tuscl

Founder, how about condom reviews?

san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Reflecting on JS69's thread, and on how most strip club mongers like to brag:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

If we had a system for reviewing condoms, playing on that propensity for bragging, it would encourage condom use and hence be a social good, besides providing practical information.

So say people could submit a review with graphic details. Say they could also include links to threads or existing reviews with further description. Say they could even submit the condom review in conjunction with a new club review or article submission.

TUSCL is already highly regarded. This system of condom reviews could help raise the status of mongers.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/

27 comments

  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    LOL!
  • TheeOSU
    9 years ago
    ^^ x2
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Strip clubs should also jump on this for the social good.....

    "Show us your Magnums!.....and get free cover"
  • Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
    9 years ago
    You're kidding, right?
  • knight_errant
    9 years ago
    Problem solved: www.amazon.com/Trojan-enz-Condom-ENZ-Lub…

    from the link:
    93 of 110 people found the following review helpful
    great
    By Joseph A. Vazquez on March 3, 2014
    Size: 36 Count Verified Purchase
    these are awesome and they come with so many. I like that it came with 36 condoms because I was able to put one condom on my penis and every single one of my fingers and toes with extra to spare

    6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
    Five Stars

    this is a magical latex sheath for your man bits which allows one to make sweet love while trapping your little soldiers and pre
    ByJ. Williamson August 4, 2015
    Size: 36 CountVerified Purchase
    I used to have lots of sex...and then my wife became pregnant with twins. Now, I occasionally have sex but we want to avoid making more twins. Thus far, this has done the trick. If you're not familiar with the concept, here's a primer: this is a magical latex sheath for your man bits which allows one to make sweet love while trapping your little soldiers and preventing them from infiltrating planet egg. It's not the same as au naturel, but certainly better than the alternative (meaning no boom-boom).By McDickerson on April 29, 2015
    Size: 36 Count Verified Purchase
    So I basically just use these to jack off since I can't ever pick up women. Whatever lol
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    Our members will write much better reviews than that.

    SJG
    https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
  • ime
    9 years ago
    how about starting your own site ?
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    What a fucking joke.
    You gotta be kidding with this shit.
    Or is this a way for you to get your jollies reading about rubbers?
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    The information would be practical and it would be an alternative to reading the people who brag about barebacking. Now people, following JS69's splendid example, can brag about how much smarts and prowess they have when they use condoms.

    SJG
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Fan fucking tastic idea SJG. Seriously, it's ideas like this that make tuscl great. I hope jerikson posts the first review cause she always uses a condom before an LDK.

    SJG, have you ever has sex? With a condom?
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    If you are challenged in detecting subtlety, the foregoing post was entirely facetious. Just want to be clear.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    Sorry SJG...but that is one of the dumbest ideas that I've ever seen here. And I'm not basing that on the fact that I have no use for condoms. It's just a ridiculous idea. But you keep at it. I'm sure that eventually you'll hit on something worthwhile.....given enough time.
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    Lol is right.
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Looks like SJG has a subtle sense of humor after all
  • bang69
    9 years ago
    LMAO
  • Dougster
    9 years ago
    Lol! Good one, SJG!
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Funny ass shit
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "from the link:
    93 of 110 people found the following review helpful
    great
    By Joseph A. Vazquez on March 3, 2014
    Size: 36 Count Verified Purchase
    these are awesome and they come with so many. I like that it came with 36 condoms because I was able to put one condom on my penis and every single one of my fingers and toes with extra to spare"

    Brilliant! I like how 93 of 110 people found this helpful!
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    This idiot has no a sense of humor and I'm sure that he's totally serious.
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    JS69's endorsement:
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

    Reading him makes me want to use condoms. JS69 is so good at bragging, and I'm absolutely certain he is telling the 100% truth too, that he could get people to stick strictly to condoms.

    Enough egomaniacal TUSCLers bragging about using condoms to fuck bombshell strippers, and the current barebacking trend will end. Likewise, strip club hounds will no longer be seen as PLs, but instead as responsible and necessary sex educators.

    I read JS69, and now I want to be using one of those Trojan Bare Skins. And when I do, I'm going to be comparing myself to him.

    SJG
    https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    JS69, have you thought about offering an autographed testimonial that the manufacturer can print on the packaging? You could even appear in a photograph holding a box, and using your TUSCL handle.

    I'm completely serious here. Your endorsement is enough to make me never even think about bare backing again.

    SJG
    https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
  • Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
    9 years ago
    ^^^LMMFAO!!
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Is my troll actually developing a genuine sense of humor now?
  • DoctorPhil
    9 years ago
    @san_jose_guy “I'm completely serious here. Your endorsement is enough to make me never even think about bare backing again.”


    it should be at least some comfort to your future victims that you put on a condom first you sick fuck. i guess that is something
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    I don't know about the JohnSmith69 endorsement! But condoms endorsed by the lion guy would be brilliant!
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    If I was 15yo right now, and I read JS69's endorsement of Trojan Bare Skin's, I'd want to be JS69 when I grow up. Banging those bombshell strippers, and knowing just the right kind of condoms to use. Wow!

    SJG
    https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
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