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Kissing and the art of kissing

When I get a lapdance, my favorite thing is not sex (I prefer sex OTC). My favorite thing during a lapdance is kissing. Unfortunately I haven't received a lot of kissing in lapdances in my strip clubbing career. I've been…

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Pimples on their butts

I know that a lot of dancers cover up pimples and other imperfections on their face with make up but apparently little is done to cover up the ones on their asses. I guess they can't see them so they…

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Pictures of Dancers

How common is it that you take nude pictures of dancers with their consent? I took nude pics of my ATF, but agreed not to include her face. I want pics of my DS but don't want to…

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Opinions: Are "Sugar Babies" Just a Bunch of Hookers?

Was watching Lisa Ling's episode about Seeking Arrangements on CNN the other day. It was actually hard to make it through to the end just because of the amount of denials on both sides. Sugar Daddies insisting that the "arrangements"…

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What would happen if Shadow Cat were shown on TV in one of his tshirts?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/11/15/shirt-comet-girls-feminism-column/19083607/

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What do you consider extreme ITC extras?

Lena's post about the dude that liked the ol' nutcracker got me thinking about over the top extras. What do you guys consider over the top -- way beyond standard fare like BBBJ or covered FS? I'm not just talking…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Gave Beemer's a shot for the...

Gave Beemer's a shot for the first time on a Saturday night. Entered the club around 9:30 to find only a handful of customers, but a number of dancers out and about. After paying a…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Landed at PBI around noon Thursday,...

Landed at PBI around noon Thursday, and decided to stop for lunch at the Rhino before my afternoon meetings. Overall, I had a good experience. The SR is easy to find; free parking…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Stilettos on a Wednesday...

Stopped by Stilettos on a Wednesday night during a big convention in Atlanta. Patted down at the door and I can’t remember if there was a cover. Small club with a bar on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Back in D, was hoping to...

Back in D, was hoping to find breezy or hotstuff, but they were not where I thought they were. Tried the newly re-opened Chix, too early. Tried Criket at the advice of two…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Outside club looked exceptional. Took a...

Outside club looked exceptional. Took a cab to club since I was visiting from out of town. Paid $10 cover to lovely lady. Inside large club with three dancer poles, but only one was being…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I worked at this club briefly...

I worked at this club briefly when I was traveling through. This is not a bad club. I actually liked the fact that there's a jukebox and a wipe board with the girl's names and…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Visited on a Friday night. ...

Visited on a Friday night. Talked to a dancer who said that Saturday nights are generally a bigger crowd, both for customers and for the number of dancers working. Anyway, there were about 8 dancers…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Kind of knew what to expect...

Kind of knew what to expect with previous reviews so my expectations were tempered. $10 CAD to get in, drafts were $6.25, bottles were more. Nude, but only sort of, there wasn't a big show…

Expose

San Diego, California

Not the best club, but I...

Not the best club, but I happened to go on pornstar night where they have a pornstar on stage. It was pretty cool. Jayden Cole was the girl. She did a couple of dances on…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

My second visit on Oct 31...

My second visit on Oct 31 was eagerly anticipated. It didn't quite match up to my experiences on the previous visit, but only marginally so. The difference was not quite the same number of girls…

The Palace

Frankfurt, Germany

I visited this FKK on my...

I visited this FKK on my second day there, Nov 01. I had read and heard that this club was the best one within the city boundaries so decided to give it a go. Challenged…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is in the TUSCL...

This place is in the TUSCL top 10 so I had to check it out! Visited last Saturday at midnight and it didn't start out great. First, the parking lot was full so I had…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Be careful! I went in there...

Be careful! I went in there just trying to relax and throw some ones on girls. I was approached by a large stripper who told me she wanted to give me a "freebie". I said…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

An early afternoon visit to T's...

An early afternoon visit to T's was interesting enough to motivate a return trip the next time I'm in West Palm. T's is easy to find, a large building on a corner lot with…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

stopped in the place on the...

stopped in the place on the way to harem club, open at noon and a hour hour on beer, got a cheap beer and sat at bar and watched dancers not any…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place out on a Thursday night, I had been to it before many years ago and had seen it change management several times and had heard that they had done…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

As noted, Lusty is not for...

As noted, Lusty is not for the faint of heart. It’s basically an, old, neighborhood bar where you will see the customers on the bar stools getting lapdances (at one point I just stepped…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This club is a serious joke....

This club is a serious joke. Some hot girls, but who likes a drunken mess. Spent time with Krystal. Huge mistake. Hot body, but I don't get hiring girls who cant form a coherent sentence.…

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

I was in Hoboken to visit...

I was in Hoboken to visit my buddy whom I had not seen in quite a while. rather than go to the usual bars out in Hoboken he suggested let's go to this place. I…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited on a Tuesday night, ended...

Visited on a Tuesday night, ended up staying only an hour and had an ok time. This place is still great on a Friday/Saturday nights, but weeknights have been stale and boring. Although the curtains…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I stopped in on a Saturday...

I stopped in on a Saturday around 10 after a Wild game. I see they have a free shuttle to and from select Wild games great way to save on parking. Showed my Harley…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I always seem to have bad...

I always seem to have bad luck with this club. It is right on my way home so it is very tempting to stop with the usual disappointment. The old bar tender Alex has been…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Wow. I went to this...

Wow. I went to this place on a Friday night just before happy hour was ending (either 8:00 or 8:30 PM) - no cover. This is an upscale, standard go-go bar but…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Always seems to have a reliable...

Always seems to have a reliable quality of dancers it terms of looks and talent. Great stage side seating all the emeay around 3 sides, with two poles that go from the floor up…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for work and...

Was in Vegas for work and decided to stop by. I had an early morning meeting, so I had to make a day visit. Because I took a cab, cover was $33.…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Showed up in the late afternoon...

Showed up in the late afternoon and there were around 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls, but there are also some small girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

I visited the Hungry I for...

I visited the Hungry I for the first time last week, during a visit to San Francisco for a conference. I'd signed up for a "free admission" text message (which most North Beach clubs offer), and…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

I have been this place before...

I have been this place before but it has been a while. I came in late afternoon and there was not very many customers when i was there. Probably about 3 others there. I couple…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Before retiring and moving south, I...

Before retiring and moving south, I lived in Essex County NJ not too far from Irvington. Irvington was a dangerous place 20 years ago, and apparently nothing has changed in that regard. After…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by Hip Hugger on Friday...

Stopped by Hip Hugger on Friday on my way through Kokomo en route to Indianapolis. The location is not convenient to find, but at the same time not very hard to find. This place has…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Venus Video today. Luckily...

I went to Venus Video today. Luckily the hottest stripper, Nadiya, was there and my luck doubled since it was noon-to-midnight, half-price Sunday (What? You thought I’d be in church?). I started with her (now-$10.00) glass show…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

This place is a hole in...

This place is a hole in the wall type strip club. It is topless only. The private dance area is the size of a large closet and is made up of about eight individual benches…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I tend to prefer this club...

I tend to prefer this club in Seattle because you can sit next to the stage. As always, be careful when you drive into the parking lot. There's a deep drainage grate where you can…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

Stopped by for a little while...

Stopped by for a little while this evening. It was right at shift change snd just missed out on a couple of hot dayshift girls. One blond with dreads and huge natural tits. Very hot.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to the Foxy Lady for...

Went to the Foxy Lady for the first time ever on Saturday night. I have been to the Brockton location a handful of times. For starters it is nothing like the Brockton one.…

Saint Pete's Exotic Show Bar

Edmonton, Alberta

visited...

visited Saint petes last week, for the first time in awhile, wasnt too busy, as got there around 6pm, ordered some food, and a drink, and a stage show finally…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

Decided to check out Diamonds this...

Decided to check out Diamonds this weekend, and it wasnt great. First of all they had a strange dress code, as my buddy couldnt get in, as he was wearing Nike pants, which i…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This club is good. Probably better...

This club is good. Probably better than others in the area girls look good. Some have skills and others don't care. Would be better without ca laws. There is a bar in the same complex…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went to Deja Vu in the...

Went to Deja Vu in the City of Industry after a long hiatus. Parking lot was pretty full but was able to find a spot. They sometimes cone off some spaces for other establishments…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It was a typical hot saturday...

It was a typical hot saturday afternoon. I was walking alone along the road while the family was at the mall. Stopped in for some well needed AC and a beer. I…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Stopped in after work to see...

Stopped in after work to see how the new club is...has changed to Tiffany's remodel consists of a thorough cleanup some different lighting and new VIP rooms in the back old booths are gone. Layout…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I decided to roll into Bogart's...

I decided to roll into Bogart's after a great early football game at another beer and pizza bar, for a beer and boobs celebration of my team's win. For a Sunday afternoon the vibe…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I visited The Harlem twice in...

I visited The Harlem twice in late October on Wed and Thurs evenings. Cover was $5. Drinks included full bar and were moderately priced. The club is a topless club. There is onsite parking. The club…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Went to Diamond Dolls at about...

Went to Diamond Dolls at about 1 am, which is quite a bit later than I normally do. I think a lot of the best dancers were just chilling in the dressing room at…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

After trips to The Horns and...

After trips to The Horns and The White Horse, (both nearby) my friend and I ended up in here for an hour or so before going back to The Horns. As ever you'll get no…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Somewhat new to the strip club...

Somewhat new to the strip club scene only starting back in Aug. of 2014 but after coming in a few times and recently attended an event they held which featured Cindy Starfall and Kaylani Lei,…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I went by the club around...

I went by the club around Saturday night at 730pm, they had just open, paid the $16 door fee and went in. one of the dancers a small dark haired girl came over and took…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I decided that my last night...

I decided that my last night in Tampa for this trip would be at Scarlett's at Ybor Strip, I arrived around 530p, paid my $10 fee and went in, on the floor was two black…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I won't go into the setup...

I won't go into the setup of the place it has been reviewed before. The night I went it was pretty dead which is surprising for a Saturday night but it could of been that…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Showed up on a Friday night...

Showed up on a Friday night around 8pm, I was one of three customers with about ten dancers. Most 4's, one 6, a 7, and one 9. The nine, a gorgeous blond…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped in on a Friday night...

Stopped in on a Friday night just before midnight after I had been out having fun with friends. Show my membership card that has long expired but the security guy didn't look that closely at…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to the HiLiter Saturday...

I went to the HiLiter Saturday afternoon after the first time in a while. Some things haven't changed - dances along the wall are still overpriced at $15, and other things have changed. Among the…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

The place itself was pretty large...

The place itself was pretty large and spacious, with lots of nice comfy sofas and chairs. The lighting was good - not too dark and not too bright. There were totally 4 dancers (3 black, 1…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Decided to hit up this old...

Decided to hit up this old joint again. Arrived around 9:30 pm and noticed the parking lot was kinda empty. Went in and quickly realized why. There were only 3 girls on shift, and they…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Goosebumps is lude, crude and black....

Goosebumps is lude, crude and black. It is a $10 cover to get in an $5 beers. Very dark inside and every body is black. I’m an old white guy and…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I visited the club about 8:00...

I visited the club about 8:00 on a Friday night. When I first arrived there were a number of customers, but it didn't seem busy since the club is rather big. They had…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Terrible. I walked in, and was at...

Terrible. I walked in, and was at least greeted nicely by the bartender after paying a $7 cover. In hind site, that seems pricey for a place like this with such marginal talent. It…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Terrible. I walked in, and was at...

Terrible. I walked in, and was at least greeted nicely by the bartender after paying a $7 cover. In hind site, that seems pricey for a place like this with such marginal talent. It…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

I had a crappy time here...

I had a crappy time here on a Monday night. There were probably 15 dancers, a few of whom were very attractive. And, they had a crowd - so kudos to the Hollywood…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

What a waste of money and...

What a waste of money and time! No self parking unless you valet so I parked across the street. Since it was BYOB picked up 6 pack next door then I headed to the club.…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

This club has changed it's name...

This club has changed it's name to RocVenus. No cover on a Wednesday afternoon, and new - very attentive - management. This could be a good thing, but given the track record of this club,…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Was across the street from this...

Was across the street from this club at a hotel and decided to check it out. If not for this site, would not have known it was a strip club - it isn't obvious from…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I like Bar Tropical a lot....

I like Bar Tropical a lot. It is affiliated with Hong Kong, but features a much more relaxed and laid-back atmosphere. I spent five days in TJ in September, and hit Tropical at…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

As we all know, YMMV, but...

As we all know, YMMV, but I went on Friday Night around 1am. It was pretty busy. I used the limo service, which i thought would grant me no cover charge. Apparently…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

Don't be put off by the...

Don't be put off by the aggressive hawkers outside of Playboy. It took me until my third trip to TJ to gather up the muster to blow past these guys and see what was…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chicago Club, unfortunately, is a mere...

Chicago Club, unfortunately, is a mere shell of it's former self. It used to be one of the hottest clubs in La Zona Norte, and (even a year or two ago) did provide a good selection…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

El Dulce Gabanna is the sleeper...

El Dulce Gabanna is the sleeper club of the year in La Zona Norte in my book. I've been a fan for a couple of years now, ever since I met an incredible 19-year-old…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Sometimes I am so stupid. If you...

Sometimes I am so stupid. If you read my past reviews on this club, I warn you to watch out for the hustle...well this last weekend I fell victim, maybe it was too much Whiskey, maybe…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Las Chavelas is not where you...

Las Chavelas is not where you will find a super-hottie trophy dancer to take upstairs. Go to one of the clubs next door for that. But, if you go down that route -…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

This is a tourist rip-off joint....

This is a tourist rip-off joint. Simple as that. You will find it by being approached by a hawker on Ave Revo, and then led under an awning and upstairs into the club. The…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went on a Sunday night...

I went on a Sunday night since a few friends of mine lived near by. There were three girls working when we walked in, but the third girl left soon after we arrived. Of the…

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Using company computers to access TUSCL

Do any of you do this? When I was working that would have been grounds for firing but couldn't happen anyway because the IT people had massive content filters on all internet access.

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OT - Prevelance of ADD in strip club hounds

Not playing "dr Phil", but curious if anyone else had ADD or similar diagnosis in their past? Interestingly one of the cute Follies girls that danced for me last Tuesday was sharing that she still struggled with it.…

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10 Million in Back Pay

So this comes up again. Are dancers at a club independent contractors or employees? A NYC Judge was convinced of the latter and ordered a judgment of at least 10m in back pay for 2000 past and present…

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The meet and greet at Follies today

It turned out to be a respectable showing. besides myself Papi_Chulo, snowtime, chandler, Verybigdawg, joewebber & Thekingof32 were in attendance. I enjoyed talking to the guys in between getting dances and I finally bailed out at 6:30 after doing…

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OT: Triangle of Economic DOOM

You know that when minds with the track record for accuracy and objectivity of Fox News, The Economist, and our very own stevie-girl are all in agreement on economic matters then it must be so. Right now they are all…

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Was he majoring in animal husbandry?

Fresno State Student Was Stressed Out Over Midterms So He Fucked A Sheep. Yes, A SHEEP. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/fresno-state-student-banged-sheep/

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A cold clubnvironmental factors that were buzzkill to good clubbing?

The polar vortex has hit again and here in Minneapolis we're stuck in January-type temperatures. I went to the local Daja Vu and the place was pretty cold inside. Most of the girls were wearing leggings or stockings. Many…

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Where are the hot girls?

In the area you live, where do you see the most hot girls? Strip clubs? Nightclubs? Bars? Work? School? Beaches? Mall? Other? I live in the Portland area, and I would probably have to say strip clubs. I know seeing naked…

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Latinas and Asians in Indy

Does anyone know where any good looking or just Latina or Asians dancers work in Indianapolis? Thanks for the information up gentlemen!

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5 worse retards on tuscl

Who are the 5 worse retards on tuscl? 1. crazyjoe 2. steve229 3. zipman68 4. Dougster 5. mikeya02 And that retard asshole Juice gets honerable mention for being such a retard and gettin mikeya02 to kiss his ass. Who do you reterded asshole think is a…

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secret to feeling good

1) Take a huge shit 2) Take a shower 3) Go to your favorite Strip Club

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Is this wrong?

I hardly told this story to my coworkers because I was worried it would put me in trouble but this is what happened to me in the club on one of our slow nights.A decent looking guy walks in,surveys our…

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A bowling ball for Juice

Let's face it, I doubt the poor guy ever found a bowling ball he could stuff his mitts into. You guys wanna chip in and get Juice a custom made ball? I think it.s a nice gesture

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why women in relationships should be more accepting of their men going to strip

Explain it to me.

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We do not negotiate with terrorists?

Or do we? Our company was hit with the Cryptowall virus and the cyber terrorists are demanding $1000 to unlock the files. I'm not an IT guy. I'm in operations, so I say in on the meetings. The majority…

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OT: Bloomberg: Microsoft's Headband Helps the Blind to 'See'

Technological advances like this are a great example of just how DOOMED we are (just like Steve-girl said) and how bleak the "future" is looking: http://bloom.bg/1xD5GkF

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Sex is very low on a woman's list of priorities: A good night's sleep, money and

Why am I not surprised? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2834951/Sex-low-woman-s-list-priorities-good-night-s-sleep-money-technology-preference-making-love.html

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Whoops

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realises her mistake, she looks…

Pyramid of Pleasure

East St. Louis, Illinois

I hadn't trekked to this place...

I hadn't trekked to this place in quite some time, (in fact, the last time I made the "journey" it was still The Crystal Palace!) but they have definitely "expanded". Now, it's got 2 separate areas,…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Second time visited Headliners tonight. Better...

Second time visited Headliners tonight. Better than last time. Met Brittany: super sweet, energetic, but fun when you ask for a private dance or a theme room. Great time with the theme room. 10 minutes…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse Club is your prototypical upscale...

Penthouse Club is your prototypical upscale Detroit club. Mandatory valet ($7) and expensive drinks ($8.75 beers) offset by a very nice interior and a top notch experience. There are shot girls, but they're not overly…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Friend of mine was in town...

Friend of mine was in town and he wanted to see pussy so we went to Pure Gold since the next closes nude club is Greensboro. Parked across the street at the train station (not…

Baby Dolls

King, North Carolina

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to this club and it is a solid seven. There were six white female dancers this evening. It was an evenly mixed crowd of about 14 people (three…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Went here to kill some time...

Went here to kill some time and hang out with friends. The place is def a hit or miss minda of place, of the about 6 dancers only 2 were smoking hot and 1 was…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Hey, Fellas. I’m going to make...

Hey, Fellas. I’m going to make this review super simple for anyone thinking about going to this club or those who haven’t been to this club in a while. I arrived at this club on…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

B.S.C. is back to its old...

B.S.C. is back to its old naughty tricks! All clubs go through ups and downs, FINALLY they are on the up swing. Dropped by on Thurs. afternoon, damn the place is still so…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was told about the club by...

Was told about the club by a gentleman on the strip. He called a limo for us and we waited about half an hour for it to show up. It showed up and it took…

Crissy's Lounge

Elyria, Ohio

This place is relatively close to...

This place is relatively close to where I live , so I figured I'd give it another shot. Physical layout of the club is always the same . Bartenders are always nice and nice to…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This was one of my favorite...

This was one of my favorite strip club visits anywhere. I had a fantastic time. A couple were sitting next to me and while the wife was buying hubby lapdances I got friendly with her.…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I visited Scarlett's recently and did...

I visited Scarlett's recently and did have a good time there. The cover charge is $10 and drinks are $5-7. The club atmosphere is cozy and the dance stage is in the middle elevated and…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

First time at a Maine strip...

First time at a Maine strip club and this club definitely made me happy. Entrance was 8 bucks which was reasonable. I came at 7 which was fortunately happy hour. I was able to order…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I decided to check out GoGo...

I decided to check out GoGo Rama Friday 4:00pm since there is so many good reviews about the location. It was not difficult to find location using the address on site on my gps. There…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

I like to visit clubs around...

I like to visit clubs around Wisconsin; I am trying out as many as I can as I travel around the state. I prefer the slightly-seedy with a mix of looks and body types to…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

We ended up here on a...

We ended up here on a Friday night. Can't miss the neon pink sign! There was no cover, only $3 to park and drinks were free until 9! There was also a free buffet, but…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

So i was in the area...

So i was in the area and googled the closest strip club and this came up. i used my GPS to get here but for some reason it took me to a place 2 miles…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't know how many girls...

I don't know how many girls where there. But there was a lot. I always love this place and enjoy my time. I dropped a lot of money and left with a…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Had a great time here last...

Had a great time here last night. Probably one of my better SC visits. Arrived with a few friends, $10 cover on Friday night. Nice clean setup inside, medium-sized club with a…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this place before when in the area since I always stopped a few hundred feet down the road, which happened to be my first stop. I should have stayed there…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Scammer alert! I'm passing this on...

Scammer alert! I'm passing this on from a friend. Beware of Katie, short, a little heavy with curly hair. She's running a scam where she promises a special time in VIP then asks for her…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Pretty small spot. Dancers are pretty...

Pretty small spot. Dancers are pretty hot. One approached me to tip her and another dancer and grabbed a handful of ass while I did. Crowd seems like old dudes who spend all their time…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

On a cold night in Minneapolis,...

On a cold night in Minneapolis, Choice was very quiet for after midnight on a Friday night. But I went to a few other clubs earlier and they were quiet, too. But that was great…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I come here often, it's a...

I come here often, it's a nice club. Huge, with some private areas where you can get dances that are not in front of the main area. Also, there are booths where you can get…

Red Rooms

Holborn, England

Went to red room fairly late...

Went to red room fairly late on a Saturday night at 2am after a house party. The entrance is 20GBP and you still have to pay for drinks once inside. The club is over two…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My birthday is Monday and DVD...

My birthday is Monday and DVD allows you free cover within seven days of yr birthday so I figured I had a low-risk chance to stop in and see if the formerly great Vu…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

As others have said, the club...

As others have said, the club is spacious and fairly nice on the inside with three stages (two large and a smaller one). On the Wednesday that I went, only the one main stage…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Basics: -No Cover -$3.50 for a Yuengling -$20 Dances This...

Basics: -No Cover -$3.50 for a Yuengling -$20 Dances This place has the look of a run down neighborhood bar with two small stages in the middle (they have multi-color illuminated floors! How very Saturday Night Fever.).…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Since I have the only membership...

Since I have the only membership in are friend base whenever someone wants to hit the paradise they call me.I don't mind since I always have a blast there.people have probably said its a membership…

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I predict hundreds of people dying of shootings at/near Club O in Harvey, Il.

As it appears, Club O Gentlemen's Club in Harvey, Illinois isn't going to stop spreading itself all over until it's entire parking lot is a mountain of rotting corpses. They have a new billboard ad. It reads; "Club…

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Panama City 2(PM)er.

PANAMA CITY — Five people have been arrested in the wake of an afternoon strip club beating, the Panama City Police Department announced Friday. When officers arrived at Bambi’s Dollhouse, 2915 E. Fifth St., at about 2:30 p.m., they found a…

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Do you tip more?

I only go to nude clubs and while in the past the dancing ability of the girls has not been great lately I've noticed they don't even pretend anymore. Club after club it's pretty much walk around, lay down, spread,…

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Finally, some believable information ...

on when women reach their sexual peak. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2835218/Do-women-best-sex-lives-26-New-research-shatters-belief-female-sexual-peak-happens-35.html

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This must be some kind of a strip club first. So if you're in Atlanta tonight.

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/27387679/strip-club-were-throwing-a-party-for-the-mayor-and-council

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Eastern European Dancers

I see so many comments, and hear so much stuff in clubs, about Eastern European dancers that I thought that I'd share my observations relating to them. What's funny is the divergence of opinions about them. On this board, you'll…

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Reliable Strippers

Deaf blind weathermen are more reliable than any stripper! They know they have a sought after commodity and they use that leverage. Anyone ever found a consistently reliable stripper?

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The Last OTC Between You and Me

Our journey has come to the end of the road Just as I came and dumped my last load A load full of punch and sure hard to follow It'll be my last load that she'll ever swallow Yes, we had good times but…

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Yeah. Take your GF with you to the strip club. :)

SALISBURY — A New York man and his New Hampshire girlfriend learned the hard way that getting too frisky in a strip club can get you in hot water with authorities. Daniel J. Tromp, 28, of Saugerties,…

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Would you notice

a woman walking on the sidewalk with no pants on? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834172/She-freezing-Model-parades-New-York-NAKED-painted-jeans-social-experiment-notices.html

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I'm kinda like this guy

Most days, I am a mild mannered businessman. But at night, when I'm in the strip club, I'm Superman. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/meet-men-sex-strangers-babies/story?id=26870643

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Consider these the next time you take a stripper on vacation

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/vacation-breasts-big-thing-plastic-surgery/story?id=26832018

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OT: Sorry Kim K, Sir Mix-A-Lot says JLo still has the best butt

"the world’s foremost expert, Sir Mix-a-Lot...thinks Kim’s famous silhouette is admirable, but the crown still belongs to J. Lo. In fact, the rapper says it was Lopez’s moves as a Fly Girl on the 90s show In Living Color that…

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"I See Globally Doomed Millenails (GDMs). They're Everywhere! They Don't Even Kn

DOOMED! Because stevie-girl and The Economist said so. Absolutely DOOMED!

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Peculiar tastes in foods

We all have peculiar tastes in women, I'm guessing it's the same for food I like mustard on scrambled eggs Sometimes I like butter on steaks...sometimes just ketchup I like peanut butter and butter sandwiches I like butter on saltine crackers I sometimes put hot…

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OT: Really Steve? The Best You Can Do? "You Went to a Bar! HAHAHA - What a Loser

Stevie-girl must really have given up, if all he can fire at me now is - "you went to a bar! HAHA! What kind of a loser are you?" I guess it's the txtittyfan progression: a) see me state a position that…

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Audtions

Did all the young girls quit to attend nursing school? http://youtu.be/ryJBmwzYfaM

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OT: Great economic news for footballguy - women like yoga pants!!

"Another play, and this one I'm long, Lululemon (LULU). Shares were up 5% yesterday on word that women like yoga pants. The stock is up 15% in three months and it's STILL negative for the year. This is a battleground name…

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Stripper fight in Myrtle Beach

A 24-year-old woman told Myrtle Beach police that she was assaulted with a high heel shoe while inside a gentleman’s club bathroom early Thursday, according to a police report. The victim was being treated at Grand Strand Regional Medical Center when…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

FULTON COUNTY, GA (CBS46) - Police are trying to figure out who shot and killed a strip club customer early Thursday morning. According to Fulton County police, officers responded at about 1 a.m. to a call of a person shot…

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fuccc des bitches

Fukkk dem

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Lunchtime boozing - Strip Club or Regular Bar?

With the economic boom and our $350k/yr jobs, we're all under a lot of work related pressure, so naturally we need a few stiff drinks at lunch to get us through the rest of the work day. So which do…

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Poll: Do you like to go to regular bars by yourself and eavesdrop on hot young

Do you guys and gal still go to regular bars? I do, but when I go it's with family members, co-workers, or my SB. But now I've heard some TUSCLers like to go to regular bars alone so they can…

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Hedy Lamarr -- sexy, sexy, sexy

All this talk about chicks in the Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials got me thinking about a real sex symbol -- Hedy Lamarr. Would have been 100 on the 9th. Skinny dippin' and acting out an orgasm on screen in the frickin'…

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OT: Some Millenials Not Listening To, Indeed, Even Mocking Stevie-Girl!

Was having lunch at the bar the other day, and overheard a couple of millennials talking about the economy. Now first of all, according to stevie-girl, millenials are oblivious about such things, so that was kind of like WTF right…

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Believe it or not, Dougster is right about being doomed!

Fuck these economic predictions. Did you know the sun will become a red giant and boil or potentially even swallow up the earth. We only have 'bout 5 billion years left. Sucks! And the whole universe may be in a false…

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2AM Consequences

Man who killed outside NE Portland strip club gets 15 years http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/man_who_shot_killed_outside_no.html

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OT: Have any of you watched the Honey Boo Boo show?

I'm only asking because things seem even more fucked up with that family than I thought: www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/honey-boo-boos-family-seems-fucked-up/ (OK...super obvious URL) I did not pay that much attention when there were reports of Honey Boo Boo's mom dating a released pedophile. But it…

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More women should visit strip clubs

What do you think about women going to strip clubs?

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slaux.pas = good laughs

OMG - you want a good laugh read slaux.pas's responses to members' posts - hilarious! If you're not a retard (like he says) then you can read between the lines of his satire and the dude has some pretty…

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OT: Canadian Millenials Also DOOMED!

"Young people are on pace for the biggest annual jobs increase since 2002, Statistics Canada data show. In September and October, employment in the youth category -- 15 years old to 24 years old -- increased by a combined 47,400,…

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OT: And still they couldn't break our spirit and resolve !

They threw everything at us but couldn't break us ! http://bombsight.org/#14/51.5050/-0.1724

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hotness

Have you ever been talking to a hot dancer you really want dances from and suddenly you have hot air trying to come out your ass? And your in pain? A. Do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and…

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Charlotte NC 2AMer

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A woman was hit by a bullet after an argument outside an uptown strip club early Wednesday morning. Charlotte-Mecklenburg police said a woman was hit by a bullet after an argument between two men in the Uptown Cabaret…

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Strip Clubs are Illegal????

I was looking at strip clubs for a recent trip to San Franciscoly SF clubs suck ( horribly overpriced and mostly clothed lap dances) which may explain SJG's fascination with AMPs. So I started looking at clubs in nearby…

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Spinners or tall gals

When getting a lap dance from a stripper, do you prefer short (spinners) or taller girls. For me, it all depends on the height of the chair or stool where I am at. Don't get me wrong, I…

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Tilted Kilt Tranny

Stopped in to grab some Fish & Chips, a few cold ones, while checking out a few "hot ones" and sports on TV. Those who have been gto a Tilted Kilt establishment know that the waitstaff and bartenders are accentuating…

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The Second Thing I Have to Wonder About Stevie-Girl...

When you read the "guy's" reviews, you find no mention of extras. In fact, "nipple play" seems like big accomplishment to him. So WTF is he even going to strip clubs for? I guess it's to hear music with…

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Princess Leia Walking Through NY for 10 Hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4

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Pittsburgh Clubs. Ugh

I mentioned a few months back that I moved from Arizona (where the Phoenix clubs are both cheap and high mileage) to Pittsburgh, which offers neither cheap dances nor high mileage. Needless to say, I'm having a hard time adjusting…

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2nd thing you check out at a new club?

I'm betting the first thing we all check out at a new club is how hot the dancers are. So what's the 2nd thing you check out: a. Time a couple songs, see if the DJ is cutting them short b.…

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OT: The only 18 seconds of Fox News with watching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14VKb72dH0

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Joke of the night

What does Madonna and the Titantic have in common? They both went down with over a thousand men

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OK Ranukam Road Trip.

When you think of a strip club, you probably envision women with enhanced breasts and toned bodies tearing off what little clothing they have to a popular dance song. And you’d be right. Except if you were at a strip…

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Where else but Floriduh?

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A Melbourne man offered to pay an undercover female police officer $3 and a chicken dinner in exchange for sex, according to police. Steven Torres, 32, was arrested Thursday in Sanford on charges of soliciting prostitution. According…

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Training Course Proposed for Strippers on the Side Effects of their Profession

I don't usually post news items about dancers or strip clubs, but this one seemed TUSCL-worthy: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/11/10/3481369/pierce-county-council-advances.html?sp=/99/296/

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[OT] Japan Poised To Collapse Global Economy

That article that steve229 quoted from The Economist is proving to be spooky accurate. In it, it cited Japan as one of the primary risks to the global economy. In about the two weeks since then the Nikkei is up…

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OT: More great economic news: Millennials aren't saving a dime!

"Cash-strapped millennials are slipping into the red. People younger than 35 are not saving money, according to a study by Moody's Analytics. In fact, their savings rate has dipped to negative 2%, meaning that they're spending more than they have." http://money.cnn.com/2014/11/10/pf/millennials-negative-savings/ Probably…

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Disney shafting - a happy ending

My sister-in-law finally got the real story on her pension issue. Apparently, the first person to "explain" it to her did a poor job of it. The way it all shook out, she had retirement credits well in excess of…

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New change to logging off.

I just took a 5 hour break for dinner & TV and when I came back, I was still logged on. I like that.

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Hottest women currently (in your opinion)

Right now who are the three hottest women to you? They have to be at least semi-famous, models, actresses, pornstars, singers etc. This is not a lifetime achievement award, they have to be hot in your right now, not 20…

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Broke off engagement/bareback sex

If you remember a little over a month ago I told you about my engagement. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31091 Well after thinking about it and getting some advice from lots of people (including Corvus), I decided to break it off. I…

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hi

How do you fuck or suck on someone?

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Strippers sue to prevent identity disclosure

Kinda surprised this wasn't posted here, unless I missed it: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-29946114 Kinda interesting, as they require that same ID here in some counties.

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Berlin at Club Atlantis in Philly?

Does anyone know if there is a dancer at Club Atlantis in Philly who goes by "Berlin"? I got dances from her during my first visit to this club about a year ago but I haven't been back since.…

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TUSCL Ratpack

Yes, kinda silly but..........who would they be? Frank Sinatra=? Dean Martin=? Sammy Davis Jr.= (lol, a no brainer for me) Joey Bishop=? Peter Graves=?

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Corpus Christi 2AMer.

CORPUS CHRISTI - An argument over the cover charge at a strip club turned violent Sunday morning when an angry customer shot the club's bouncer, according to a Corpus Christi police news release. A club bartender called police about 1…

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OT: credit card fraud

Think it can't happen to you? I never gave it a thought until this morning when I discovered 3 charges to my Visa card that I had not made. 3 different grocery stores on the same day for a total…

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San Antonio 2AMer

SAN ANTONIO - A man showed up with a gunshot wound at a Southwest Side hospital early Monday morning. Police say they were initially called out to a strip club on New Laredo Highway near South Zarzamora at about 5a.m. When they…

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The Velvet Vise

Business-wise and health-wise my life is deep in the shitter. Not being accustomed to dealing with depression and despair I have been reminiscing about the happy times in my life. Re-living some of my experiences in this hobby is a…

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Wow...just wow! With odds for the future...

Woke up this morning to discover that slaux_pas has gone full-bore psycho on me. I shit you not, there were like ten PMs from that moron. Just deleted the majority. Read the first two -- same bullshit about how I…

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One Thing I Have to Wonder About Stevie-Girl...

How can the girl live in Washington, DC and be so oblivious to the way the media operates? I mean she hasn't clued in yet that quoting headlines does not exactly give you the most accurate read on anything? In…

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[OT] Friday Marked Longest String of Monthly Jobs Gains Since 1980

Exactly what you would expect for an economy that sucks as bad as steve229 and everyone else on this board says it does. The economy truly must suck to generate that kind of streak.

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[OT] China Poised to Bring Down the Global Economy

Oh dear, it looks like that article that stevie-girl quoted from The Economist was right. (British economists always get it right, after all.) Shanghai Composite was up over 2% last night putting it up close to 20% YTD now.…

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Stripper Transition

If your favorite stripper decides to escort full-time and quit stripping, would it effect you positively, negatively or no big difference? Since I try to establish a report where OTC is in the future, and I prefer OTC to…

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You, A Stripper, and Pregnancy

Anybody here ever get a stripper, or maybe an escort, pregnant? If so, care to discuss the details? As for your little brother, that answer is a negative.

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OT: Signs of the economic boom: Chef creates world's most expensive burger

Of course it's wagyu! "A London restaurant claims to have created the world's most expensive burger, embellished with gold leaf, lobster and caviar. The wagyu beef and venison dish, priced at £1,100, took three weeks to develop and has been…

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BEST WHITE COLLAR CLUB IN LEXINGTON

What, in your opinion, do you feel is the best club... white collar.. club in Lexington?

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Strippers and Cocaine Save Lives

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

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Although some dancers are ROBs; they do hate it when someone fucks w/ their $$$

As sands through the hourglass; so are the days of stripperweb: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?195996-I-feel-so-stupid!

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Minor tweaks I’d like to see to current TUSCL interface

1) since we can’t have photos anymore; at least it would be nice to be able to see a full-size view of a TUSCLer’s avatar – in the past when one clicked on a TUSCLer’s profile; they were able to…

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Female custies allowed in club but not allowed to get dances ?

From a recent review of St James in Houston: “… I arrived at St James after midnight on a Saturday night with my male friend. We were greeted warmly at the door by a manager. Cover was $15 each. Women don't…

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IDK but I found this a bit redundant

From a recent review: “… I had heard about this place for a while so I decided to check it out on November 8th. I got there around 11:30. If you've never been you have to pay a $20 cover charge…

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Smoke Machine

Personally – I hate SCs that do that smoke machine crap. Personally – I don’t see any need for it whatsoever. The only thing it does for me is irritate my eyes and further obscure the view of the ladies. Any of your…

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Jail work release program lets woman with 2 DUIs work in Atlanta SC

Jail work release program lets woman with 2 DUIs work in SC. Two points: 1. She looks a lot better dolled up and 2. How the f*ck did I find this before the master Shadow? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/jail-work-release-program-lets-woman-2-duis-work-b/nh3Zk/

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JANET JACKSON WILL STRAIGHT-UP DEFLOWER DUDES WITH MID-CONCERT LAP DANCES

http://www.playboy.com/articles/janet-jackson-on-stage-lap-dance?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Facebook_Janet