect body and the ass of dreams, but the mister wanted the tiny shapely Asian who donned a schoolgirl outfit and glasses and tore up the stage with her high energy show. We decided to go with whomever approached us first, which sadly turned out to be neither.<br>

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