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"Want a stripper girlfriend?"

chessmaster

Illinois

This during a conversation with a dancer.
Her: "do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "no."
Her: "you're lying."
Me: " no really, I don't have time for a girlfriend."
Her: (jokingly) "want a stripper girlfriend? We don't need time."
Me: " i don't know, from what I hear..."
Her: " have you heard anything about me?"
Me: " no"
Her: " then you haven't heard shit."