tuscl

What did I miss?

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I've been engrossed in a 19 year old fantasy for the past four days, and only had a very brief opportunity to check tuscl. What did I miss?

14 comments

  • JamesSD
    9 years ago
    Lot of old threads getting bumped
  • whodey
    9 years ago
    The immortal question ... Would you rather date a porn star or stripper?
    I think we can guess your answer in light of how you spent your recent time away from here.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Yeah, my vote would be pretty obvious. It was a glorious week of sex and debauchery. Only downside was when we almost got arrested for smoking pot.
  • motorhead
    9 years ago

    Shadowcat bought a new pussycat
    Clubber browsed for cheap Asian flights on Travelocity
    Farmerart laid some pipe
    Lopaw kicked butt
    Papi Chulo was mistaken for a black man and was shot
    Jackslash helped a stripper fill out her 1040
    Rick Dugan finally started writing the sequel
    Dougster multi-tasked. He listened to Little Eva while buying pork belly futures
    LDK read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
    Pole Dancer worked on her self esteem issues
    GoVikings became very happy
    San Jose Guy went before the dissertation committee
    It was announced that Mikey would be replacing Conan O'Brien





  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    That's funny shit. Thanks for that comprehensive summary. I was with you guys in spirit through it all even though my body was in a 19 year old.

    Papi I hope you're ok. I knew that going to black clubs would catch up with you eventually.

  • FullPress
    9 years ago
    And Fullpress continues to be the only people not getting laid at Hong Kong (did at Tropical Bar though) That (damn-good) review still to come.
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    Give John time. He might eventually talk his DS into doing porn with him as her manager/agent. Then he can start taking on any number of other porn-star wannabes for try-out sessions, auditions, and feature roles, possibly in three- or more-somes with the DS ; )
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    You missed a lot of truly brilliant things! But don't worry, there is more brilliance ahead! :)
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    And CrazyJoe broke 10K posts! Some considered his breaking 10K posts to be a bit of a dick move because the last 100 or so were the same post copied and pasted, bumping the same thread over and over! I can see their point! :)

    On the other hand, the thread that CrazyJoe invaded was a rickdugan thread fill with typical rickdugan troll nonsense! So I can also see CrazyJoe's point! ;)
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^thanks 4got2wipe.

    That was a dick move intended to mock a dipshit thread
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Bagboyjames missed the bus and dukey shit the bed
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Juice announced throwing in his hat for the 2016 primary.
  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    ^^^ And Juice also bought a KFC franchise.

    And I think he fucked someone named "Jackie???"
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    A lot happens when you blink...
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