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crazyjoe
Colorado
Have you ever been talking to a hot dancer you really want dances from and suddenly you have hot air trying to come out your ass? And your in pain?

A. Do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and take a chance on her moving on?

B. Do you go ahead and get dances and try to hold it and hope she doesnt bounce on your stomache too hard?

C. Do you let her walk in front of you to the dance area and try to let it out quietl and sneaky and hope she doesn't notice?

D. Do you just blow ass like you just don't care? After all she is just a stripper.

E. ?

17 comments

  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    That's not a problem in most clubs. The music is so loud that you can fart at will. Now the smell might be a different issue. I usually just blame it on her. :)
  • slaux.pas
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    10 years ago
    Your a gross retard crazyjoe. Stop posting this bullshit you retard. Your so retarded that you even sent me emails i cant open. What a retard.
  • chessmaster
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    10 years ago
    I think I'll go with c and hope nobody walks directly behind me.
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    @Slop.pussy...if you can't open an email, who is the retarded one?
  • shailynn
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    10 years ago
    I'm starting to like slaux.pas's posts! Lol
  • bang69
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    10 years ago
    I agree with shadow 100%
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Just happened to me Monday night. I stopped at the restroom on the way to the dance area.
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    I excuse myself and head to the bathroom with the promise that I'll be right back. It'd just be my luck that it'd be a majorly wet, sloppy fart. I'd hate to hear -- and feel -- "squish, squish, squish" while she's grinding and bouncing on me.
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Pretty girls don't fart
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    I would say "D". Unless she's in the middle of giving me a rimjob. In which case it's still "D".
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    But mo-head dude...sketchy old perverts do fart. I suspect the average TUSCL'er primary biological activities are farting and priapism from boner pill overdose.
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    Great thread!
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    What a dilemma.
  • Longball300
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    10 years ago
    You wait for the annoying shot girl to stop by and let loose..........blaming her of course!
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    I recently had a dancer approach me and ask why I was sitting there all alone. I told her that I just farted and the smell hadn't cleared out yet. I wound up getting a couple of good dances from her. :)
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Longball, you could do that with bouncers that annoy the hell out of you, too.

    SC, ever the gentleman ; P
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    @Shadow-Hahahahahaha.
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