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I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed. I can understand it if a dancer does not suck dick. But when she's already down there, what could the harm be of sucking the balls a little bit too?

In the words of Cartman:
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Papi_Chulo

“… I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls …”

LOL – I guess chivalry is dead

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Clackport

In my opinion, it's ain't a great blowjob without some balls sucking.

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Papi_Chulo

Maybe they were salty?

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Papi_Chulo

Nest time take some sauce to dip your balls in maybe you'll have more success.

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tumblingdice

I got a civie that puts both in her jowls while giving an HJ.

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bkkruined

Maybe if you'd shower every now and then...

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warhawks

"She absolutely refused... I was not pleased"

Lol! I should say so!
What happened to "the customer is always right?" ;)

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chandler

Next time, call 911. I've read stories in the news where they responded quite promptly.

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gawker

I had a dancer decline to lick & suck my balls cuz they're hairy. So the next time we met OTC I brought shaving cream & razor & she shaved me and then licked & sucked me.

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PhantomGeek

Yeah, they might need just a bit of grooming. It's bad enough when there's broccoli stuck in your teeth, but pubic hair?

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Papi_Chulo

Maybe if you were Swedish she may have gone for them.

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shadowcat

I'm not trusting a stripper with a razor anywhere near my pubic area.

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tobala

Shadowcat +1

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4got2wipe

I have a brilliant idea! Maybe you forgot to wipe!

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4got2wipe

Wash your balls in listermint! She'll suck on those minty balls a scream "brilliant!"

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Eagle1191

Perhaps being cleaner down there would solve this problem, the way you said it probably did not help either.

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Papi_Chulo

Put butter on them – who doesn’t like butter.

Better yet wrap them in bacon – ummm - bacon

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MrDeuce

Perhaps they were Schwetty.

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jackslash

I always appreciate the good advice I get on TUSCL. Next time I go to the club, I'm going to shower, shave my private parts, and dip my balls in chocolate sauce.

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PhantomGeek

That's what we're here for, Jack, always to help out a brother PL. : )

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Clubber

To close to the baby batter?

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motorhead

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Sometimes she gets nuts in her mouth and sometimes she doesn't.

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Papi_Chulo

Put some Grey Poupon on them – that way they’ll taste sophisticated.

And then you can the following exchange:

You: “Would you care for some Grey Poupon?”

Her: “But of course”

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mikeya02
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motorhead

Hmmm...,

She will suck your Dick but not your balls?

Maybe they need a name?

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mikeya02

next time, tell her you have corn nuts......

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mikeya02
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motorhead

Dammit Jack,

Just watch this and you will be fine!

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motorhead

Mikey. Lol

We posted it at the same time.

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mikeya02

lol.....that's plain weird

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Papi_Chulo

Perhaps you need to be a little more direct w/ your request – you may be sending mixed messages.

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shailynn

"Igot a civie that puts both in her jowls while giving an HJ." - when she does that do you yell "Squirell!!!!!"

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sharkhunter

I once experienced a dancer who during the lap dance wanted to suck on my balls. I was surprised. I think I even told her I wasn't interested in her sucking that. She told me just to relax or chill out. I decided after the second song was over, she was temporarily possessed. She avoided me and seemed even more surprised than me after she snapped out of it. The club burned down a year or two later.

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Papi_Chulo

“… I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed …”

nonplussed? WTF?

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motownkid

Most of the time I am bored as shit with these stories - I got at least four good laughs out of this one - thanks Man for getting it started...

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Diva1975

Nonplussed lol

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4got2wipe

Who doesn't like ball sucking! Ball sucking is brilliant!

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PhantomGeek

Um, 4got, did you want to maybe rewrite that a little bit?

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4got2wipe

I see your point PhantomGeek! Within the general category of ball sucking I like having my balls sucked, not sucking the balls of others!

Not that I'm judging anybody who likes to suck balls! Do whatever makes you feel brilliant! ;)

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skibum609

Reason # 347 for using soap when we shower.

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4got2wipe

Not soap, listermint! Dip those balls in listermint so they taste all minty fresh! The girls love it! It's brilliant!

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chandler

You should have at least received a T-shirt as a consolation:

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ilbbaicnl

Separately negotiated ball sucking? Oh man that's like some Manhattan McDonalds that wants to charge you 10 cents for a packet of ketchup.

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Diva1975

You're a riot 4got! I think you're brilliant:)

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ilbbaicnl

If Elizabeth Warren were President, dirty extras strippers would be carefully regulated and you'd be guaranteed that each minute of BJ you paid for would include at least 7 seconds of ball sucking.

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