Stripper boyfriend candidate

10 comments

• whodey

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  9 years ago

  Did the DS see similar qualities when she met you?
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  So this asshole is "999"? Ooh.... Scary.... Ha!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Whody, I've been tempted many times but so far I've resisted the urge to carve things into my face using a mirror. Maybe next month.
• aroundtown

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  9 years ago

  Stripper boyfriend = Dude with no job, multiple kids/multi mothers and doesn't pay child support, covered in tattoos, no house, mooches off stripper, fucks other chics while stripper is at work, beats stripper, drug addict, and is jealous as fuck.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Sounds like a winner
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  What's next month, John? And while I hate sounding like a pragmatic jackass, why should our tax dollars be used to keep that piece of shit (no, not you John) alive?
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  What's next? I'm planning to take her on a week long vacation to an exotic location. Exact destination TBD.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Wow, nice. Sounds like your earning more than your fair share of frequent flyer miles -- in more ways than one.
• ididthisonce

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  9 years ago

  I know several strippers that he'd be a keeper.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I feel bad for him – from the pics he looks like a nice guy.