As we all know, YMMV, but...

As we all know, YMMV, but I went on Friday Night around 1am. It was pretty busy. I used the limo service, which i thought would grant me no cover charge. Apparently that is not the case at LD. Oh Well. Upon entering was immediately greeted by one of the girls who was no doubt trying to snipe my business. Well, stupid me - it was my fault...i wouldn't normally have picked this girl, but did a couple dances and was actually not disappointed with her service. I sat at the smaller stage for a while, scoping out the club the entire time. After a few more lap dances from various girls, I narrowed down my goddess. I saw her from afar and watched as she strolled the club - not the type to put on the big hustle, and she seemed kinda lost, but nevertheless, she was The 10, and the only 10 i was seeing in the club, and she was just an absolutely gorgeous woman. I approached her and she seemed kind of surprised at first...i engaged conversation and she let me now that she was about to take to the smaller stage. While she waited her turn, she sat on my lap and we talked a bit. I made sure to let her know at that time that I was ready for her when she was done.

Once we were finished she offered to escort me back to my seat, but i decided that the night couldn't possibly get any better than that, so she escorted me to the door instead.

To make a long story short $100/4 dances has never seemed like such a great bargain.