As noted, Lusty is not for...

As noted, Lusty is not for the faint of heart. It’s basically an, old, neighborhood bar where you will see the customers on the bar stools getting lapdances (at one point I just stepped back and felt like I had stepped into some alternate, male-fantasy universe where lapdances are just generally available anywhere). OK, actually a neighborhood bar with laps PLUS a cubby hole called a VIP room where unmentionable things occur.

So, this was just the first stop on the Akron leg of my tour. Since I wasn’t overwhelmed by the options, I left for my next stop (to be reviewed shortly) after a quick recon and sampling of the goods. It was mid-afternoon (after 4), which may have explained the lack of options. Two older ladies were working, one or two younger dancers were busy with customers and, so, out of play, and a few younger and hotter women were walking in and out of the joint. I don’t know if they finished their shift, were arriving early for the next shift, or whatever. However, I can and should only comment on the known commodities. I suspect most guys would say that the two older women had stayed in the profession too long. The younger ones were not slender (though not unattractive) and would face stiff competition in a traditional club. But, this is not that.

I only got dances from the two older women, as it did not seem worth my time to see if the younger ones might break free. On the upside, although they may have overstayed their professional peak, they seemed aware of this and were intent upon doing whatever they could do to, shall we say, stimulate business. Both left little doubt in my mind as to the benefits of a VIP dance. I might have given it a go since the price was right ($15 per song plus an equal amount to the dancer), but, in view of the low talent ceiling and my desire to maximize the tour, I decided to move on after getting 2 barstool dances from one dancer and 1 from the other. Both demonstrated a considerable amount of skill in providing some of the best grabbing and grinding possible in a difficult (high chair) circumstance.