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I'm gonna be an actor in a porn film

layin low but staying high

8/4/2015 3:51:30 AM

So I was watching a dancer love my penis the other day. I've taught her to kiss, lick, love, devour, suck, and be my oral slave. I'm watching it, loving the visual of my ultimate porn scene being played out with me as the actor. While this is going on, the little head has an idea. The big head says no way she'll agree but the little guy insists. So while we are laying together later afterwards, I ask her the little head's idea. And I'll be damned if she doesn't say yes.

No, it's not anal sex. It will never be anal sex. And this is not the DS. Not that she wouldn't do this for me too. But she's special and I don't want to defile her in this way. At least not unless the little head decides otherwise.

What was the idea? He wants to make a porn flick. Next time we are together, she agreed that I could bring my video camera and take a video of the entire thing. From her removing the first article of clothing through the closing shot of my cum in her mouth, it's all going to be on video. I was surprised that she agreed. But I know she is desperate for money, and I did offer extra cash for the privilege.

I've taken lots of pictures before, but never a full length video. Has anyone ever done this before?

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9 years ago

Thanks for the technical suggestions. I wonder if this is how Larry Flynt got started.

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9 years ago

How much are you going to pay her? And what are you going to do with the Video later. I have nude photos of a dozen strippers that I never look at and 61 pornos on my hard drive that I am so tired of that I don't watch them either.

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9 years ago

Would the full length be about 5 inches?

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9 years ago

So far I've never gotten tired of the few sex videos that I have where I'm in them. Being a participant in the video I think keeps it from getting old. At least for me. Plus I'm going to be the director here so everything will be done exactly how I prefer it.

When done, I'm planning to watch the video and do what comes naturally, whatever that may be.

I'd rather not share costs. This is not a Follies girl so you GA guys will no doubt accuse me of overpaying. But I don't think I am.

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9 years ago

bvino, you must have missed my recent thread on condoms. I wear a large.

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9 years ago

Submit it to one of those amateur porn sites.

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9 years ago

Yes, with several different civvys. Agree that good lighting is key. Consider using a tripod. POV has its perks but shaky cam is annoying

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9 years ago

JS69!

JS69!

JS69!

JS69!

SJG

for Rech
Jonny Lang

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9 years ago

Sheesh!

I almost retch every morning when I look in the mirror as I come out of the shower. And I want to watch that monstrosity pounding away on a hot stripper?

No thank you.

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9 years ago

Have to agree with the others -- lighting is key. Make sure you white-balance the camera first, then take some sample/practice video to see how things look. You'll probably need to bring in some extra lighting. I'm guessing you probably won't want to invest in those reflectors (I don't know what they're actually called, but they're shaped like open umbrellas), but if you set the lights to reflect off white surfaces, it could help with the overall lighting.

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9 years ago

I suggest the use of a GoPro camera mounted at the base of your penis – brilliant!!!

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9 years ago

Why not get SJG to be your camera man? Then you can just kick back and enjoy it.

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9 years ago

Not funny!

SJG

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9 years ago

You could even fix up the room to look like an AMP. :)

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9 years ago

I wanted to appear in a porn film but lionesses can be bitchy about being filmed when I fuck them and it is hard to find human females willing to fuck a lion. They just can't take a real penis. You humans want to see what a real penis looks like? Check it out:

http://i.imgur.com/GODMm.jpg

Even my bud Ricky was impressed when I unsheathed.

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9 years ago

I unsheathed in a manly way. Ricky and I were just comparing. All I can say is that spineless penises are ugly as fuck. I don't know how you hairless apes can even stand to reproduce. If one of you tried to fuck a lioness she'd just tell you to get that ugly spineless thing away from her and then she'd give you a face full of claws.

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9 years ago

Maybe while she's asleep, SJG could sneak in with the camera, hold her to the bed by her wrists while I ...

On second thought, never mind.

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9 years ago

"Not that she wouldn't do this for me too. But she's special and I don't want to defile her in this way."

Right.

Post the graphic details of sex with a girl in dozens of stories everybody on the internet can read? Not a problem.

Make a video with her? Now that's a problem.

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9 years ago

Yeah Chandler it was a hypocritical statement. But I thought it was clear that I was being facetious.

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9 years ago

@JS, it was clear to *me* that you were being deliberately ironic for effect. It is kinda subtle, though.

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9 years ago

"I almost retch every morning when I look in the mirror as I come out of the shower. And I want to watch that monstrosity pounding away on a hot stripper?"

Brilliant!

That said, I focus on the women in porn films, so I'm not sure having an ugly guy in the frame would bother me that much! ;)

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9 years ago

At least now all of us subtlety challenged types can be in on the jest.

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9 years ago

@chandler, I only noticed because it's the kind of remark *I* would have made. :) Admittedly, I'm sometimes so subtle that *nobody* else gets the joke. :/

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9 years ago

I know what you mean, GMD. There's a fine line between subtle and obscure. Sometimes I'm not even sure I get my own jokes.

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9 years ago

Shadow
SJG should be offended you know he would only serve as JS69 fluffer.

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