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Q: Who's the biggest hoe in history?

just_the_nuts

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

A: Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls

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GACA

If you trust the bible then it would be Jezebel.

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Dougster

txtittyfan's daughter.

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motorhead

It's the Fokken Twins

Twin sisters that have worked in the Amsterdam brothels for 50 years. They have combined for 355,000 sex partners.

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mikeya02

This is the biggest hoe in the world.....

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mikeya02

Mikey +1

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motorhead

good one Mikey.

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Hugh_G_Rection

A vote for Virginia Pepalini ;-)

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone. The second says "I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone. The third says "I want to be Virginia Pepalini.". St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Virginia Pepalini" replies the nun. St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell. The nun then takes a newspaper out of her robes and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says the Virginia PIPELINE was laid by 500 men in 7 days!".

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crazyjoe

Mikeya for the win

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Tiredtraveler

You mean besides michelle Obama

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