Fuck this club

This club is a joke. First of all, the dance menu is absurd. Yes, there's an actual menu sitting on the tables like you're at a restaurant. There's like 20 options and you have to pre-pay for all of them except the "sample dance". But, the price in the menu is bullshit. That's the price you pay to the club and then once you get back there, at least with my dancer, she says before the dance starts, "the more you tip, the better the dance will be." She says she's leaving to freshen up and I can just put it on the table. So, I have to pre-pay AND pre-tip? Two red flags, so I annoyingly put down a five while she was gone. She comes back and says, "actually, the money you paid at the desk is just the money that goes to the club, it's suggested that you tip us the same amount to us." Oh, really? So, the dance isn't actually $35, it's $70? I've NEVER been to a strip club that does this and you think it's just assumed?

Maybe the girl was just ripping me off and not the club but I didn't get that feeling. It seemed like that's how this club operates so needless to say, I got out of there as soon as the dance got done despite the fact that another dancer had an amazing rack that I wanted a dance from.