Don't do it. Just don't. It...

Don't do it. Just don't. It doesn't smell clean, it doesn't appear clean, and the girls are less than enthusiastic. A man -employee?- hanging around was at least as welcoming as a closed door. In the end, there are better places to see and do more.

Unlike the average strip club, this is an old house that has not been remodeled to resemble a club. It's just a house, with rooms used for various purposes. No live music, no DJ, no liveliness to the place.

A trip back to a private room with a skinny dark blonde chick, and this is nothing like the VIP at upscale clubs. She gave me a quick recitation of the rules, mostly in the form of "no's", as in No Sex, No Touching, No, she doesn't touch her client. After some cajoling her top will come off, but that was near to all that was happening. There was none of the sexy tease of a normal VIP.