What did I miss?

Lot of old threads getting bumped

The immortal question ... Would you rather date a porn star or stripper?
I think we can guess your answer in light of how you spent your recent time away from here.

Yeah, my vote would be pretty obvious. It was a glorious week of sex and debauchery. Only downside was when we almost got arrested for smoking pot.

Shadowcat bought a new pussycat
Clubber browsed for cheap Asian flights on Travelocity
Farmerart laid some pipe
Lopaw kicked butt
Papi Chulo was mistaken for a black man and was shot
Jackslash helped a stripper fill out her 1040
Rick Dugan finally started writing the sequel
Dougster multi-tasked. He listened to Little Eva while buying pork belly futures
LDK read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
Pole Dancer worked on her self esteem issues
GoVikings became very happy
San Jose Guy went before the dissertation committee
It was announced that Mikey would be replacing Conan O'Brien

That's funny shit. Thanks for that comprehensive summary. I was with you guys in spirit through it all even though my body was in a 19 year old.

Papi I hope you're ok. I knew that going to black clubs would catch up with you eventually.

And Fullpress continues to be the only people not getting laid at Hong Kong (did at Tropical Bar though) That (damn-good) review still to come.

Give John time. He might eventually talk his DS into doing porn with him as her manager/agent. Then he can start taking on any number of other porn-star wannabes for try-out sessions, auditions, and feature roles, possibly in three- or more-somes with the DS ; )

You missed a lot of truly brilliant things! But don't worry, there is more brilliance ahead! :)

And CrazyJoe broke 10K posts! Some considered his breaking 10K posts to be a bit of a dick move because the last 100 or so were the same post copied and pasted, bumping the same thread over and over! I can see their point! :)

On the other hand, the thread that CrazyJoe invaded was a rickdugan thread fill with typical rickdugan troll nonsense! So I can also see CrazyJoe's point! ;)

^^^thanks 4got2wipe.

That was a dick move intended to mock a dipshit thread

Bagboyjames missed the bus and dukey shit the bed

Juice announced throwing in his hat for the 2016 primary.

^^^ And Juice also bought a KFC franchise.

And I think he fucked someone named "Jackie???"

A lot happens when you blink...