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Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went just after noon on a...

Went just after noon on a Friday -- earlier than I had been before. Only one or two customers, 6 or seven dancers -- but one of my faves, Jenna. We went back…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

Sorry for the late post but...

Sorry for the late post but I've been too busy to post this right away. Went here a few Thurdays ago and, as usual I was charged $5 for parking. They charge before you even…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went here with a small group...

Went here with a small group of friends Saturday night and the place was packed. Parking with the valet was a hassle as was getting a table once inside. I feel the club is well…

Beehive Showbar

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

Wow, all I can say is...

Wow, all I can say is this was an interesting experience. Have driven by many times and always wondered about tis place. It looks really rough from the highway, but there were always…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

With no other plans on a...

With no other plans on a rather dull Friday night, I stopped in at this Deja Vu just a block or so down from Pike Place. It's a bit awkward walking in off of the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I have only been to the...

I have only been to the Moon one other time and that was almost 10 years ago. Oh how times have changed for this little club; and for the better. What used to…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Visited platinum plus this saturday and...

Visited platinum plus this saturday and the club was jam packed. Cover charge of $6 got me in.The club is small in size compared to other clubs I have been to. Inside the club there…

Tiger Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Wow. Don't waste your time with...

Wow. Don't waste your time with this one. Easily the worst club I've been to in Dallas. The place was nothing to write home about, but that's not what I'm there for. Unfortunately the girls were…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

This was the first strip club...

This was the first strip club I have ever been to. After researching all the Michigan strip clubs for weeks, I decided Chapeau Vert would be best for a first-timer. I arrived on a Saturday around…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped By around 10 PM and...

Stopped By around 10 PM and pay $12 cover. I sat at the bar bought a drink for around five bucks while there were six girls dancing on the stage at the same time.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First time visiting Phoenix clubs. Had...

First time visiting Phoenix clubs. Had heard so much about them that there was little chance they could live up to the expectations. I started out at Hi-Liter's, but there was some problems with my…

Flesh

Colton, California

Alright fellas , Flesh is a...

Alright fellas , Flesh is a good titty bar if you drink and you want to see semi-naked ladies ... Drink value is as usual.. It's like 15 bucks a pitches I believe(4 glasses) hourly…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

After having an ok experience at...

After having an ok experience at BSC, I decide to try one more place before calling it a night. Bandaid's wasn't too far and had been on my list of places to check out. This is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stop by here around 10:30 PM...

Stop by here around 10:30 PM and pay $10 cover and five dollars for valet parking. The club description since it is a mixed club but I would classify as a…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

So I had not been here...

So I had not been here in a long long time. Same set up, walk in, paid $20 cover, byob (had 2 tall boys with me), and was offered ice for $5. There were 2…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've visited this place for several...

I've visited this place for several years when visiting okc. Yes it's dirty. Yes the women are average at best. But it has a little charm that keeps me coming back. Mileage here can be…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in town for a conference--...

Was in town for a conference-- this was actually my second time at BSC, first time better than the second but both worth the money. wasn't too crowded, girls were friendly but not pushy…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in tonight, a Monday night....

Stopped in tonight, a Monday night. I'd say 20 dancers working. It was definitely the B list. That's not to say there wasn't plenty to be interested in. I talked to an Asian who apparently…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

The Hip Hugger is pretty simple....

The Hip Hugger is pretty simple. It is a consistent establishmenf , and I do not see it changing anytime soon. It's almost like just going to the grocery store. You walk in, and depending…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Had 2 fire alarms at work,...

Had 2 fire alarms at work, which was a sign I shouldn't have been there anyway lol, so decided to make a stop here after lunch around 1 PM. Maybe 5 patrons, and 3 had…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Well, things have changed in Shoreditch...

Well, things have changed in Shoreditch since my last visit ! Dropped in my usual (I say usual, I went there a couple of times about 15 years ago....) Browns on a Friday lunchtime, expecting it…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

What can I say about Tootsies...

What can I say about Tootsies that hasn't been said before? The best strip club in Miami. The hottest girls, best service and biggest club. A great place to take clients to for a good…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I went in on a Wednesday...

I went in on a Wednesday after work, my first visit. The place is a little off the beaten path, but easy to find with the club's directions. The place was about as…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

This has to...

This has to be one of the nicest strip clubs in the US in terms of the interior, etc. They really spent a lot of money on this place. The…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

This club used to...

This club used to have the hottest young strippers but recently the talent has gone downhill a bit. It seems like many of the dancers have left for Atlantis or other clubs…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Even if you don't...

Even if you don't like strip clubs you should come visit SR in vegas just once. If you like women you have to at least come visit this place once. Hottest…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Add me to the list of...

Add me to the list of Follies fans. I went for my first visit in a weekday afternoon. I got the last parking spot. Everyone's described well the entry procedure and then I…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Had to do do a u...

Had to do do a u turn coming off the interstate but otherwise easy to find. $5 or $10 at the door I think. Most dancers were looking to make some $ doing…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Found myself visiting a girl who...

Found myself visiting a girl who is a friend in Las Vegas over Labor Day weekend and decided to view some of the local dancers at Cheetah’s on a Saturday night. We arrived at the…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

The main attraction here is that,...

The main attraction here is that, unlike other Columbus-area clubs, this place is all-nude. So if you want to see anything below the belt, this is basically your only choice. But I think it's worth…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I arrived shortly after 12:30 (opens...

I arrived shortly after 12:30 (opens at noon) and was the first guy there. Only a couple of more arrived as I was there. Pretty much one girl per guy (3 girls total)…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Never been to a East St....

Never been to a East St. Louis strip club before I wanted to check it out. When in Rome and all that. I was a little nervous of the location so I went…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this place saturday early...

I visited this place saturday early evening. I parked my car in the plaza fiesta lot and just crossed the street. As soon as I entered one of the dancers who I knew pretty well…

EX Lounge

Newark, New Jersey

Went into this place on a...

Went into this place on a Thursday afternoon, similarly to past reviews the girls here are all Brazilian or some type of South American. So the girls most were in there late thirties early forties…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I am just going to say...

I am just going to say that the price of the VIP is well worth it with the right girl.. Ask the champagne host for the girl or ask for Cassandra... Very hot and worth…

FKK Sunshine

Munich, Germany

This is a FKK so it...

This is a FKK so it is different than a strip club. This was my first trip to a fkk and it was an incredible experience. Paid the 40 euro cover to get in and…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

This club is why my handle...

This club is why my handle reads ncstripsnob. It's right up there at the No.2 All Time Favorite and at 60, that is a high honor. The club is decorated and furnished with impeccable taste.…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

So this little gem is a...

So this little gem is a bit rough around the edges. I have been here several times and I have never left unhappy. The beer is cheap and cold and the women are extremely friendly.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just got back from Vegas from...

Just got back from Vegas from Sept. 4th-8th and had a great time! It has been like 2 years since I was there last and it was pretty awesome! Free limo service if staying at…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Haven't been here in a couple...

Haven't been here in a couple years and I wouldn't go back to this club! The girls aren't pretty at all and are definitely not Playboy type that is for sure! There was only one…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Haven't been here in like 2...

Haven't been here in like 2 years and I went to the Sapphire because the Spearmint Rhino got too congested after awhile in the night so! I love how big the place is and how…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hi fellow TUSCL members, As mentioned in...

Hi fellow TUSCL members, As mentioned in a previous post I would update everyone once I had a set schedule. In anticipation of a busy football season my current schedule is as follows: Sunday, Monday and Tuesday....evenings…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Bare Elegance (BE) is one of...

Bare Elegance (BE) is one of the nicer clubs for those with deeper pockets, especially those not looking for extras. When I travel to this area, I often visit Jet Strip in nearby Lennox near LAX.…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Another visit to CF another fun...

Another visit to CF another fun night. Night started slow, most girls are late arriving typically doesn't pick up until about 9pm. Ratio of girls is pretty good then. Most girls hover in the 6-7…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Best trip ever to PHC. Dancer...

Best trip ever to PHC. Dancer quality is enough 9s to go around as well as a bunch of 7s. Dancers don't pester you that much, but every time I tipped a dancer on stage…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went in solo on a Tuesday,...

Went in solo on a Tuesday, and found an unusual selection of dancers, although the club was about empty. The actual talent on the stage isn't that hot to watch... Don't get me wrong, good…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Was visiting the land of cheese...

Was visiting the land of cheese with my golf buddies looking for some late night entertainment and found this place. The building is easy enough to spot and is kinda out in the middle of nowhere…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

This is my first ever visit...

This is my first ever visit to Dreamers! What a good time it was. Drinks were decent and the dancers I met and talked with were very pleasant and even kept me laughing.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

I have been coming here for...

I have been coming here for 12+ years and just about everyone here is coo. I have never had any issues before until recently. for the past 9 months now their wait staff has got…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Had not been to this club...

Had not been to this club in awhile but was in the area for work and decided to stop by for a quick drink. It had not changed much since the last time I was…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

The club Is located just off...

The club Is located just off of Route 1/9 in the industrial section of Linden.Well worth a visit if you're in the vicinity.I was surprised how nice the interior of the club is. Brand new…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Buck's is a smallish club located...

Buck's is a smallish club located on the north side of Fort Worth in an industrial area. Tuesday-Thursday gets packed due to the drink specials, but Fridays are slow compared to most other clubs…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good guys has always been good...

Good guys has always been good in the clutch, particularly for a DC club, which do not allow for private dances, touching, or fun of any manner. Good Guys, while lacking in quality compared to…

Double D Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Visited double d on a weekday,...

Visited double d on a weekday, it's right on i40, can't miss it. When I went there were just two dancers, one at the bar and one on the stage. Grabbed a drink at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I was in Florida for business...

I was in Florida for business and this place came highly recommended. Was waiting in line on a Saturday night and there was a good mix of couples and hot women waiting in line, cover was…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Monday used to be the best...

Monday used to be the best night of the week for a Trophy Club visit, back when I moved to Greenville a few years ago. I remember the Monday night football kickoff challenge where someone…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

So I'm in town on business...

So I'm in town on business at the beginning of the month. Finally! I get to go to jags on 5dollar night. Valet and front desk super nice...i'm impressed already. The inside…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in Tuesday night for $10...

Stopped in Tuesday night for $10 dance night. decent lineup, around 10-15, but only a 1 over an 8 IMO. Mostly 6-7's and the occasional cow. Had 2 warmups with Brandi, a decent looking blond.…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

OK…my first visit EVER to this...

OK…my first visit EVER to this club! I was fortunate to be travelling and made the beeline here after a little coaxing from a fellow club member. Getting here wasn’t too bad, but…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

I recently found out that this...

I recently found out that this club had turned over ownership and made numerous changes since I was there last time. I decided to stop by to see what was new or different.…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This review is of a visit...

This review is of a visit about 6 months ago. The club itself is pretty easy to find. The parking lot is well lit, and although there is no discrete place to park your car,…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times recently and I have to say that it has been a mostly enjoyable experience. Most of the girls are very attractive, but last time I was there I…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Normally I don't spend a lot...

Normally I don't spend a lot of time on the club layout because its usually beating a dead horse. As this is a new location for Dreamers Girls I will cover it somewhat. The club has…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Visited at around 3:00 pm on...

Visited at around 3:00 pm on a Thursday afternoon, this is less a strip club and more just a straight up whorehouse. The interior of the club has been well described before, but as you…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Visited around 3:00 on a Thursday...

Visited around 3:00 on a Thursday afternoon, no cover charge but the bouncer did do a quick pat down at the door. When I arrived there were probably between 50-100 girls in the place with…

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To OTC or Not

Well...while I like SC a lot and occasionally go to a massage parlor, I have never done OTC or used an escort. I also have the rule of never doing FS in a club, parlor, etc but happy to…

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Condoms in parking lot

Anybody leave a strip club and in parking lot you see a condom? I saw one while walking to my car last night lol I think it's dumb that niggas will just leave it there on ground right in…

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Sundowner- Niagara Falls

Heading to Canada this week for work and will have some free time in the afternoon. Is club worth the trip? Any recommendations?

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Ray Rice episode is sad commentary. Or is it?

OK. Nobody in their right mind is going to defend Ray Rice or the NFL. Stupid is as stupid does -- on both counts. Glad he's gone -- never hit a woman, dude, ever. Manhood 101…

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Cabo San Lucas or cancun

I have heard and read about Tijuana but what about these places?!?! Reviews are not up to date

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That be some loose pussy about now. :)

A “sex marathon” to help pay for a porn star’s breast implant surgery went ahead in Gatineau, Quebec Friday evening, despite opposition from the city, mayor and police. The event took place in a private apartment over Bar 77, a licensed…

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Sock it to em. :)

OSHOCTON{OH} – About two dozen people from New Beginnings Ministries in Warsaw protested the Coshocton County Sheriff's Office Monday morning. Attendees of held signs ranging from "honk for Jesus" to "protect children not strippers" after their pastor was arrested…

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Have you run into a stripper you know while outside the club

I was in a a Taco Bell in Seattle was while ago and the was a cute spinner 4'11" girl ahead of me in line digging for change as she needed like $.03 rather that break a bill. I gave…

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For Those Who Partake In OTC

Good morning my brethren and sisteren. I hope that this lovely weekend treated you righteously, whether you clubbed or not. I have a question for y'all. When you partake in OTC, do you find yourself A.…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

When I first walk in it...

When I first walk in it is very dead, it was a Sunday but still very dead. I sit for about 20 minutes until I get asked if I want a dance. I go for…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Warning: ------------ I had not been to Sugardaddy’s...

Warning: ------------ I had not been to Sugardaddy’s in a while so this review kinda turned into a whitepaper or a novel as a fellow TUSCLer calls my reviews – i.e. it’s pretty long so attempt to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Arrived around 8pm on a Sunday....

Arrived around 8pm on a Sunday. More patrons than usual on Sundays. Not the best group of girls. Old Lucy and her cigarette breath, Georgia who is 75 pounds overweight. Saw…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

I don't know how this is...

I don't know how this is considered a strip club. I walked in and there was a girl in a bikini talking to a guy. Another guy behind the counter told me that it was…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Club is the shithole it's always...

Club is the shithole it's always been. Filthy, smelly bathroom with no soap, yet they serve food? Dancers are surprisingly good looking considering. There's a considerable amount of African American dancers, so…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Recently went at night. They have...

Recently went at night. They have lap dances back in full effect. Spent around 150 and had a great night. This is probably my favorite place to go to. Getting a table in the new…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been to this club many many...

Been to this club many many times over the years. It used to be such a prime spot for young natural beauties 8,9,10. Always made great connections and usually turned into fun times outside…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

In my previous review of Foxy,...

In my previous review of Foxy, I praised how they were plenty of good looking girls. Well not so much now. I decided to visit Foxy after noticing two hot former Foxy dancers…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

10/20 cover depending on the day....

10/20 cover depending on the day. 10 for topless dances in booths 3 for 20 is best value before vip 150 VIP 100 Sundays for 30 minutes on a couch booth The vu in coi is one…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I went here a year or...

I went here a year or so ago and had a great time. Drinks were not too expensive. I felt like my cash went a long way by the stage. There was a pretty good…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This club is a nice spot...

This club is a nice spot to go to when you don't feel like dealing with the high prices at the upscale clubs but don't want a complete dive either. I'll break my review down…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

I went here while on a...

I went here while on a business trip. I was kind of drunk after touring downtown, so I guess my standards weren't too high. Nonetheless, this place seemed kind of seedy. A really cute girl…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

It's always sort of unnerving when...

It's always sort of unnerving when you're the sole customer at a strip club. As I entered Rick's on a random Saturday afternoon, I was hit with something rare to a club: silence.…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I love how secluded this club...

I love how secluded this club is! It's like a secret elegant mansion of carnal lust at the end of a dark country road, illuminated in pink neon! I get excited when I drive to…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Me and some buddies decided to...

Me and some buddies decided to end our night here after some drinks in capital hill. It was almost 1am and the normal cover fee is $20, but they let us in for $10. After…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Came here to see a feature...

Came here to see a feature dancer, so this review is not entirely on the club as a whole. Must say, the layout is very "unique." Literally feels like you are in a theater with stadium…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

The club is definitely on the...

The club is definitely on the seedy side. If you are looking for gleaming chrome and beautiful high-quality furniture or fittings, look elsewhere. That being said, the club is far better lit than most. In…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

This is a review from both...

This is a review from both a Saturday in the evening till 10 visiit and a Sunday visit from 10:30 to 1. This is a nice club, in pretty good shape both outside and inside.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by Blue Moon for...

I stopped by Blue Moon for a little fun on Friday afternoon around 3 or so. It's a lot nicer than the way it used to be when I was last there (it was still…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

Found my way back to WV,...

Found my way back to WV, always been a fan of the Value you get for your money in WV clubs. Big heavy steel door entrance and a significant list of what you can't…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got into Vegas late and this...

Got into Vegas late and this was the only F.N. club open late ... suprisingly a good number of girls ...got in an hour and a half before they closed ... chilled near the stage…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

First visit to Bourbon street and...

First visit to Bourbon street and I really didn't know what to expect. It kinda reminded me of a small section of the Vegas strip. On the cab ride over we asked the…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I wont be going here any...

I wont be going here any longer, used to be a long time patron but over recent months the quality of the girls as well as the clientele has declined. the ratio of ebony to…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Was in town and decided to...

Was in town and decided to stop by after a Phillies game. This place can sometimes be a hit or miss. This was a good night for the talent show. Parked myself at…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First time...

First time back in quite awhile. I used to be a regular here but found that my money went further other places. Good to be back. Valet is $6.00 but you…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a recent Saturday night around 10:00 pm. Cover was $10. Drinks in the $3 to $8 range. This is a large club. Main stage has two poles and about 50…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

My ATF and I visited this...

My ATF and I visited this club on our recent LV trip. We were on Fremont Street and decided to check it out, even though I had read numerous bad things about this club. No…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Made a return visit with my...

Made a return visit with my ATF. All nude club so no alcohol. Drove my car and used an online coupon. $12 each to get in before 10. Otherwise about $40.…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Went to Vanity after reading some...

Went to Vanity after reading some reviews on it. My visit to there was not what I expected. There were only 4 dancers that I would rate between 5-6. The ladies that danced were ok,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Let's not beat around the bush....

Let's not beat around the bush. Everyone in El Paso knows why you go to the Cab. The girls are cheap and easy, and some are pretty good looking. I've been there 4 or…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I went over the layout, cover,...

I went over the layout, cover, etc in the previous review. Now onto the girls... On this visit there were all about 7's. Some better some a little less. Same…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

The club, while dated is a...

The club, while dated is a very comfortable and relaxing. There are tables and chairs very near the stage, great view, which is surrounded from virtually all sides by mirrors. You can stand at the…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

My first visit to UC and...

My first visit to UC and it is an impressive club with very nice and upupscale interior. Wearing a coat & tie here should be more common in with beautiful decor. Many very…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Hustler Mega Club in Las Vegas and all the hype on the website really raised my expectations going in. Granted, I was going in on a Monday night…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Look, Sunday afternoon, I don't expect...

Look, Sunday afternoon, I don't expect the cream of the crop. I've been there on Sunday afternoons before, and generally prefer it because you tend to get more attention. However, there were only about…

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Sharing stories of your first visit to a strip club for those that have been vis

Remember the first time you ever visited a strip club? Care to share your stories. Mines was when I was 18 and went to see a female friend work there as stripper at Show follies on 42nd street in NYC. didn't stay…

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Charging for parking

I hate being forced to pay for shit that I don’t want – even if it’s not much money – it’s about the principle of being ROBed by these strip clubs. Paid parking should be optional for those who would like…

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Another first for me today

Had to run to the hardware store in the small town I'm in this weekend and wondered out to the garden section. Nearly no one else in that area except a cute young store employee covering the register. We struck…

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best porn site for SC enthusiast

what is the best porn site for a lapdance fan?

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Attn: Londonguy. WTF is a grass?

Three men - including a former amateur boxer - have been jailed over strip club brawl sparked after a punter was accused of being a ‘grass’. Liam Dorrian, who once gave Amir Khan a bloody nose, his brother Callum and pal…

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The "social sex" link

Did anyone sign up for that " social sex" site that's on the link of this site? Also is it worth it?

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mad decent props to founder

For networking with rub maps for massage parlors....now if we can get a network link to Terr

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Remember the time on TUSCL...

...when Founder made a change and someone complained about it?

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Ever had a dancer start licking you in the middle of a lap dance?

One dancer was licking my neck. I didn't notice at first but then I started to wonder what she was doing. Maybe it means she's a bit orally inclined. I haven't had a dancer start licking me during a…

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I do not care much for the less condensed quick view in the reviews section. I

Now the city is listed first and it makes the whole list harder to read. I believe it is still sorted by state but it just a lot more difficult to read compared to before. Who needs to see…

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Why did you say that, part II?

This inquiry is directed at GoVikings and sclvr5005? Once again, I'm not doing it as criticism, just trying to understand motivations and the underlying logic with respect to a few specific posts. I'm specifically thinking about BonesBrother. Sclvr5005 said something…

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A Stripper's Resume

A dancer friend of mine is getting out of the business and needs to find a regular job. She asked me to look at her resume. This was what she wrote under "Job history." 2008-2014 P________ Club Position:…

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Leah Remini or Patricia Heaton

I'm often up late doing work, and I tend to have King of Queens or Raymond repeats on in the background. I think Leah and Patty are both quite hot, but I'm not sure who I would take if I…

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BEST STAND UP COMEDIANS OUT THERE TODAY?

was wondering if you guys could add to my list in case I overlooked some that are up and coming. btw, I don't get it w/kevin hart. actually I think he sucks but he's real popular for some reason. my list…

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The Underground King of TUSCL

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=278496 This guy doesn't post on the discussion board, but if you read the daily TUSCL reviews, then you know about him. His reviews are classic and legendary. I think he would add something new and fresh to the discussion board…

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Hat's off to your President

Like him or loathe him his gesture today in speaking to an English family on his visit to Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England was a very nice and was a once in a lifetime surprise for the family concerned. It probably didn't…

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Films you will see if a certain actor/actress stars in it?

For me it's Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman, Tom Hanks and Clint Eastwood. Maybe a couple of others. Who are your favorites?

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Manscaping

Several years ago, my ATF and I had been working, moving furniture on a hot day. We went to my hotel room and we showered together. She dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth and spit out…

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Love vs lust vs caring deeply

I know we throw around being in love with strippers frequently (especially me lol). In reality most of the time it's not love, it's just lust or just caring deeply for that person. I don't believe in love at first…

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Founder - is there a reason why the log in procedure was changed?

Before it remembered my password and let me stay logged on. Now I have to type my whole user name and password. More time consuming and not as simple.

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Belated birthday comments...

How may of you perverts dig Freddy Mercury? He would have been 68 yesterday. Sadly, he passed before his time. Here's to the Queen of Rock 'n Roll. He was the champion!

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Curious about Bonesbrother

This is a serious question and not an attempt to troll per se, though I acknowledge it may be seen as such due to the topic. Regardless, I'll proceed with my question for Bonesbrother -- do you actually like strippers?…

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Offtopic Finished reading a book called Saved By The Light

A guy who had a rough childhood, getting in fights, etc grew up and then when everything seemed to be looking up got struck by lightning and died. To his surprise he returned about 30 minutes later and woke up in…

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Who are the hottest Weather Girls?

I found this interesting. http://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-weather-girls-ever/ On the Weather Channel I like Jen Confagnu, spelling off, and the girl on this morning filling in. They don't compare too well in terms of dressing sexy to the girls in other. countries in the link above.…

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Homeless man swipes Corvette, joyrides to strip club: Police

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/26437874/homeless-man-swipes-corvette-joyrides-to-strip-club-police Is this BagBoyJames?

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More bad news

Two dancers at a Wellford strip club are accused of prostitution after police say they offered to perform sexual acts in exchange for money to undercover officers. Courtney Rachelle Manus, 23, of 820 Hospitality Drive in Spartanburg, and Kristy Lane Osullivan,…

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Name something you saw outside of a strip club site or strip club that made you

For me the phrase would be "mileage may vary" This was actually a puzzle one night on wheel of Fortune. A relative was watching it. What were they thinking? For a few seconds, all I could think about was how much mileage you…

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Take the F Train

I spent most of August in New York, and I have some observations about strip clubbing in our biggest city. Manhattan strippers are very attractive. They ranged from 7 to 10, and I saw none of the fatties or fuglies…

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Advice: Best Way to Have a Great Time at Tootsies

Hi Tuscl'ers, I went to Tootsies Cabaret for the first time today and decided I want to celebrate my bday there! My questions are as follows: 1. If going with group of friends 6-8 people , should we do one of their group…

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Mario's Showplace

Has anyone on here ever been to Mario's Showplace in Webster, MA? It has pretty good reviews and a lot of the reviews mention there is plenty of contact, is that one way or two way contact? I'm…

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What's more annoying?

A ugly girl who thinks she looks good with high standards and has a bad attitude, or a plain jane who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread and call beautiful girls alright or whatever when you say you…

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First Strip Club Experience

Any memorable/anxious/embarassing moments the first time you went to a strip club? My first time going was when I was 16 years old. Obviously it was awesome having a brother who was 18 and cool enough to let me use…

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Stripper Shit

I've been with the ATF for about 4 months now. I really thought that I had found a mythical creature in her -- a stripper with no stripper shit. She seemed to have it all together -- no…

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My observation.

Saw something today that isn't real common, but often enough to make me think about it. My work keeps me moving, so I am at many varied locations throughout the days or sometimes evenings. Today I was sitting in my…

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Any dancer moves you don't like ?

Personally; I'm more into the sensual vs the aggressive shit. I def don't like when you are tipping a dancer at the stage and she wraps her legs around your neck and starts pulling on you like she was working out…

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OT: Survivor lead singer passes away at 63

For those of us that are 40 or over and/or grew up in the 80s; may remember the band Survivor and their smash hit "Eye of the Tiger" which was the theme song for the movie Rocky III in 1983. "Eye…

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Reverse LDK ?

I know what you guys are thanking...Wtf ? And no crazyjoe I'm not talking cumming in her shitbox......look....ive been trying a some time know to LDK....what has happened since I can not...I have turned it into one huge four playing…

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This guy needs to get on the discussion board more often

From a recent review of Cheetah Atlanta: “… I notice my ATF and realized that hope was nothing more than a pipe dream. Shared a couple of drinks and was enticed back into one of the private rooms. WILL NEVER DO…

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Do you remember the name of the first girl you had sex with?

I just remembered...Ann. In her room at her parents house. I also remember I wished it had been her best friend, Sheryl.

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Extra with an albino girl

Would anyone else do extras with an albino chick if she looked good? I had recently and let me tell ya , well worth it nice body and everything . I never tought i would have such of a experience…

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Does this look familiar?

Shaved is the expression: http://youtu.be/8m3h1sRI_zg

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Boobs

If you get a boobie in your mouth, is that an extra?

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Overkill

On my page, 10 topics show. Four are posted by Mr. JIP, AKA, LDK's. Overkill?

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Seems like at least one club is now advertising on TUSCL

https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=451

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Shot girl rip-off

Visited a local SC in Detroit on the evening of Labor Day, Sept. 1, 2014. I try to avoid annoying shot girls by tipping them and sending them on their way. I refuse to pay $5 for colored…

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Club recommendations for the Disneyland area?

Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me,…

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Founder - I think this club requires a new classification.

I suppose it was inevitable, considering strip clubs generally serve beer and craft beer seems to be running its more commercial cousins off taps all over the place these days, but hey, there's a gentlemen's club making its own beer.…

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Club recommendation for Phoenix

I am also traveling to Phoenix. Any recommendations for a club that serves alcohol with a laid back atmosphere where the girls will actually sit and talk to you. I don't care about 9s or 10s but 7s…

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Cub recommendation for Pittsburgh?

Does anyone have a club recommendation for Pittsburgh? I am traveling there on business next month. I am looking for a club that serves alcohol and has a laid back, low pressure environment. I like to spend…

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Papi_Chulo hangout closes.

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - The business license of The Office Gentlemen's Club in Miami Beach was pulled Tuesday and the club was closed after City Manager Jimmy L. Morales issued a revocation order. The club's closing comes after a recent…

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Let's stop bumping the silly monger threads

The more we bump them, with negative comments or otherwise, the more play they get.

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Double the trouble or double the fun

Talked to the ATF last night at the club about bringing one of her friends along for this weeks OTC date. I got dances from the friend last night and I liked her. Not sure if it'll work…

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Decisions.....Decisions

An ex-favorite texted me last night to tell me she was broke. She said she had no food in the house. She sent her kids away to her baby daddy. I expected a plea for money. None came.…

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Talk about strip club fights....

COMANCHE COUNTY, Okla._A massive brawl involving 50 people outside of a Comanche County strip club last weekend also wreaked havoc for the business next door. Now, the Sheriff is stepping up the law enforcement presence in the area. It's become almost…

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2014-2015 NFL Season Thread

Ah, this reminds me of Alucard :-(, he started the thread last year and was a huge NFL fan. May he R.I.P. Well, the season kicks off Thursday with Pack @ Seahawks. This should be a great one, really looking forward…

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Not that it matters....

My name is not Jackie....He is Jackie....Everybody knows who "he" is...It really doesn't matter....Just sayin

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Getting your nipples sucked

We always talk about sucking tits, so let's switch it around. Has a dancer ever sucked your nipples? Do you like it? In your personal life does your girlfriend or wife suck your nipples in the bedroom? I've had my nipples…

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Welcome to our world David Arquette

Bought himself a strip club http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2740592/David-Arquette-buys-iconic-Hollywood-strip-club-Crazy-Girls.html

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To Dukey

You really fucked up. Jackie has a twin sister. I had a twin sandwich last night

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jackie

I think that girl can breathe thru her ears or something. She can suck like a champ non stop. I dont know why dukey fuck it up with her but Joe Wins Again!!! Booooom

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what would you dobif this happened to you?

Girl Picks Up Guys With A Boner Prank!: http://youtu.be/0nFw_nLdwU0

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Blue balls

Did you ever have a dance and figure out her hot spots that turn her on? Like kissing her neck, pilling her hair, licking her nipples then blowing on them etc. If you found her hot spot did you take…

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Her wanting to be kissed after a BJ

Through the years I have had several willing partners (none professional) who enjoyed our time together as much as I did. What is up with her wanting to kiss you when she goes down on you but is grossed out…

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HJ out on the main floor vs BJ or FS in private.

Is this a cost issue? Where I club it is very easy to get a dancer to stick her hand up your pants and jerk you off for the cost of the dances. If she puts lube on her hand…

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Recent site changes.

I just want to publicly thank founder for escalating the ignore functionality to the next level. Making ignored people completely disappear is awesome. The style and formatting changes ain't too bad either, though there are some spots where the contrast…

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SS - My Personal Soap Opera Part 2

Look for part 1 posted last week if you didn't read it. This will be long enough without a rehash. Despite my temptation to embellish this story, I won't. I will say I learned a lot about SS in general…