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[OT] Fios or Cable?

Probably a good question for mikeya but others can answer too. Which service is better - Fios or cable?

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Oil or No Oil?

I'm at my local AMP, no FS, just massage + HJ with some light touching with my usual girl. On the flip she asks if I want oil. I thought this was a weird question because wouldn't you…

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need my dick wet by Thursday i b n Greensboro NC desperately need help

Thankz

FKK Forum

First time FKK Visit

I just wanted to prop Londonguy for his article about fkk visits and his reviews. I just paid my first visit to FKK Oase and the review is forthcoming. His tips and insight helped a first timer…

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Need Tampa club advice....

Ive read the reviews and Im pretty stoked about some of the mileage that can be had at some of these places, so Im pretty good there.....although, I welcome any other thoughts/experiences.... Mostly, I want to know, whats the best place…

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Functional Illiterate

I try not to judge reviews on spelling and grammar. It doesn't matter if every comma and apostrophe is correctly placed or if the passive voice is overused. After all, we're writing about strip clubs here. But…

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to san jose guy

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100 Years Of Santa Clara County VIP Room History:The Slicknotes Edition

In 1777, Father Junípero Serra founded Mission Santa Clara de Asís. Although a man of faith, Father Junípero Serra was also a man of extras and the first person to bring the VIP room experience to not just Santa Clara…

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Some people just want headlines!

Some people just want to be in the news. I'm sure this minister just wanted headlines to promote his church. The Club owner should have just played it cool and as long as the minister did not vandalize or disrupt.…

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What do you enjoy most about a SC?

For me, getting lap dances or going to the VIP room is the best part, especially when the dancer allows plenty of full two-way contact or more. But aside from that I think my favorite part is seeing/meeting…

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Body Anchors

Some dancers have anchors in their backs or face or elsewhere. These look like a diamond just attached to the skin. Have you seen these? I just saw them where I have never seen them before, in a dancers…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Back on the beach for another...

Back on the beach for another visit. Stopped by Cheaters late on a Saturday afternoon to see if the dancer whose company I enjoyed the last time was still here. The club is still a…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club has the best looking...

The club has the best looking girls I've ever seen at a strip club and the girls know it. They dance on this elevated center stage which makes it easy to watch and tough to…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Chicago is not known for having...

Chicago is not known for having great SC action. I haven't been to the Admiral Theater (AT) for years. After checking tuscl and seeing its relatively high rating, I thought it fair to…

Pink Paradise

Laval, Quebec

Decided to try to this club...

Decided to try to this club vs the standard downtown Montreal scene. Its a little out of the way in Dorval and I had to wind around some neighborhood streets to get to this…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This review has a different focus....

This review has a different focus. The prior review adequately describe the club, the hot dancers, the middle of the road contact. I want to speak of the type of bar in the afternoon. In…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is very different from...

This club is very different from any others I've been to. I hadn't even heard of a club with no poles. I don't know if I'm terribly fond of so many girls being on stage…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Got to PW on a Saturday...

Got to PW on a Saturday night. Not going to lie, it was weird to see topless women there instead of nude. It was a great change of pace but the lack of…

Mr Bs Go Go Girls

Wallington, New Jersey

I went to this club around...

I went to this club around 10:30 on a thursday after it was hard for me to make up my mind on which i should visit in the area. This club is located in the…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

This reviews have been pretty spot...

This reviews have been pretty spot on with this club. The new layout looks great and is probably the best looking club in the city. But that's where the compliments will end. This past trip…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last year with my girlfriend in mid-September. The club was classy enough that my girlfriend was comfortable being there, but was SUPER packed. There were so many people…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Made a trip from El Paso...

Made a trip from El Paso to St Louis, Mo and Chicago, IL and back in the course of 38 hours.... Needed a good way to blow off some steam and the Cab never fails.…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I been here twice the first...

I been here twice the first I went there was. Lot of good lookin girls probably the ones that go to U of I but i wasn't sure dances aren't that bad there 15 dollars…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

The club seems to have trouble...

The club seems to have trouble getting dancers as there were no more than 7-8 on a Friday night. If you come in before 8, you may be sitting along as Jaguars has become a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Interesting night at Brads. I chose...

Interesting night at Brads. I chose it based on the pretty good reviews here but I can't say the experience was all that great. Our evening started out at around 10PM on a Friday night,…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

We went here with a group...

We went here with a group of coworkers late on a Monday evening. Maybe we should have known better. The bouncer was extremely nice. The club's interior was in great shape and looked more like…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

I visited Wild Cherry for the...

I visited Wild Cherry for the first time in over a year. It was a Thursday afternoon at about 5:00. Inside and out, the club itself is still the same. Inside, thus may be the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Was in town visiting a friend...

Was in town visiting a friend in St. Louis. Decided to visit east St. Louis clubs for some entertainment. Went to a couple, Hustler Club was by far the best. Lots of…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Blue Flame is an all black...

Blue Flame is an all black club in a ghetto area so you won't see it reviewed much on this site. The lay out of the Blue Flame has remained the same, but renovated throughout…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Was in retu Diego on business...

Was in retu Diego on business and thought I would check out a club. Went on Monday night. The club is in a strip mall with a sports bar. You can get a hand stamp…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

So I've written about this club...

So I've written about this club before and i will write about it again. Its my regular club if anyone is curious. Its not fancy but neither is it a dump. Its a clean large…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

This has pretty much become my...

This has pretty much become my favorite club, and I try to go every time I am in Atlanta. The bang for the buck is superb, and it's hard to beat the mileage on…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

So far the only club in...

So far the only club in that i have visited until this club. this is a decent club, nothing over the top. meet a couple of girls, but as some other reviews have explained. It…

Centerfolds Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Outrageous drink and dance prices, and...

Outrageous drink and dance prices, and really, the talent here at Centerfolds was more like, oh, the second half of the magazine, not the centerfold. So what the heck is it about New Orleans clubs? If…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

I was back in the area...

I was back in the area and met a client in Fort Smith for dinner so I decided to head here after to relax with a beer. The physical club is pretty nice -…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I never visited the club before...

I never visited the club before the fire so maybe it was very different but I was surprised about the club based on what I had read. The area wasn't great but typical for a…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I havent been to this club...

I havent been to this club in a while. I was bored last night and went about 10:00pm. The place had a lot of dancers for a Sunday night and there were a lot of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I've been to EB several times....

I've been to EB several times. Full bar and lots of big flat screen tvs showing sports. Bouncers and female bartenders are very friendly. Good mix of Latina and white dancers with…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on Friday night after 10pm.so...

Went on Friday night after 10pm.so many dancers and the club was crowded. I saw thrthree cops came in and stand there for f15 mind and left.Did not know what was going on. There was…

Action Central Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

When in town on a recent...

When in town on a recent business trip, I stopped by this club having seen it listed on this site. The club location is in a very sketchy part of the crappy little town of…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Was in on a recent Wednesday...

Was in on a recent Wednesday night. About 8-10 customers and 8-10 girls. Girls I saw on stage were just ok and nothing special. There were a couple decent girls going to and from VIP…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

FIRST TIME VISIT! First of all, props...

FIRST TIME VISIT! First of all, props to Londonguy for his article and review. They helped prepare for what to expect. The place is located outside Frankfurt in an area surrounded by cornfields. Since I…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Visited Rachel's several weeks ago while...

Visited Rachel's several weeks ago while in South Florida. The club is very nice, parking is easy, beer is cold and entertainers are usually pretty high quality. This was a good visit. Of note was…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Wow. This is an odd...

Wow. This is an odd place. It really sits right in the center of a residential neighborhood. It's really tiny inside, and pretty run down. It's a true dive-bar but that's…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

My visits here in the past...

My visits here in the past have been pretty disappointing. Most times no one really paid attention to me even though the place was almost empty. Dancers mostly ignored me. This time…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

I haven't been to my go...

I haven't been to my go to club in while. In the mean time, I've tried other clubs out of state and have expanded my horizons. It's interesting to come back and see the club/girls.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another trip to CHT. Had a...

Another trip to CHT. Had a great time watching the stage show. As usual the line up was mostly asian. A few with bolt on and some with very petite builds. I decided to get…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

After having dinner next door at...

After having dinner next door at O'Donovan's decided to head on over to Seville for a night-cap. I got a coupon from the folks at O'D so used it for admission and got seated fairly quickly…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Dropped by on a Saturday afternoon...

Dropped by on a Saturday afternoon about 5:00 pm. There were only about half a dozen dancers and the same number of customers. The physical layout is decent enough - pretty small club…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Winterhaven, California

I went by this club last...

I went by this club last Thursday. It's amazing how one's perception can change when one is sober. My go to girl Br**nn* hasn't been to the club in months according to another dancer. So…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

The only redeeming thing about this...

The only redeeming thing about this club is how far money goes. I will not be going into the physical look of the club or the activities that make this club stand out since this…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I decided to hit up Bandaids...

I decided to hit up Bandaids during lunch the other day. I hadn't been here in a couple of years (tending to go to Blue Moon or Hiliter where you are guaranteed decent mileage).…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Once again, enough time passes that...

Once again, enough time passes that I decide to visit the club. This is a club that looks great, clean, etc, very pretty girls, always dressed very sexy. The drinks are reasonable, however, yet again,…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went here for first time a...

Went here for first time a few Thursdays ago. Went about 10:00, stayed for about hour and half with my buddy. Physically the club was pretty nice. The setup reminded me of Scores. Mostly white…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I decided to check out this...

I decided to check out this club on a recent wednesday night after hitting up downtown for a while. I wanted to check out the $5 dance night, so figured I'd see what's up.…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

The club is very small with...

The club is very small with a single stage with three poles. Day time only occasionally some one is on stage. Night time stage dances occurs regularly. When on stage the girls go topless…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby dolls is always a good...

Baby dolls is always a good club to stop by. They dont hit you with high cover charges and the place always has plenty of dancers. While some not the best to look at rhere…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I want to start this review...

I want to start this review by saying I have never really bought into the whole black club white club thing. With a name like ebony inn you would be nieve to not have…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I made another trip to Fayetteville....

I made another trip to Fayetteville. Mickey's is on strike 2, which sent me to Sparky's. I try to have a 2 or 3 girl rotation at a club. One of has locked down her…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited the day after the...

I visited the day after the revamped club was opened. All I can say is Wow! The club looks terrific. Some workers were still playing with the lighting, but the remodel is…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Visited one of my neighborhood spots,...

Visited one of my neighborhood spots, on an early Friday evening. 7-10 girls on shift: White, Black one Asian. Mostly obese, with a couple nice attractive ones. Grabbed a…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went to pantheon wensday afternoon this...

Went to pantheon wensday afternoon this is a great club paid parking sucks but I parked in the apartment across the street felt a little safe since it is deaborn went during the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First NYC strip club on a...

First NYC strip club on a spur of the moment trip from the south, conveniently located close to times square. Dancers were well above average, most seemed to be eastern european. If I remember right…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

Got out of work early, so...

Got out of work early, so I figured I would stop by for a drink. As expected, it was fairly quiet. The older lady at the bar brought me my drink and then I was…

Tramend Gentlemen's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

This is a good club to...

This is a good club to go to if you want to get car jacked as you leave. The dancers are not worth visiting, you would be better off burning your money at home. At…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Went here on a saturday late...

Went here on a saturday late night. It didn't get crowded until 11:30 but even then it wasn't really packed. Cover was $10, Drinks were about $9 for a basic mixed drink. Parking was valley…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

I went here on a Tuesday...

I went here on a Tuesday night around 8-9. it is set up for as a bar than a strip club. it was pretty dead only a couple people there and maybe five dancers…

Riverside Cabaret

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

I remember this club when it...

I remember this club when it was Wild J's down the road in the old building, wild time there. Then they moved to the current building, still pretty wild, and for a while they…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Came here on a Saturday night...

Came here on a Saturday night place was pack... they have mainly Spanish girls some milfs that should just retire lol.. beer is normal price .. there was a long line for vip ..you had…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Was driving back home from NW...

Was driving back home from NW Indiana so I thought that I would hop off 80-94 and check out the talent at Club O. Had not been there for almost 9 months.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Bare Elegance LAX is a high...

Bare Elegance LAX is a high end club. The girls are top notch and beautiful. There are plenty of variety for various tastes. Daytime prices are lower then night time prices. Nude 41. Vip(3 songs)…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I haven't been here for a...

I haven't been here for a long time and after reading recent reviews I was concerned it had changed for the worse - but it hadn't. Arrived Sunday afternoon around 3pm and parking was already…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Drink Harrassment at BTs I first discovered...

Drink Harrassment at BTs I first discovered BTs 3 years ago on a business trip to Detroit. I spend a few weeks in Detroit on business each year, and I would say average visiting the…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Went to this club alone, but...

Went to this club alone, but didn't feel that way while I was there at all. Cover of 10 to get in on Thursday. Sat down at the bar and was approached by…

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Any body know what a U.S. aircraft carrier might look like?

Al Qaeda group in India on first mission attacks wrong ship Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/al-qaeda-group-india-mission-attacks-wrong-ship-article-1.1938411#ixzz3DLzDpEY9 Doncha just love it?

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I need big tits in Philly on a Thursday

Hey guys, I need to have some big tits in my face on a Thursday night, potentially Friday lunch time as well. What's the best club in Philadelphia to make that happen? Preferably with some room to squeeze and touch.…

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OT: Hottest Ass on the Planet

Okay, I feel like I need to share this... Found a foto of the hottest ass on the planet. I'm not necessarily an ass guy, though I LOVE a hot ass. But this is so far beyond hot it's just jaw…

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a discussion board with the ability to post pictures aka screen shots

Lets face it their is a lot of pictures we could be posting to make us hornaa to making us drop dead laughing...but the lack of it just sucks....I'm apart of at least 100 forums and groups and they all…

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VIP Room Dancer Cut ?

I’m not much of an extras guy but partake every now and then. There is a Latin dive down here in Miami that I go to from time to time where VIP rooms are often more common than lap-dances and many…

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Hypothetical Blow Job Question #69

You must chose one and only one. Do you get a blow job while- A. Eating a BLT. B. Drinking the beverage of your choice. C. Watching the game(live or on TV) Remember, you can only chose one and no…

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NFL Week #2

Patriots put a "whipping" on the AP-less Vikings RGIII goes down, but back-up Kirk Cousins leads the Redskins to a blow-out win Saints are the "ain'ts" at 0-2, thanks to a late Cleveland (Cleveland?) field-goal Dallas wins to even their record at 1-1,…

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adding attachments

I like the way this site has evolved over the years. I think the ability to add images to posts would add to the enjoyment of using the site. Maybe Founder is working on this?

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Empty tanks

Guys, just got back home from Vienna. OMFG...last night was amazing. Reviews to follow asap.

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thoughts on this experience

I went to a local SC the other night and had quite the experience. I hadn't been to a SC in quite a while and had never been to this particular club. I did my research and saw…

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Viewing Discussion page - latest site changes

On my cell the Discussion page (when Sort Discussions is set to view "Last Comment") isnt reflecting the correct time stamp, although the threads are in the right chronological order. Hiccup?

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Cumming during lap dance

I have concerns about how to ejaculate in your pants without the dancer knowing. I usually wear jeans with athletic shorts or compression shorts underneath, in addition to boxers, so I'm pretty confident that they don't feel anything, but I…

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If you find out a dancer only lives about 3 miles away, do you try to hook up or

I met one dancer last night who told me she is attending the nearby college after asking where I'm from. She was really skinny and virtually no tits it appeared. I wasn't interested in getting dances.…

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OT: On the social stigma (or lack thereof) of being a “Sugar Baby”

I took my sugar baby out this week to try a new DC restaurant that the foodies were all raving about. When her meal came, she snapped a picture of the plating with her phone, and said she was…

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Does it "turn you on" to see a dancer "turned on" ?

I have many times gotten VIP dances from girls and told them when we leave here I want to to be satisfied sexually not just financially. So instead of me telling you what I want, you tell me what you…

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Dude who posted the Fappening pics feels violated

As Alanis would say, "isn't it ironic?" www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/guy-who-started-the-fappening-feels-violated/ Dude is all butthurt by a WashPo article. Don't get me wrong, I dig JLaw nudes as much as the next dude. And I was even a bit disappointed when the groovy jizz facial…

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17-0

Dodgers just had the most hits and runs at AT&T Park. Too bad the Giants couldn't set records in their own park. #dodgerblue

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using Facebook for the hobby?

Yes ? No ? If yes whats the best strategies? If no then y ?

Frolics

Portland, Oregon

Found myself in the area around...

Found myself in the area around the club, and had been thinking about trying the lingerie services for a while, so I decided to pull in. Waited at the door forever! Almost started…

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, Spain

I visited twice, first time was...

I visited twice, first time was better with a nice crowd and selection of entertainers. $10 Admission, Two drink minimum, Budweiser $5, Corona $6. DJ rating: C-, Music selection: B. You're not allowed to touch the dancers…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Walked into BDD it had just...

Walked into BDD it had just opened. I was initially going to stay for around 1 hour until I was going to meet up with a SugarBaby prospect. She got cold feet so I decided…

Starz

Gardena, California

About two weeks ago, I again...

About two weeks ago, I again visited one of my favorite clubs. As usual, there were a few new girls there! I am sorry, gentlemen, but I don't remember all their names. The first…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

DON'T GO NOT WORTH IT...

DON'T GO NOT WORTH IT Well i went tonight . like the gals . it was close to closing time. i wanted a vip lap dance sat at the bar waited . asked the…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Deja Vu is the basically the...

Deja Vu is the basically the big box store of Minnesota strip clubs. That comes with it's advantages and disadvantages. The club itself is relatively nice. It's larger than most other clubs…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I went to this club a...

I went to this club a couple months ago. Other than a few tables with dishes that didn't get picked up for a little while, the place was decently clean. The atmosphere is…

For Your Eyes Only London

Spitalfields, England

For Your Eyes Only isn't just...

For Your Eyes Only isn't just a Bond film, it's now one of the greatest strip clubs in London! Opening from Monday to Friday in order to catch the city types. THE OUTSIDE: Location - just down…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Usually an IR goer decided to...

Usually an IR goer decided to give Lido's a visit. Stopped in on Saturday about 5. Parking was no problem, lot was about a 1/4 full. No cover at that time of…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Haven't been here in a long...

Haven't been here in a long time, but read about a hot asian, Kimberly, so I went to check her out. She is tall, thin, and has the looks of a model. Watched a few…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

This club had gone so far...

This club had gone so far downhill that is was actually depressing. Thankfully this club has new owners and management and even a few old faces from the heartbreakers days. The owners seem to really…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Been here several times recently. ...

Been here several times recently. Decent looking girls, it does vary a bit on that. Steak was very good....for a strip club. Went downstairs with a few of the girls. Very…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

At KOD, first time in months....

At KOD, first time in months. Birthday tomorrow, went in with $200 to spend. A comforting, low key vibe, as always. Surprising low number of dancers compared to patrons, though I did arrive at 5:30. Ended getting…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

This was my first time coming...

This was my first time coming to Rick's in year. I saw a lot of new faces as there were only two girls that I recognized. Even the bartenders, waitresses and the hostess…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I agree with previous reviews that...

I agree with previous reviews that this place is kind of a dive. Was on the way to the Church down the street but decided to stop by at this place as it was…

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

Went in to have some drinks...

Went in to have some drinks and some fun with a few friends. Lobby looked freshly painted, they must be doing some renovations there after reading other reviews of the place. Cover was 5 bucks,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It's been awhile since I been...

It's been awhile since I been back here. First I get a VIP card. Try to pay with CC but they tell me cash only. Then I check in at Cascadas and they tell me…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Stopped in to check out Fuego...

Stopped in to check out Fuego after not having been in nearly a year. I arrived after midnight and was pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a line out front. I entered after paying the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This is probably the first club...

This is probably the first club I ever visiting in my life and have been back many times since. 18+ club so it is fully nude with no alcohol at the club. This is not…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The latest increase is to $20/song...

The latest increase is to $20/song and purchase a wristband for another $5. Somewhat strange policy. No minimum but what was $30/3-song VIP a month ago, is now increased to $65. I would imagine this…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

I put Unknown for dancers on...

I put Unknown for dancers on shift because it doesn't offer 0. Once again I stopped by on my way home around happy hour time and not one girl besides the bartender on shift. The…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Decided to stop by to watch...

Decided to stop by to watch the fight needless to say it was packed with people. It was 10 to get in security it's struck but friendly. The keep it respectable and make sure there's…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club looks very nice from...

This club looks very nice from the outside, but doesn't look all that fancy on the inside. Has a diverse crowd of dancers, mostly latina and black. It was saturday night and they had $4…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Back here after a couple of...

Back here after a couple of months, and Holy Hell, what happened to all the hot dancers? When I was here earlier this year,about 80% of the girls were at least a 7 or…

Austin's Theatre

Austin, Texas

This place is located where the...

This place is located where the old Ricks used to be. Strange part of town that is between the middle of nowhere and a school. Unlike the other clubs around this area, phantasy…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Arrived Tues @ 6pm. No cover...

Arrived Tues @ 6pm. No cover but the ID checker at the door suggested I tip him since there was no cover. He got $2. A little annoying. He interfered with my lap dance about…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This is the crown strip club...

This is the crown strip club of Springfield. I have been coming here since 1978, although the place has changed inside, it really hasn't. It has plenty of girls, and a nice mix, a Latin…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Visited the club recently. It's located...

Visited the club recently. It's located in a quiet area seemed safe. There's a parking lot so no issues with parking. Once inside (around 7 on a weekday) is was very quiet. There was only…

Chics Cabaret

Houston, Texas

The club had bikini stage dancers...

The club had bikini stage dancers and topless private dances the night I visited. I was told the club had topless dancers, but not this night. The stage dancers were pretty clothed, and did not…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I arrived late around 11pm, there...

I arrived late around 11pm, there was a nice selection of dancers on the floor and it appeared that the VIP was full. I sat in the back and maybe that was a bad decision…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

I made my first visit to...

I made my first visit to this club since I was in the area. The outside looks run down with what looks like low budget apartments above the club. Went in, just…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

My previous review has indicated that...

My previous review has indicated that Wackos is one of the top three clubs in Jacksonville and it is still one of the top three clubs in Jacksonville. I visited Wackos and soon after that…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons venus by far is the...

Mons venus by far is the best all nude strip club I ve ever been to. The girls get completely naked on stage unlike clubs in ny/nj area. I went to club around midnight in…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

I may have spent more on...

I may have spent more on drinks and shots this time around than I did on dances. I was drinking the $1 beers, but the shot girls are cute and irresistible. Had several rounds of…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Went in on a Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night around 10 or so. Pretty slow when I showed up and just took it in with a beer. Got going an hour later and maybe had 25…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I have been here many times...

I have been here many times and it is going down a little each and every time I visit. I arrived before 8 and left a little after 11. I now have started to…

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

This club is everything the Astro...

This club is everything the Astro could've been. It's big, clean, and has a great layout. Big stage with two poles, lots of tables and places to sit. It gets busy late here, most of…

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Blackmail?

I ran across this on a stripper's Twitter feed "The founder of tuscl refused to delete the post with my personal info he even went so far as to blackmail me ..." Supposedly her personal info was posted in a club review.…

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Charleston police looking for strip club assault suspect

CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCIV) -- Police are looking for a man they say attacked another person at a Charleston strip club early Saturday morning. According to Charleston police, they are looking for a white man in his mid-20s who is about 6…

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And the beat goes on...

Pastor demands apology from county in strip club feud COSHOCTON[OH] – Pastor Bill Dunfee said the New Beginnings Ministries will not end its protests of a strip club and he wants an apology from the county officials who sent him a…

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Getting older and the changes I've taken in the clubs

When i was first starting to club in my 20"s i didn't have much money but the dances i did get would always give me massive wood with almost a LDk...i was married so as relationships and sex was…

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Post OTC etiquette

So you and a dancer have been meeting outside the club and it's not a business transaction. The two of you definitely aren't a couple but you're not just friends either. Do you continue hanging out at the…

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Strippers enjoy their jorrbz

I dont care what the pink site says, what Ricky wisky faggot boy says or wtf Ever!.....Strippers enjoy what they do..or im at least talking about the ones that make a career out of this. Im becomes"ing more and more convinced…

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Happy Birthday Neil Peart

Sorry, forgot to post this 9.12 http://youtu.be/kOAPd1kfPNk

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Strip Club Accused of Being Prostitution Den Fights to Keep Liquor License

"recounting stories of dancers named Desire and Cat, of drink prices ranging from $28 to $38 to $58, and the alleged extra benefits that accompany the prices." http://www.rcnky.com/articles/2014/09/12/strip-club-accused-being-prostitution-den-fights-keep-liquor-license

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extras in Charlotte strip club

Is there a good club in Charlotte where extras in VIP rooms is readily available..

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Enjoying a Woman

This has always puzzled me in discussions about sex. Some/many guys seem to be content with the simple act of inserting their dick inside a woman and banging away. That's all they need or want from sex. I'm clearly different in…

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Orgasm Responsibility

Not long ago, in one of the threads here, somebody (not sure who) mentioned, rather matter-of-factly, that he always considered each person responsible for their own orgasm. At the time that seemed rather shocking, and at odds with what I've always…

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Hands free or hand action ?

How do you pervs, I mean gentlemen, prefer your blowjobs: a) no hands and all mouth b) hand and mouth action c) no-preference/either-way

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Hypothetical question

So let's say your in the VIP room with a stripper and have some pretty good privacy. There's other people in the room but you are in a corner that's kind of isolated with a 4 foot high wall across…

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Detroit, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, & Toronto Recommendations

Hey guys. Planning a road trip to Detroit (via Miami, Atlanta, Houston, & Toronto) to check out the strip clubs! So please let me know your suggestions for the clubs that offer the biggest bang for the buck!…

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Honeymoon joke of the day

After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love. After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one" The groom went over and slapped her.. "Why did you do that?"…

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kissing thread wit dem twist

I love when a dancer shoves her pussy in my face...i always sniff and give a little dfk....damn im a animal

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Ode to gerorgemicrodong.

"I have a tiny c*ck Like a crooked little finger Everybody else's d*ck Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average Can truly be believed Someone here in this room Must be…

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A limerick for Slick

One day while going for a drive, I saw Slick on the 405, he was smoking Panama Red, while getting some head, he's luckey to be alive!

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Sweettooth Edition

It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a…

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Greased pig

I have run into several entertainers who's skin feels oily to the touch. It has no strong smell and I don't think it is a spray on tan because none of it appears to rub off on me. So what…

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Women more discriminating

A Scientific study of PL: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118953/narcissists-have-sex-more-often "Psychology and human behavior students are taught early on about the famous 1978 study conducted on the Florida State University campus in which volunteer male and female subjects approached other students of the opposite sex and…

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For everyone who is, was, or may be married

Signs that your wife is dead A: The quality of the sex stays the same but the dirty dishes pile up in the kitchen sink The nasty smell no longer comes from just between her legs She stops saying no every time you…

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Something new to offend the virgin loving jihadists among us

The bacon shake. http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2

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Spray On Tan, Begone

The days of glitter might be long gone But spray on tan goes on and on All over my shirt and all over my pants It's part of the hurt that comes with the dance It's part of the pleasure and part of the…

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Hand sanitizer/ rubbing alcohol on penis after sex with strippers/escorts

Does anybody else rub hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol on there dicks after sex with stripper/escort?? Me If I'm in club I'll rub hand sanitizer on my dick then when I get home use rubbing alcohol...the sex is with condom…

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not another kissing thread!!!

I must confess that i seek kissing just as hard as i do for extras...i once dropped $500 for 60 min of dfk

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Topless / Nude Waitresses

I went to the Tilted Kilt for lunch today and a thought crossed my mind. Are there any restaurants/sports bars (not SC) that have topless or nude waitresses? I did a Google search and only came up with one in…

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A Stripper with her Head on Straight

A dancer I've known for years sat down and my table yesterday and told me about her plans for the future. (This girl is not my type and so I've never gotten dances from her.) She said she…

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Trouble finishing off

I went to a strip club last night, I hadn't been to a strip club in about 7 years and had never been to this one. Anyway I got a few lap dances from a few different girls.…

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Sitting beside VIP booths

Has anyone ever say beside the VIP booth just to see what you can hear? I did it once and heard thumping of what I can imagine as a stripper hoe being pounded

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Observing 9/11

Every house in my sub division is displaying a small American flag next to it's mail box. I think the Home Owners Association is responsible for it. I like the thought.

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What Floriduh strippers do after they retire.

An ex-stripper from West Palm Beach and her partner-in-crime managed to swindle more than $200,000 from a 66-year-old California woman, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. Erica Midyette, 30, booked into jail Wednesday, faces charges of money laundering and…

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Bi sexual

Seems like this term pops up quite a bit on here and it's always about females being "BI". I'm sure that there must be Bi males as well but you never hear about them. Do bi females out number bi…

Tales from the club

The main reason all of us go to clubs is for the women, but I have a few other reasons for liking them. I also enjoy some of the weird going-ons. It gives me a chance to see a side of life I wouldn't otherwise. It's also an opportunity to see some pretty entertaining things, especially if you go to a variety of clubs, both low- and high-end. It's also something to do and think about while I'm waiting for the next dance. Here are a few of my favorite stories. Note: These aren't sex stories. There are already some good sex in the club tales on TUSCL. These are more tales of the odd and unusual. A family affair. One…

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Ratings by city

I think it would be great to see the average ratings by city. It would by great for us cross country travellers to better plan our routes when traveling through several states. What do you people think?

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street walkers

Hi im new to this hobby and i would like to know if there are any gorgeous street prostitutes in vancouver or Montreal

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Officially an old man!

Went to Key West yesterday for work, got stuck there and had to stay over night. What did I do, got a room and sacked out. Sad, truly sad!

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Discouraging Leeches

Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city”…

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SJG and cable TV

When your cable goes out, you need an outlet When you need an outlet, you go to TUSCL When you go to TUSCL, you want to show off your creative writing When you show off your creative writing, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SJG Don't be a tool that…

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Floriduh again.

A car thief and his stripper-girlfriend-accomplice attempted to escape handcuffs in the back of a cop car by passing an earring during a kiss. Jonathan Kokontis, 25, and his girlfriend Melissa Elaine Schneider, 27, were arrested on Saturday after trying to…

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Attorney: Boom town strippers' pay short-changed

WILLISTON, N.D. (AP) - A Williston attorney says strip club dancers in the oil boomtown are getting short-changed in pay because they are classified as independent contractors and not employees. The Williston Herald reports (http://bit.ly/1qL9goD ) that Brandon Hale is suing…

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Adding a new club on TUSCL

I just noticed that the feature for adding a club is now phrased, "Add YOUR club" (my emphasis). Previously, it was "Add a club," the best I recall; now it appears that a club owner or manager is…

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Parking lot robbery.

GREENSBORO, N.C. —Police are looking for suspects in connection with an armed robbery and assault reported in the parking lot of a Greensboro strip club early Wednesday. The incident was reported just before 1 a.m. at The Mint at 3006 E.…

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Kissing

Another new thread this morning got me to wondering if kissing/making out is against club rules. It certainly is not against the law. As most of us know kissing is pretty much up to the entertainer. Some do some don't.…

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Did she want to make out?

The dancer got really close to my mouth, and stuck her tongue out so her lips and tongue were like touching my lips but I didn't do anything back because i knew the rules of the club, so she just…

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Add a Stripper Pictures/Video Section?

Since the site has made some changes recently, would you all oppose or be in favor of the site adding a section where pictures and videos of strippers could be posted?

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Stripper sues Cowboys owner for $1mil

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones accused of assault http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/10/us/us-jerry-jones-sex-assault-allegation/index.html "The suit alleges that the owner penetrated Weckerly with his fingers and forced her to touch his genitals without his consent." This allegedly happened in '09, and statute of limitations for sexual assault in Texas…

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Where is the quickview for reviews?

Am I doing something wrong, or has the quickview for the reviews gone away? I really don't want to wade through the recent reviews one at a time; it was better when there was a single page of daily…

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More on changes (message to founder)

I dunno, maybe it's just me....getting used to the changes, but I really dislike the color and font size of the discussion topics. The light blue font on the white background is very difficult to read easily. Once you click on…

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Are you guys experiencing major lag on your mobile devices on this site?

Funny but now I'm not noticing it.

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Pompano or Miami SC (Let's Hang Out)

Hey Guys, Not sure where to go on a Tuesday Night. Let me know where you think is best if you are available to hang out let me know. Thanks,

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Best Tampa Strip Club & Meetup

Hello Tuscl'ers, I'm in Tampa on business and was w

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for my fans

Bagboyjames now has a Facebook page...if you are a true fan and would love to follow him pan handeling for lap dances and extras accross America pm me and i will give you the link...feel free to make fake accounts…

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Las Vegas Crazy Horse Too closed again: What went wrong?

Here is an article from the Las Vegas Sun Newspaper about the famous and infamous Las Vegas Crazy Horse Too, with full credit to the writer Katsilometes. When this club was in it's heyday 10 years ago, it was the top…

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A poem for the strippers

You go up the pole And down the pole You jump up on stage And into our pockets The way that ass shakes is quite amazing That why we come back for more An ode to the strippers keep doing what you do Even if for only…

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More from Floriduh.

On Saturday night, Timothy Dylan Cain had a rendezvous with a prostitute whom he allegedly shot after trying to rob her, according to a police report. A few hours later on Sunday morning, Palm Beach Gardens police say Cain was back…

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pastor called women ‘penis homes’

Megachurch to close after pastor called women ‘penis homes’ Washington Evangelical Church Mars Hill is closing several of its 15 Pacific Northwest locations after a variety of bad press about, and misconduct from its founder, Pastor Mark Driscoll. This is not your…

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The reason I don't go to local strip clubs

John works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she surprises him with a trip for both of them to a local…