From the frying pan into the fire.

You're on a losing streak....

We don't have to talk you out of it. You already know the answer: Run. Run and don't look back.

Congratulations! You will have instant Family!

You know, in my experiences it's pretty damn rare that you actually find a stripper that DOES NOT have a child. In some cases they may have multiples like up to 4 or 5. Tell you what, you find one of those, you'll be spending a lot of time at Toys R Us buying giftcards.

^^^^ Happy meals at Mickey D's

Yeah its pretty rare to find a stripper that doesn't have at least 1 kid. Now you'll have someone to help groom into a fine young citizen.

The first stripper mistress I had had 4 kids by three different men. I never really saw the kids much unless I went to her Dad's house to pick her up. I would then take her to motel. On one visit he gave me a tour of the one bedroom apartment where they all lived. It felt funny getting a tour from him as I was fucking his 30 yo daughter who danced at a club called Lipstick. She was a really good fuck, statusque like Diane Webber the queen of American Nudism.

All strippers have kids - many got pg at 15. One I did that danced at Ricks South circa 2004 had a 2 yo kid and had just turned 18. She was blonde and looked like Britney Spears- super mistress...... Strippers live for today, many get knocked up easily.

Better cover it with strippers. Many are careless about bc or can't afford it. One I was doing 18 months and found out condoms were only protection from getting her pg. Lots of sessions as first at 200 and next 2 at 100. She would model sexy bik and monokinis for me then do lap dances stripping to nude dances. Then would fuk her on bed like crazy. OTC nooners from work hosing them on lunch hour time then then ITC on Saturdays right when club opened. Would fuk her in VIP.

Every master was once a disaster

Dice, how did you find a stripper WITHOUT a child?

She's sterile.