"Want a stripper girlfriend?"

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chessmaster
This during a conversation with a dancer.
Her: "do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "no."
Her: "you're lying."
Me: " no really, I don't have time for a girlfriend."
Her: (jokingly) "want a stripper girlfriend? We don't need time."
Me: " i don't know, from what I hear..."
Her: " have you heard anything about me?"
Me: " no"
Her: " then you haven't heard shit."

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sharkhunter
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10 years ago
You should have asked "what's in it for me?"
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crazyjoe
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10 years ago
May be a fuck buddy in the making
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mikeya02
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10 years ago
Ask her if she wants to come to your place and stare at the ceiling
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Clackport
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10 years ago
Stripper girlfriends are going out of style like MySpace. If I was a financial guy, I would advise to buy low.
avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo
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10 years ago
Any chick you meet that says that after just having met you is a red flag of course and she is just looking for her be$t intere$t.
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rockstar666
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10 years ago
If she fucks you for free, then take it at face value. If not, you'll get what you pay for but nothing more.
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Subraman
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10 years ago
Feels like a horribly bad hustle to me ... what in the world do you think she was getting at?
avatar for Estafador
Estafador
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10 years ago
take it and abuse it. Make it seem like you'll eventually pay for her car payment, but don't. Once she realizes you won't then she'll bounce but man would the sex be awesome.
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ilbbaicnl
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10 years ago
You two are as good as married. Strippers always follow through on it when they offer you something.
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beguiled
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10 years ago
Don't leave your condom laying around, she has a turkey baster in the bathroom.
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