Was having lunch at the bar the other day, and overheard a couple of millennials talking about the economy. Now first of all, according to stevie-girl, millenials are oblivious about such things, so that was kind of like WTF right off the bat.
But then what they said really shocked me: "The economy is so strong right now... All these people saying falling oil is bad when it's actually good...". How dare they have a different take than stevie-girl. Don't they know that stevie-girl spends between one and two minutes a day googling and cherry picking headlines about how bad the economy is. Especially for young people who he is resentful of because he can't accept being old himself.
Don't these millennials know that stevie-girl even quoted an article from The Economist, a very prestigious and always accurate publication, about how bad the economy is. Who are they mock a mind like stevie-girl's who is now rivalling txtittyfan and RickyBoy in terms accurate financial prognostications?
Those millenials should really just get a clue and realize that they are DOOMED! ABSOLUTELY DOOOMED! Because stevie-girl and The Economist said so. How dare they think otherwise!


I heard some millennials talking about the false vacuum destroying everything. We're totally doomed!!! This economy shit is nothing.