If she wants a dance from you....Fill in the blank
Clackport
Washington
For me it's a flat ass. To this day I believe I've only gotten a dance from one girl that had a flat ass (she ended up being my ATF). Flat asses are a boner killer for me. I've seen girls with faces that are nines and nice tits, but I never got dances from them because their asses were flat (usually white girls). I've gotten dances from girls with average faces, but they had banging bodies (including ass).
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I have my preferences but can let most else slide if she is one to put in a good effort into her dance.
Fat or otherwise unshapely ass
Piercings on her face, anywhere but her ears, and verrrry occasionally, I'll overlook a small nose piercing
Ghetto attitude
An "I don't drink at work" policy
Tats on her face or neck
...have skank breath, BO, SCS or other hygiene proble.
...have fake boobs unless I can't tell.
...be a bitch.
...bounce on my lap.
...keep pushing my hands away.
Piercing except ear lobe
More than one small tattoo
Bad hygiene
Distracted during conversation
Prior poor experience
Definitely not happening if she has fake tits. Only dance I ever got from a stripper with fake tits was the one who lied to me and claimed they were real and I didn't check the merchandise beforehand.
meth mouth
track marks
bad breath or BO
belly fat (that's my job!)
tiny tits
hard or misshapen fake tits (and naturals are *much* preferred but not mandatory)
While a flat ass is my number one deal breaker, I do have other deal breakers. Smelly (BO, stinky pussy, bad breath), fat stomach, pale white skin.
I'm like JS69 except the opposite, I don't do dances with white girls with the rare exception.
Come at me with that overconfident BS, I'll send you back to the dressing room broke (wallet) and broken (spirit).
She can't have:
...nipple piercings
...sleeve tattoos
...breast tattoos
...saggy tits
bad breath or BO
An adam's apple
Gotta admit, those are better answers than mine
Also if she's too old, no go.
No excessive attitude (I like em sassy to a point)
Nothing unnatural apart from tastefully done tattoos or piercings
No visible signs of disease
No lack of melanin (I'm with papi), I'll settle for a Latina
No hustling
No looking at her phone while she's with me. If you're distracted, I'll get another performer.
No one visibly over 30 unless she's a smoking hot milf.
No fat girls.
Thick booty is mandatory, boobs must be at least C cup.
If she wants a dance... From me?
She's gonna have to show me the money up front. And I'm gonna expect a big tip. I don't dance for free for any stripper! Lol.
Then she has to be witty and understand my silly jokes. That's not easy for most of them!
I did give a newbie a try last visit though. My ATF bailed on me for the second time that week, and this short girl with a huge rack and nice ass started talking to me. I was on the fence about her, so she wandered off. Then a cute shot girl came around and I bought a couple shots. Then she started whining about a tip! WTF?? No bitch, I'm not tipping you! I saw the first girl sitting alone and our eyes met. I beackoned her over and we went to VIP, just to piss off the shot girl! It was a good decision! I got very intimate with are amazing boobage and her grind was first rate. She won't replace my ATF but she was a fun diversion!
No front room play, then I'm not going to be her chump for the backroom.
SJG
...she can't have...
European ancestry/be pale. This excludes most Hispanics and black women (the black women who aren't too light to be considered not black)
e.g. let's say LDs in a 2-way contact club are $20 and pretty much all dancers give 2-way contact for the standard $20 LD – then comes the ho that tries to be slick or thinks she's the shit and gives you the line “dances are $20 but if you want to touch they are $30” - I won't give this bitch the time of day (or night).