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Your SC lies

carlos_spiceyweiner
Ohio
Part of the club scene are the lies. Strippers have fake names. Sometimes they have fake "back stories"--lies about being single or not having a man, attending school, life goals, etc. They spend most of their time pretending they like us for more than our money. I don't give a shit about any of this--as long as a dancer isn't pressing too hard with some bullshit sympathy tale. We're at the club for the fantasy and fun, not a police investigation.

Have any of you ever flipped the script with your own bullshit image or stories? I used a fake name for a while when I first started clubbing because I couldn't see the point in giving out my real one (that stopped after two months). Also, I used to hang out with a stripper who was giving out tons of free OTC to a customer because he claimed to be some big shot business "operative" who was running Mission Impossible type schemes to screw over competitors (in Akron-ha!). She was really taken with the guy. I thought about busting him on his bullshit, but I'm not a player hater. I just wish I had written down his stories because I'm pretty sure I could have sold them to Hollywood.

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shadowcat
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10 years ago
Basically I'm pretty honest because I have nothing to hide. I'll tell a little white lie once in awhile like when I don't go to the club like I told them I would.
GACA
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10 years ago
I won't lie (it makes me feel like I'm in a subordinate position when I do ) but I'm not always forthcoming with the truth. They love trying to get it out of me :)
whodey
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10 years ago
The only thing I lie about is my job. No one wants to talk to someone that runs a collections department for a credit card company.
That's even more of a turn off than my looks and personality combined.
JamesSD
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10 years ago
I used a fake name my first two trips.

I don't like to talk about being married. If a stripper asks bluntly I'll be honest, but I don't mention it.
Diva1975
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10 years ago
That was funny whodey. Nothing wrong with your personality as far as I can see:)
deogol
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10 years ago
LOL! There's an ice breaker - "Ya got any accounts late?" Let her take off on that hoping to get pity money out of you - then drop the bomb "I work for collections."
Diva1975
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10 years ago
Very interesting insight on lying GACA. I never thought of it that way. I think it was Marc Twain who said if you always tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
PhantomGeek
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10 years ago
Diva, that's the big reason I don't bother lying: It's just gets to be too much to track if you see her again.

Well, that and I'm an awful liar.
whodey
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10 years ago
Thanks diva!

Deogle, that would send most strippers running for sure. Either she would think I was serious about collecting on her debts or she would think I was trying to set up sleazy porno scene where I was trying to get her to "pay her bill" in another way. On second thought, maybe that would be worth a shot?
tumblingdice
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10 years ago
I was told long ago to never volunteer information and use other peoples money.
sharkhunter
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10 years ago
I've told stories before after drinking if someone gets me talking and may have forgot to mention it was all a dream. Apparently I'm such a good story teller, a Hollywood sci fi writer noticed me posting online years ago. I wonder if that's where a bunch of tv shows got their weird ideas for alternate universes and a few other things. They haven't used everything I've thrown out there. I probably missed my chance at making millions writing sci fi. One night I got so into it, I had literally half a dozen dancers wanting to hear a story about aliens when I walked into a club the following week when I returned. I probably should have made up a story about they made me forget everything. I could not remember anything I said the previous week. I was thinking me entertaining the entertainers is not my reason for going to strip clubs. I tend to be quiet most of the time.
sharkhunter
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10 years ago
I have a gazillion stories though some real, some dreams, some somewhere in between in the twilight zone that make me wonder what in the world is going on.
Except for the typical stuff at my house, I do not remember anything weird or paranormal going on for the last two weeks. I'm trying to avoid interacting too much with paranormal entities. That doesn't sound safe. Maybe an alien likes me. I'm not trying to figure things out unless I feel threatened. Maybe the abduction dream I had where I terrorized a bunch of aliens was real and they are keeping a close watch on me because I telepathically mentioned I could go after them if I choose. Dreams where you are trying to figure out how to take over a huge alien mother ship are too much work when I'm supposed to just be sleeping. I remember a lot of details from some dreams. I do not remember all the alien writing but thought it was cool being able to mind control the aliens in my dream. They cummunicated via telepathy. That is one type of alien. Just one crazy dream. Maybe I played too many pc games.
impala
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10 years ago
Whatever it takes
jackslash
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10 years ago
My lies:
1. I'll pay for these dances next week
2. I won't cum in your mouth
Clubber
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10 years ago
I don't talk about my work. In a club, no idea who might be listening. So if asked, I just say I work in IT. Just stretching the truth a bit.
4got2wipe
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10 years ago
jackslash- brilliant!
4got2wipe
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10 years ago
Seriously though, I never lie! I always introduce myself as "4got2wipe" and tell them I invented the listermint bidet! ;)
rockstar666
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10 years ago
I'm usually honest with dancers because my life is interesting enough that I don't have to make stuff up.
georgmicrodong
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10 years ago
I see no point in lying. I don't feel like remembering what I tell her, and she probably doesn't care anyway.

If I don't want to answer a question, I don't answer.
Papi_Chulo
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10 years ago
jack - #2 was cold - just stone cold
Papi_Chulo
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10 years ago
I don’t lie partly b/c I’m not very good at it (seems to be kinda a skill if one wants to be good at it) – but then again I don’t volunteer info I deem not necessary for someone to know.
Eagle1191
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10 years ago
i see no point in lying, and so far this has helped me as the girls in my local club remember me and what I have said. My honesty has gotten me more fun in the club and even gotten me some free passes.
warhawks
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10 years ago

I don't have to say much.
I've found most dancers are talkers by nature of being in "sales."

So I let them do all the talking and I just sit there and listen to their stripper shit and stripper drama.

It's hard to lie when someone else is doing all the talking. lol
DandyDan
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10 years ago
If it's a club out of town, I'll make stuff up all the time. Sometimes I just get bored with business as usual. If it's a home club, they probably know too much of the truth.
Papi_Chulo
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10 years ago
Well one of the lies/truth-omissions is that I don’t let it be known it’s my first time in that club or that I’m from out of town; to avoid possible being ROBed.
ididthisonce
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10 years ago
I thought it was on the front page of the stripper manual....."make the customer feel sorry for you".....it didn't take this idiot too long to figure that one out.
gawker
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10 years ago
Years ago a friend loaned me his new Mercedes 190 SL at a music festival. Leaving my old Chevy Bel-Aire at home, I quickly learned that hot young women are easily deceived. As I near age 70 it's still true. The potential for big earnings I've learned frequently help young women spread their legs.
I'm always honest at my "home" club, but I've told some whoppers when traveling.
IHearVoices
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10 years ago
Only lie I tell is my name, and I only do that because no one ever hears me when I say my real name (which isn't complicated at all). They hear "Brian" just fine so it skips the "what'd you say" bit and gets through the small talk SS/CS stuff faster. If they could hear my real name, I'd use it...but alas.
sharkhunter
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10 years ago
I almost always tell the truth. No one knows when I'm lying.
Subraman
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10 years ago
I have a fake name I always use in the club. Started it years ago for a particular situation, and even though that situation passed years ago, the fact the both the strippers and I use fake names appeals to my sense of balance.
skibum609
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10 years ago
I tell them 100% truth because they assume I am lying so it matters not.
rickdugan
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10 years ago
I don't lie about things like my name, job, marital status, etc. Not for moral reasons so much as there is no need and it would just be too much work to keep track of the lies anyway. I'm especially straight up in my home clubs.

When I am traveling, I do sometimes represent that I am still from NYC, which is kinda' true in a way, but not really where I reside now. There is something about NYC that sounds special to some girls in the deep south and midwest, lol. I do also lead them to believe that I will be visiting the area frequently, which is often not true, since some of these chicks seem to be more enticed to go through with p4p gigs and to not play games if they think I will be visiting regularly.
pensionking
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10 years ago
I tell them I can't talk much about what I do other than I make deliveries at the behest of my bosses. She'll ask what I deliver and I'll say, "sometimes packages, sometimes money, sometimes just a message." I assure her that the less she knows, the better for her.
Clubber
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10 years ago
I can tell you one thing, many make work for me! However, I wouldn't tell them.
san_jose_guy
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10 years ago
I go along with GACA and Diva. I'm honest and straight, but I do present matters in my own way. Learning how to gain the girl's approval is part of the fun of the SC visit. I tell her about myself, I don't wait to be interrogated. I tell her what I do, but I also try to make her understand why I do it. The latter is something she will more likely have affinity for.

If I have to lie, then something is seriously wrong, and I should be solving the problem before I go to any strip clubs.

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JohnSmith69
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10 years ago
when a dancer asks my name I ask if they want my customer name or my real name.
ilbbaicnl
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10 years ago
Generally the only lies I tell are to have something to say rather than "I'd rather spend my money on someone else". I reserve the right to lie if someone asks me something too personal. I've used that rule often, but I'm not sure it ever came up with a dancer. Mostly we talk about her because pretty much everyone has more going on in their life than I do.
sharkhunter
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10 years ago
I once told a dancer where she used to live at and possibly some other information. I told her she told me all that recently. She was surprised and just said, wow, she must have really been out of it, (her mind). Strange thing about her was that we seemed to be meeting on reverse timelines. It was like she was going in one direction and my time was going opposite hers. A matter of months later her breasts implants and all signs of surgery disappeared. Her personality changed back the way it was before she had implants. weird I thought.
Then a few months later, I never saw her again. Maybe she moved or stopped dancing. Too young to quit I thought.
Papi_Chulo
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10 years ago
I gotta admit; sometimes I lie when a dancer tells me “I bet you have a really big dick” and I just nod my head up and down and just say “well …”
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