I'm back

Hi everybody. I’m back.

During my absence, being the completely male heterosexual stripper loving man that I am, I’ve been very busy in da clubs fuckin those girls! However, it is getting harder for me to get those lap dances for the .48 cents that they are worth in an economic sense. But we all know that those strippers overcharge us. Darn I mean damn those bitches.

So anyway, I was sitting around the house the other day worrying about guns which fucking terrify me, when all of the sudden it hit me that I missed my period. Sorry, I mean I missed my brothas over at tuscl. So I’m back. I forgot the password and email that I used for my account originally, so I opened this new account with substantially the same name.

What has everybody been up to lately? I’ve started letting my weenie do that spurting thing during lap dances. Cause you know as a male guy customer just like all of you that I have no respect for dancers, especially those bitches over at stipperweb. And those damn extras girls. Sorry, I mean those damn ROBs. But don’t worry though because I always put a condom on my weenie thingy before it spurts white stuff cause otherwise that’s gross. We guys all know that. Everybody knows that. Don’t they?

At my regular club, where I am a customer just like all of you other male guys, the customers have all been wearing pj pants and oversized tshirts to cover their enormous guts. Customers are so disgusting! You all know that. Everybody knows that. Don’t they?

And I still don’t really like seeing naked women. At least not unless I see something else first that gets me horny and makes my weenie thing get all hard and uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable, isn’t it? And the genitals on these dancers are just disgusting looking. I really hate the look of a vagina. I see one every day in the mirror (I mean in the club), and I think they look nasty. All guys think that. Don’t they?

I still have those fantasies about being a stripper. I mean its all totally make believe, obviously, but I wonder (hypothetically speaking) what it would be like to be a stripper like those girls we all go to watch at the club. I wonder if I would like taking off my clothes for all of these disgustingly pathetic morons like all of you. A better way to put that is I wonder if it would turn me on to get nude in front of all of these hot old guys while their tiny little weenies get hard like a pencil.

I’ve also been thinking about Valerie a lot. You guys remember her don’t you. I put that ROB in her place didn’t I?

So I still despise all of you. I’m sure that most of you are still acting like fucking morons! But maybe that’s ok, cause we all know that guys (like us) will be guys. Don’t we?

Anyway, it is wonderful to be back. Until I get all emotional and have a hissy fit and leave again for several months. Really great to be back just all of us guys.