Lena's post about the dude that liked the ol' nutcracker got me thinking about over the top extras. What do you guys consider over the top -- way beyond standard fare like BBBJ or covered FS? I'm not just talking about BBFS. At one level BBFS is just plain stupid but at another it is really the same activity as CFS, just done unsafely. I'm talking about taking things to another level.
I'm going to start -- rimjob. You've got a keeper if she'll rim you ITC.
I've heard the stories of customers asking strippers to piss in a glass for them to drink it.
If a girl says Greek is on the menu the first time you "get dances" from her, then you know she's either really a freak or really desperate.
An escort told me "guys are weird", like the one who wanted her to stomp on his package with leather stiletto boots
+1 to everything said so far
taking me out to dinner, and fucking me for a fraction of the price. Yeah I'm a simple guy, no extra tricks needed on me.
@shadowcat EWWWWWWW@WWWWW!
Piss in a glass is gross. I have them piss right into my mouth. Those glasses can be dirty!!! :)
Oh noooo I was never asked to piss in the glass for a lot of money,I'd be so totally up for that!! :))
Anchovies, garlic, and onions. Now those are some extreme extras.
Cucumbers ?
Zip, I'd hope that she wouldn't consent to you giving her a rimjob, especially if she'd give you an unexpected brown shower.
zipman68 is gross just like that retard crazyjoe. He is almost the worse retard here and crazyjoe is the most retarded and he is reely gross. If you drink piss your retarded. I dont know what a rimjob is but I bet brown shower is diareea or something reely gross. Your retards for talking about this. Fucking fuck you zipman68 and fucking fuck you crazyjoe. Yor both retards.
And what would you do with a cucumber in a strip club Juice retard? Just eat the strip club food and dont toss your own salad. Thats retarded. Geez your all retards.
Anal. The end.
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"Anal. The end."
It's kind of like a three-word haiku.
Lol
It's not extreme - based on the op - but CFS right at the bar (or against the wall if you are a bit shy).
There are some crazy freaks - and I see this topic got the crazy train rolling!
Blast from the past, again!
If I stick with vanilla type stuff (that is, the type of stuff that most of us have done in high school or college, except for a certain beloved poster who is just discovering it in late middle age :) :) ... as opposed to kink, which breaks entirely new territory, but this group tends to not want to hear about:
Greek Cumming on her face or tits Snowballs -ok, this peeks over into kink ... and fails the "all of us except JS69 have done in high school" test Sex and BJs in the main rooms HJ in the main room of a militantly no-extras club (I was the recipient of this, so I can verify this one personally!) Rimming (customer-on-stripper ... I'm not sure I've heard of stripper-on-customer) Dildos (Another first-hand one for me: I've fucked a number of strippers with them) Vibrators on the main floor (And my third first-hand one from this list)
I can roll of a ton if we include kink, including a number I've done firsthand (e.g., clothespins on a stripper's pussy) and a number I've either seen or heard about (e.g., stripper strap-on fucking customers, strippers peeing in customers' mouths, etc). I know you guys are kink-averse, but might liven up the thread quite a bit!
Subraman - I'm sure you have great stories about kinky extras you've seen in clubs. I'd enjoy hearing more of your stories. Some of that stuff sounds great. Definitely would liven things up!
The origin of 4got2wipe
Everything mentioned in this thread so far makes me wanna gag a little. Gross...except cuming on a strippers face.
yes @mikey, the origin of @4got2wipe. more accurately it is when you decided to add the @4got2wipe identity to your @zipperhead identity. your a complete sicko with you feces fascination
just stop trolling @mikey. retire your @zipperhead, @4got2wipe, @TheeOSU, @JBBJ, @CaraLynn87, @rickthezoo and all of your other crap characters. your pathetic the way you have to make up some crap story about JFK just because i tell the truth about my grandpappy, JFK, and Sinatra pulling a train on Judith Exeter
everybody else know that @DoctorPhil is the gospel truth and @mikey and all of his troll identities is a bunch of crap stories
Back on track- anything requiring a 'safe' word, especially in clubs where the dj is one of those assholes who has to set the volume on earth shattering and you can't hear normal conversation to begin with. Bonus if it is a dancer with a weird dialect or who straight out "No speaka much English"
It's over the top if she did it with the guy right before me. But I don't understand all this bizarre crap. What's wrong with old fashioned fucking and sucking. Never gets old to me.