Suck My Balls

46 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  “… I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls …”
  
  LOL – I guess chivalry *is* dead
  
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  In my opinion, it's ain't a great blowjob without some balls sucking.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Maybe they were salty?
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Nest time take some sauce to dip your balls in maybe you'll have more success.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  I got a civie that puts both in her jowls while giving an HJ.
• bkkruined

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  9 years ago

  Maybe if you'd shower every now and then...
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  "She absolutely refused... I was not pleased"
  
  Lol! I should say so!
  What happened to "the customer is always right?" ;)
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  Next time, call 911. I've read stories in the news where they responded quite promptly.
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  I had a dancer decline to lick & suck my balls cuz they're hairy. So the next time we met OTC I brought shaving cream & razor & she shaved me and then licked & sucked me.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Yeah, they might need just a bit of grooming. It's bad enough when there's broccoli stuck in your teeth, but pubic hair?
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Maybe if you were Swedish she may have gone for them.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I'm not trusting a stripper with a razor anywhere near my pubic area.
• tobala

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  9 years ago

  Shadowcat +1
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I have a brilliant idea! Maybe you forgot to wipe!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Wash your balls in listermint! She'll suck on those minty balls a scream "brilliant!"
• Eagle1191

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  9 years ago

  Perhaps being cleaner down there would solve this problem, the way you said it probably did not help either.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Put butter on them – who doesn’t like butter.
  
  
  Better yet wrap them in bacon – ummm - bacon
  
• MrDeuce

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  9 years ago

  Perhaps they were Schwetty.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  I always appreciate the good advice I get on TUSCL. Next time I go to the club, I'm going to shower, shave my private parts, and dip my balls in chocolate sauce.
  
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  That's what we're here for, Jack, always to help out a brother PL. : )
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  To close to the baby batter?
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Life is like a box of chocolates.
  
  Sometimes she gets nuts in her mouth and sometimes she doesn't.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Put some Grey Poupon on them – that way they’ll taste sophisticated.
  
  
  And then you can the following exchange:
  
  You: “Would you care for some Grey Poupon?”
  
  Her: “But of course”
  
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Sometime you feel like a nut.......
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TA3c1Yq…
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Hmmm...,
  
  She will suck your Dick but not your balls?
  
  Maybe they need a name?
  
  http://youtu.be/rmPRHJd3uHI
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  next time, tell her you have corn nuts......
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMm…
  
  
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  When all else faiis, use Axe
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZKL74L…
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  
  Dammit Jack,
  
  Just watch this and you will be fine!
  
  http://youtu.be/CtZKL74LgMg
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Mikey. Lol
  
  We posted it at the same time.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  lol.....that's plain weird
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Perhaps you need to be a little more direct w/ your request – you may be sending mixed messages.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  "Igot a civie that puts both in her jowls while giving an HJ." - when she does that do you yell "Squirell!!!!!"
  
  
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Is this you?
  
  http://resources3.news.com.au/images/201…
  
  Maybe she was afraid she'd dislocate her jaw?
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I once experienced a dancer who during the lap dance wanted to suck on my balls. I was surprised. I think I even told her I wasn't interested in her sucking that. She told me just to relax or chill out. I decided after the second song was over, she was temporarily possessed. She avoided me and seemed even more surprised than me after she snapped out of it. The club burned down a year or two later.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  “… I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed …”
  
  nonplussed? WTF?
  
• motownkid

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  9 years ago

  Most of the time I am bored as shit with these stories - I got at least four good laughs out of this one - thanks Man for getting it started...
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  Nonplussed lol
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Who doesn't like ball sucking! Ball sucking is brilliant!
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Um, 4got, did you want to maybe rewrite that a little bit?
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I see your point PhantomGeek! Within the general category of ball sucking I like having my balls sucked, not sucking the balls of others!
  
  Not that I'm judging anybody who likes to suck balls! Do whatever makes you feel brilliant! ;)
• skibum609

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  9 years ago

  Reason # 347 for using soap when we shower.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Not soap, listermint! Dip those balls in listermint so they taste all minty fresh! The girls love it! It's brilliant!
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  You should have at least received a T-shirt as a consolation:
  
  http://www.cafepress.com/mf/75862122/i-s…
  
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Separately negotiated ball sucking? Oh man that's like some Manhattan McDonalds that wants to charge you 10 cents for a packet of ketchup.
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  You're a riot 4got! I think you're brilliant:)
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  If Elizabeth Warren were President, dirty extras strippers would be carefully regulated and you'd be guaranteed that each minute of BJ you paid for would include at least 7 seconds of ball sucking.