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How does everyone let a stripper know that your into her

Besides the tips and buying drinks what are other ways that men can let a dancer know that they are into her. My wife has been getting a lot of roses lately. She says there sold at the club but…

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From a stripper: What is most important part of a dancer?

I've been dancing for a few years now at a full nude club and have heard a ton of different responses when customers are asked what they like best about a dancer. Just curious to see what everyone thinks? Legit…

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A Sexual Surprise

We spend about 45 minutes getting high, flirting with one another, talking dirty to each other, and fondling one another's bodies while we smoke pot. Then, once we are good and high, the sex begins. I would share…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Was in the area on a...

Was in the area on a weekday afternoon so decided to stop by for an early afternoon drink. Some clubs, like a Tootsies or a Cheetahs, can be decent in the afternoon and actually offer…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

OK, this might be my new...

OK, this might be my new favorite TJ club. I visited Friday afternoon and evening based on the previous reviews. It is located directly across from HK on the upper side. The girls were…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by mid-afternoon on a Saturday....

Stopped by mid-afternoon on a Saturday. This was a couple of weeks before they closed for renovations, so the club had its typical run down shanty feel. 6-7 dancers working (plus Autumn who was…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited on the Saturday between Christmas...

Visited on the Saturday between Christmas and New Years. The club was less than busy but had good number of people at the tables. The shot girls didn't find it necessary to aggressively sell their…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

This club is rarely the best...

This club is rarely the best in atmosphere or dancers, but with $1 taxi dances and quality lap dances, you generally leave feeling like it was worth while and wanting to come back. Avoid peek…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I finally decided to see how...

I finally decided to see how Southern X-posure Showgirls compared to the other Salt Lake lap dance club, and it's something of a mixed bag. I went around 5:30 (The website says they open…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I really liked the 8 ball...

I really liked the 8 ball tournament! I've never seen one at a strip club before. The competition was good and so was the cash prize. The dancers were nice to look at…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Last Saturday....

Last Saturday. Heading out to my favorite place in the world (I guess)---Industrial Strip, in Hammond. Then, a weird thing happens--again. Something rips the steering wheel out of my hands and…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I was wrong. I said I...

I was wrong. I said I have not seen backroom activity being offered. I guess the day or time of day does matter. The evening was Wednesday about 9pm. I think the girl's name was…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I arrived at the club with...

I arrived at the club with my friend close to midnight. The club seemed pretty alive. A healthy number of people were there, about half the seats were filled. There were about 6 ~ 10…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped into TLS, it was a...

Stopped into TLS, it was a little dead as the ice and snow storm probably kept people indoors. Paid the cover ($10). Paid for the booth ($20). About 10-15 in..comes this a AA girl who…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Went in Sunday evening at 8:30....

Went in Sunday evening at 8:30. Three dancers were on shift and all three were quite attractive. One of them was a lot older than the other two. All three dancers were quite friendly…

The Roxy Showgirls

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited this club last Saturday around...

Visited this club last Saturday around midnight, the entrance was $10. I seen only five dancers and the same amount of customers. The beers were $5 a bottle, mostly everyone were seated near the main…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

This place is very classy. ...

This place is very classy. I arrived around 7pm on a saturday. It is a $12 cover charge. There is a main stage that has a pole. The girls come…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by Cheerleaders on Tuesday,...

I stopped by Cheerleaders on Tuesday, February 2nd. The overall layout of the place is nice, decently friendly hostess and security at the door. They have a dress code here - no work jeans, no…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I first started attending the Hip...

I first started attending the Hip Hugger at night. I found the club to be too busy and smoky for my personal taste. On a whim, I had nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon one…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Made a recent return visit to...

Made a recent return visit to this club on a Saturday night around 10pm. Went with a friend who visits this place regularly. $5 cover charge to get in. Interior has not changed. Fairly nice…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Had to check out...

Had to check out the new club in town. This club is located in the heart of the Strip Club area of Dallas. Basically across the street from Dallas Gentleman's Club and Onyx.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Summary: No extras and are trying...

Summary: No extras and are trying to give S. FL type friction dances, but miss the mark. Also, if you don't speak Spanish you are going to have a tough time here. I speak ok,…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

My first visit to the location...

My first visit to the location was definitely one to remember. I went in on a Monday evening around 7 or 8 at night, ona night with a light snow storm.The place was mostly empty,…

Mr. Peep's Peep Hole

Portland, Oregon

I used to come here for...

I used to come here for the one on one experience with a peep show girl (think Lusty Lady, but one on one), but they no longer seem to have that as an option. Remaining…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Went a couple weeks ago.Have been...

Went a couple weeks ago.Have been there occasionally,usually early in the day.Several girls on duty-some rather heavy,a couple hot young dancers and one older very fit and very sexy lady I've seen there in the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went in on a Friday right...

Went in on a Friday right before 7pm. Admission is free before 7 and you get a free shot. This place can really be hit or miss. The quality of the dancers…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Visited early Saturday afternoon. Larger crowd...

Visited early Saturday afternoon. Larger crowd than expected for the time, but no where near full. Offered VIP room access for $35 at the door, but as has been discussed, the same can be had…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

My first time trying one of...

My first time trying one of these Industrial Area West Babylon clubs, but I have to say, you do get what you pay for. Very clean inside. Gentleman at the desk was super friendly. There…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick's is a very posh gentlemen's...

Rick's is a very posh gentlemen's club centrally located in Manhattan near the Empire State Building. At the entrance you are greeted by a concierge in a suit and tie and are asked if…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Late night (past midnite) driving back...

Late night (past midnite) driving back from airport after entertaining clients,ended up pulling into Flight Club….after paying the mandatory taxes (valet, coat check, cover, first drink, tips) got a runway seat and watched…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I went in on friday night...

I went in on friday night and was surprised with how many dancers were there. This was my first time back in a couple years since I never really heard of great dancers here. Wish…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Went for a typical bachelor party...

Went for a typical bachelor party night to Club Lust in Winston salem. We took advantage of the Limo Service to get our group to the club. The driver was both hilarious and…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Visited last Friday night for the...

Visited last Friday night for the first time in 3 or 4 months. Freaking cold out but warm inside. Noticed a couple of changes: -$15 cover! (bumped up from $11) Ridiculous! I never go without printing…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wax is a good deal. I...

Wax is a good deal. I was surprised to find a spot open until 4am a most clubs in the ATL either close at 3 or are geared for the after hours set. Maybe since…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This past week I made my...

This past week I made my 3rd visit to Mons Venus. While I had a good time, I found that several of my favorites (and hottest dancers there IMO), were not there. I tried to…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

So I went to JR's on...

So I went to JR's on a wednesday afternoun. The owner was at the door with some new employee teaching him how to handle client. Inside they were maybe 5 to 6 customers in the…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Club is very nice and clean,...

Club is very nice and clean, parking area pretty well lit. Felt safe anyway. Bar area is separate from stage area with private dances in rear. Beer was reasonably priced, perhaps a little high. Most…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Stop in for an early evening...

Stop in for an early evening taste. Only stayed about an hour or two. The level of talent was surprisingly high. Of the 10 girls there were at least 5 8+ girls. Place was fairly empty so…

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

This club is Bikini only, no...

This club is Bikini only, no nudity. Some clubs flash but not this club. Overall, I would say the overall look of this club is pretty nice. However, once it gets packed its really hard…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I had been to a MA strip club, but I was in the mood and the area. Pretty easy to get to and there was a decent amount of…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stopped in for a mid afternoon...

Stopped in for a mid afternoon visit. Last few evening visits were disappointing. Level of talent has diminished as of late. A couple visits during the day have showed me a couple of diamonds in the ruff.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went on a Friday and had...

Went on a Friday and had a really great time with a tall, thin AA woman. Was very surprised with how seriously pretty she was. Other dancers ranged from 3-7 probably. Pretty…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was in town with a...

I was in town with a night to kill and headed up to Tootsie's. I'd been here many years ago and had a great time and got a few lap dances. This time…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Cloud nine is always an nice...

Cloud nine is always an nice getaway. It hosts our quarterly "Random *insert night*" strip club trip to unwind after too many days working. Bar is has a funny hook, with 2 pools., but the front…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings continues to be one...

Little Darlings continues to be one of my favorite clubs in Seattle. On a recent Monday post Superbowl) night I decided to make a visit and was impressed with the quality of dancers who…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Vixens is the remodeled Foxys with...

Vixens is the remodeled Foxys with new owners but a lot of the same staff. Actually they did a nice job on new stage area and VIP room which are a vast improvements over the…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

This place has a bar in...

This place has a bar in the front, and a single open room in the back. There is a mandatory coat check and bag check for $3. The place is a bit…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pin ups is starting to get...

Pin ups is starting to get better girls during the day. Most of the girls are average, not really any 10s or stars, but the girls there are great for dances that are only $5.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Decided to visit DH again with...

Decided to visit DH again with some friends a few weeks ago. Same cover and same policy of having to buy Atleast one drink. Most of the girls were the same but I spotted a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ok arrived to find the parking...

Ok arrived to find the parking lot quite full,had to park in the back, Was greeted at the door by a bouncer type who collected $15 entrance charge Place full,had to search for a seat…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill after landing at PHL and decided to check this place out. There were only 3 dancers, and the bartender looked better than all of them. The thinnest of the…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Stopped in one afternoon last week...

Stopped in one afternoon last week to check-out the new 3pm opening time. $10 cover, which seems to be the standard for this club, regardless of day/time. There were no other patrons when I walked…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

hi, this was my 2nd visit...

hi, this was my 2nd visit to the club, they have full bar and you can sit in a chair or walk through the place as it is large, two stories and many dance stages,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Things are looking good here. A...

Things are looking good here. A nice mix of girls working, with white, black and latina all well represented. Specifically the AA dancers. I counted at least 5, all of which were hot. Skinny,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is actually a sum of...

This is actually a sum of three Thursday afternoon visits over the past two months. There were always at least 6 or 7 dancers in rotation. By 1 or 1:30 there could be as many…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It's been years since I've visited...

It's been years since I've visited Baby Dolls and the talent is just as fantastic as ever before. Numerous "9's and 10's" in both beauty and attitude at the club. Among the greatest bodies ever…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a chance to visit Follies...

Had a chance to visit Follies again last week and it remains a constant good time. Pros for this club: 1) A ton of women that seem to change daily.…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Back in the Pleasantville area for...

Back in the Pleasantville area for work and figured I would try Crazy Horse again... really like the laid back "Cheers with strippers" atmosphere of the place - every lady is friendly and conversational, not…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

After hitting DD in TR a...

After hitting DD in TR a few times - thought I would give this place a try... maybe it was just dealing with the day shift - but nearly every lady was undesirable in comparison…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club is a more upscale...

Gold Club is a more upscale club in San Francisco and is a nice club to take a date. The women are beautiful, friendly and appear to take care of their bodies. There…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Another local dive bar with some...

Another local dive bar with some dancers to keep your eyes occupied while you stare at some sports on the TVs. Casual - relaxed atmosphere - with a mix of Latinas and Chocolate lovelies to entertain…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

This club is getting old...kind of...

This club is getting old...kind of gaudy Egyptian theme was nice a while ago but getting ng run down needs a facelift. Girls from average to Good but have an attitude sat for almost a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I visited a couple of times...

I visited a couple of times last month - overall, the downward trend is continuing. Dancer turnover is very high, and there are fewer and fewer girls that I remember from month to month. There's…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Arrived early on a Friday afternoon...

Arrived early on a Friday afternoon about 1:30 pm. There were only 4 or 5 girls preparing to dance. By 2:45 there were now 9 or 10 rotating around the bar. A…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Arrived early on a Friday afternoon...

Arrived early on a Friday afternoon about 1:30 pm. There were only 4 or 5 girls preparing to dance. By 2:45 there were now 9 or 10 rotating around the bar. A…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It was my first time checking...

It was my first time checking this club out and not all disappointed by what i saw...tons of gorgeous girls everywhere with a good mixture of different ethnicities I first took this cute little blonde spinner…

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I don't need no strip club to be a total PL

I was looking at Carmella Bing's website the other day ( http://www.thebingdynasty.com/ ). I feel like porn stars get gypped really bad. If I'm going to buy a new DVD at full price, it's a porn DVD.…

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Cleavage Teasing

I was hanging out with a stripper friend last night (2/7/15) at her apartment. She was decently clothe, I mean she was not really wearing anything that would make any person feel the heat. We were just there having a…

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Handjobs

I have read reviews were the dancer reaches into the PL's pants and strokes him. That has never happened to me. I've had clothed stick shifting only. First of all, I would never pay for a handjob. I can do that…

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Newark 2AMer.

One man was killed and another was wounded early Sunday when gunfire erupted outside a northern New Jersey strip club, authorities said. The shooting at 21 Foxes Go-Go in Newark was reported around 2:25 a.m., Essex County prosecutors reported to the…

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Any Ideas for Valentine Day gifts for CF?

I'm thinking about getting a Valentine Day gift for my CF. I don't want it to be too big, expensive or personal. I just want it to be a nice gesture but not pathetic. Any suggestions?

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Who's attracted to a dancer with an ass like the one on Jevo's avatar?

Not me. I don't care if your ass is big, I don't want any cottage cheese. I saw a new dancer last night with an ass exactly like that. She was hauling a bucket full of cash and she was just…

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Musings of a PL who frequents a topless club in Dallas

What kind of restroom troll just sits there an plays on his phone. Hey bud, if you want to earn a tip, turn on the faucet or hand me a towel. I know you are a restroom troll but that does…

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Coincidence?

The other day in a response here, I alluded to the girl I called My Favorite Cocksucker. Last night I met her spiritual sister. Her younger, and though I didn't think it was possible, more skilled spiritual sister. I…

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It's just a question of how much

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Natural vs fake

As far as tits and ass, do you prefer them natural or fake? If everything is equal, I prefer natural, but for me it's all about how it feels and somewhat how it looks. I applaud girls that have fake asses,…

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Rethinking my motivation

I've been seeing the same stripper for 6 years. Probably 40% ITC and 60% OTC. There are several others who I've gotten to know really well and frankly my objective has been to not go home with blue balls.…

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Your OTC regular hating on your ITC favs

I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just constantly getting nudged into the minefield. My…

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"You're Supposed To Tip Me"

I was recently at a club and a dancer basically told me I was obligated to tip her. In Miami, after the dancers get off the stage, they walk around and do what we call a "tipwalk". They go up…

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Costly Cuddling: Why My Night of Professional Snuggling Wasn't Worth $325

Interesting reading. Costly Cuddling: Why My Night of Professional Snuggling Wasn't Worth $325

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NYC Strip Club: Free Lap Dances On All-Star Weekend For Every NBA Player...Like

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/08/nyc-strip-club-free-lap-dances-nba-all-star-weekend/

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Do you think a true lesbian could fool you into believing she is straight?

A friend of mine asked me if I thought a certain stripper was lesbian based upon what he heard from another guy. He asked me because he knew that I had been to VIP with her. I'm not a newbie…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Visited OZ on a slow night...

Visited OZ on a slow night - probably only 5 or so dances of various heights/weights. Interesting setup in that the chairs are in rows facing the stage, almost like a stadium. There…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Club is an adult store/strip club...

Club is an adult store/strip club in one. You enter into the store to get to the club. Club is fully nude & $16 cover which gets you a cup for unlimited soda from the…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Went there during lunch break last...

Went there during lunch break last Thursday. $15 cover fee is inexpensive, and pays for it self with free buffet lunch: Fried chicken (yummy!), ribs, bread and salad. Fits perfectly for a busy work day. The…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

The place is huge. I came...

The place is huge. I came here once before on a Wednesday night and there were maybe 5 girls. But this time was much better. All the girls get fully nude on stage and they…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Once again I remembered why Expose...

Once again I remembered why Expose is my favorite choice in Austin. I went to the club on the weekend in the afternoon and ended up staying almost 6 hours. I met a lot of…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Been in quite a few times...

Been in quite a few times within the past few months. Everything has been pretty much the same. Mostly dances with Mya, Ellie and a few newbies. Mya gives great dances. Said she might be leaving…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

It's getting harder for me to...

It's getting harder for me to pass Guelph without finding time for a visit to the Body Shoppe (which actually calls itself The Manor). I had a brief window on this early February occasion, and…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

The inside of the club is...

The inside of the club is pretty clean. I was in on a Wednesday afternoon, and the place had 4 dancers. They were 5-6 range, if you put a 1 at being nasty and 10…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Sapphire on my most recent...

Visited Sapphire on my most recent trip to Vegas. Called for a ride and 15 minutes later, the Sapphire car arrived and away we went. I don't remember exactly how much cover was,…

Gentlemen's Sports Club

Alexandria, Louisiana

Too much of a cover charge...

Too much of a cover charge ($10)for what it has to offer, not enough girls, watered down booze which cost entirely too much, music is too low and you hear more background conversations than music.…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Visited Nite Trips at 12:30 on...

Visited Nite Trips at 12:30 on a Saturday night. It was packed, I stood for a long time before a seat opened up but that's no problem. Lot's of attractive dancers, I'd…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I found myself in this sketchy...

I found myself in this sketchy neighborhood. The close proximity to the airport was probably this club's saving grace during its heyday. That was some decades ago. You have choices for mediocre…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

I seem to go to the...

I seem to go to the Griffin at least once a week, sometimes twice. I am not keen on their draught stout, as they don't sell Guinness, but I am there for the girls of…

The Flying Scotsman

Holborn, England

We all know this place is...

We all know this place is a dump with terrible toilet facilities, but the Guinness is probably the best I have found in London, and only £3.80 a pint, and the girls are non-stop on…

The Lido Room has come a...

The Lido Room has come a long way. I have been going to the Lido Room private lap dance parties since 2009 when they were in the basement in a Moroccan restaurant in Hell's Kitchen.…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This is one of the few...

This is one of the few clubs in the Martinsburg/Bunker Hill area, this is the only club I went to and spent a few days here so I can't compare it to the other clubs…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I was always skeptical about...

I was always skeptical about the place. It has a bright neon sign and I always expected it to be really gross inside. I was pleasantly surprised to find out it was modestly clean…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a weekday evening...

Went in on a weekday evening and ran into a cute tiny girl with long blonde hair down to her butt. We chatted it up for a bit and she turns out to be a…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

First time to the club. Have...

First time to the club. Have been to others in the area that had knd of run down feel. This club was a little hard to find and in middle of what seems to be…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

This was one of my favorite...

This was one of my favorite spots when we were residents in Houston. The hour drive was nothing compared to the hours of fun we use to have. I am disappointed to say I will…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Was staying in Miami for a...

Was staying in Miami for a quick vacation in South Beach and was told the clubs there suck-- expensive tourist traps. Madonna's in particular expensive and no milage. I was told Tootsies and…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Been here several times. Club layout has...

Been here several times. Club layout has been covered. Drink prices are not bad compared to other clubs. $4 beers plus daily specials. Have seen anywhere from 2 dancers to about 9 dancers. Dancers range from skinny to…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Having a night out with my...

Having a night out with my girl and we decided on sins. Got there a little bit after midnight and club was 3/4's full I'd say. For those unfamiliar, this club is on Phillips…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

I was free after running errands...

I was free after running errands last Saturday and I was in the area; I had never been before so I figured I would stop by. Upon walking in the only thing hinting the place…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I haven't been to this place...

I haven't been to this place in about 3 months. I remember back then things were picking up and this was a real chill spot to go on the afternoons. So I had some free…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

First time here on a Friday...

First time here on a Friday night around midnight. $30 cover and no booze because its an all nude club. When I paid the ticket machine apparently broke so I jokingly said "that's not…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

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This club is occasionally maligned as bit of a sleepy dive, and I can certainly see how this reputation present itself. I, on the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived 10 minutes after they opened...

Arrived 10 minutes after they opened and got the very last high-top seat. Parking attendant was already there and told me where to park but did not charge me. Got a 2 dances from a young…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Stopped by CC on a Thursday...

Stopped by CC on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived around 3:00 and the place was pretty crowded for a weekday afternoon. They do a special here every hour and all the girls parade across the stage.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Have gone to the club many...

Have gone to the club many times, mostly afternoon during the happy hours. Yes there is happy hours from 12-3 weekdays 2 for one drinks. The club is located under the ground next to a…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa on business and...

Was in Tampa on business and had to stop by Mons to see what all the fuss was about. Visited on a Wednesday afternoon (about 1pm) and paid a $20 cover. My initial…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I came to the Landing Strip...

I came to the Landing Strip to see a dancer-friend who texted me she would be there. At 7PM all dancers came on stage, and I counted 20 of them, about 60% white…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

So this was my first strip...

So this was my first strip in NYC, having just moved here. Got there around 3am and cover was 20 bucks. There was a coat check, quick pat down and we were on our merry…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

after eating a hearty lunch with...

after eating a hearty lunch with a buddy if mine we decide to head out to this place, as this club has been part of our to-got-to list for quite some time now. even though…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

So I got my tax refund...

So I got my tax refund and what do I blow it on, hip-hop concerts and strippers! I drove to D.C. to see the Rakim & Slick Rick show at the Howard Theatre. Rakim had…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Skybox is probably the more female...

Skybox is probably the more female friendly strip clubs in harvey. I've went with my lady two times, both on a Saturday. One time it was completely dead and the other it was very active.…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

With the limited options in memphis...

With the limited options in memphis the pony has been my go-to place for years. After a hiatus I visited this fine establishment again last week. There are a number of new dancers…

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Kids are smart...

Did you ever do anything like this? Cute brunette tries to take a shower: http://youtu.be/3wRPOV-H8lY

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What are the best strip clubs in your state?

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state…

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Best Strip Club in Every State

I don't think much "research" went into this. Mirage is certainly not the best club in NC, it's nice but its full of ROB's and constant upsells. http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more

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Brain dead management

Last Thursday night, I was witness to the stupidest, most boorish example of an idiot straw boss that I have ever seen. I was reconnecting with a dancer that I hadn't seen before and she realized that the dancer who was…

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Fixations

Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? Or the juvenile characteristics: skinniness,…

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Vindication

Dang, last night must have been the lucky night for all things OTC. First ujay's story, now this: So remember this tale? https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26112. TL/DR version, I got burned out of $200 from a girl who wanted…

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Jia's Lounge, Houston, TX, and Asian Hostess Bars in General

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1128 Happened to see a new review of this place in Houston, yesterday. It sounds gross, but it is clearly right out there as to what they do. It is a Korean Hostess Bar. Where I live there have been…

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Best OTC experience. Who can top this for 2015?

I visit the Penthouse Club, Philly, because you get to see some real stunners from time to time. It is owned by the same person who owns Detroits Flight Club and Penthouse Club. They occasionally bring girls from Detroit. I…

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The PL Awards

Some of you may be familiar with the Darwin Awards which go to people who do incredibly stupid shit. I propose that on tuscl we have the Pathetic Loser awards which go to guys who do incredibly stupid stuff…

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Giveth all thy mooney too the hores with golden harts

Warship the hores that carest four others especielly there children. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

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Tennessee stripper charged with starving 2-month-old son to death: police

Sad. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tenn-stripper-charged-starving-son-death-cops-article-1.2106592

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Since when is a 6' 2" size 12 woman fat

Have you all noticed the big deal SI is making about choosing a "plus size" model for the cover. She is 6' 2" tall and a size 12! If she had a smaller dress size she would be a skeleton.…

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Another Flag-worthy Review

In a recent review of Dream Girls in Minneapolis, MN, the reviewer talks about a "double private dance for about 100 bucks." Last I remember, their lap dances were $20 and the bed dances (three-song sets) were $100. This review…

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DD TITTIES

I gotta say I am grateful to Kate Upton and Charlotte McKinney for bring big tits in vogue again. I was starting to feel obsolete with my DDs. Thank you ladies!

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Creepy?

i happened to run across a dancer on facebook that I've known for several years and learned her daughter's name is her stripper name. Seems a bit creepy to me.

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Wrestler Haystacks Calhoun was a cousin of Juice?

Check the pic out......notice the fresh bling http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/bios/h/haystacks-calhoun/

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$755 for a box of condoms?

$755 for a box of condoms? Maybe in Venezuela http://www.cnn.com//2015/02/05/americas/venezuela-expensive-condoms-shortage/index.html Just one more reason not to go to Venezuela.

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I shalt preparest four a pilgrimidge

I have begun eating of the holy KFC nuggats and taken the blesset Grown Hogg into my hart. I shall then go fourth too bless the hores with my holy sausage fingers four they shalt be greesee with the drippins…

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Bee carefull of the StroDiggs

The LORD mane hath tol me that StroDiggs is a warshippar of the Beast mane LUCIFER. Thank about it

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Anybody ever take a stripper out of town with you?

Anybody ever a take a stripper out of town, on a weekend trip to somewhere warm,or maybe vegas? I am considering taking one to vegas on her 21st. I'm wondering what you boy's think are the negative drawbacks of this?…

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More dancer tattoos of words

Ok, so VeryBigDog recently made a post about a tattoo a dancer had that said slut. Has anyone else seen any clever/memorable word tattoos somewhere on a dancers body? One of my favorites has the phrase "slippery when wet" tattooed just…

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Stripper has "Slut" Tattooed on her Cunt

This lovely stripper girl peels off her thong and she has the word "Slut" tattooed on her cunt. WoW. I had to learn more so chatted with her when she got off stage. If I understood correctly, she…

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If you won the Lottery, what's the first thing you would do?

Me? There's a few girls I would call and say, "silly bitch, you should of been nicer to me. see ya"

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OT: More on Today's Jobs Report

"The U.S. economy added 257,000 jobs in January, and revisions showed that employment gains in the last two months of 2014 included 147,000 more jobs than previous estimated. That was enough to keep job growth running at its fastest 12-month pace…

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okay, so what percent of dancers do provide extras?

Let's define extras as ITC HJs or more, or anything OTC. LDKs don't count, nor does stick shifting. Nor do kissing, tit sucking or pussy fingering. .. this is about intentionally getting guys off for cash. Obviously it varies by…

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I approve. Do you?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-webcam-girl-kendra-sunderland-interview-article-1.2105248

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OT: "Today's Jobs Report Marks a 'Sea Change' for the U.S. Labor Market"

Another blowout jobs report. But how can this be after Stevie-girl and everyone on TUSCL forecast DOOM? Also how can it be if we aren't following the policies of Libertarians and Ayn Rand? "The January jobs report isn't just a single…

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Who has some good stories/hottest girls at WV clubs Vixens, Taboo, or the old Le

Looking for some good stories with people familiar with these clubs. I used to hang out there a ton until I moved.

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Being married to a stripper

For the last two years my wife has been dancing at a full nude club. This has been a great experience for us as a couple. I remember hating to see her go but now we trust each other so…

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OT: Hong Kong Can’t Build Public Homes Fast Enough as Demand Soars

Overwhelming demand for housing? Sounds like a boom to me. Even though Stevie-girl and his cohort of mindless cock-sucking circle-jerkers on TUSCL said the world economy was DOOMED starting with China. After we did not go back to the gold…

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TUSCL is the Ultimate Authority

In a news story about proposed regulations on sexually oriented businesses in Jackson, Michigan, TUSCL was referenced as the authority for statistics: "With four strip clubs within city limits, Jackson has one strip club for every 8,356 residents. It falls behind…

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@TheProphetJuice.......Amazing Grace by the Mighty Groundhogs

Lol!....this is over 40 years old, and PJ now starts talking about holy groundhogs.....I like this electrified version

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why do people have unprotected sex in a club..?

Reading the reviews I saw many people got FC without cover..! In a club..! Why r they not afraid of diseases..?

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Funniest thing you seen a drunk/high stripper do?

Yesterday evening popped in for a quick visit at my local SC around 6. Anyways, theres a dancer on stage doing her first song.About 30 seconds in the DJ called another dancer, I'll call her A for short , up…

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This PL must have $$$ to burn

From a recent review Rachel’s Steak House and Men’s Club; an upscale SC in West Palm Beach, FL: “…First night on my vacation decided to hit up a high end club that had some quality food and girls. TUSCL reviews for…

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This is what happens when you lie about where you are going. :)

STATELINE - A 25-year-old Spokane man was arrested Saturday night after a physical altercation between him and his girlfriend at a Stateline strip club. Curtis Olson's live-in girlfriend told Kootenai County Sheriff's Office investigators that on Saturday at 4…

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Carl's Jr. commercials are the hottest

Super hot actually.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OhSKjfgCZU

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Cheapest OTC Offer Ever

I'm starting to understand why the Follies regulars are so opposed to higher prices for OTC. Last week a dancer offers me $100 per hour and that's her opening offer. Granted she's below my standards, but she did…

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Non extras clubs

Have you ever been to a non extras club and you are following a dancer to the private dance area, and she turns around and whispers," im going to make you cum hard"! What were you thinking when they said

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Do cops like Donuts?

DO COPS LIKE DONUTS? PRANK ON COPS, Clearwater Be…: http://youtu.be/Kc16XRtPHuY

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Multiple Girls in VIP

I had my first VIP session with two dancers last night. I've never done this before because it seemed an unnecessary expense. However, the DS is very social and wanted us to play with one of her…

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@theprophetjuice aka zipperhead68

is it possible for you to get any more pathetic? you can’t even do a half way convincing juicebox impersonation. not that it would be an accomplishment for anyone except a fucking dumbass loser like you. dumbass loser

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The LORD mane hath blesset us with the nuggats off KFC

Thy prophet hath eeten two pounds of KFC popcorn nuggats beefour his pilgrimidge too the club las nite

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The LORD mane sayeth too give all thy mooney too the pour

So they may giveth an receeveth sloppie blow jobbies

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Do not mocketh the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane hath said the Grown Hogg is a Holy creeture http://wishtv.com/2015/02/03/video-wisconsin-groundhog-bites-mayors-ear/

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How Big

Read Rankum's thread below on individual preferences and someone ask "how big". Is Ashley Graham too big for SI Swimsuit's Edition? (Size 16) http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2015/02/04/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-plus-size-model-ashley-graham/

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I am so sick & tired of the internet headlines

Is anyone besides me sick and tired of the internet headlines dominated by featuring a Kardashian or a Jenner? Even though all the women are over exposed in the media I still would probably get a lap dance from them (even…

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Crusty

I have seen the term Crusty (Crusties) used on this website in discussions, but a lot when girls talk about us guys, such as on https://www.stripperweb.com/ I am wondering as to the definition of the word. It seems derogatory. Does…

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OT: Money For Nothing Censorship

Several of us are probably familiar with Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" hit song from the mid 80's. It seems that over a quarter century later that some PC/ Thought Police folks are offended by some of the lyrics.…

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Club Baccala in Kansas City, MO

Anybody know anything about Club Baccala in Kansas City? Is it safe for a white guy? I love black women...

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Fuketh only those you find sexie

Such is the comandmint of the LORD mane

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Superman lives!

Well, not really, but this guy will always have this video.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lC1-YPNWo

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Which do you like?

Generally do you like your strippers: A. Petite (not necessarily height, but petite as in trim figure) B. Skinny (not skinny enough to be considered petite) C. Average (not petite or thick, she's in the middle) D. Thick E. BBW F. Other I generally like my strippers…

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Do any of you have holy sausage fingers

The LORD mane hath decryed that stripers and hores love the holy sausages up there asswholes

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How much is a Lap Dance worth?

I think around the nation the average cost for a Lapdance is 20 bucks. How much do you think a standard one way contact dance should cost? I think 10 bucks is a fair price for that. How much do you…

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Sinners goeth fourth

The LORD mane hath told me too leed the sinners on a voiage of atunement

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The LORD mane hath tol me

The LORD mane hath tol me covert the wikked. Cum too my house be on of us

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The Stripper and Prince Harry's Underwear

A stripper plans to wear Prince Harry's underwear in her performance. http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/prince-harry-nude-scandal-haunts-him-underwear-being-worn-by-stripper-carrie-reichert-in-upcoming-show/

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When Ethics is Taken too Far

I was sitting at my table in the club with my dancer-friend Jenna, having some drinks. When Jenna took the stage to perform, the woman of a couple went up and tipped her and talked with her. Then…

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Pissed off stripper

BRIDGEPORT CT – A stripper at a local club, unhappy because she couldn’t keep her tips up, trashed the bar and assaulted patrons, police said. Frances Rodriguez, 29, of Norwalk, was charged with assault on a peace officer, interfering with an…

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Florida Lawmakers consider strip club admission surcharge

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/02/03/lawmakers-consider-strip-club-admission-surcharge/22831317/

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Getting the shits at a club

Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps out. Luckily it's never happened IN…

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Bargain full night clubbing with all the fixins

So what do you consider a bargain for a full night out clubbing with all the fixins? I'm talking about several hours of drinking, some stage tips, and a comfortable and private full service finish with your favorite dancer?…

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Blesset art stripers that danse at clubs that art of the LORD mane

The LORD mane hath asketh his final prophet to bless the hores by bringin Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg too the club. The hores that giveth t he sloppie blow jobbie four the fried Grown Hogg art blesset by the prophet…

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Cum too my house be one of us

Inn the house of the LORD mane ther art many mansins too dwell and all shalt be filt with hores and Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg. Cum too his hose an bee one of us

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Would you help with a porno flick?

PORNO PRANK: http://youtu.be/DAzqGp8OlFA

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sweaty chicks

I haven't been a member very long so this may have already been covered. I just left the gym where I've been checking out this girl, around 30, seriously working out. She raises up in a v neck t-shirt and…

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TheProphitJuice

He wears condoms on his fingers to hide the mess of all the gooey greasiness of holding drumsticks in his sausage fingers. Dammit juice, just wash your hands already. Go to Grainger.com im sure they have some industrial strength degreaser…

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A Snotty dude

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

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Being propositioned in the club parkinglot

Has anyone else been propositioned in a club parking lot? I was leaving a club in the the late evening (lit but no security) and a youngish girl came up and started chatting with me. She never came right out…

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Hard to pick..

...a favourite from any of these but 31 and 42 are seriously HOT. http://thechive.com/2014/12/29/the-50-sexiest-selfies-of-2014-50-photos/ Apologies if this has already been posted before

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Blesset be the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us

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Myrtle Beach

What is the club scene like in Myrtle Beach? What is the best club to go to for extras?

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An I meen you Little Dickie Dugan

Thou art on the deep frye list of LUCIFER unless thou repentest and stop bein suche an asshat. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

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Thou shalt not ignoree thy Prophet of the LORD mane

If thou addest me to thy ignore liste thou shalt be castt into a lake of FIRE where the LUCIFER mane shalt sodomize you with fry chicken for eternally four the lake is off KFC oil

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OT: You Need 1,450% Income Growth to Join the 1%

Here's an article Josh43 in particular will love: “'Average earnings growth over the life cycle varies strongly with the level of lifetime earnings: The median individual by lifetime earnings experiences an earnings growth of 38 percent from ages 25 to 55,…

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Nude woman arrested at club says she was stripping

A nude woman OUTSIDE the club! http://www.walb.com/story/28005995/nude-woman-arrested-at-club-says-she-was-stripping

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tampon during LD

So, she on my lap dancing, letting me run my hand anywhere. She tells me she wants me to cum. I start rubbing between her legs and she asks me to rub her clit. As I slowly ease a finger inside,…

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Asthmatic Stripper

In my recent SC visit I got a lapdance from a stripper with really bad Asthma. She had an average body and wasn't overweight. She said that she had been dancing at the current club for 4 years.…

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STRIP CLUB CITIES: INKSTER VS DALLAS?

wolverines vs the longhorns. north vs south. planning on a trip around may as I have to get out of the northeast. targeting flight club and bogarts in Inkster as well as baby dolls and cabaret royale in dallas. if you…