This during a conversation with a dancer.
Her: "do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "no."
Her: "you're lying."
Me: " no really, I don't have time for a girlfriend."
Her: (jokingly) "want a stripper girlfriend? We don't need time."
Me: " i don't know, from what I hear..."
Her: " have you heard anything about me?"
Me: " no"
Her: " then you haven't heard shit."
"Want a stripper girlfriend?"
SupremerulerIllinois
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last commentYou should have asked "what's in it for me?"
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May be a fuck buddy in the making
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Ask her if she wants to come to your place and stare at the ceiling
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Stripper girlfriends are going out of style like MySpace. If I was a financial guy, I would advise to buy low.
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Any chick you meet that says that after just having met you is a red flag of course and she is just looking for her be$t intere$t.
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If she fucks you for free, then take it at face value. If not, you'll get what you pay for but nothing more.
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Feels like a horribly bad hustle to me ... what in the world do you think she was getting at?
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take it and abuse it. Make it seem like you'll eventually pay for her car payment, but don't. Once she realizes you won't then she'll bounce but man would the sex be awesome.
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You two are as good as married. Strippers always follow through on it when they offer you something.
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Don't leave your condom laying around, she has a turkey baster in the bathroom.
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