"the world’s foremost expert, Sir Mix-a-Lot...thinks Kim’s famous silhouette is admirable, but the crown still belongs to J. Lo. In fact, the rapper says it was Lopez’s moves as a Fly Girl on the 90s show In Living Color that first inspired him to write “Baby Got Back,”
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To be perfectly fair, there's more to butt than merely big, and when dealing with comparable assets we have to realize JLo's admirable ass is a dancer's derriere. Not just large, but well toned and not just from a gym routine but from actual real-world vigorous movement. Those Boricua buttocks will remain nicely rounded for a while longer. Meanwhile Kim K has to be acknowledged for overall corporal curvacity and particularly those gorgeous gluteals but OTOH seems to me continuously at peril of slipping past the line into fatbutt territory. That Armenian arse is going to take some maintenance to hold up.
Given fully free choice I'd have one of them press her butt to the right side of my face, and the other to the left. But in the end I'd take JLo if forced to choose (oh, I know, the K sisters have the sluttier reputation, but being as it's equally implausible, I might as well have the one with talents other than just "I have a big ass and I fuck rappers").
Kim K did a good job of making herself revelant again. She's older now, but man her ass looks good on that magazine cover! I would love to fuck the shit out of her! I would give the slight edge to Kim K because to my knowledge I haven't see any J Lo bare ass pics.
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Since Kim K has the face of a horse do you think a Kim K rump roast would be as tasty as a similar roast of real horse meat?
Regardless, this reminds me of the South Park episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnMM0jpg6…
To be perfectly fair, there's more to butt than merely big, and when dealing with comparable assets we have to realize JLo's admirable ass is a dancer's derriere. Not just large, but well toned and not just from a gym routine but from actual real-world vigorous movement. Those Boricua buttocks will remain nicely rounded for a while longer. Meanwhile Kim K has to be acknowledged for overall corporal curvacity and particularly those gorgeous gluteals but OTOH seems to me continuously at peril of slipping past the line into fatbutt territory. That Armenian arse is going to take some maintenance to hold up.
Given fully free choice I'd have one of them press her butt to the right side of my face, and the other to the left. But in the end I'd take JLo if forced to choose (oh, I know, the K sisters have the sluttier reputation, but being as it's equally implausible, I might as well have the one with talents other than just "I have a big ass and I fuck rappers").
Papi must still be out checking for fog machines or something