I went to Venus Video today. Luckily...

I went to Venus Video today.

Luckily the hottest stripper, Nadiya, was there and my luck doubled since it was noon-to-midnight, half-price Sunday (What? You thought I’d be in church?).

I started with her (now-$10.00) glass show to get my engine started on this cold morning, and then proceeded to the next step, skipping the fully-clothed $20.00 lap dance, and moved up to the $30.00, Sunday-special topless-lap dance.

I didn’t need much persuasion to take the next step, the fully-nude lap dance.

But hot Nadiya reminded me that her vibrator show would only be $50.00 today.