Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

Terrible. I walked in, and was at...

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CtDan
Nov 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Terrible.

I walked in, and was at least greeted nicely by the bartender after paying a $7 cover. In hind site, that seems pricey for a place like this with such marginal talent. It seemed that there were five "girls" dancing, and I use the quotes because the best looking one I'm not 100% sure was born a female. Given the facial structure, the novelty-sized boobs, and the manly-man hands (although no noticeable adams apple) I call her 40/60 in favor of is/was a guy. Otherwise, the dancers were all African American and mostly had a definitive ghetto look and attitude to them.

So, I don't know. I wasn't enticed to even go to the stage to either get twerked by ghetto-girl or have the transexual stick her crotch towards my face. I basically hung out for a half hour nursing a beer, while four of five very drunk dudes got more and more obnoxious about what they expected for a single dollar bill.

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