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Happy Birthday Tommy

Here's to 87 years, Tommy Lasorda.

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Have you experienced this ?

Anything can happen in strip clubs and I’m sure almost anything has. Besides the assumption that it can, and probably has, happened; are you personally aware of a dancer and a bouncer working in collusion to rip off custies? The following recent…

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And your worried when you can't get it up a second time?

Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse. Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who…

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Happy Autumnal Equinox!

Fall is my favorite season - Football, Cheerleaders, Oktoberfest, Halloween, Thanksgiving... Time for some candy corn and pumpkin spice latte, lol

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The Rise and Fall of the Motor City Stripper

To all my fellow Motor City Madmen: After a rather lame visit to the "D", and visiting the majority of the top-level clubs (Penthouse, Flight Club, Players, and Coliseum) on both the day and night shifts, I was chatting with a…

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Hottest women

In all of your travels, which city had the hottest women? I'm not talking about strippers specifically, I'm just talking about the women in general. I've been to LA, Vegas, Seattle, Houston, Dallas etc. I would have to say Houston had…

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Meaty digit joke

What would you call Lopaw if she had Duke's sausage fingers? Well hung!

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Add a club website?

I noticed that a club that I have been to is missing it's website but I don't see any way to add it. Am I missing somethings?

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From the real world to the strip club

Have you ever seen a civilian outside the club and wish you could see what she looks like in a stripper outfit in the strip club? There is this girl at my work that is exactly my type (beautiful face, tan,…

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For you boob lovers. This story is from Floriduh of course.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/jasmine-tridevil-the-woman-with-three-breasts/story-fnjck634-1227066715458

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From Pole to Pulpit, a Club and a Church Do Battle

This story of a battle between a church and a strip club has been trending for a week or two, and now the New York Times is covering it! http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/22/us/22pastor.html?module=Search&mabReward=relbias%3Aw%2C%7B%221%22%3A%22RI%3A9%22%7D

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by my favorite OC...

I stopped by my favorite OC club yesterday. After paying the entrance fee and getting hassled by the drink girl, I settled in to watch the show. This is a clean and dark club…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came here on a lunch hour...

Came here on a lunch hour visit, and only 3 other people during my hour here. Thought the daytime cover was a bit much which includes a $11 bottle of water. Bartender tries to get…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

have been to this club i...

have been to this club i think just too many times. everytime i come in i expect something better but it never comes. usuals 10 dollar cover with vip ticket. you just take a seat…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

In the area once or twice...

In the area once or twice a year & try to stop by this club... it's sure improved from a few years ago. Very clean and seems to be well run. The dance…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Well the first thing that stands...

Well the first thing that stands out with this club is that the local law forces them to have two separate areas with separate entrances. One entrance is for regular bar service, complete with…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Have visited this club a few...

Have visited this club a few times and always have a good time. Club opens at 6 daily. Usually picks up about 1 hr after opening. Sundays are good because floor dances…

XTC Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This time I was going out...

This time I was going out on a limb because it was a Wednesday. The place opens at 4 and I went around 5. So, it was midweek, and not even night time so my…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Been a while since I was...

Been a while since I was in town; so when I was - stopped in. Only 2 or 3 guys. The dancers were glad to have another customer and treated me well.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Stopped in here - knowing I...

Stopped in here - knowing I could always find a girl of my liking and hopefully get a good lapdance. There are lot of fake boobs, but many of the real-boobed are awesome.…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

I was in town and hadn't...

I was in town and hadn't been here for quite some time. Glad I stopped in. Only about 5 dancers, and only 1 other afternoon customer. Therefore I had each one approach…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Stopped in - the place is...

Stopped in - the place is a little rundown, but the girls are always friendly. A shape for everyones liking, from a spinner to soft big butts. I can usually get great dances…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

I used to come by this...

I used to come by this club fairly often. It's hard to find because it's in an industrial area down a street you wouldn't really think to turn down. Overall, the talent at this place…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Haven't been in Showplace for a...

Haven't been in Showplace for a long while, so I came back on a Saturday .... Just to see what's new.... Oh man, was I disappointed: $20 cover, still no-booze. The girls have gone way…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Landing strip is a curious club....

Landing strip is a curious club. On the way to the airport so this trip, I stopped in for the first time before flying out on business. The club looked fairly clean and not that smoky.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Very unique entrance to this club....

Very unique entrance to this club. Located in West Philly, on U of P campus. Go down the steps into the club entrance. Often homeless guys hanging outside. Girls are mostly…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I seeem to be comfortable going...

I seeem to be comfortable going to OGE versus the other higher action clubs like Follies, Shooters and others in ATL. I think it becasue the club is clean, open enviroment and appears to…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped by with a group of...

Dropped by with a group of friends on a Sunday night. Group of us arrived after 1am. Still pretty packed and busy and we took the complimentary limo from our hotel. Were immediately greeted and…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I visited Thorobred Lounge at around...

I visited Thorobred Lounge at around 6pm about 2 weeks ago. Around the 10th of the month. It was almost completely empty. The lights around the stage weren't even turned on. There were 2 "dancers"…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stopped by Dancers at 10:00pm...

I stopped by Dancers at 10:00pm on a Saturday.The large well lit free parking lot was about 75% full.Upon entering I paid $7 cover and they weren't scanning IDs.Even though there was a good…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Stopped by after the Mayweather fight...

Stopped by after the Mayweather fight at about 2am. The Police presence was heavy but that's not a problem for me. The parking lot was packed so I knew what what to expect inside. The…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Was in the area and stopped...

Was in the area and stopped in Leather and Lace to check it out. Club is very small. Not very many dancers on shift. There were about 3 maybe 4 dancers on shift.…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

Why I suggested this place I...

Why I suggested this place I have no frickin idea. Was in Wilkes Barre to see a friends band at bar, show ended about 11 and a couple of guys wanted to see some…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Went here on a Monday night...

Went here on a Monday night a few weeks back and had a really good time. Place right off the highway so easy to get to with a Dunkin Donuts across the street. Have a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and had a free night so decided to make a visit. The club is unchanged since my visit in the spring. The dancer quality was mostly 6 - 7's…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in last night to check...

Went in last night to check this club out and see if it is any good as I am in the area near it all the time. It is in the hood for here in…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

Wow. I walked into this place...

Wow. I walked into this place after a couple years hiatus not expecting much at all but I was shocked. First by the 8+ girls working and at least half of them were genuinely…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Stopped in last weekend, hadn't been...

Stopped in last weekend, hadn't been in the club for a very, very long time. They've made some physical improvement. Added the old gangster movie booths around the stage which I thought was pretty…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Days at this club have been...

Days at this club have been going down and not in the way you want. This report is actually for the last three afternoon visits I have had in the club. For the most part…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago on my way through Providence. It was fairly early, and only a few customers, but I was impressed with the quality and quantity of…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Its been a very very long...

Its been a very very long time since my last trip to Fat Jacks. I stopped in this past weekend to see whats up. They still give you change in $2 bills. ugh. 15+ dancers.…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Was in baltimore on Thursday Sept...

Was in baltimore on Thursday Sept 18, so I visited this stop around 9PM. There were two stages, and about 12-14 dancers. The club is not the most upscale spot (if you are looking for…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I had visited St. James earlier...

I had visited St. James earlier in the year with a client, and quite frankly had a less than stellar time. Nonetheless, I arrived in town earlier than I originally inspected, and finished my…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Visited this location on a Monday...

Visited this location on a Monday and Saturday afternoon. This place is located in a pretty safe are with plenty of street parking. As soon as you walk inside, there's a pool table and ATM.…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

The Basics: The Basics: $0 cover $4.50 Yuengling $20 Dances This...

The Basics: The Basics: $0 cover $4.50 Yuengling $20 Dances This club is similar in size to the Northeast Risque. You enter through a short corridor which leaves you at the short end of a rectangular bar with seating…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I was on my way back...

I was on my way back to Nova Scotia on the ferry and decided to stop in here for the afternoon while I waited. The club was easy to find, lots of parking. I paid…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Visited on a Thursday evening. ...

Visited on a Thursday evening. Cover was $4, not to bad compared to other places. The atmosphere is much cleaner compared to other clubs, and the girls are generally very attractive. I ordered a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my third visit to...

This was my third visit to the Cheetah. My first two times were just ok. They were earlier in the afternoon and just didn't live up to the hype. Well this was different. This was…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

It is a neat layout. Very...

It is a neat layout. Very man cave style with exotic mounts. There's a main stage and a couple side stages, one is a piano. There is one stage in the back that is going…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Lots of upgrades at Cabaret since...

Lots of upgrades at Cabaret since my last visit. The main room/bar stage remain the same. The lapdance area and the Men's room have undergone impressive upgrades The talent remains as always, young, attractive,…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Went there in July. ...

Went there in July. This place has great food. I do not normally get food at a Gentlemen's club but had heard from a number of friends that go there just to…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to try this club as...

Decided to try this club as it seemed a bit less flashy than some of the other Vegas clubs. Used the online coupon to get in which lessened the high admission fee, got my soda…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went here in July. Hard...

Went here in July. Hard to say much about this club that others have not really.. This club is HUGE instead. Enter into the club and I swore I was entering an office building…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to Red Room to meet...

Went to Red Room to meet a girl who was supposed to be there. She wasn't around, so I ended up chatting it up with a girl named Danielle. She was sweet and…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I'm a student at Penn State,...

I'm a student at Penn State, and this was my first strip club visit, so I do not have much to compare to, but after going to a few in New York now, I think…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

So after reading the reviews on...

So after reading the reviews on here about this club I decided that I would check it out. I arrived around 1:30 am on Saturday night; I would say there was about 15 dancers working…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

One of my favorite spots around...

One of my favorite spots around the way plenty of hot latin chicks shakin their asses and titts for dollars. Idk if its jus me but i seem to have unbelievable luck wit the dancers…

Showtime Joe's

Springfield, Missouri

nice little club. very small...

nice little club. very small seating area. stage is sort of a "pit" type stage with a seating area right next to it/around it. The general manager is VERY friendly and asked…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was in the Twin Cities on...

Was in the Twin Cities on business recently and decided to pay another visit to Deja Vu. As has been mentione din prior reviews, you pay a cover and then pay what I…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

I've reviewed CT's before and just...

I've reviewed CT's before and just like then I had a great time on my most recent visit. I guess since I was there on a weekday and it was slow the dancers weren't the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I was really bored on a...

I was really bored on a recent Saturday night and decided to go to a club. I ended up at Landing Strip Lounge. I ended up having one of the most enjoyable nights without any…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I reviewed Flashdancers 4 years ago...

I reviewed Flashdancers 4 years ago so wanted to post an update. I visit about 2-3 times a year when in NYC on business. I've tried various other Manhattan clubs and this is…

Baby Hots

Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo

My friends and I decided to...

My friends and I decided to check out Chilly Willy's when we visited at the end of August 2014. We tried on Sunday but it was closed. So we went back Monday. I have had…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times and had great experiences in the VIP. This last visit was just really poor. Most of the girls were really busted in some form or another.…

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Visited the club this poast summer...

Visited the club this poast summer - typical Cabo Club. Girls rotating every few months with some regulars. This is one of the better clubs in the area and I have been attending for years.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Palomino on a Saturday...

Went to Palomino on a Saturday night. Lots of girls on shift. The quality of the girls ranged from 5 - 9, with a few 10's thrown in, depending on your preference.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a week night. Pretty slow, but I met one girl who was really friendly and she was sexy as hell. We went to the back for a private dance and…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I like this club better than...

I like this club better than Wichita clubs so I'll occasionally drive 1 hour one way to go. Found my self there last Saturday night. I was there kind of early 10pm and the club…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went to this club as part...

Went to this club as part of a low key bachelor party and was immediately relieved upon walking inside. Much nicer on the inside than it would appear from the street. Low cover…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went Sat night, left VERY HAPPY!...

Went Sat night, left VERY HAPPY! The club is huge, with 1 main stage, 4 satellite stages, and 2 more in the back. Cover is $7 thanks to the new law, but that's not bad.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I stopped by after the cards...

I stopped by after the cards game. The place had a lot of customers in there say several dancers ranging from 6 to 9 for looks & body. Sat at table order a drink. Several…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in last Tuesday. This...

Stopped in last Tuesday. This club is a great value because of the $3 beer special all day. You can stop in, have a beer and check things out without spending a fortune.…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

FI is my favorite club in...

FI is my favorite club in the OKC area. Yes, it is in a sketchy neighborhood, but I've never had any issues w/ safety and dress fairly upscale when I visit the joint. The building…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Night Trips is T-Town's best club....

Night Trips is T-Town's best club. I visited last Tuesday night for a couple of hours. I had intentions of going to the VIP with a couple of girls. There are 3 stages, plenty of…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Arrived in town late on a...

Arrived in town late on a Friday night and immediately unloaded car and thought I would visit on favorite old hangout. This visit was MUCH different than the last. The last time, it was…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The only time I bother with...

The only time I bother with this club is on Wednesdays due to the half price for dances. I went about 8:30 since in my experience this is a nude club that provides the best bang…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

I haven't been to N Y...

I haven't been to N Y Dolls for a couple of years,it hasn't changed much. That said it is a good place. Most of the dancer are in the 7 to 8 range.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Got off work early after a...

Got off work early after a hard day and needed a little bit of relaxation, so I ran by TD's for a beer and a little fun. The place is always nice, but for…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

We decided to visit this club...

We decided to visit this club after spending an hour or so at HiLiter a few miles away. Well what a huge disappointment. This place on this night was not couples friendly at all as…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to this club with my...

Went to this club with my wife as it read couple friendly and I will admit within 20 minutes a beautiful Latina came up to me directly and asked if she could dance for my…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited with a friend. He...

I visited with a friend. He was there just to watch. I arrived about 1:30P. The parking lot had just a few cars so I expected it to quiet. We ordered a beer and sat…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Showed up at 9:30pm on a...

Showed up at 9:30pm on a Monday night. 3 Girls on dancing this evening. Carmen, who was friendly, chatty, kinda had an all-american girl vibe to her was the one I bought a lap dance…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I once again made my way...

I once again made my way up to the Cheetah Club after going to another Braves game. The Music Midtown traffic and foot traffic was atrocious! Nonetheless, since I left the game early,…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I've always considered Victoria's as a...

I've always considered Victoria's as a middle of the road club here in Fayetteville. I say middle of the road since the club is not a complete dump physically like other clubs in Fayetteville…

Peppermint Rabbit

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I have yet to pay a...

I have yet to pay a cover at this club the last 4 or 5 times I have went, but they may be because of the frequency of my visits. This time when I…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I got to the club about...

I got to the club about 3pm so I went in on the left side where there is no cover during the day. Saw a few familiar faces like Leann and Misty who bartends,…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to OG's on a late...

Went to OG's on a late Saturday morning. There was no cover charge. The place is a little worn, but not bad. It was quiet and there were no dancers on stage.…

Pearl Necklace

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This club as I have stated...

This club as I have stated before is still the closest you will get in Fayetteville to a true down south booty shaking club like "Magic City". There is a $10 cover and pat…

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WORLDS SEXIEST FEMALE CRIMINAL

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/21/move-over-jeremy-meeks-the-world-has-a-new-sexiest-criminal-and-its-a-lady-4877201/

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Take it off

Was having an OTC session with my current favorite. Very GFE. It was going longer than usual and were both sweaty. She leans in and wispers in my ear "you can go bareback if you want". I acted as if…

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A dancer that knows what she wants

Read her TUSCL bio: https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=296102

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jaxxx staxxx

Hoe what s you talking? Go put on yo heels Go sell da pu$$y while i close dis deal I like dem hood bitches that love smokin da good shyt ...im getting that bottom bitch da some hood shyt Hoe im in…

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The True Identity of Jerikson40

Jerikson40’s post have irritated me for quite some time, but until now I’ve never quite been able to identify exactly why that was so. In several recent posts, I have suggested…

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Kansas Gubernatorial Candidate in a 1990's Strip Club Incident

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/kansas-gubernatorial-candidate-paul-davis-strip-club-111165.html The guy should get a break because this happened 16 years ago and he was single at the time. Digging up dirt is a time-honored tradition in politics, but I do worse things every week.

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Awesome Guide to Portland Strip Clubs.

I found a recent article on the internets listing Portland's strip clubs. It's a nice concise summary of the numerous clubs in Portland.

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When the going gets tough, they call on a senior citizen. :)

Three years ago Fred Allen* was a taxi driver working 12-hour shifts to make ends meet. Today, he is a gun for hire, having received tens of thousands of dollars from Sydney's metropolitan councils in exchange for crucial evidence that…

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OT: Scotland...should we stay or should we go? Fuck it, we'll stay.

With Londonguy posting I'd love to get a take on the recent referendum. All you other pervs chime in too. I thought it would be closer. But then I noticed that the only places that really broke for independence were…

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FKK reviews for Vienna x 3 posted

Founder overcame the problem of new club submissions so the three reviews have just been posted.

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The Essex gentlemans club in Phoenix

I'm intrigued by the name of this club and how it got it's name, if anybody knows? Over here Essex is the name of county (equivalent to your 'state'). And is well known for certain personality types throughout the U.K. Essex is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in about 10 years and it along with it's dancers is showing its age. California clubs are known for a lot of things, extras, tattoos, action outside of the club…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Went there Saturday night around 11:30....

Went there Saturday night around 11:30. Patted down by the bouncer, 10 dollar cover. Most of the women were in decent shape, some small breasted. Got a lap dance from a chinese/philipine girl.…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here on a Tuesday...

I went here on a Tuesday night, the drinks were cheap. There was maybe 5 girls working, mostly all of them average, and one latina in her late 20's. She was maybe a 7, natural…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

unfortunately this is the only game...

unfortunately this is the only game in town... however I wanna warn the regulars and the newbies alike, the cashier is a crook. I gave her 50 bucks, ten for entry and rest for change…

Fresh

Mödling, Austria

I am writing my three reviews...

I am writing my three reviews of my FKK visits in the order in which I went to them. Me and my two buddies jumped in a taxi and asked to go to Fresh, my two…

Funpalast

Vienna, Austria

So the three of us arrived...

So the three of us arrived at Funpalast hoping for better girls, atmosphere and action. And that's exactly what we got. Funpalast is huge compared to Fresh, It's like a gig warehouse with different 'themes' within…

Goldentime Sauna Club Vienna

Vienna, Austria

If I tell you guys that...

If I tell you guys that this place gives FKK Oase a good run for it's money you'll know it's a great club. We spent all day and night in here, arrived at about 4pm and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club. The first time I realized how dark it was inside and walked expecting that - nothing has changed about it, its still dark. $10 cover. Bouncers find…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

After taking a break from clubs...

After taking a break from clubs for a few months, I decided to drop by Spearmint Rhino. It has been a favorite of mine. Unfortunately, that has now changed. $10 to get in.…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

I was in Portland for the...

I was in Portland for the weekend, and every single list of things to do in Portland says to go to a strip club. I've been to several clubs in LA, but this was…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

After a wedding, my girl didn't...

After a wedding, my girl didn't 'feel good' so feeling horny on my way home I hit Dreamgirls at ricks. When I went I use the cash machine it was empty, the guy running the…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a friend on an early Friday night (I believe) back in March. It took until after midnight for the crowd to pick up but by that time we were…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I can't believe I waited this...

I can't believe I waited this long to write a review! Anyway, I went to Playmates with a couple of friends. As you can imagine, majority of the girls are Hispanic. There were a few white…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been 2 months since my...

It's been 2 months since my last review of this club and I racked my brain trying to figure out some thing to say about it, that has not already been said. Then it came…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in a couple of weeks...

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago, it was late Saturday night. Greeted almost immediately by warm hand and an offer for a private dance. I declined, got a drink, & got a seat at…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

I stopped out at ELB this...

I stopped out at ELB this afternoon and had a wonderful hour long session with Eve. She is a wonderfully polite, petite 5'4 115# incredibly sexy (IMO) model. It had been awhile since I…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I worked at this club for...

I worked at this club for a few days while visiting family in jacksonville. This is the first club i have ever seen that is located in a shopping center which threw me off at first.…

The Harem

New Orleans, Louisiana

After a disappointing experience at one...

After a disappointing experience at one of my favorite Bourbon St. clubs I decided to head over to the less well traveled and known clubs along Iberville and Chartres. Many reviews describe the clubs…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in Phoenix, and read some...

Was in Phoenix, and read some reviews of clubs. Wasn't sure where I wanted to go, but considered Bandaid's, and when I was on my way somewhere else, I saw the club and decided to…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

sunday is a good day to...

sunday is a good day to go, lots of girls from near by dance there because their club is closed on sundays, I saw a super star dancer name is judy young…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

As noted in my review of...

As noted in my review of The Harem club, I made my way to the "Iberville Dives" looking for some extras after a bad experience on Bourbon Street, knowing the dancer quality would likely be…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on way home from...

Stopped by on way home from airport. Was happy hour and shift change. Was immediately approached by a heavier 20-ish brunette and quickly passed despite her handshake. Older (mid…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This is the second club I...

This is the second club I happened to notice while taking an Uber ride from JFK into Manhattan. The club is just off the Queensboro bridge and easily recognized at night by its blue (or…

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How many wish to read the first topic and click on the blue "Start a Discussion" button instead of the less visible topic heading? Might just be me, but one of those little annoyances that drive me nutter than I already…

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Flint, Michigan

Any recommendation for good strip clubs in Flint? Heard $ goes further here than Detroit... hot girls are a plus but I'm looking for girls that are dirty LOL

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Why You Should Stop Giving Your Favorite Money And Move On

#10 She's getting older and other dancers are encroaching on your territory, just can't ignore them. #9 ~~~You've lost that loving feeling, ooohhhh that loving feeling. #8 Seeing her is not a matter of seeing someone special. #7 She's not putting enough time…

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Bacon condoms

They are here. Gives a new meaning to "porking" https://twitter.com/kevinlamparter/status/512661876346322944

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Big Ass girls

How many of y'all like/love those girls with Kim Kardashian asses. In my opinion if you would do that doggie you could not reach pussy through the cheek on the backside. Besides my ex's ass got that big after…

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Anyone in NC or SC

I posted yesterday I got the extra treatment from this stripper at PlatPlus. That said we started fcking around with no gym hat(stupid I know but I really didn't think shit was going to go down) That said, anyone else…

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Boob Jobs

Mr. Shadow, in another thread, made the interesting statement: "Do you know what the leading cause of boob jobs is? It is men glorifying big tits even though the abhor fakes." It's a very interesting issue that I've never quite understood. I…

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legs cabaret moments cabaret

Dancer bartender named charm. Anybody fuck wit her???

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Dancer Pricing

In recent threads discussing dance/VIP prices with a dancer who seemed convinced her time was worth $30 to $40 for a lapdance, it got me thinking. What are reasonable lapdance prices? Well, first thing you want to consider is federal and…

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No strip club for couple weeks

Short on cash so I'm gon have to occupy my mind with video games and alcohol I guess

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Those of you that are into anal.

Has this ever happened to you? http://www.xnxx.com/video6887742/accidental_anal_desvirginization_-_fun

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good or funny strip club names

What tuscler names or variations of their name would make good or just funny club names?

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for all you big ass loverz watch deeeeeez

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=nxtIRArhVD4

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Strip club on Gandy scheduled for auction block

Anyone going to bid? http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/strip-club-on-gandy-scheduled-for-auction-block/2198312

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a little song for all you tusclers n love wit dem strippers

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jypmDeHjq0I

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Mel's Diner Edition

It's a beautiful Friday and perfect for today's episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill! That's right folks, you read the headline correctly. Today we're going back and getting greasy with three wanton waitresses. Your lovely contestants are- Alice Flo Vera Grab a blue plate…

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what was your first tuscler review like ?

Copy and past your first tuscler review ever below

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Chaz....Living the Dream

One of the funniest movie scenes ever. Will Ferrell as Chaz in Wedding Crashers. Epic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID8B1Vn3YWg

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First Time Happening Just Now, She Wants To Make It Happen

So I was typing the discuss page and the phone rings. I just met her a two weeks ago and we had a good time in the VIP. She got my digits and she calls me every four days. But tonight is that…

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Got Laid by a stripper for the first time.

I just started doing the strip club thing about a year ago, and by that I mean I've been to a strip club. Maybe 20 times in my entire life. In my thirties now. Last week club in South…

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Regarding Tall Dancers

I've never had a very intimate moment with tall dancers. You know, I see them not often but on rare occasion I would catch myself staring at her sizing her up, because most of the time I see average dancers…

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When your dancer has fallen in love with you

#1 She sends you text every single day. #2 She tells you stories about her life outside of the strip club. #3 She asks you to come with her whenever she wants to go out. #4 She touches you, a lot. #5 She says…

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club presidential gold CLOSED in Greenville SC

According to its Facebook page its official CLOSED

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Myrle Beach shoot em up.

Horry County[SC] police are investigating two separate shootings that occurred within a few blocks of one another and less than half an hour apart. No arrests have been made directly related to the shootings, which appear to be unrelated, said…

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what is a whale ?

Of course its some one that hoggs a dancer or dancers and spends a lot of money all night but exactly what is the minimum amount to spend to be considered a whale ?

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The Decision

No, not LeBron. PGA golfer Anthony Kim has to make a big decision. A couple of years ago, Kim was a rising young star on the PGA tour. But he has been plagued with injuries and…

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a quick clip on some girls at the treasure club in asheville and greensboro club

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMzC9i36jr8&feature=youtu.be

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Attention Shadowcat (and the rest of the geriatric TUSCL gang)

Per SW – “Hustling the Old Dudes?” I've noticed recently that the old farts have taken an interest in me and I've been getting some dances off them (when they approach my tip rail and ask for them.) When I first…

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creative ideas for photo's

For those that would love to exchange photos of our providers and dancers hit me up in a pm so we can exchange emails

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Forum

Hey all. Is it possible to view the discussion forum in the normal internet forum format? I'm new here. I have tons of questions. I bet they've all been answered here a ton of times. I don't want to…

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Getting back to normal

I just read a review for the Inner Room Cabaret in Cocoa Beach FL. Apparently the house is cracking down on how much shit you can get away with. Every time I have seen this happen it is because of…

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Scam 206-801-6130

Just now, some foreign sounding guy, told me he's from the legal department of the IRS, and a claim of tax fraud has been filed against me. Call this number to clear things up or the IRS will have…

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy ya land lubbers. The 19th of September is fast upon us and you know what that means? Argh, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me n me crew of salty dogs are taking to the…

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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude

Jerikson's queasiness with the mere idea of Jameis Winston shouting "fuck the bitch up the ass" got me thinking about how fluid gender roles have been. Them crazy, crazy ancient Romans didnt consider fucking another dude unmanly. The many one was…

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Hi

Hi which strip clubs in Quebec offer sex

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Talk aboy cheap Mofos

A Harlingen[TX] man is out on bond after he allegedly tried to walk out on paying a woman at a local strip club. Harlingen police arrested 25-year-old Christopher Benitez on a Class B misdemeanor theft of services charge early Tuesday morning. Investigators…

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When juice doesn't get enough juice

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9dPTvD0eHc

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does the lapdance king still wear the liquid lapdance?

Also will he add the lapdance stroker once it comes out ?

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online relationships with the bit ches

I have found myself in two and they are fun and enjoyable experience....you should try

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TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy" Damn straight. Juice! Juice! Juice!

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Stripper vs Regular Girl preference

I realized that my preference in strippers is totally different than my preferences in regular girls. Not body type or looks wise really. But I prefer strippers that look and act the sluttier the better. Where as regular girls I…

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text messages

Been waiting to fuck dis bitch for 4 months now..i buy 2 dances er week from her..today i get a message she needs $350 for her car...tonight my dick will get wet

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Boom Boom.

Man Says Stripper Chocolate Chambers Robbed Him Outside Club Boom Boom A South Carolina man told cops that a stripper known as Chocolate Chambers robbed him early yesterday after he refused to buy her an expensive drink inside…

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Meeting other tuscl members

I'm kind of tired of going to clubs alone all the time, so I thought it might be fun to meet up with some other TUSCL members on my travels. I know where some of you club, but…

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A poem for Jerikson

Jerikson and Jill, went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jerikson came down all pissed off.

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I think Juice should be a hand model..

You know, close-ups of those fat mitts grasping beers out of the cooler. or digging into a bucket of KFC drumsticks. A fresh new look!

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OT: OpenTable Says These Are The Best US Restaurants For Foodies

For my fellow foodies: http://www.businessinsider.com/opentable-best-us-restaurants-for-foodies-2014-9 Way to go Portland!

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Did you notice that...

the "Da'System by rickyboy" thread is at exactly 420 replies? Fuckin' coo-el!!! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Gawker....say it ain't so!

gawker Joined Aug 2012 Clubs: 7 Reviews: 21 15 Hours Ago • I just sold my wife's car. She wasn't using it much anyway. Also had my barber shave my head. He said, " oh, the economy cut?" So I bought an electric shaver…

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A real live blow up doll.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2757612/I-m-bombshell-men-adore-Model-30-000-worth-plastic-surgery-including-three-breast-enhancements-order-look-like-blow-SEX-DOLL.html

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I need my space

How does an old school guy like me find a polite way to tell a cockblocking dancer to get lost? She gloms on to me as soon as I hit the door and parks herself next to me the…

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One dance LDK?

Hey all, I tend to seek out the providers that can do a one dance LDK, because.......you know......I like that (Don't judge, u would do it, too)! I'm talking $10 lappers. Well if mission gets accomplished, how much is a…

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I broke down and went to the AMP...ahh!!!

I posted about the oil vs no oil a couple days ago and little did I know that was all it took to plant the seed and boy did it grow quick. Yesterday all i could think about was…

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So what's worse in sports?

Stewart plows straight into fellow driver standing on the track, killing him? Perterson whips a 4 yr old with a switch, leaving injury marks on him? Rice knocks out his girl and stands there like a thug who could care less? Personally? Peterson…

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Dancers with Butt Plugs

I walked into a nude club several years ago and was watching the girl on stage get naked. when she bent over I saw something sparkle between her cheeks. I thought surely she can't have that much glitter on and…

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Sticking up strippers pt.2

Ok so this Sunday just passed and I figured out might not be as easy as I thought but could possibly be done if put enough time into it. I stayed in a club till closing while I was…

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I miss the Alucard dude...we need a list!!!

Quoting "The Call of Cthulhu" to Steve dude made me realize what an important contributor Alucard was. I'm sure that dude was a Lovecraft fan. I originally thought he was fucking with everbody and had a rivalry with the dude.…

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“They look like they’re training to work in strip clubs.”

Is that a bad thing? Story on high schoold girls getting detention for violating dress code: http://gothamist.com/2014/09/15/students_fighting_back_against_stat.php

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Bad Customer Service

This review of BT's, a club in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn, illustrates the bad customer service and cluelessness you can encounter in strip clubs. https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=377335

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Frugality

Okay, guys, we all know that $350K/yr doesn't go as far as it used to. So what are your best money savings tips to make sure we have enough dough for our little hobby? Sure, you could sub-rent a one bedroom efficiency…