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I'm kinda like this guy

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Most days, I am a mild mannered businessman. But at night, when I'm in the strip club, I'm Superman.

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crazyjoe

Go for it

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shadowcat

Think I'll pass. Can you imagine what a woman must look like if she has to go on the internet to find some one to fuck her?

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jackslash

All my sperm donations wind up in strippers' mouthes.

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Corvus

Sounds like Ranukam to me!

One way to get some pussy and guess you could decline if she was hedious. Maybe I'll start telling strippers I'm a sperm donor when they ask what I do.

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Clubber

If the floor or a tissue receives, does that make one a donor?

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PhantomGeek

I think I'd have to pass, too. For years, women have been telling me, "You! Out of the gene pool!" I figure there's probably a good reason for it.

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crazyjoe

I would be that guy in a world of 8's 9's and 10's

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MrBater2010

Ha, I seem to remember a really bad case in Cali. 2 Lesbians got a guy to donate sperm. They didn't go through a doctor. The woman separated a few years later and the one that had the child was suing the guy for child support even though he was not apart of the child life and didn't have any type of fatherly rights.

Another example of letting your dick get you into trouble.

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MrBater2010

Ha, I seem to remember a really bad case in Cali. 2 Lesbians got a guy to donate sperm. They didn't go through a doctor. The woman separated a few years later and the one that had the child was suing the guy for child support even though he was not apart of the child life and didn't have any type of fatherly rights.

Another example of letting your dick get you into trouble.

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Clackport

Yessir Corvus lol.

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slaux.pas

Your kinda like a retard you retard

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