Do me a favor.

I did not understand what this meant. So I looked up "garage door opener" in the Urban Dictionary:

Garage door opener convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.

Close Jack but no cigar.New girl and old girl are coworkers and new girl can't relax knowing old girl still has access to the house.

Do you guys think this "garage door opener" definition is better than the "LDK" definition? I chucked for the garage door opener but it is really pretty stupid! I thought LDK was brilliant! ;)

Just change the code.

"Just change the code."

What kind of stupid advice is that? Then he'd just have one less thing to whine about. Keep going that route and you'll ruin all his fun...

Sorry george. What was I tinking.

Good news fumblingdice. I talked to her and she said that she will return the garage door opener as soon as you return the vibrator that you stick up my ass.