An early afternoon visit to T's...

An early afternoon visit to T's was interesting enough to motivate a return trip the next time I'm in West Palm. T's is easy to find, a large building on a corner lot with plenty of free parking. Inside, the club appears much smaller, due to the odd layout. The entrance opens into the bar area. At first glance (as your eyes are adjusting), it appears that the bar is all there is. The main stage and seating area is behind the bar, separated by a partition; you can see the stage from some bar seats but not all. Anyway, it's fine once you figure it out.

I sat down at the bar, and before the bartender asked me for my drink order, a dancer appeared on my left looking for company. Wow, that was fast. In any case, she was an attractive, curvy Latina (from Mexico). I quickly looked around at the rest of the talent, and concluded that she was the pick of the litter for the moment. Found her a seat, and we both ordered drinks. The alcohol and some conversation led to some lap dances. The LD area is on the opposite side of the stage from the bar, through the main room (which has an uneven floor--several little steps up and down). Not much privacy available, but the club was pretty empty. The dances were reasonably high mileage, with stick shifting and (bonus) dirty talk; pricing was $25/song, or "5 for $100." Songs were not cut; in fact, the DJ was playing music from my '80s strip club days, like Aerosmith and AC/DC. After some fun lappers, was offered VIP (with an explicit services menu) but did not partake.

Overall, T's is a decent club. More blue-collar than "ghetto," at least in the afternoon. There's no food available until the happy hour buffet. Bar service was polite and quick. The dancers were mainly in the 6-7 range, lots of ink, a few on the chubby side, but overall fine. I certainly had fun with my Mexican cutie. T's seems like a good place to kill some time in the afternoon; the vibe may change late at night, but as a daytime clubber I'm likely to return.