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Stripper boyfriend candidate

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

In case you know a stripper who is in the market for a boyfriend, here is a very attractive candidate.

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whodey

Did the DS see similar qualities when she met you?

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warhawks

So this asshole is "999"?

Ooh.... Scary.... Ha!

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JohnSmith69

Whody, I've been tempted many times but so far I've resisted the urge to carve things into my face using a mirror. Maybe next month.

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aroundtown

Stripper boyfriend = Dude with no job, multiple kids/multi mothers and doesn't pay child support, covered in tattoos, no house, mooches off stripper, fucks other chics while stripper is at work, beats stripper, drug addict, and is jealous as fuck.

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crazyjoe

Sounds like a winner

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PhantomGeek

What's next month, John?

And while I hate sounding like a pragmatic jackass, why should our tax dollars be used to keep that piece of shit (no, not you John) alive?

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JohnSmith69

What's next? I'm planning to take her on a week long vacation to an exotic location. Exact destination TBD.

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PhantomGeek

Wow, nice. Sounds like your earning more than your fair share of frequent flyer miles -- in more ways than one.

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ididthisonce

I know several strippers that he'd be a keeper.

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Papi_Chulo

I feel bad for him – from the pics he looks like a nice guy.

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