Stripper boyfriend candidate

Did the DS see similar qualities when she met you?

So this asshole is "999"?

Ooh.... Scary.... Ha!

Whody, I've been tempted many times but so far I've resisted the urge to carve things into my face using a mirror. Maybe next month.

Stripper boyfriend = Dude with no job, multiple kids/multi mothers and doesn't pay child support, covered in tattoos, no house, mooches off stripper, fucks other chics while stripper is at work, beats stripper, drug addict, and is jealous as fuck.

Sounds like a winner

What's next month, John?

And while I hate sounding like a pragmatic jackass, why should our tax dollars be used to keep that piece of shit (no, not you John) alive?

What's next? I'm planning to take her on a week long vacation to an exotic location. Exact destination TBD.

Wow, nice. Sounds like your earning more than your fair share of frequent flyer miles -- in more ways than one.

I know several strippers that he'd be a keeper.

I feel bad for him – from the pics he looks like a nice guy.