the weekend has begun
LMN
Last night:
1) Brought a stripper to a 5 star hotel
2) she immediately almost OD'd on oxy
3) Drank so much rum that immediately after cumming on her face, I puked all over the marble bathroom
4) pretty sure I blew a hole in my left nostril as its been gushing blood non stop since I woke up
5) fuck yeah, time to do it again tonight
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I actually spend more time otc at hotels/nightclubs than at strip clubs. I'll hit the clubs on miami beach but my intention is otc. Truthfully a lot of the high end clubs here are overly "urban" as a result of the rapper/athlete demographic that is big here. Not my scene as a mid twenties, prep school Caucasian kid.
I'll post some reviews on my experiences though.
On a related note, I was still so hammered when the valet brought my car this morning I tweaked my knee falling into the car. Note to self: don't drive.
Lol
Go get a cash advance to buy a $200 stripper chump
I'm off for the night doing what you can only dream of
@ime “people that have money don't talk about it.â€
and we have a winner. give this man a Gauloise.