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TUSCL Members with One Review

What do you guys think of someone here with just one review in two years? One of the clubs in my area that I've been wanting information about just received a decently thorough review from someone, but this is the…

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Is it time to go back to church?

'Stripper's pole' preacher gives entire filmed sermon with exposed NIPPLES http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/strippers-pole-preacher-gives-entire-5173162

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OT: PL boy sens valentine to every girl in school

http://kdvr.com/2015/02/14/oklahoma-boy-sends-valentine-to-every-girl-in-school/ "A high school male student who wished to remain anonymous, sent a valentine to all 1,076 girls at the school, KFOR reported. He planned this grand gesture of kindness several months in advance, so he could save money to buy every…

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Best lines from the hottest dancers

Now there have been plenty of threads regarding best lines from dancers, but how about best lines from the hottest of the hottest. To qualify, she has to be at least a 9 in your opinion. What are the best lines…

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Topless vs nude clubs

I have noticed after dancing at several clubs that nude clubs have been my money maker. I was curious if this was really that big of a deal to you guys. I've never found a pussy to be all that…

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Just went too my first strip club!

My bitch girlfriend broke up with me a week before Valentine's day and kicked me out. Fortunately I was able move back into my folks basement until I find a place. So I figured "what the fuck?" and I went…

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Father Knows Best

A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work" The father said, "What does she do?" The…

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Las Vegas Conventions

How many people from this freaky site are attending ? Is a great place to meet mature men and hook Up ? A girlfriend and I are traveling to a few states within a month for business. Vegas is the…

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Couple still being ignored

I think strippers REALLY need to work on approaching couples. If my wife tosses a dollar on stage but doesn’t get up she’s being nice because we always try to tip every dancer even if we aren’t interested in getting…

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Ferguson woman gets 4 years for running strip club at home

http://www.bnd.com/2015/02/16/3664289/ferguson-woman-gets-4-years-for.html Four years for a non-violent offense involving adults. The woman had no clout. Meanwhile, billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who set up set parties with underaged girls for prominent men, served 13 months of an 18 month sentence. http://nypost.com/2011/02/25/billionaire-jeffrey-epstein-im-a-sex-offender-not-a-predator/

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for a long time, and it is definitely hit or miss. Some nights, there are only girls who are brand new and couldn't excite me for anything.…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I really want to like this...

I really want to like this club. It is convenient and it used to have great dancers. Now it is really hit or miss. Its hits are about as frequent as those of a poor…

CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

New York, New York

I have not been in a...

I have not been in a strib club for years and i finally went there for ALL Star Weekend, It was jam-packed with dancers. Its a decent club, Make sure you come early because after…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Maybe didn't pick the best night...

Maybe didn't pick the best night to go, being Valentine's evening, but the club had advertised a special 'Love or Lust' night. Anyway the regular Saturday night beer special was not in effect and I…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I have visited but was in the area so I decided to stop by. Still a very safe club, pass through a metal detector as soon as you walk in,…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Was passing through Oklahoma City and...

Was passing through Oklahoma City and decided to stop by. Located just off I- 40 just east of I-35. Parking in the club is out front. It does not look like…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Parking is tight but was not...

Parking is tight but was not an issue on a Sunday afternoon. The entrance itself is hidden around the back and slightly hard to find. There was no cover although I was asked to show…

Dillinger's Cabaret & Speakeasy

North Tonawanda, New York

Well being local I thought I...

Well being local I thought I would try this place out. When you walk in you go down to get in the club almost has a basement feel to it. On the outside it looks…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time recently. Arrived early evening like maybe 9pm or so. There may have been 3-4 girls working as far as I could tell. Empty club at…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

I visited on a Thursday evening...

I visited on a Thursday evening and the club and the dancers were nicer to the eyes than the other club in town. The girls were however, many of the were girls were…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

The club was very open concept....

The club was very open concept. The whole place looks recently renovated and up to date. The dancing stage has several levels and several places for the girls to dance beyond the pole. Ex: prison…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It was a night before the...

It was a night before the Holidays. I took my 2 cousins and a good friend of mine to have a great time. People there are extremely nice. Even met another customer who was great…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Slow start, only a couple girls...

Slow start, only a couple girls wandering around, and talking to themselves away from the customers, then a few friendly ones arrived. No pressure, girls moved around talking and sitting with customers, and the…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, Oregon

Well I went in here on...

Well I went in here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks ago. I have been here a few times and no kind of what to expect. This place is a dive bar in the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is probably my favorite spot...

This is probably my favorite spot in DFW, great selection of girls, nice laid back vibe and cover is only $7 drinks are readonably priced and dances are $20. Now if you go on a…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I have been to the Playhouse...

I have been to the Playhouse various times. Its worth making a trip if you love to see full nude. It can get pricey as the cover charge is $20 as well as a VIP…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and thought I'd try this place out. It was dead inside. Very few dancers and I was the only patron for a bit. A weird, large club with decor…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Friday night for my best friends bachelor party. The majority of the dancers were very good looking which surprised me because I had heard mixed reviews. Some…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

It’s been a while since I’ve...

It’s been a while since I’ve been here and some things never change, this is not a fancy place, this is not a beauty pageant, this is not a high mileage place, its on street…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Whent to the Golden Banana on...

Whent to the Golden Banana on a Saturday afternoon after work. Three dancers on shift and one bartender. Girls were averge to better looking. Hard to to get a dance as one girl was always…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Man, could always see this place...

Man, could always see this place trending ghetto but after a couple months away I had no idea it would become this ghetto. Lots of young wanna be gangstas setting around nursing a cheap beer…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

My first time at Shenanigans in...

My first time at Shenanigans in probably 10 years. My last experience wasn't that great, but it's been a while so I thought it was worth another try. Club itself is kind of…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited from 7-9pm. A little slower...

Visited from 7-9pm. A little slower than I thought, but the girls weren't bad. Mostly 7s and 8s. Mainly a VIP/high mileage club and most of the time no one was on stage. Got dances…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Penthouse is a luxurious gentlemen's club...

Penthouse is a luxurious gentlemen's club from the moment you enter. The stand alone building is modern with blue tones on a corner location on 45th Street and 11th Avenue on Manhattan's far West…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This club continues to be the...

This club continues to be the best club in Oklahoma. Even on a Tuesday night, I found that there was not a lack of great girls in the club. Even though there have…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Stop by on a Saturday to...

Stop by on a Saturday to see what this club offered. Is located just off the main drag and was empty when I went in, no patrons and only one girl sitting alone off…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Went to the club after wasting...

Went to the club after wasting time at another club. It was 6pm which is early for a week night but the national farm machinery show was in town and PT's was busier than…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Decent club but nothing too special....

Decent club but nothing too special. Not a good club if you are looking for something more adventurous but the dancers are cute and nice to talk. Best club in No VA but DC has…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

I was driving on rt10 and...

I was driving on rt10 and found this closest. Parking lot is not that big but you can find street side parking. I could get parking in the lot. Went in and looked to be decent.…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

This club is in a manufacturing...

This club is in a manufacturing industrial park, next to an automotive repair place and various steel structures and work vehicles all around. It's an odd location but it is fairly discreet. They…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I had been wanting to visit...

I had been wanting to visit a Seattle club since I moved here from the Bay area to see how they compare and stopped by the Deja Vu at the market while out after a…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

The staff here is nice but...

The staff here is nice but the club itself could use some repairs. In fact, the furniture and everything else could stand to be deep cleaned, use a fresh coat of paint or replaced all…

Club 69

Lima, Peru

The sad reality of the Peru...

The sad reality of the Peru strip club scene is that these establishments are a front for whore houses. These girls will for a price come back to your hotel room to spend the whole…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I usually get to Denver to...

I usually get to Denver to fly out of business a couple of times a year and I always try to get into the club. This time was no different. It was a…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

This is definitely becoming my go...

This is definitely becoming my go to club in the Tampa area fpr variety alone.. first off coming up to the club ut doesnt look that fancy (like a lit up warehouse) but when you…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Paid for champagne room $350 for...

Paid for champagne room $350 for 1 hour, after 5 min. Dancer lesbian-girfriend and bar manager got in the room and start fighting her telling her she can only dance in the stage. Not private…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Being a Philly native I've been...

Being a Philly native I've been around the block as far as strip clubs go but haven't been to the "legendary" Picc yet. Figured day off let me pay it a visit last night. I…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

I normally go to the Stateline...

I normally go to the Stateline location due to overall better mileage, but I decided to check this place again as it has been some time. I had the opportunity to read other reviews to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Good club. I went on a...

Good club. I went on a Thursday evening. It was $5 cover to get in and not too busy . The club was not too dark and looked fairly clean. The…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Because of a business trip I...

Because of a business trip I had to stop by a stripclub in Tampa. the dancer quality is NOT the best however mileage here goes a long way which turned me off. Again I'm anal…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Well, I had another great Valentine's...

Well, I had another great Valentine's Day at All Star Bar & Grill. Had about ten lap dances, which were really soothing, including 5 with a dancer called "Shine" who was really hot and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This review covers two recent visits...

This review covers two recent visits to Baby Dolls, one on Tuesday night and one on Wednesday during the day. I had previously given this club an "off the charts" review. However,…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Travelled to Baltimore for an untypical...

Travelled to Baltimore for an untypical (for me) Wednesday visit to my ATF's club. My ATF was there and very glad to see me. Several others that I would like to have seen were…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Had a great time at this...

Had a great time at this club! Lots of great looking girls, dancers and waitresses. Never had to wait long for a drink. The dancers are not at all pushy about giving dances, are very…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a recent visit to Miami. Very nicely done, a great improvement over what it used to be. High class, we arrived in shorts and they let us in…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

I was really surprised at how...

I was really surprised at how lively this club was on a Sunday evening. Went in around 10PM. There were lots of customers and lots of dancers. This is way different from my usual experience…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

I love black clubs and go...

I love black clubs and go to them in Philly, Miami, and other areas. Usually they have the girls I am into and the prices I like. Yeah I am a white guy…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Spyce was busy late on a...

Spyce was busy late on a Sunday night. Much busier than I've ever seen on a Sunday at any suburban or SE Portland strip club. It's an oddly laid out club with a large stage with…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

So I found out they were...

So I found out they were reopened and decided to stop by. Pretty much the same ol' Jens I'm used to. Some of the highest drink prices around. Average women and very disrespectful bartenders! I…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went late on a Saturday night...

Went late on a Saturday night with my girlfriend. We almost left right when we walked in, not a very nice looking place. Not quite what we were used to from the few…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Nicer than you would expect as...

Nicer than you would expect as it is a strip club behind a truck stop. Oldish, wood paneled bar, but well maintained and clean. All you can drink Budweiser cans with $20…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped in 11:30ish a few...

I stopped in 11:30ish a few Fridays ago. $7 valet, $2 mandatory coat check, $10 cover. The place was packed with customers and dancers. All of the booths and barstools were full, and there were…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I decided to stay downtown to...

I decided to stay downtown to visit the area in Asheville. Heard about this pretty much being then only club around, so I figured I'd visit. Over from the Wilmington area there isn't too much…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I had been to Deja Vu in the Springs. I would say the mileage has increased from previous visits. Dancers don't hound you once you have made it clear…

Club 1444

Springfield, Oregon

i've been to this club several...

i've been to this club several times at this time is no different than The other times. It's been the same lineup of girls for quite some time and it's getting kind of boring sieeing…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Was supposed to meet a buddy...

Was supposed to meet a buddy of mine at the casino and he was a no show so I did the only thing I could - went solo to a strip club... I have always enjoyed…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Ok... So for starters I...

Ok... So for starters I said that 6-10 were on shift but it may have been more. The problem is that the girls are ALL smokers and the management lets them languish in…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Brought my girlfriend to the club...

Brought my girlfriend to the club in the evening, as she kept joking about wanting to go to a club. I tipped the hostess and asked her to send over dancers that genuinely enjoyed…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

A great place for a free...

A great place for a free lunch, amidst some lovely female scenery. Food was better than expected and waitresses/barmaids gorgeous and friendly. Parking was convenient and handicapped was complementary. Visited, last week, around 1:00p mid-week…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

The club is average sized with...

The club is average sized with a giant U-shaped primary raised dance floor at shoulder height. Lots of seating right up against the floor with additional cushy seating with 10 or 20 feet all around.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Have been to Divas a couple...

Have been to Divas a couple times since last fall, the most recent the first week of February when I was in town and this is a rant & a summary review of those visits.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a nice club, clean,...

This is a nice club, clean, nicely lit, well-maintained. Or, at least that's my opinion after about three visits to the place over a couple years. In all cases I've been there in…

Saigon Passion III

Honolulu, Hawaii

I’ve been away from Honolulu for...

I’ve been away from Honolulu for a while, so decided to drop by this old haunt to see how things have gotten on. Since the club was split into the old/side new side, I honestly cannot…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

This reviews covers successive visits on...

This reviews covers successive visits on Thursday & Friday. Typical upscale club, decent crowd. There is a VIP section, did not try that and so cannot comment on that. Dancers are attractive, not overly so…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue Brothel on...

Back to the Blue Brothel on a recent Saturday night. Paid the $10 cover at the door. Nights at the Blue have a different vibe, more lively, more dancers. Spent some time…

La Madames

Louisville, Kentucky

This club has gone through some...

This club has gone through some transitions in the last few years. First there was a name change from Post Time. The new club was called La Ma Dames. This club showed…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Touched down around 9 pm and...

Touched down around 9 pm and found the place was almost empty. As time went on it started to get busy and busier. After sitting down, a short spinner by the name of L**** approached…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

First time at lingerie shop, to...

First time at lingerie shop, to girls working I selected Mandy. Starts off in room with half door and starts to model lingerie. After asking what I would like got down to business. I requested…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St. James, or "the Church", as...

St. James, or "the Church", as it's often called, has been a good time for me every time I visit. This particular day, I arrived around 5:30. There is valet parking, but there…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Got there on a Saturday night...

Got there on a Saturday night at around 8 after a disappointing visit to the "La Chatte Gentlemen's Club" (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2788). There were only a few customers at that time, and I was approached by a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is about as good as...

This is about as good as it gets for a club that is topless and not full nude. There were plenty of cars in the parking lot when I got there at about 2 p.m.. I'm…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I've lived in Denver for about...

I've lived in Denver for about 8 yrs and I've been to this club on Evans about a dozen times over the years. I like dives, and this club is about as close to…

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Indian girls

Don't see many Indian girls only have seen one at Angels in Kalamazoo? Any thoughts on why this must be?

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Fayetteville NC

How many of the Fayetteville NC area hobbyists would be interested in a private house party / meet and greet with some local BP and strip club girls? I have gotten to know a few of them and they have…

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Hello

http://hornibatardsmuse.blogspot.com/2015/02/newest-greeting-takes-world-by-storm.html?m=1

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the Gospel according to the Reverend hornytoad

The Gospel According to Reverend Hornibastard The Gospel According to Reverend Hornibastard reflects the digital drippings from a mind infested by demons too numerous too catalog. The contents have been carefully designed to cause offense. While it is possible to offend…

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Adult Webcams

I've been watching girls strip on web cam all day. Then i started thinking"this would make a good topic".....These shows are basically( internet strip shows).......... What's your favorite Adult Webcam site. ALSO: What's your favorite model from each site. :I know…

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Get your billions back America

Didbyou get your taxes done at H&R Block or did you hire a smart accountant?

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Screw making $350,000 a year.

Im going to make $100,000 a month

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Mileage from white girls

I got no problem with white girls, but it seems generally black girls and Latinas give higher mileage dances than white girls. The Latinas and black girls will work hard for your money, but the white girls constantly upsell during…

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Phoenix on a weeknight?

Will be in Phoenix for work. Expect to have some time free in the afternoon and evening, and am open to hitting up two or maybe three clubs if I have time. I go for chicks with huge boobs --…

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Question for reverendhornibastard

Is RickyBoy the strip club Messiah? After all thousands walked in the dark for decades wondering how to pay hookers who happened to work in strip clubs for sex until RickyBoy cracked the code. Discovered that the secret is…

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Backhanded compliment

A week or so ago, I was negotiating with a new girl in a local club. We came to an arrangement, and went back to the VIP. I pulled down my pants and she bent down to start. After a…

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Are you a 20 pump chump?

Or do you have the stamina girls like? Or, since you're paying them, does it matter?

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$120 DUD - THAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!

was at this club in nyc and there was only one target worth going for. we talked here and there for an hour. finally she comes to me and asks for a dance. I said sure. I tried to touch…

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Detroit on Sunday night?

I came to Detroit for the first time this weekend and had to check out if the club scene lived up to the hype, and was not disappointed. I had some great itc action fri and sat nights at penthouse.…

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OT: Finally, U.S. Expansion Benefits Job Market's Overlooked Workers

But Stevie-girl and the mindless cock-sucking circle-jerkers said we would have ECONOMIC DOOM and even if there was a BOOM only the top 1% on the in incine spectrum would benefit. But for on what I'm reading it looks the…

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One more joke.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There…

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Lie detector robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did…

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PL Sex Award Nominee

Can't get much more pathetic than this. http://usat.ly/1EbHsiF

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Valentines at the club

I previously asked some questions about what a club would be like on Valentine's. Here's what I found. Far more couples than I've ever seen. Got there early about 8:30 and the entire club was nothing but couples.…

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What is it you really want from your strip club visit?

I guess everybody who goes into a strip club goes for different reasons. Some guys just want to have a few laughs with their buddies and look at all the lovelies shaking their assets. Some guys want more.…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

In a word, this place is...

In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also unattractive (again, so…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The St. James Club is out...

The St. James Club is out of the way if you're in central Houston. It's way up north beyond the North Beltway, but its definitely worth the drive. The club is clean (as…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon,...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon, there were about 6-8 dancers there. Some are in the 7-8 range, but most are in the 5 and below. Fortunately both Shy and Autumn were working…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Taxi driver suggested this place to...

Taxi driver suggested this place to my buddy and I as a must go to place if looking to have some real fun. Boy was he right! In a quiet area of town,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I have been this club a...

I have been this club a few times in the past. Recently went again. A lot of the hotties I had seen in the past are not there anymore (Mia, mica and some others). There…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I hadn't been to centerfolds in...

I hadn't been to centerfolds in a few months. There's one girl I always come back get see, and a few I settle for if she's not there. The day shift girls at centerfolds are…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I stopped in on Valentine's Day....

I stopped in on Valentine's Day. I thought I had wasted a trip from Indy because when I arrived there was only one girl at the club. I waited about an hour and slowly the club…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I travel to Philadelphia on business...

I travel to Philadelphia on business several times a year. I used to go to Christine's on occasion. So I decided to checkout Vanity on recent visits. The physical layout of the club is almost…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped by legends in the...

I stopped by legends in the afternoon one day this week. They are now open for dayshift (12pm to 7pm. Night shift is 7pm to 2am). Club wasn't very busy but that was probably because this…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Not a bad place overall, kind...

Not a bad place overall, kind of a party scene more than an actual gentlemen's club in my opinion, at least more so than the clubs I'm used to. The dancers are friendly enough, they…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

First time at strip clubs in...

First time at strip clubs in Orlando and almost didn't even bother due to the no contact rules but was talked into going by a friend. $10 cover and a decent amount of good looking…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not too much has changed at...

Not too much has changed at OG, at least at night. OG use to be one of the best clubs in Vegas. Unfortunately, those days are over. This is now a club just slightly above…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at this club and I am not sure if I will come back. While the beer is reasonably priced at $3. The fact that I wasn't a regular made…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I'd just landed, got a rental...

I'd just landed, got a rental and as I'm heading for the highway, saw the big red sign that I'd heard about on social media. GREAT. The lady up front was very nice and the interior…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

With 20 dollar laps, a bit...

With 20 dollar laps, a bit of a gem on the MA/CT border on I-395. I don't get down here often enough, but it's worth the trip. Big parking lot behind the building. Bar on the…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped into Bigfoot on a Tuesday...

Stopped into Bigfoot on a Tuesday night hoping that my ATF Zoey was working. She was not, but I decided to stick around anyway. Another dancer I enjoy, Rose was working. Usually there is a…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

This was my third or fourth...

This was my third or fourth trip to Mickeys during the day. Typical $5 Bud lights in a can, local older dancers with one girl in her late 20s, the rest in 30s and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts is my kind of club...

Bogarts is my kind of club and I would recommend it highly. Cover is $5 and my diet coke is $6. You walk in and there is a large stage with two smaller side stages…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I made another visit to the...

I made another visit to the Hole late on Saturday afternoon. I think I was close to a shift change because it was like tumbleweeds inside. No customers and dancers were eating or playing with…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to VGC for the first...

Went to VGC for the first time with a couple of friends. It was a lot nicer than I thought it would be based on the neighborhood. Drinks are about normal pricewise, the service was…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've gone to P10 more times...

I've gone to P10 more times than I would care to admit mostly during day shift. The girls range from "eh" to "Damn!" with all ranges in between, but generally pretty good. You…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Visited this club on a rainy...

Visited this club on a rainy Monday evening. Very nice decor and well laid out club. Standard drink bar with a few good craft beers and some good booze. They had a…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I dropped by SR on Friday...

I dropped by SR on Friday afternoon. Not many cars in the parking lot. About 5$entry fee. Almost no one inside. I went to the bar to get a drink because…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I actually went by Vics twice,...

I actually went by Vics twice, once on a Friday after work and once on Monday after work. I'll review the Friday and mention the Monday. So, I saw some of the previous reviews and decided…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

The Ritz is a club that...

The Ritz is a club that has undergone a lot of changes in the last couple of years. It has been consistently the best club in south Houston for many years. It is a…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Things have been on the down...

Things have been on the down swing at this club of late. It is a Latin club with Latin music and almost all Hispanic dancers, most of whom have very limited English skills. Lately, they have been…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Oh how the mighty have fallen! This...

Oh how the mighty have fallen! This used to be one of the busiest clubs in the country with some of the hottest dancers and wild times available. Now it is a faint shadow of its former…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

A couple of hot women when...

A couple of hot women when I visited, but that's it. The ghetto djs and security look to have scared a lot of women away. And not as many customers were there like in the…

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strip club athem for the board members of tuscl

http://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCw-kVwIXSUo%26sns%3Dfb&h=BAQF6bgTg&enc=AZPnq4yJTY994xhrM3Ria5LKcmFtXisn6hNaHL8sH74coSCP-bI3_w124h6i92M5zt0&s=1

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if you like spinners this is a must watch music video

http://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZOTpymGSbOs%26sns%3Dfb&h=sAQFk8Wrq&enc=AZM-ZXHC0tvb-A4VphwP18wzZE94QJX2W1Y56NEPxktiPbs5hWs3eCBw6PCl-6-D1JE&s=1

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Largest City/Metro Area Without a Strip Club

What do you think is the largest city or metro area in the United States to not have a strip club? Off the top of my head, I'd guess Provo, UT (116,288) or Las Cruces, NM (101,324).

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Crazy Horse Saloon reopening in Atlanta

Per Showbars.com the club is now hiring all positions for opening this spring. I'm looking forward to it. It used to be a fun club and will be the closest club to where I live.

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Asymmetric bosoms

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties were very different in size.…

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My local strip club gave away free dances this Valentine's day

What did your clubs do ?

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NBA All-Star Game

So...no one watches the slam-dunk contest anymore, so they've jumped the shark and are having a fashion show. How gay is that? The host is pretty hot though. Nice tits. It's currently on TNT.

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ATF Reunion

Questions: Has anyone lost touch with an ATF and then reconnected months or years later? If so, how did it go? Can you return to former glory, or is it best to just let her be in…

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OT: Wrestlers Entrance Music

If you were a WWE, TNA, etc, wrestler, what would your entrance music be? Channel your inner 11 yr old, open up a can of whoopass, and let em fly.

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Fucking things you shouldn't

Theprofitjuice should be a warning to all. This is what happens when you live on a farm too long without proper companionship and start fucking the livestock.

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Another 2AMer

http://www.abc12.com/story/28109532/triple-stabbing-overnight-at-flint-gentlemens-club (02/14/15)-A triple stabbing at a Flint gentlemen's club leaves three people in the hospital. Flint police responded to the call at Teasers on Grand Traverse street, around 2 Saturday morning. We don't yet know the victims' conditions.

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How should a Stripper Approach You?

This following question is mainly for customers who do not have a regular "You walk in a strip club, you go and take a seat.. how do you want a stripper to approach you? What is it that she should…

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small breast

I have small breast, A-cup. Will that be a disadvantage for me? What size do you prefer & why?

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Anyone into fucking pigs? Or making bacon?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2952095/Woman-couldn-t-sex-cured-thanks-pioneering-surgery-using-PIG-intestine.html

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Valentines question

Just saw this on a billboard for a jewelry store. "Will you ----- me?" How do you guys fill in the blank for the woman in your life this Valentine's Day?

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What's the right answer?

Dancer: would you like a lap dance? Me: thanks but no. Dancer: what? Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you. Dancer: why? Me: What? Dancer: why don't you want a dance with me? Two choices here: Lie. "I'm just…

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18 Ways to Seriously Anger a Stripper

http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/how-to-piss-off-a-stripper-thrillist-nation?vc=4014 I've done some of these things, like fall asleep.

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strip clubs and addictive behaviour

For me clubbing is like a drug so i know im struggling with addiction and fight to enjoy my hobby without it destroying my life..balanced is key Take tonight...I've been saving up for a big Champaign room with my new local…

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on topic 2014 documentary a must see

BBC Louis Theroux - Louis and the Brothel: http://youtu.be/C-T-qjKSYgM My source its a must see documentary on Nevada brothels

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Do you care about Extra's?

Exactly what is considered extras? Should you let the customer know before VIP if you do not give extras? Do you go to VIP just to receive extras?

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Really upset right now

Need to vent again ( I know this is not stripperweb. Sorry) To me, strippers should make me feel good about myself, not like shit. How ironic that I consider a stripper my CF when I have had more bad times…

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Is it ethical to get dances, etc from a stripper you suspect may be mentally ret

There are a couple of us that have some doubts about 1 dancer at our favorite club. She has a nice body and passable face but her dances are very awkward and she doesn't quite act like a stripper usually…

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Your favorite stripper age

What age is most attractive to you in the club? When I was 40, I was probably most attracted to 18- to 24-year-olds. Now that I'm 60, I gravitate to 25- to 35-year-olds, sometimes to women of 40…

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Your oldest stripper

To the best of your knowledge, who was the oldest stripper to give you a private dance or other ITC attention? I've gotten great dances from a couple of 46-year-olds. One of them was a very fit and…

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PM question

I tried to PM someone on TUSCL and got the message "___ is not accepting your private messages". Does this mean that I'm on his ignore list?

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Embarrassing moments at the strip club

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in a strip club? I had to think a little bit, but I did remember this one time. I was a little drunk, and I had to take a piss, so I…

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Single Moms

Earlier this week, I had a wonderful girl friend experience with an adorable 22-year-old with a massive natural breasts. Yes, I do sometimes have sex with older women. After the sex was over and we were talking, she tells me…

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2amer conversations

"You do not need pasta. " - Me laying in bed talking to myself at 2:30 in the morning

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Fancy a fuck?

If you asked a stripper that, what kind of reaction do you think you would get?

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San Antonio strip club reviews by YELP

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Best-and-worst-of-San-Antonio-strip-clubs-6076052.php

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Louisiana stripper Angeline Lodice indicted for alleged sexual assault of a mino

Sick. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/la-stripper-indicted-sex-assault-charges-article-1.2113895

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Powerball and Strip Clubs

If you had happened to be lucky enough to win a $580 million Powerball jackpot, how would this affect your clubbing? Several hundred million dollars would be essentially inexhaustible, so you could do whatever you want. So here are two…

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Why I go to Strip Clubs rather than Casinoes

Recently a casino in New Jersey dealt cards at one of their tables that were not shuffled. The players realized it before the dealer, bet heavily and won. The casino went to court to keep its money saying that it…

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Tony Bosch Spent MLB's Money on Luxury Hotels and Strip Clubs, Attorney Claims

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2015/02/tony_bosch_spent_mlbs_money_on_luxury_hotels_strip_clubs_and_had_his_lawyer.php

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Say Goodbye to These!

For fans of Arrested Development: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1alISOTGfE

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OT: European Stocks Rise With DAX Above 11,000 on German Growth Data

Most European indices are flying out of the gate in 2015. The German DAX, for example, hit all time highs this morning: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-13/european-index-futures-rise-amid-optimism-on-greek-bailout-talks Now this despite the fact that back in October Stevie-girl was pounding the table about what a dire situation…

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Skeet Removal

I went to a top 100 club tonight. According to the TUSCL reviews it was a clean club. The same has been said on the other forums that cover SC's. This is perfectly fine with me because I am not…

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I think that Bismark ND could use a strip club.

A prostitution sting set up by the Bismarck Police Department earlier this month resulted in the arrest of 17 men, though many more could have been arrested. According to InForum, the Bismarck Police Department placed an ad online advertising a woman’s…

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juice is down to 280 pounds

And yes i still have sausage fingers lol.....im a short thick limbed bro...once im 200 i will still have massive thick members

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Lingerie Clubs in Chicagoland area.

I used to live in Rockford Il and loved Chantilly Lace and The Executive Boutique are there any other places like that or is it just them?

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TUSCL on Tweeter ?

I happened to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the TUSCL page and noticed the Tweeter symbol (little blue bird) and I clicked on it. I didn’t know TUSCL had a Tweeter page and has tweet comments.

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Shoul I scarifice myself four piece?

My spreeding the wards of the LORD mane appeereth too have caws arguments with the Shadowcat hatin his prophet and my loyil sevent Mikha'el discoverin the Zipmanes deceet. I haf upsett al of my flack. Doest thou wisheth thy prophet…

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Poker and Strip clubs

Just noticed a review of a scores in Moorestown, NC that mentioned a texas hold'em tournament. Anyone know of any other strip clubs that do this? I'm especially interested in those that would be along the I-95 corridor from MA…

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Pebblez Da Model sentenced to 7 years for fatal butt injections

If you are a not a chocolate booty lover you probably don’t know her but below is her story of going to jail for fatal butt injections: “… JACKSON, Mississippi -- An adult entertainer was sentenced in Mississippi Friday to seven…

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Extra's price!

Is there any deference for extra's $$ , between weekdays, weekends or any all day 10$ dance?

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Worst retards on TUSCL

Who do you guys think are the worst? My votes are: 1. TheProphetJuice - 'nuff said 2. TheProphetJuice - so retarded he has to be listed twice 3. Mikeya02 - for thinking that I'm zipperhead 4. Zipman68 - for being a combination of an…

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Aliases

How many juice aliases are there on here? How many have already been banned? Will the real juice please stand up...

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Would you visit a club where a friends wife worked?

I had a couple buddies recently visit a club that my wife works at. They did not know that she worked there before hand. Once they figured it out they now go on a regular basis and tell me all…

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Where did my messages go?!?

I no longer see the "Messages" link in the menu. What gives? Anyone having this issue?

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theprophetjuice

What do you guys think? I think he's for sure one of juices less interesting characters. I like juice box69 and duke better.

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Douglass is doink the work of the LORD mane

Four he selflesslee sacreficest thy time too enliten little Dicky Dugan an Stevie Nicks

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Wilt thou fallowest thy prophet?

I plann a pilgrimidge too warship the holy hores

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Ex-strip club near Capitol Park could be demolished

A Detroit strip club is scheduled for demolition. RIP. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2015/02/11/ex-strip-club-demolished/23231223/

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The Declining entertainment value of the American strip club

I've been going to strip clubs for 20 years. (California area). I Have noticed the declining entertainment value of american strip clubs. Back in 1995, Strip clubs were the place to be . Every weekend you…

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Four new articles posted

Just saw four new articles posted. Check them out.

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Flashing the kitty in a topless club

When I get dances, I never ask to see the kitty. I've only had one dancer show me her kitty as part of the lap dance without me asking. She's very comfortable doing that because she also dances at a nude…

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Stripper shopping

I was at CVS today and I bought "lotion" and a book called God's Plan for Your Life. Does that scream stripper or what!?! I'm sure the Prophet will want to weigh in on this one lol

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Los Vegas Strip Casino and Brothels

I've been doing some heavy reading and planning to vegas for some food, gambling and sex. From what i understand the strip in vegas has been iver runn with sex workers for$100 and has been slowly killing off the brothels one…

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The power of beer goggles.

A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the…

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Avoiding the Amateur Perverts

Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who tend to annoy the dancers would…

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PL PSA

4 new articles posted

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Husband of a Dancer Ask me anything

Anything you want to know I will try to answer. Be serious please

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Another way to make money with your boobs

http://www.thepennyhoarder.com/sell-breast-milk/

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Century City Strip Clubs

Which strip clubs are close to Century City and offer alccohol? are they pricey ($30/dance) like the Hollywood strips? thanks in advance.

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I am a sexual Jesus

This article describes how the DS views me. It is uncanny how accurately this describes our relationship. For those of you over 40, you've got to find a young woman who thinks like this. If you don't have one,…

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Newark club bites the dust.

NEWARK — City officials are taking steps to shut down a local go-go bar that has been the site of two fatal shootings over the last several weeks. Police Director Eugene Venable said 21 Foxes Go-Go has already been shuttered…

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Iconic Architectural Monument Removed in Florida

I thought the Sandy Jug (see Pirate's Cove in the TUSCL catalog) in Portland was over the top, but this club had it beat by a mile: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/breastshaped-building-near-winter-park-to-come-crashing-down/31209612 Cutting to the titular pictures: Boobie Trap: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/31215620 (You can tell they were taken by…

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Signs that you're at a dive bar.

The waitress is the hottest girl in the place and you will only get a dance from her, because all the dancers are subpar. You know your odds are slim here.

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Blonde math

Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her? To see how long she slept.

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Big booties

What if a dancer with a big fake ass was on stage shaking it so hard it fell off? Would she be literally shaking her ass off?

My ATF Club and a Dancer who worked there...

My favorite articles concern members reminiscences about their favorite clubs and/or dancers. That brings back pleasant memories of my ATF club and my one encounter with a dancer who worked there briefly... For a few years I lived on the north shore of Lake Ponchatrain, across the lake from New Orleans. Since it was just a short detour, I occasionally stopped in at the Candy Cane in New Orleans East on my way home. One afternoon there was a note on the door saying the club was closed. About a month later there was a new sign. The club had reopened as the Onyx. I checked but they were no longer open until the evening.…

Voyeurism in a Strip Club, Part I

At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow view, at an angle, not straight on, but it's generally enough to see one girl's entire body. The girls are often completely naked in front of that mirror. Last night, I was sitting at this spot when a girl, I'll call her Kay, whom I've known for a while, and have visited at several clubs in the area, entered the club and sat down next to me. She's a tiny little thing, about 26 years old now, if I'm…

Voyeurism in a Strip Club, Part II

"You don't think that you're going to get away with giving me just one little dance after that little demonstration, do you?" She looked a little startled, perhaps because I seldom get more than one dance from her at a time, and perhaps because my tone sounded a little more...pointed than usual. I was paying attention to the music. I knew I wouldn't have long, so I needed to keep track. "Don't worry, you little tease, I remember your no-no's, but you're gonna pay for that." Whereupon I ran my hands up her sides, under her top, and around her back, pulling her closer to me. I reached up with one hand, and gently tugged her hair so that her head bent…

MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 2

Part 2, as promised. 3 Impact of Customer Type with Respect to ‘The Club’ I am a customer, not a club owner or manager. So everything I say here is seen thought the eyes of a customer. Also, I’m going to try to distinguish between ‘decent’ club owners who want to run a real business and ‘bad’ club owners who act more like pimps. Let me start off by saying that many if not most clubs treat ALL customers as if there are in the “everybody else” category. However, I’m still going to break this part of the discussion down into the same categories as before to help layout why I think strip club are the way they are and why most CLUBS…