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What's your limit?

Although I enjoy strip clubs and I like to tip for quality service. I do have my limits on how much I'm going to spend. I normally bring $200 cash unless I. Throwing a Bachlor party, then I…

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Warms my heart

Strip clubs get a bad rap sometimes. But sex workers take care of guys who the regular dating pool rejects through no fault of their own. There's a guy I've seen a couple times at my clubs during the day. He's…

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Motorhead: Kate Upton is not a nice girl

You may want to pull back your marriage offer. She'd probably yell at you for an hour if you left the toilet seat up. http://nypost.com/2015/04/10/si-autograph-hound-kate-upton-an-ugly-human-being/ but she is a good dancer - man she was so hot in 2012, she's just…

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When Wrestling was Huge...

Haystacks Calhoun vs Man Mt. Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W3YJn6MSc

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Stupid things Dj's say

There have been a lot of threads on here about things strippers say but what about Dj's? I generally find them annoying and saying stupid things often in a stupid fake dj voice. In one club I go to…

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Better

Average looking men are better lovers since they very rarely receive as much attention as attractive men. Not in all cases, but I have surprised a number of women I have been with. I play to my strengths. I worked on being a…

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Barnes: Former teammate Iverson spent $40,000 at strip clubs

http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NBA/2015/04/10/Barnes-Former-teammate-Iverson-spent-40000-at-strip-clubs/6841428703256/ I wonder, if you had the money of an NBA player, would you spend that much in strip clubs?

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Student-Teacher-Teacher 3-Way

When I was 16, my teachers were old fossils, and I would have torn out my eyes before seeing them naked. But today a 16-year-old can have a 3-way with a couple reasonably attractive teachers. I'm jealous. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3034063/Married-teacher-32-sex-student-16-celebrates-avoiding-jail-posting-smiling-selfie-Instagram-faces-charges-threesome-youngster-teacher.html

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

As all of the San Antonio...

As all of the San Antonio strip clubs girls wear some kind of paint on their nipples but in a dark club with lights flashing across the stage you can hardly tell. Bartender girls are…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

A friend drove us down to...

A friend drove us down to the comic book convention in Anaheim for a few hours. After it closed, he insisted we go to "The Bird" even though I warned him my last visit…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

I had a blast on foxys!...

I had a blast on foxys! Went on Friday at 6 pm. 15 dollar to enter totally worth! It was dead tho felt like a king! All girls are friendly some beautiful girls and some…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I went to this club while...

I went to this club while I was in Detroit because I wanted inexpensive extras and what I thought was non smoking. Well, they allow smoking. So if that matters to you, be forewarned,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited Follies on both a...

I visited Follies on both a Thursday and Friday during the afternoon and stayed until well into the evening. I found the experience on both days to be very similar. Follies is definitely a happening club…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to the hilter the other...

Went to the hilter the other day after work stopped by for happy hour and it was good as always. The dancer quality here is always top notch and they have whatever your looking…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Long overdue review for a second...

Long overdue review for a second visit. Went on a thursday night, a bar to the right when you enter, and some draped off area for lap dances. There were 1-3 girls there that…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Maybe it was the time of...

Maybe it was the time of day I went, but this place was absolutely dead today when I stopped by. Compared to Baby Doll's in Dallas on an afternoon, there was absolutely nothing going on…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back in town and time for...

Back in town and time for another review of the local entertainment. Spearmint Rhino is a beautiful club with the best looking girls in Las Vegas. But it is relatively low on the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Las Vegas because it is fully nude and the private rooms offer a decent amount of privacy with your favorite dancer. The dancers are not nearly as hot…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Had my second visit to Potters...

Had my second visit to Potters in October. Since my first was such a great happy surprise I went with great expectations. I wasn't disappointed. To those who don't know the place…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I came here late Friday night...

I came here late Friday night the girls were a bit friendlier and more interactive than the ones I've seen at the Vu in the past. Also its nice that you don't have to…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visiting Las Vegas for the week....

Visiting Las Vegas for the week. So my wife & I decided to vist the OG on a Wednesday afternoon around 3:00 . No Cover at this time a day . Sat at…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

This club is friendly and low...

This club is friendly and low key. Not over the top on atmosphere but the neighborhood is safe, the beer is cold and the girls are mostly cute and friendly. We went after an dinner…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Went to the HH for the...

Went to the HH for the second time. My first time here was 5 years ago on a crowded Saturday. I drank too much then and my memory of it was hazy at best. This…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

It was a friday night so...

It was a friday night so me and my buddy decided to go here to check it out. We get to the door the bouncer checks our ID's and we go in its a small…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Just doing a general review from...

Just doing a general review from a visit maybe two weeks ago as I had been hitting a few spots up regularly and got a good feel for what's in Illinois near Chicago as far…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I should have added in my...

I should have added in my last review that this club is one of the most smoke filled clubs I have been in. It seems there are more smokers every time I go in.…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I returned to Harry's after a...

I returned to Harry's after a long hiatus. This club has always been about the value proposition. If you were lucky enough to find a decent looking girl you could have some fun with her…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

What can I say about Mario's...

What can I say about Mario's that hasn't been said already? It's a solid club in Mass with plenty of two way contact. When I went there was no cover, and ample parking…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Stopped again for the matinee after...

Stopped again for the matinee after a fruitful casino trip. They always have a small buffet which is decent. Free anyways, so why complain. Cover still $10 all the time and BYOB makes a great…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

Went to jaguars on a Sunday...

Went to jaguars on a Sunday night. Club had couches that line the walls which are great for dances. It is byob and totally nude which is my preference. Not many customers on a…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

So this was my third visit...

So this was my third visit to Shooter's Lounge, and there are a number of important things that I've discovered about this club. But first the basics: this is a medium sized club with two…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

I went to LD with a...

I went to LD with a friend of mine last Friday. It's a lot different than the club they replaced called Nathan J's. The dancers were lower quality and the music was too loud to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in at about 10 on...

Went in at about 10 on a Monday, about half filled with customers, but that picked up as the evening wore on. Grabbed a seat towards the back, got a drink, and enjoyed the…

Showgirls

Brisbane, Queensland

Great, low-key relaxing club righ in...

Great, low-key relaxing club righ in the middle of touristy Queen Street plaza with lots of pretty women. Elsa is a sweetheart only 2 months into the stripper lifestyle - she was surprised that…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Oh man how the mighty has...

Oh man how the mighty has fallen. This place really is just a shadow of it's previous self. I went after several years. The empty parking lot should have cued me into…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

On the road and decided to...

On the road and decided to take in a local club. Waitress was attractive and attentive without being overbearing. All 5 dancers spent their "down" time with the same guy who was sitting at one…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Having an insomniac moment last Wednesday...

Having an insomniac moment last Wednesday night, I decided to give Fannies another shot. I typically spend my time at Follies and enough has been said about that club so I won't give any more…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Club is very dim inside, took...

Club is very dim inside, took a couple minutes for vision to adjust. Threw a few dollars on the stage for dancers, most on the floor were preoccupied with other customers. After a little while,…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Went for a few beers and...

Went for a few beers and a show after work one day. My friend and I sat down in the corner and asked the waitress to send a couple girls over that matched our criteria.…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

So I can almost guarantee this...

So I can almost guarantee this review is not the norm at this club but I had the most memorable experience I will ever have a strip club. This was off the charts but I…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

This is based on several visits....

This is based on several visits. This has become a good SC. Strange location, but nice well lit parking lot. Club is newly renovated and it looks great, pretty upscale. Beautiful dancers, some friendly. Stage…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

This is still one of the...

This is still one of the best clubs in the valley. Great girls and a pretty chill vibe overall. I last went on a Wednesday night, early evening. Club layout is a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I never visit clubs on the...

I never visit clubs on the weekend, but this time my window of opportunity was such that I found myself out there on a Friday night. The parking lot was entirely full, and there was some…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

So it had been over a...

So it had been over a year since my last visit to Christies I decided to see what changed. They added a stripper pole finally but only one dancer even used it, they also changed…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Escaped for a visit after a...

Escaped for a visit after a day watching spring training baseball. Expected more based on the reviews. $10 dances at your chair could be hands on with the right dancer. One…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

What happened to the Fair room?...

What happened to the Fair room? This was the greatest club of all times! There was a 30 day time cover for VIP. Once upstairs there really wasn't anything to pay for…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

The club has a bit of...

The club has a bit of a run down dive feel to it when you first walk in. Unfortunately the dances don't live up to the fun of most dives. The dances are mostly no…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

Walked here after leaving a bar...

Walked here after leaving a bar on Biloxi Beach with 5 buddies. $10 cover to get in got us our first drink, after that bottles of Budweiser were pretty expensive (being already hammered I would…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Me and some friends went in...

Me and some friends went in on a Monday night and was expectedly slow but there were girls at least. Went to get some change from the bar and DAMN the bartender is smoking hot!!…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I stopped in this place numerous...

I stopped in this place numerous times at various times of the week. There is no cover and it is between some other clubs or I wouldn't have bothered. Most of my visits…

Country Time Gentlemen's Club

Upper Sandusky, Ohio

On a recent day off I...

On a recent day off I visited a friend who lives near this club so I decided to take a side trip to check it out on my way home. I can't say that I'm…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

1. This place isn't just any...

1. This place isn't just any club it's an experience, from the music, to the DJ, to the ladies it's an insane atmosphere. The ladies are super talented, some do some crazy acrobatic tricks and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was finally able to make...

I was finally able to make it in on waitress dancing contest Thursday evening. I arrived about an hour before the first round of waitresses to be on stage. It was lots of Fun and…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fellas.... This place has the Dr....

Fellas.... This place has the Dr. Jeyklle and Mr. Hyde effect. I've been to this club on early evenings and nights during the week. It's really a hit or miss! The 5 dollar dances and…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

I arrived at 9 on a...

I arrived at 9 on a Thursday evening. There was no cover so the bouncer just checked my id and I went inside. There was a little bit of action going on so it wasn't…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

My girlfriend and I arrived here...

My girlfriend and I arrived here during a Sunday afternoon. It wasn't busy, so we walked in and sat at a table near the center. The server was prompt and friendly the entire time we…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

This is a dive club I...

This is a dive club I visit due to low $5 high mileage table, more like bar, dances. Pretty much right as I hit the bar a stripper plops down next to me. She isn't my…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the sunset area of Miami. It's extremely dingy and smokey and I arrived late one friday night in the wee hours of the AM. There weren't many interesting dancers…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This review is for a visit...

This review is for a visit on Monday, April 6. Headed to IR Cabaret from Orlando. This was my second visit to IRC. I arrived at about 9:20pm, just in time for the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I agree with most of the...

I agree with most of the reviews here. This place is a go-to spot when i'm in Dallas. Girls are almost all hot, waitresses are very friendly and not pushy. Lap Dance…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by Baby Dolls Dallas for...

Stopped by Baby Dolls Dallas for the first time on a Tuesday evening a little after 8pm. The valet parking takes up the front of the parking lot, so I had to park in the…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

Never been to a club be...

Never been to a club be fore. The key to me was that the dancers were friendly without being sleazy. Maybe you can order sleazy, but friendly beats that everytime. I didn't think id…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This club is a hit and...

This club is a hit and miss. Some dancers are pretty, but they can be spending time with locals way too much. I stopped by this past Friday and was very disappointed. I was waiting…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

what a small club! I am...

what a small club! I am from Houston, so may be I am spoilt by the club sizes there, but this one is decidedly small club. After reading about how Portland has highest number of…

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Dukey juice

Check all your fucken messages

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ATF's stage name is?

Alica. As an Asian, isn't her real name.

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Los Angeles here I come

I'll be in LA in a few weeks. The last time I was in LA I checked out 4 Play, Bare Elegance by the airport and Plan B. Which clubs in LA have the best combination of dancer quality, mileage,…

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Is this license plate offensive?

370H55V. The state of Texas says yes.

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Hamburgers and Pretty Girls, or why Spoons beats Hooters

mikeya02 wrote, "So every establishment you walk into, you compare it to Amps, Thai Tea, etc.? Can't enjoy a hamburger and a beer with pretty girls around, and enjoy it for what it is?" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34213#comment382488 Reflecting on this strange comment brings my…

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Now you too can have a BIG dick.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html

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Strip clubs visited elsehwere

Besides your own State, how many different States have you been to and visited a strip club there? If you could choose a different State to live in based on strip clubs which one would it be?

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What was up with the Alucard guy?

There was a post earlier about his "hate list"! I looked up his profile and there was a huge list that appeared to be in code! But the whole thing was a put on, right? After all, he starts out…

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Is being young a disadvantage in the strip clubs?

I have heard strippers say they don't approach the young customers (generally under 30), for a few reasons including: the young people are more handsy and disrespectful, they are less likely to buy a dance, if they do buy a…

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OT: Shanghai Composite Closes above 4000

Just a little over five month after steve229 and The Economist warned about the weakness of the Chinese economy and when the index was near 2000. So how the hell did steve229 get this one wrong? And why did so…

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Add a review?

The format appears to have changed and I cannot see how at add a review? Thanks to anyone who can help and to hell with all of the smartasses.

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Whats up with all the jerks on here?

I was asked by a couple of people on here to share some pics and after I did I received a shit ton of nasty comments from the people on here. I understand some people may not think im attractive…

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Lawsuit alleges female Deja Vu strip club employee assaulted patron

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2015/04/lawsuit_claims_man_was_assault.html "He alleges he was approached by an employee and "words were exchanged and an object was thrown at plaintiff's left eye."" I've been to this club, and the dancers hurt my eyes without throwing anything at them.

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Another list...

After seeing sflguy's "Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires" topic, it got me thinking of all the great or near great that DIDN'T hang them up, and to me, diminished their careers. I'll start with one recent one, Favre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnpmBlQkJ-4

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Blaze Starr

I came upon a notice about Blaze Starr in "This week in West Virginia history": "Queen of the Strippers April 10, 1932: Entertainer Blaze Starr was born as Fanny Belle Fleming in Wayne County on April 10, 1932. She became known…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

About 10-14 dancers when i went....

About 10-14 dancers when i went. Usually just grab a beer and enjoy the view. They have some pretty dancers here and some overweight dancers. They have some young and some old. I am more…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped into FC a couple...

I stopped into FC a couple weeks ago on a Friday. Cover on Fridays is 15$ and mandatory valet is 7$. I usually go to coliseum, but I wanted to see and try out some…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to the OS on a...

Went to the OS on a Sunday afternoon in mid-March while the NCAA men's basketball tournament was on. Arrived about 3 pm. Stayed until 6:30. Expected to see my favorite dancer who…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Happy hour drinks were priced good....

Happy hour drinks were priced good. I met a girl named Anna who i liked. She was early 30's, latina. We had a drink together, then we had a few dances where she…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire continues to deliver! caught the end...

Desire continues to deliver! caught the end of day and start of night shift. the quality of the girls has improved over the past few months as other clubs in the area seems to have declined (a…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

First off the club is on...

First off the club is on the outdated side inside and out. Also the waitstaff is very friendly and attentive. The drink were reasonably price for the area and they were great. Ive read you…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

After a night out with friends...

After a night out with friends that all wanted to go home early, I went to Private Eyes. Expect a cover and expensive drinks, you are in Manhattan after all. I had a seat along…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This was my 2nd visit ever...

This was my 2nd visit ever here as I was in from out of town. There are plenty of details in other reviews on the physical layout, not a large club and the seating…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

I arrived at Headliners just around...

I arrived at Headliners just around midnight and stayed until closing at 2 am. When I arrived I saw the parking lot was kinda sparse which isn't normally a good sign but I was already…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I hadn't been in the club...

I hadn't been in the club for about a year so I decided it was time to give it a shot again. My last experience wasn't the best and I was hopeful that things…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Oddly busy for a Wednesday. ...

Oddly busy for a Wednesday. They did not have anything unusual going on for such a large crowd, but the parking lot was almost full. The first few dancers on stage were a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

My regular clubs have been disappointing...

My regular clubs have been disappointing of late, and so I decided to hunt around for some better quality. I logged the address into my GPS, and started on my quest. Good thing…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

It was a Saturday evening around...

It was a Saturday evening around 10:00 p.m., and the the club was pretty dead. The girls on shift were not very active or excited to be there. I got a couple of table dances…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Had an appointment in Lexington and...

Had an appointment in Lexington and had some time to kill afterward so decided to stop in at spearmint rhinos. It is very nice on the inside. Even bathrooms were nice. Went in and sat…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Originally went to 1320, just down...

Originally went to 1320, just down the road, they were closed due to power outage (crews were on site working on power line) so I thought I would try here. $5.00 cover, no…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

It's Masters Week in Augusta. Lot's...

It's Masters Week in Augusta. Lot's of out-of-towners and the closest thing to a spring break vibe that will happen in Augusta. Golf and celebrities descend into this otherwise shithole  (yes, San Bernadino and Fresno…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

The club can be a little...

The club can be a little difficult to get to, though it's easily seen from the freeway. It's a $17 cover, but this covers your first drink (no alcohol). Inside is nicely done, it has…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in years a few weeks ago. As mentioned it is in transition and will be a themed club so may stop in to see if that brings…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

My girlfriend drives by his place...

My girlfriend drives by his place often and what to check it out one night. So we stopped in around 9pm on a saturday. We were the only patrons there other then two…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

The club is nice and has...

The club is nice and has a good atmosphere. It is actually two clubs in one. One side has a full bar but the dancers wear bikinis. This side has a couple…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Usually visit PH Thursday's late afternoon...

Usually visit PH Thursday's late afternoon into the evening. Have heard Thursday's are one of the busiest days of the week so a lot of girls are working whenever I go. Given this…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Club description - same as last...

Club description - same as last year but here it is again - Inside of club is clean but too much neon and bright with cheap chairs...No smoking inside ++ LD area is private but cameras are…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

I was on my way from...

I was on my way from Saint Robert to Springfield on a Friday to catch an early morning flight on Saturday and decided to stop in and see what's going on here. Actually the club was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

This club looks very nice on...

This club looks very nice on the inside, very clean with modern decor. The stage is one that is very high up compared to where the customers are with two high non spinning poles. Dancers…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I haven't been here in almost...

I haven't been here in almost a year. I'm glad I went. The set up hasn't changed. Dancers do two songs on stage and then go around the inside of the bar for tips. The…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Went to the Mouse's Ear on...

Went to the Mouse's Ear on a Sunday night. Club sits back off the road behind another business. Parking is behind the club in a fairly dark lot. Paid ten dollar cover chage and went…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is my favorite place in...

This is my favorite place in Philly. High quality dancers. Most are very friendly, particularly in the afternoon. They do two songs on stage. Some get topless, others don't as this place used…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Was done with a meeting in...

Was done with a meeting in town early, so walk down the hill through Chinatown to Condor based on reviews. Things were just getting started at about 7pm so grabbed a draft beer at the…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I'd been here a few years...

I'd been here a few years ago on a work trip and it was convenient to where I was staying so I stopped in. Paid a $10 cover (I think) and got an overpriced beer…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

This was my second attempt at...

This was my second attempt at visiting this club while in town and yet again I was disappointed. There were at most two dancers in the club, neither of which clearly wanted to be there…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

A friend of mine wanted to...

A friend of mine wanted to stop by this place after going bar hopping. The name has seemed to be changed to Cheetahs. This was my first time going here so i said why not.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I decided to come back to...

I decided to come back to this club since I was in the area and the girls were better looking than at Dreamgirls and Pandora's down the street. I figured if I were to waste…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I always check the schedule, if...

I always check the schedule, if available, of the club I want to visit. 6 girls were on schedule for a Monday afternoon, so I figured it would be a good bet compared to some…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Harem has become one of my...

Harem has become one of my favorite clubs to visit, especially when it comes to bang for your buck. Every dancer priced her dances at a 2 for something rate. The best dancers have…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Visited while on a trip to...

Visited while on a trip to Denver. Wasnt really sure what to expect as I didnt do too much research. Was interested because I had never been to a hostess club. Rang doorbell and was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Went on President's Day. 4...

Went on President's Day. 4 dancers on shift. Pricey lap dances but relatively good privacy in the lap dance room. Be aware that this is a juice bar and everyone must buy…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Curiosity got the best of me...

Curiosity got the best of me and checked out Grand for the first time in a few years. In the past I had only looked in and never danced because none of the girls…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

At the Blue about 6 pm...

At the Blue about 6 pm looking to get the end of the day shift and the beginning of the night. Ladies had already begun existing and the next shift was slow to come…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I've heard about their $5 lunch...

I've heard about their $5 lunch buffet and a coworker has convinced our group to go. First impressions were that the place was super posh.. The food was decent, and a great value for being…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This club has had MANY reviews...

This club has had MANY reviews so i am not going into too much detail about the layout of the club. As far as dancers, I was there in the afternoon around 1:00, and there…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Being that this is the new...

Being that this is the new club in town, wanted to check it out to see how it compared to Desire/Lust. The club is positioning themselves towards the upper scale clients. which will put…

Menages

Nashville, Tennessee

Just as a heads up......

Just as a heads up... Menages is actually a swingers club and not a strip club... Not to say you won't see many scantily clad women dancing, there are always several. There is a…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

First time in the new club....

First time in the new club. It's nice and clean, but pretty clear they went the budget route on many of the finishes. Looks like they reused much of the decor from the old building.…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Had been to this club a...

Had been to this club a few times. They pulled me in off of the street and let me in free as long as I placed a tip in the jar by the door. So…

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What are the odds?

I just saw my second midget of the year getting a lap dance. It's funny as hell. His tiny feet come nowhere close to the floor. 15 years no midgets and now 2 in 4 months. The…

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I know she's lying but should I care

She awesome, just my type. Not DS level but still really really desirable. And she's a slut. Amazing dances, broke the rules, will do everything OTC for a reasonable price. I want her. The issue:…

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Main Page - Strip Club Reviews: Ever Feel Nostalgic?

When you go to the main page of TUSCL and see the newest reviews, do you ever see a club you have been to in the past that brings up memories? I love that!!! Saw a club review and it…

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Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires

Saw him trending on twitter and figured this was why. I think the last time I saw a Steeler trending was former HC Chuck Noll. I knew that couldn't be good. Troy is one of the greats but his skills have…

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Offtopic, Do you think there's anything wrong with a small town newspaper puttin

I saw nothing wrong with it but I saw someone wrote the newspaper acting like they couldn't believe the newspaper would do that. My only previous thought was that I just didn't care for rabbit. I like beef.

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Don't piss me off. :)

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy

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Damn it, I'm not a cop!

I'm planning on hitting a number of clubs in NE Ohio in a month or so. My last similar "tour" went pretty well, although I had a couple of experiences with dancers who thought I was a cop. At one…

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"Hi I'm a stripper with D cups........

....here's some pics. Should I send you more sexy pics? Would being more naughty earn me more money? I get so horny. In fact I would like to fuck some of you." 100 replies later.......... " Oh thank you, you guys are…

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lady Godiva's at Greenville

I always like PP and have never been to a club like that but wanted to check out Lady Godiva's at Greenville for oblivious reasons.. Any suggestions ? Is it safe ? Are afternoons better than nights ?

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Why is Alucard's hate list still on his profile?

Everything else on his epic profile is gone. This doesn't seem right. At least Shadow propped him one last RIP

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Even strip clubs are not safe from terrorists.

VANCOUVER – A B.C. court has heard that a man accused of plotting to blow up the provincial legislature proposed setting off explosives in a strip club washroom as a distraction from the main event. In video played for a jury,…

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Sympathy for the Devil

I have two favorites at my favorite den of iniquity. They are sisters which is a part of the thrill. I buy dances from each separately. They have never indicated a problem with this since they are each making money. I am more attracted…

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Ugly

I focus on the women. But, there are some ugly dudes who do porn. It gives me hope.

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Cowards

The restaurant chain Hooters is a strip club for cowards.

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Solo

I do have friends. I always preferred going solo to strip clubs. I always see groups of buddies together. Why would I want to share my favorite stripper? I already compete with the other customers.

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The absurdity of locals preventing a new viable buisness yet allowing others to

O.K., first some background to the story. Was talking to a freind of mine a couple of weekends ago who use to own a bar and was thinking about opening a new bar with strippers. The old bar…

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A FKKing Warning to All TUSCLers

I recently spent 6 days in Vienna, and I feel compelled to warn my fellow TUSCLers about the Goldentime FKK Sauna Club. This establishment, I'm afraid to say, might lure you into improper and illicit activities. I realize now that…

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Holy bodypainted lizard women Batman! This is brilliant!

Check out this video - two naked women lying on top of each other and bodypainted like a chameleon! I'm not sure whether I should jack off or go to the reptile store! Well, I admit that was a joke…

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New Pics

http://imgbox.com/g/tyoNHFzBWD

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I should have been a doctor

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming…

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Rockin' the Bakken

Things you never hear... "Check out that hot female geologist"

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Have You Turned your air conditioning on yet? it was about 87 here today.

I just noticed on New York city news, they are still wearing jackets with a temperature around 38. I was thinking that won't last long with all the heat in the south. Are you sweating yet?

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OTC prostitution?

I've engaged the services of quite a few strippers to meet me at a hotel for sex. Prices vary but I usually pay about a 50% premium over what Backpage escorts are getting, but I have a much better idea…

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Sad SC stories

It's been a rainy, overcast day where I am. After reading the discussion, "Spring Cleaning," I feel a need to add to the gloom by starting a discussion on depressing strip club happenings. I've always loved my club time, but every…

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The greatest orgasm ever

Each time I share a DS sex story, I think that's probably the last one. I figure we have done just about everything we can do, so now the sex is going to slowly decline and become routine. i'm…

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You'd think people would have figured this one out by now... THOU SHALL NOT STEA

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/feds_portland_gresham_strip_cl.html#incart_river We may all have experienced less than intelligent management during our visits to strip clubs, but what in the hell is going through these idiot's heads when they're too stupid to figure out that the IRS watches cash based businesses…

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Semi OT: I went down to the crossroads!

Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for? I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort.…

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... always a girl sitting on your lap ... , Sonora Mexico

Review: "First time at the club. Visited on a Tuesday night. Girls ranged from 9 to 6. Body type for everyone. The club was slow. There was always a girl sitting on your lap and pushing for a dance. Waitress constantly…

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Churh of TUSCL

With all the talk of religious freedom and it being illegal to abridge it and illegal to discriminate against homosexuals etc. Should we all get together to form the 'Church of Tuscl' and we worship at the tip rail giving…

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Stripperweb banning the religious

One girl started on how she believed in Jesus, all of these posters started attacking her, several posters defended religion yet they were banned. Unreal. One of the mods started bashing religion and turns out she danced with a banned…

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Hmmm

Danger of our porn habits being made public http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/could-your-online-porn-habits-be-publicly-released-10160214.html

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Brooklyn, Illinois 2AMer

Brooklyn, Illinois A person was rushed to an area hospital early Wednesday after being shot inside the Pink Slip night club in Brooklyn. According to police reports, the shooting occurred at about 3 a.m. inside the club at 114 S. Fourth St. There…

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Who is the funniest person on tuscl?

I vote for motorhead. He seems to always have short little one liners that are right on point and very funny.

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Avoiding Rosa

I used to intentionally attempt to "accidentally" run into Rosa at work If nothing else than to just to look at her. We really have no need to ever speak even though we work together in the same dept. on different…

Kentucky Derby: Louisville Strip Clubs

So another year has passed, and once again I've dropped the ball with regard to a rundown of Louisville strip clubs for the Kentucky Derby. A here's the summary. Downtown. PT's - best looking girls, most expensive, least value. Seriously, best looking girls. Night shift, that is. Limited contact, but alleged to be higher in the $175 half hour and $300 hour rooms. Body Shop - dive, unknown value. Average looking girls. Seems like it should be a good value, but I don't go there often enough. Decent contact. Outland Dixie Highway towards Ft. Knox - just no. Look them up if you want to, but even *I* won't go to these. Preston Highway Godfather - hustle hut, but good looking girls.…

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Spring Cleaning

On Monday I silently said good bye to my work crush. Today, I am officially saying good bye to porn and my favorite porn actresses. No longer will I follow them on Twitter, email them, or wish to be with them. Also, I…

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Assburgers syndrome

Assburgers Syndrome - with Charles Trippy & Dave...: https://youtu.be/6jkBOU9etRA

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what do strippers prefer?

When I am really enjoying a Lapdance, I tend to want it to last longer so I am more apt to buy more dances from the same girl. But my question is what you girls rather have a guy that…

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Mia Khalifi's eyebrow's

Does she leave them that thick to give herself some sort of West Asian look? She could probably pass for Latina if she tried.

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TUSCLER'S with the most Credibility

I keep reading posts where the poster is saying that they regard what the read here as a work of fictuon. That said I'd like to thank aka give a shout out to the posters who I think are the…

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Master's Week in Gusta

Any TUSCLER's in Augusta for the Master's? I wouldn't mind visiting some SC's with the homies.

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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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"You're so cute"

Do y'all pretty much think it's stripper shit when strippers tell you that you are cute? How often do you get it? The vast majority of strippers that tell me I'm cute put the word so before cute, I guess to…

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Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.

. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob

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Duke #1

Have to admit was scared for a min but my blue ballers cum throu

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Just anouther reason why to go to a strip club instead of seeing an escort

This is just anouther reason for visiting a strip club instead of visiting an escort. http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150403/NEWS/150409737/13748/news The police set up a prostitution sting at a hotel and arrest men a bunch as jons. And although they arrest 4 women for prostitution,…

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Not Another Topic on Dancer Names. "The Hall of Presidents"

Do I get extra credit for originality? All from the same club -- must be patriotic Madison Monroe Kennedy Taylor and a DJ named Carter

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Not for me but for Mr.Chulo

http://bootyfulassasin.tumblr.com/

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Too Much Information

I think I've run into a bit of trouble of over analyzing strip club visits with all the information I have available to me. Reviews, discussions, private messages as well as my past experiences. I mean you can…

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Is Not Being Pregnant a Bona Fide Occupational Qualification for Exotic Dancers?

http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2015/04/is-not-being-pregnant-a-bona-fide-occupational-qualification-for-exotic-dancers- A stripper named Amanda Berry is suing a Georgia club because they fired her when she became pregnant. The most interesting thing about this story for me is that I used to know a stripper named Amanda…

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Lexington 2AMer.

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Lexington police are searching for two people after a man was shot outside a strip club early Tuesday morning. Officers tell WKYT that a man was shot in the back around 2:30 a.m. outside Camelot West, a…

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How A Real Woman Puts On A Bra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toJS4E9Yv8 After this....Heading to Augusta and then to do some fishing....The fishing part we talked about last week. Great NCAA Tournament don't ya think? I think my friend Motorhead won a blow job or something in a regional betting pool.

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Work Crush

With the help of strip clubs, I realized how many other hot women there are in the world. When I was younger, I would allow myself to get hung up on one girl. I silently said good bye to my work…

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Duke

I meant justthenuts...he is in this video. Look at 1:20 to see how he got his name .: https://youtu.be/Aa84ASPwHqA

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young, firm, real breasts

I sure love to handle them. I think may be addicted.

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Grandpa's Advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNERbBXcc

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the life story of my Dick

My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

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"Not now, not ever" dancers

Is there a certain dancer "type" you always say no to because you find it so unappealing? I'm not talking about girls that are simply unattractive but a general grouping that you might see in some of the bars you frequent.…

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Not another topic on dancer names. Dancers using masculine stage names.

This was inspired because I just met a Mac. Others that I have known include Sam, Taylor & Ryan. Any others?

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Hot girls and phone numbers

How many phone numbers of girls/women who are a 9 or better (strippers and civilians) do you have in your phone? How many of those girls do you communicate with regularly? With me I've never deleted the number of a really…

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Strip Club forgiveness policies

What's your policy on "strip club forgiveness?" I'll clarify. Let's say you give a club a couple of tries, and your experience is boring or frustrating (for example, you don't find the dancers attractive, prices are out of line, no real…

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Battle Shits

I got challenged to a game of Battle shits by the Mr. 4got2wipe himself. I found the location. It is on. You are gonna wish you had a portable listermint bidet http://igur.com/dYct7ve.png

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How do you add a review?

How do you add a review?

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Fuck NASCAR. :)

https://grrc.goodwood.com/festival-of-speed/latest/video-legendary-28-litre-fiat-s76-driven-for-the-first-time-in-100-years#9TJWbeB51u1kiPms.97

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Did the Negative Nancy brigade on TUSCL do this? This is why we can't have shiny

I checked on the number of up vs down votes for different definitions of LDK over at urbandictionary and found that "Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs" now has 163 up vs 50 down but the much more…

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OT: If Iran Gets a Nuke? So What!

As usual, I don't understand the latest story that the media is fixated on. If Iran gets a nuke, so what? Lots of players in the Southern part of Asia already have them: India, Pakistan, China. Seems like Iran has…

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If I only have time to stop at ONE club in Tampa . . .

If I only have time to stop at one club in Tampa, which would you recommend and why? (Based on reviews, it seems my top 3 choices would be MV, 2001, or YS - but the wisdom of the…

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JS69 has competition. :)

I knew things were gonna get freaky just by the way the fat-ass DJ was wheezing with excitement into the microphone as he introduced the trio. It was a perfect recipe for debauchery because the music was right, all three…

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How do you compare to Panda porn?

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

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OT: Easter Thought

One thing that completely baffles me is how, in the year 2015, only 2-8% of Americans can be atheists. How can the number not be much greater?

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How should I answer this question?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck a gorgeous 19 year old…

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Jesus is Risen

Let us praise him by viewing gods most glorious creations: Tits and ass.

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shipping at Kmart

Kmart's 'Ship My Pants' Commercial [HD]: https://youtu.be/B8VMFlx80sA

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McD

McD misadventures....my local McD had to install a garbage disposal in the bathroom sink. I kept shitting in the sink so that soap and water was close by since there is no bidet there. They couldnt figure out to put…

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How much money do Strippers Lose?

How much money do Strippers Lose? The master and I are getting pissed at one of our favs. She is favoring other PLs in the club. Normally I would get 3-4 dances from her and multiplying that by…

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Cheap Therapy

The Internet is a great way to get cheap therapy. I can surf different sites if I have a problem. I am looking forward to getting criticized for this post. It is a great source of entertainment. Have at it lightening bugs!

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OT: Does it look desperate?

..for a 30 something year old to be on tinder?

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4got2wipe

I hope you wiped before this stunt! http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=d34_1428179029