Just stop embarrassing yourself mikey. You've already demonstrated that you can't recognize a Porsche with your lame comment that it looks like a screen saver. You've never seen a real Porsche because you're a bitter broke ass peasant who fantasizes that you live the way I do in real life.
Let me tell you mikey, you couldn't live my life one day. It takes a professional to wake up and bury himself in an 8ball and then hire some tatted up whore with ridiculous fake tits to slap around. Your heart would give out within 12 hours.
He can't help being a peasant. I go through this idiocy with a few posters every time but mikey is the worst. What inconsistencies? I am detailing my life. Feel free to list anything I have ever said that contradicts itself and I'd be happy to clarify.
Just because you struggle to believe it, doesn't make it untrue. There are people from all different walks of life on the internet.
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last commentSo who, in everyone's opinion, was the best satirical/impersonator of all time on TUSCL?
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alucard. aka "the dot" sure caused some mischief.
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I'm pretty sure there was a black Juice impersonator
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Just stop embarrassing yourself mikey. You've already demonstrated that you can't recognize a Porsche with your lame comment that it looks like a screen saver. You've never seen a real Porsche because you're a bitter broke ass peasant who fantasizes that you live the way I do in real life.
Let me tell you mikey, you couldn't live my life one day. It takes a professional to wake up and bury himself in an 8ball and then hire some tatted up whore with ridiculous fake tits to slap around. Your heart would give out within 12 hours.
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I probably shouldn't be so hard on mikey
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He can't help being a peasant. I go through this idiocy with a few posters every time but mikey is the worst. What inconsistencies? I am detailing my life. Feel free to list anything I have ever said that contradicts itself and I'd be happy to clarify.
Just because you struggle to believe it, doesn't make it untrue. There are people from all different walks of life on the internet.
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It was a Ferrari, lol
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Hajaha
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Alucard the dot was funny as shit!
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I think the crazyjoe impersonator is pretty good. Ummm oh wait a minute!?!?
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