Not a substitute for Viagra.

I would have sought out a second opinion! After all, I'm not aware of a clear connection between the teeth and one's dick! Except during a blowjob and then it's the woman's teeth that are in proximity! ;)

All in all, I feel sorry for toothless Hans because the dentist pulled a dick move! But toothless Hans was also non-brilliant when he said "sure, pull my teeth so I can get a boner!" :(