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A Heartwarming True Story

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

A girl's parents die during her senior year in high school so she goes to live with her grandmother. Her grandmother can barely support herself as it is and pretty soon they'll have to go live in a homeless shelter if the grandmother can't find a source of more money. The girl can't stand to see her grandmother suffer like that. Since she just turned 18, her grandmother agrees that she can get a waitressing job. But the girl finds that she can make a lot more money by working as a stripper giving extras at a nearby club. The girl does everything she can to hide her real job from her grandmother , and she makes enough money for them to live off of. One day after reports of prostitution, police raid the club and line all of the dancers up on the sidewalk for interrogation and identification one by one.

All of a sudden, the girl sees her grandmother walking down the street. She tries to shoo her away, but she comes over and asks her granddaughter, "Hello Sweety! What is it that you and your friends are lined up for?" The girl panics and says "Ummmmm.....Oranges! Yes, they're giving out free oranges, but surely you have no need for oranges so goodbye grandma!" Grandma insists though, "Why that sounds splendid, I'll take a dozen!" The police officers go through the line and soon get to grandma. They all stare at the sweet old lady in disbelief. One asks, "But....how do you do it? You're so old...." The grandma candidly replies, "Why, it's quite easy sonny, I just take out my dentures and suck 'em dry!"