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shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

When you think of a strip club, you probably envision women with enhanced breasts and toned bodies tearing off what little clothing they have to a popular dance song. And you’d be right. Except if you were at a strip club in Springfield, Oregon.

They, like your normal strip club will have women with little clothing who are ripping it off when a Lil Jon song comes on. But at “Baby Bumpers”, there will be one ‘glowing’ difference. The strippers will be pregnant. Yes, you heard that correctly – “Baby Bumpers” will be full of pregnant strippers.

To make the situation even more strange all strippers will be required to be at least six-months pregnant when they take the stage, so none of that mini-bump stuff at “Baby Bumpers”.


Residents were shocked today to find out about a very unique kind of strip club opening in their neighborhood. The new club, which will be known as Baby Bumpers, is like any other strip club with one exception –all dancers are required to be at least 6 months pregnant.

It’s a well known fact that women who are pregnant are understandably uncomfortable. I can’t imagine that will get any better on a hot stage with irritating clothing while wearing eight-inch heels to weirdos with a strange preganant woman fetish.

Yes, there’s a market for just about everything these days but this might be stretching things a little too far. And no, that wasn’t a punchline for stretchmarks but damn I missed a solid opportunity there.

Begrudging a woman for actually taking a job at “Baby Bumpers” isn’t my place as everybody needs to make a dollar, but perhaps Target is hiring. Those red vests match well with anything.


Lets help some of the girls get hired. Throw those condoms away. :)