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Dancer Lawsuits

Was just flipping thru the classified ads of a free alternative newspaper (Miami New Times) and saw an ad from a law office out of Houston, TX that seems to be specializing in this area and they provided the following…

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Portland clubs

I'm going to be in Portland the week after next. It's kinda hard to figure out the clubs from the reviews cause there are so many of them so I'd appreciate any suggestions on clubs from Portland regulars. I've…

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offtopic, Walmart has way underreported earnings, apparently using them to build

I just don't understand where they are putting all the dirt and how tanks are going through walmart doors. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1064268/pg1 That is if reports from a conspiracy web site can be believed. Sounds more believable than the guy who said the sky is…

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OT: What do you do when false things are said about you on the internet?

Does anyone have an idea about how to get this trash off the internet? http://www.uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?388713-Worst-strip-club-you-ve-been-to/page2 I found some guys on a random website passing around photos of me and saying how I was not female at all. My feelings are…

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Dancing customers

When I was at MBOT with the DS, she really wanted to dance on stage. It's a very unique stage set up which she wanted to try out. I considered asking management for permission. The only reason…

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Bad Mother

Rachel Lenhardt is a very bad mother and clearly has some serious problems, but I would really, really like to get to know her. Story here: http://tinyurl.com/mmxo8fj Pix here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pSLBV

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Physically this club is unassuming on...

Physically this club is unassuming on the outside and pretty decent on the inside. Cover was $2 and sodas were $5. I don't know what they charge for alcoholic drinks, but its probably about…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

It has been almost a year...

It has been almost a year since I had been to this club, and I had generally found it to be a reliable stop for a good evening's entertainment. This visit was better than I…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Was back in town and decided...

Was back in town and decided to try Monroe's again. I will say that things have improved for the better. The dancers are much better looking then before, and also it seems the are stepping…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Best late afternoon club time I...

Best late afternoon club time I have had in years. Got in around 5:30 after a convention. 8 guys in the room all watching the stage show. Approximately 6 girls working, most white with one…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Made another visit to Brass Flamingo,...

Made another visit to Brass Flamingo, after an enjoyable one about a month ago. Once again, I walked in, went to the back bar, and a friendly young lady came up to me, said…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I've been to PP on different...

I've been to PP on different occasions usually late evenings. This was my first time being there on a week day night early evening. The place didn't have many patrons at the time I was…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

the physical description is the same...

the physical description is the same as before. There is no cover and you just need to buy a drink. the special is for domestic beers it is $4 for one…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while and thought I would check it out. Pretty disappointed with the lack of talent for a Friday happy hour. Didn't seem like a lot of girls…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I should have listened to what...

I should have listened to what was earlier reported on her. There was a drug bust at this club a few weeks ago and the word was that LE was cracking down on this…

Cookies-n-Cream

Theodore, Alabama

Terribly lit spot which can barely...

Terribly lit spot which can barely be seen on highway. anyways i found my way into the club after paying $10 and getting a pat down from the bouncer/owner i guess. Dude straight…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made a Friday night visit to...

Made a Friday night visit to see if anything changed for the better. Lots of new faces, some not too bad looking. Several said they were from the Greenville sister club that is facing being…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

First the bullshit you dont care...

First the bullshit you dont care about, the actual building and the people who work there. Then the shit you do care about: the Girls. The place is a damn shack, imagine a strip club…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I went to FGs on a...

I went to FGs on a weds afternoon. It was after 2 pm so I missed the "Day Dream Hour " from 1 til 2. This kind of an earlier bird special with $5 lap…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited this club on a friday...

Visited this club on a friday evening before catching a flight back home, was almost empty when I first walked in at around 8 PM but filled quite quickly. It took the waitress a very…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Basically just bought a drink and...

Basically just bought a drink and watched some of the basketball game on TV. Definitely not what I was looking to do, or I would have stayed at the casino. There were enough dancers…

Power Strip Gentlemens Club

Detroit, Michigan

Chix on Dix is open for...

Chix on Dix is open for business, and overall is a fun place. My main reason for checking it out was the name, which I love but learned that the new owners intend to…

Taboo

Phoenix, Arizona

The place is real ugly in...

The place is real ugly in the outside. Once you go inside the interior gets much worse. The place had only one quite below average looking dancer. The guy up front tried to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This review covers two visits on...

This review covers two visits on a Thursday--one in the early afternoon, which was fun, and a return visit that evening, which was a bust. Such is the life of a PL. The…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

Thought I would add a Babylon...

Thought I would add a Babylon update. As you can see from the description, this place is only open now on Fridays and Saturdays. I went there late recently on Saturday night…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Oh my. Hadn't been out clubbing...

Oh my. Hadn't been out clubbing for several months. Went to my go-to place and a lot seems to have happened. At 1:30 a.m. On a Friday night, there were five male customers and one…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

i must say first this club...

i must say first this club is awesome!! its right down town peoria. new building, new everything! it has two dancer stages and a big main stage. cover is reasonable, the same as most clubs…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

After stopping in at Choice, which...

After stopping in at Choice, which was less lively than the Minneapolis Public Library on a Friday night, Imheaded up to Dreamgirls. This place is part of the Deja Vu chain and has a lot…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Been here many times over the...

Been here many times over the years. There was a while that i agreed with reviews that were down on this club,but disagrtee with the complainers now. This is a fun place to…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Great place for a good time....

Great place for a good time. BYOB. Amateur hour at 2 am very good with stage covered with girls. Talent is all over the scale. Some really good looking who seem to have an attitude,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Have been here multiple times both...

Have been here multiple times both before and after they added alcohol. Large fairly well-lit parking lot, always felt pretty safe. Cover around 10-15 bucks depending on time of day. It has been very…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

This club's main attraction is that...

This club's main attraction is that they are the only nude club for many miles. The girls know this and boy, do they use it. If you're willing to tip, get ready to see…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

In my experience thisplace has always...

In my experience thisplace has always been hit or miss. On this night, it was just ok. The layout is as othershave described it. By club standards, I think itis laid out pretty good. On…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I decided to try tmc again...

I decided to try tmc again after being disappointed the last few times I went. Well sad to say I was disappointed again. The dancer quality is very below average and dancers are not…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Nothing new here. You know...

Nothing new here. You know what to expect when a gal takes you to the back of the VIP Room. Before entry, you will see a list of typed rules of which none are…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Here I paid the usual $10...

Here I paid the usual $10 for the two-drink minimum. And after the first dancer came on stage, I was approached by an athletic blonde where we immediately had 4 ($40) dances in the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hit Hollywood Show Club around 8:00...

Hit Hollywood Show Club around 8:00 on a Wednesday night. A light crowd as would be expected given the day and time. They were doing a rotation of one dancer per stage with two stages…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

After reading reviews of the various...

After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both.…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

Went here on a Friday night...

Went here on a Friday night in December after a company holiday party with a couple of coworkers - bouncers were nice as we entered - typical pat down but courteous about it. There was…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I've been to PT's quite a...

I've been to PT's quite a few times and am hardly ever disappointed. The club is located on the North East side of town, kind of far away from central Dallas. But it's easy to…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Back in town for work again,...

Back in town for work again, so decided to take a trip to the Ritz again. I made sure to visit on Monday again for the half of everything deal including drinks, lap dances,…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Definitely a quality club, my buddies...

Definitely a quality club, my buddies and went on Monday night and had a blast. The place was busy enough that there was a fun environment going on but not too busy that you…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This review is mostly about a...

This review is mostly about a recent visit but also a bit about some other recent visits as well. Stopped by Caddy recently around midnight on a Weekend night after visiting Foxy where it was super…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Like many have stated this club...

Like many have stated this club is very unique and different than most strip clubs. I've visited here three or four times and each time has been a different expeirence, some good some bad. I've…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I went to MBOT on a...

I went to MBOT on a Monday night with a fellow tuscler, and in the same week on a Thursday night with a dancer friend. This review is a compilation of both visits. Cover charge…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

DD's is in a shady part...

DD's is in a shady part of town like other reviewers have said. This wasn't a problem since they have secure parking that is monitored by the staff. I felt entirely safe leaving…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I just realized that I haven't...

I just realized that I haven't reviewed the Blue Moon since my initial visit, when I wasn't sure I'd go back. Since then, I've gone back. A lot. I'm always prepared to leave without getting any…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I have visited fantasy's. Still looks the same, and smells the same as well, Lol. That cigarette smoke will immerse itself in your clothes like you wouldn't believe! If…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

This is the second trip i...

This is the second trip i have make to this club. The first was a couple of years ago and I loved it then so I made sure we went again when I returned…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This club located in north-east part...

This club located in north-east part of Atlanta. Arrived around 5 pm. $5 cover. Club was really packed. Not many 8-9 girls that evening, most were in 5-7 range. I like $10 lap dances, very good…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

I visited the club on Friday...

I visited the club on Friday night about 10:00. From the outside the place is very clean and you wouldn’t realize it was a Strip Club. You go down stairs to get to…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a business and decided to hit BM to get the hanf shake or maybe more and this place is always very dependable for pretty girls and ones thay will play…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is an expensive club -...

This is an expensive club - parking, cover, drinks, dances, bathroom attendant - they are all pricey. HOWEVER, you can avoid the parking fee if you manage to find street parking. The website…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Previous reviewers have covered the physical...

Previous reviewers have covered the physical aspect of the club, so I won't cover that. There weren't a lot of dancers and most of them were not that attractive, but there were a couple…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I haven't been to Desire for...

I haven't been to Desire for more than a year so I decided to visit again to see if it was still as good as I remember it being in the past. Happily the answer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I had an hour to kill...

I had an hour to kill and decided to swing by to see what was up here at Scarlett's as it had been over a year since my last visit. It was pretty dead,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Met up with the boys for...

Met up with the boys for happy hour at our local watering hole. After a few hours of boozing pretty heavily, we got the "itch". Quick can ride later, we're at Cheetahs. Entered probably about 10pm,…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

I decided to run up Highway...

I decided to run up Highway 19 to hit Allure because I had a successful visit here last fall. I was bracing myself to be hit with the rancid mystery smell that everyone mentions,…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

This is my second time visiting...

This is my second time visiting this, or any club for that matter. Writing another review because I was a little more proactive this time around versus the last one, so I figured I should…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I visited on the day before...

I visited on the day before the big bust hit the news. Had an old friend who was in town and we decided to meet there before going out to dinner. I decided to go…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Visited Mons at about 3pm on...

Visited Mons at about 3pm on Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was $20 and paid $3.50 for a bottle of water (if I remember correctly). Vary quiet afternoon, total of 6-7 customers during the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Probably the best nude club in...

Probably the best nude club in Denver. Had some time to kill on a Wed. afternoon and went there around 4:30. Place had virtually no patrons but probably about 7 dancers. All the dancers that I…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Lately I've been stopping in every...

Lately I've been stopping in every 2-3 weeks. There is little changed regarding the routine and the physical layout of the place. There are a number of TVs around the place showing sporting…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

This is the club I visit...

This is the club I visit the most. The building is quite nice, there are always attractive dances (an occasional 6, mostly 7s, and some 8-9s). in the evening, some dancers start at…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

I went here on a weeknight...

I went here on a weeknight a few weeks ago while in town on business, probably from about 11 until 1. I've got to say, the girls here were easier and more fun to…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

When you walk in, it looks...

When you walk in, it looks pretty shady - Shady-looking characters, darky and grimy-looking, some of the bouncers look ready to kill somebody ...but there are some ridiculously hot girls there and that's what matters.…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Went back to Shooter Alley after...

Went back to Shooter Alley after a disappointing visit at Follies this past Sunday afternoon. My visit was brief at only one hour. I still had a lot of cash in my wallet so I…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Got there late on a Thursday...

Got there late on a Thursday around 1:30 in the morning. Most of the girls had gone home, and I wanted to see my favorite Blonde, laura, the bartender. I apparently got there…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went to Ebony Inn Friday night...

Went to Ebony Inn Friday night (April 17, 2015). The girls were great and there were plenty of them. But for some reason they had a new DJ that sounded a lot like…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

As others have stated tape is...

As others have stated tape is used by stage dancers. Reports I received are Tuesday night Cheaters was raided with tickets issued. Wednesday IR took a proactive step with tape. Enforcement of…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Was out by the airport so...

Was out by the airport so I made a Friday night visit. Arrived around 7:45 and stayed to about 11PM. Club has free admission until 8PM which is nice however it's usually pretty dead until…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Long time strip club goer here....

Long time strip club goer here. There was a girl smoking outside and I heard her mention to some guys that she had free passes. I asked and was given one, so no…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I go between Greenville and Charlotte...

I go between Greenville and Charlotte for business and personal visits, so decided to break my latest trip with a return to L&L after many years. It still looks about the same, two pool tables…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Was surprised and kind of disappointed...

Was surprised and kind of disappointed about this club I was expecting a little bit better, the club has a lot of potential but they seem to want to be something they are not, the…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Had the best time of my...

Had the best time of my life!!! The girls are FINE and they definitely entertained me. I'm counting down the days until I return to the ATL. Magic City will be one of my first…

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

This place is suuuper tiny. But,...

This place is suuuper tiny. But, strangely it appears bigger on the inside than the outside. They have made great use of what little space they have. It's actually one big room that is separated…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went inside , sat down at...

Went inside , sat down at a table was served my drink by a friendly waitress. I was near the stage watched girls dance and work the pole. All were very active dancers and most…

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What's happing to South Carolina clubs?

Most Myrtle Beach clubs have been shut down. Greenville Platinum is about to be shut down. Is Columbia next? http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/2015/04/17/solicitor-seeks-close-strip-club-lawsuit/25962933/

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Not a substitute for Viagra.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3043648/Dentist-removed-German-patients-teeth-bid-cure-erectile-dysfunction-ordered-pay-14-000-compensation.html

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Was Anyone Else In The Cub Scouts And Wonders If Their Den Mother Was Secretly A

Or is it just me?

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Getting Hustled?

From what I can tell, my ATF is a pretty good hustler. She has a number of guys that take her shopping, give her expensive gifts, do favors for her, and pay her to go out with them (apparently…

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Stripper boyfriend candidate

In case you know a stripper who is in the market for a boyfriend, here is a very attractive candidate. http://dailym.ai/1zqshPF

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What did I miss?

I've been engrossed in a 19 year old fantasy for the past four days, and only had a very brief opportunity to check tuscl. What did I miss?

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Lawsuit seeks to legalize prostitution in California

http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Lawsuit-seeks-to-legalize-prostitution-in-California-116515.shtml

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Depressed

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's all-time leading scorer, had quadruple bypass surgery today. Dang, he played until he was 42. He was thin. If even he developed heart disease, how the hell are the rest of us old fat…

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Broke my cherry!

I did something I've never done, propped a review, below. This place as got to be the shill review capital of the world. The below review, however, pretty much parallels my experiences there, AND he didn't get ripped off which…

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Four types of dancers

I've noticed I can roughly divide dancer hustle styles into four broad categories. 1) Professional Hustlers. These girls are at the club to work. They want to extract every dollar they can from any available customer. They provide good…

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Adiós, Sábado Gigante

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-spanish-tv-staple-sabado-gigante-to-end-its-run-after-53-years-on-the-air-20150416-story.html

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Hilarious video about getting old

My grandma sent me this https://youtu.be/LR2qZ0A8vic

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Stripping not allowed in Saskatchewan, unless it's for charity

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/saskatchewan-strip-club-ban-to-make-exception-for-charitable-events/article23993088/

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CrazyJoe and 10K posts!

I was wondering why CrazyJoe posted more than 100 replies on a random rickdugan thread! But it looks like CrazyJoe now has 10,069 posts! Brilliant!

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Tanning bed pics :)

http://imgbox.com/g/4w8cCWVH6c

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Joke of the Day

Q. What begins with a " C" ends with a "T", has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet on the inside? A. A coconut.

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here late on a Sunday...

Went here late on a Sunday night with my wife. Called the limo and got picked up with free admission. I think had to buy 2 drinks each at $33 or so.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Heard about this place rom a...

Heard about this place rom a friend who used to be a dancer many years ago, thought I'd give it a try. Arrived a little before 7pm, right before shift change. 2 of…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Visited around 10:30pm on a Friday...

Visited around 10:30pm on a Friday night - it was couples nights and there were actually about 20-25 women at the club either in groups or with their guys. It was pretty busy at…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

I gave the club another try...

I gave the club another try after a year in search of talent elsewhere. Nothing has changed except the same dancers are a year older and another point lower. As usual the woman behind the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Arrived at night with a taxi,...

Arrived at night with a taxi, while staying in Vegas for a couple of nights on a business trip. The reviews were showing this place is slightly better than others, so went to see what…

Sheer Fantasy

St. Albans, West Virginia

I came here out of the...

I came here out of the blue. Didn't do very well at the casino, so I thought I would see what the local wildlife looked like. Parked in the lot behind the fence. The building…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Stopped by this club after flying...

Stopped by this club after flying into LA for business. The club was close to the airport, had free parking, and just $6 cover after lunch. Turns out they also have dance specials before 2pm.…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I love this place, they have...

I love this place, they have hot girls, stiff drinks & the DJs will play any requests you make (with a $mall incentive), unlike most places the VIP rooms can get pretty Naughty & you…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Last Saturday night I checked out...

Last Saturday night I checked out the "new" Wild Zebra club in Providence. Frankly it looks and feels like the old Cheaters club that was here before except the interior has been repainted and fumigated…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I hadn't been to bourbon in...

I hadn't been to bourbon in a while since one of my favs moved on, thought I'd stop in to see what if anything has changed. It's still CRAZY dark when you first walk in.…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Decided to stop here while doing...

Decided to stop here while doing some work out that way and seeing the sign off the 10 freeway. The inside of the club looks pretty good. When I got there the bartendress was the…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Club is in a reasonable nice...

Club is in a reasonable nice area. Ample parking. Clean but not upscale. No alcohol so after a 15$ cover I didn't bother with any drinks and saved my money for the girls. Girls…

The Rabbit Hole

Portland, Oregon

Was up by The...

Was up by The Rabbit Hole last week so thought I'd drop in and see about renovation progress! They've upgraded the lighting a lot and seem to be doing a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

So... The famous Casa Diablo in...

So... The famous Casa Diablo in the self-proclaimed strip club capital of the world. Proof that even going to the right club can be a mistake if you go at the wrong time. I was…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

The girls at this club are...

The girls at this club are for the most part sub par with a few exceptions. A lot of the girls just sit in the back and hide most of the night. The girls that…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

This is the place to go...

This is the place to go on Tuesday nights with the 2 for 1 dances on the beds for $40 (recommend to skip the chair dance area and go straight to the beds). You…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and it turns out, the one I was meeting with also likes to see a good "show" every now and then. We had lunch nearby and found ourselves…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club for about a month and I rarely go on a Thursday afternoon so I didn't know what to expect. The very attractive bar tender was working and she was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Haven't been here in a while...

Haven't been here in a while but not much has changed. Parking lot was pretty empty compared to previous visits when it was hard to find a spot. About 6 patrons at the bar. Ruby came…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

The place isn't bad. Some nights...

The place isn't bad. Some nights you get some good girls other nights not so much. They have a good choice of draft Beer. some of my buddies and I go here from time to…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Same old dive. It's been a...

Same old dive. It's been a year since my last visit. 6 dancers there when I arrived, but 2 left at shift change. One was a nice looking Latina with a big butt. She asked…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Hadn't been to the Hot Spot...

Hadn't been to the Hot Spot in several months but I'm happy I visited this time. While there were only 5 dancers (3 white, 2 AA) there were hardly any custies either so I…

Dusk to Dawn

Waterbury, Connecticut

Stopped in here on my way...

Stopped in here on my way home from a business trip. I spent 8 hours on a train and i needed to unwind a little. It was a Weds. night about 930 when i walked…

VIP Gentlemen's Club

Key West, Florida

This is not a good club...

This is not a good club if you're on a budget. I'm not wealthy, but sometimes I spend as if I am when I've had a few. Like everyone else in key west, I had.…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

passed by here on a Saturday...

passed by here on a Saturday night. placed was packed, I had a hard time finding a seat. half the girls were attractive, the other half should have stayed home. I like that they mostly…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I paid a "regular" visit here...

I paid a "regular" visit here recently to see how things are and how they may have changed. Other recent reviews describe the current status of this once-exciting club well. It's no longer…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

It's Market week and the girl...

It's Market week and the girl at the door let me in free as well. Lot's of dance specials and drink specials considering the convention is in town. I'd say that this week, money sure…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Was in DC on business, dinner...

Was in DC on business, dinner ended early so I headed to Camelot's to check out the talent. As many others have noted, DC has a strict "no touch" policy and in the…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in this joint on a...

Stopped in this joint on a Wednesday day shift to see if things had taken a turn for the better... and i must say I have definitely seen worst here. There was one waitress who…

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And this is why we don't pay upfront...

All my instincts told me that she was not a good OTC candidate. When I was finally starting to brush her off, intimating that she were probably not on the same page, she made every effort to claim otherwise.…

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Unusual strip club neighbors

What is the most unusual / unlikely / odd thing you have seen neighboring a strip club? For example... The Diamond Cabaret in Plattsburgh, New York (which closed several years ago) was located across the street from a church which appeared to…

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More Anti-SC shit it seems

Many of us pervs are familiar with Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, FL – it’s a nice little spot with good mileage and very affordable. This club is especially liked since it’s near the metropolis of Orlando and Orlando totally sucks…

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If a Stripper has Sex With You.....

Does that mean she is attracted to you? I know that strippers don't have to have sex and in fact many clubs would fire girls for doing that. I have actually had sex with a couple strippers in the…

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Florida going downhill...

How will this affect clubs? Make them more attractive as a place to acquire a "date"? http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015/04/16/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/

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The Last Man On Earth

How does a show with that title have 6 characters?

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Dancer Fees ?

I don’t often chit chat w/ dancers too much in the SC; I’m a grind-and-bye type of PL for the most part – so IDK that much about the inner-workings of SCs. Do you guys have any idea what dancers at…

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Supply of Dancers ?

Here in South Florida; over the last 2 years or so I have seen some nice clubs open and never really get off the ground – i.e. they seemed not to be able to attract enough good dancers and thus…

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So what's up with the Secret Service?.......

Guys with knives barging into the White House, drones and gyrocopters landing on the lawn. No wonder China, Russia, and of course Iran keep sticking it to us (more nuclear reactors). We can't even protect a lawn.

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Simply Opinions

What's the oldest age you would classify a female as a Sugarbaby? Age range for a MILF? Youngest age for a Cougar? I get SPAM all the time advertising for each and is see 50 year olds listed as Sugarbabies and 22 year…

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Which would you rather date ? A pornstar or stripper

If you had to oppertunity or were forced to would you rather date a pornstar or a stripper and why ?

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Non brilliant move by pervert! :(

Recommendation- do not Jack off in a supermarket and flick your jizm on a woman you don't know! http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/16/porn-addict-disney-worker-charged-for-masturbating-in-supermarket-and-throwing-semen-on-woman-5152567/

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I'm not sure whether this makes me more or less like to fly Delta!

Delta's facebook got hacked with an oral sex post! What do you think about the penis fish? I found them disturbing! http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/11/flying-low-airline-posts-about-oral-sex-on-its-official-facebook-page-5058015/ I'm not sure they're brilliant enough to keep track of my SkyMiles if the can't even keep their facebook secure!

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Is there any BBW strip clubs in Atl??

I am relocating in October and I have never been there. I heard Atlanta changes peoples lives...so, i'm giving it a shot. I want to start stripping because I have fabulous assets: however, I am overweight i'm 5'8 & 188…

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This might work in U.S. strip clubs. :)

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_game_show_where_the_contestants_get_hand_jobs

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I need to go back to high school! High school is brilliant!

I loved high school! I could get A's without studying! My parents had no expectations of me! I even dated a cheerleader! It was brilliant! ;) Now it is filled with hot teachers that want to fuck you! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/kayla-mooney-teacher-sex_n_6992046.html It would be…

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Which would you choose?

Let's say you only have $60. Would you rather spend It on a BBBJ from a not so attractive 250 lb stripper or a 3 song lap dance from a young fit stripper with a great body who grinds well…

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Is whistling at girls on the street sexual harassment?

I'm seeing a story on new York news about signs for no cat calling zones. I remember in college some girls kept whistling at me when I walked by a certain building. I thought it was disappointing I couldn't see…

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[OT]Trivia question: Who went on a date with 19-year-old Hillary?

http://www.salon.com/2015/04/14/robert_reich_hillarys_values_arent_the_problem_partner/ I thought the above testimonial about Hillary written by Robert Reich was interesting and well-written. It goes over some of the major Dem talking points (like resurrecting Glass-Steagall) that I parrot on a regular basis. For most of you deranged…

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Alcohol and pot can lead to non-brilliant parenting decisions! :(

I wonder if the mom in this story is a stripper! (No disrespect to Diva or poledancer who are just brilliant!) http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520 Executive summary: 1. Mom provides alcohol and pot for 16-year old daughter and friends! 2. Mom plays naked twister! 3. Mom fucks one…

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The Wangcaster....the guitar with balls of tone.......

Hellllo Detroit! Are you ready to rock out?.....scuse me while I whip this out http://www.q107.com/2014/03/25/wangcaster-guitar-for-sale/

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George R.R. Martin

I saw a man sitting at the bar at a Detroit strip club last night who looked like George R. R. Martin. An overweight man in his 60's wearing a cap and with a big gray beard. Martin is the…

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School For Strippers - Busted.

http://news.yahoo.com/school-strippers-might-kept-going-not-noise-165803153.html

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This guy doesn’t necessarily look for value

From a recent review of PT’s in Denver: “… I saw Farrah dancing on a table so went after her. She was super hot and friendly. I gave her $30 on stage so she came right back to me after she…

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Derby

Anybody coming to Louisville for Derby? Just curious.

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OT: Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder

Just when I thought celebrities could no longer be convicted of murder. http://nypost.com/2015/04/15/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-first-degree-murder/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News

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New Pics

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Charlotte McKinney nude selfies! Brilliant?

The brilliant is followed by a question mark because I'm not convinced they're actual McKinney boobs! What do you think? ;) http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/04/14/alleged-charlotte-mckinney-leaked-pics-day

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Does she like me?

I'm fairly new to the visiting gentlemans club and at the moment its got me a little confused so i was wondering if i could seek some advice? I first visited the place i am now going to over 18 months…

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Do me a favor.

Somebody tell Avalon from PP Cola to return my garage door opener.

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Your SC lies

Part of the club scene are the lies. Strippers have fake names. Sometimes they have fake "back stories"--lies about being single or not having a man, attending school, life goals, etc. They spend most of their time pretending they like…

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Who's into on line dating?

TURNER, OR (KPTV) - An Oregon woman in an online relationship with a man from Alabama set up a table with candles and wine glasses for their first meeting. She told him to close his eyes, according to court documents, and then…

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She had an Adam's Apple

Fuck. The girl wasa beautiful. She was also funny and great to talk to. And then she swallowed a drink a bought her and I noticed that she had a fucking Adam's Apple. Fuck!!

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Butt fucked

I just cut the biggest check ever for my taxes.I feel molested.

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Sarah Palin: Hot or Not.....um, we clearly know what this guy thinks

Got MILF? http://gawker.com/is-this-guy-sporting-a-chubby-next-to-sarah-palin-or-na-1697474656

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New Member but Not New to Strip Clubbing

Hey everyone I am looking forward to joining in on the discussions with all the pros. I just wrote a couple reviews but they haven't been approved yet. Anyway I have been going to strip clubs for about five years…

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If Founder gave out TUSCL tee-shirts and caps, would you want or buy one?

Just a simple TUSCL design. I think I would, cuz most people would wonder what it means. A good conversation starter

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Me and Juice on the way to da strip club

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When a man loves a woman.

Rip Percy Sledge.

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Va Jay Jay names?

A recent discussion on vagina's had me looking up a definition of "Tackle Box." I stumbled upon this in the Urban Dictionary for a listing of all kinds of slang names for Vaginas... I don't know why I find this so…

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Suck My Balls

I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed. I can understand it if a dancer does not suck dick.…

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Get robbed for $600 bucks, give the club 4.5 star review?

I don't know how to link directly to this review, but dude reviewed Cheetah Pompano (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2994) and claims to have been robbed but he not only stayed at the club after that but he also rated it 8 or better…

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Good article, Feminists overreach with equal pay for equal work day

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/feminists-overreach-with-equal-pay-day-2015-04-13?mod=MW_story_recommended_default&Link=obnetwork What it comes down to is when you compare equal pay for equal work and hours worked, type of job, education level, etc. the pay is pretty much equal. Feminists want extra rights to sue and get advantages men will not…

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Fun last weekend

Here is what Dukey and I did last weekend. I was filming that crazy ass little shit! : https://youtu.be/_AWqubU80m0

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How many of your watch Big Bang

Those nerds supposedly live in Pasadena, they are college professors therefore earn good money, they live in shitty apartments and don't have cars. This equals a lot of extra cash and they are a very short distance from COI. Why…

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Done with my ATF

I apologize in advance for the long post and any typos (did this on my phone). I've seen quite a few posts on here about when you "break up" with your ATF. I knew going into it that it would…

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The Highest Lap Dance Price

Was at a club last night with the most expensive lap dance price I've ever seen. $60 for a nude lap dance! It seemed like a normal 2.5-3 min song, and no I did not pay that price.…

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Ricks Tally Ho,Buffalo NY

Anybody remember a stripper named Malibu? She wrote a book through her online creative writing degree called,"Stripped Alive".I would love to get a copy of it.

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A Stripper Selfie

A dancer had been sitting at my table for 20 minutes. She pulled out her iPhone and handed it to me. Dancer: "Take a selfie of me." Me: "I think that's called a photograph." Dancer: "Huh?"

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Couple friendly strip club in NYC

Looking for a strip club in NYC that has good private couples lap dances (Male/Female). We went to 4play in Los Angeles and really liked it. Any suggestions?

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New Master Race Coming?

Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm Does this mean that Black dudes are going to have the smartest kids, making Black people the real master race?

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From the frying pan into the fire.

Went from a stripper that acted like a child to a stripper that has a child.Somebody talk me out of this.You know why I'm there.

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Fayetteville, NC, 2:00 AM

According to the Fayetteville Observer, a Fort Bragg solider was killed early last Friday morning after an altercation outside "an adult entertainment club," the Pearl Necklace. There had been a verbal exchange in the parking lot about 2:00 AM,…

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Another sports topic.

The recent "Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires" was interesting. Below is a link to "Top 20 NFL Players Who Lost Everything". Scanning through it, one really has to say WTF!!! http://www.thesportster.com/football/top-20-nfl-players-who-lost-everything/?utm_source=TS-FB-B&utm_medium=Facebook-Distribution&utm_campaign=TS-FB-B

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me

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Do you share?

Do you share your knowledge? We have knowledge about how to fuck gorgeous young women that most of the guys in the country have no clue about. For example I was reading a forum discussion about using escorts…

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My old reviews

Anybody ever go back and read your old reviews? I just did mine and it's kinda fun. It's like going back in time and watching your evolution as a strip club connoisseur. For the most part the reviews…

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Dear Coleen: I had sex with 25 men at a party and now I'm pregnant, what should

Dear Coleen, I have been really stupid. I went to a party recently and got very drunk and had sex with all the guys there. There was porn on the TV and, stupidly, I decided to copy it. Now I’ve discovered that I’m…

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Somewhat off topic-condom for bj

Haven't really dealt with bjs with a condom until the club scene. If anyone has any recommendations for the most sensation that would be a great help. Was thinking of just getting extra thin Trojans, but they also have those…

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If A Streetcar Named Desire had an asian guy instead of Marlon Brando.......

At the ending he would have been yellling "Sterra!.......STERRA!" Motor made me think of this

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pregnant dancer

I was at a club yesterday and I noticed that one dancer sitting across the bar from me was getting a lot of attention, mostly from the staff. I didn't think a lot about it till they called her name…

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Platinum in Columbia Managet watching Laps

What's with the big fat dude sitting in the lap face area ? Is this the standard now ....Or is this just because the Masters is in town and they want to make sure NO hanky panky is going on…

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Backpage is it real or the cops?

I remember when I was getting ready to throw my brother a bachelor party last year in Virginia. I read through the reviews here and it seemed like the sc in va sucked. So someone told me to try…

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Toledo Dejavu

Man guess they do screw..First time there.Kayla was awesome.girl with the nice ass..damn it was good

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Mileage outside DC

I'm going to be stuck in DC for a week and will be looking for fun. I've checked out the reviews for DC clubs, and they sound lame. So where does one go outside of DC to look for mileage?

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A Heartwarming True Story

A girl's parents die during her senior year in high school so she goes to live with her grandmother. Her grandmother can barely support herself as it is and pretty soon they'll have to go live in a homeless shelter…

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Q: Who's the biggest hoe in history?

A: Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls

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juice update skeet skeet lol

Haven't been on tuscl much do to my goals of wanting to be a whale soooo with that said i had to stop going broke at clubs and start making money moves......been playing lots of onine fake money poker and…

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Money back guarantee

Ever asked for or had any success getting your entry fee back--or how about money for a botched/disappointing VIP? Years ago some guys I worked with went into a Christie's club in Canton in the early evening, plunked down $7 each…

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Masked dancers

Remeber the move "Eyes Wide Shut"? http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/e/eyes-wide-shut-1999--03.jpg Should clubs let dancers who are especially concerned about anonymity dance with masks like these? Would you get dances from a masked dancer (I would)? Would you be disturbed by the possibility that she might…

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duomaxwell

Guess she got bored with us. Anyone get dances from her at her club lately?

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girls at toledo dejavu

Any girls at toledo dejavu screw ya there?