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so many faggots on tuscl and y is shadow one

Ever stop and ask the question y is it that shadow always brags about the number of dudes he hooks up with at follies ? What a fag move

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Visited the club on Memorial Day,...

Visited the club on Memorial Day, a Monday afternoon basically. It's a dive, neighborhood bar with naked women. The club seemed a little crammed - one stage. If you backed up from the stage, it…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Decided to try this club after...

Decided to try this club after reading some of the reviews here. The place is in a pretty quiet section of town with a huge parking lot and entrance in the back - shared…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I was a little unsure of...

I was a little unsure of this place according to reviews but I wanted to give it a chance because I am not into the high priced topless clubs of Vegas. I was pleasantly surprised…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Feb 2015 to April 2015. ...

Feb 2015 to April 2015. I just spent several months in Jacksonville FL working crazy hours. When I finally got some time off, I visited the Dollhouse - multiple times! I remembered…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Fyi. I am from out of...

Fyi. I am from out of town and was in WS for business. This was the only club I visited during my stay because it met my requirements and vompared favorably with clubs in…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've checked out a few clubs...

I've checked out a few clubs in the past few months and this is one of my top favorites. The first time I came here, my friends and I were impressed with the cute girls…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Like the previous 2, I stopped...

Like the previous 2, I stopped in to wait out the rush hour on I-75. This was actually my first time in an Atlanta club and I was expecting HotLanta to live up to…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I walked into club rio with...

I walked into club rio with reasonable hopes since I had a good expireience here before. I went in and cover was 10$. I did notice that there were a lot of dancers outside smoking,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Few years back I visited Mons...

Few years back I visited Mons Venus and I had best time. I was in town and decided to give it a try, it was a weekday evening around 7:45 PM and my expectations were…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

This is a really relaxed club....

This is a really relaxed club. Nice large place with about 10 girls working the day I stopped in. Was there about 6 on a Wednesday. Drink prices where reasonable. I…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

I am from Atlanta so my...

I am from Atlanta so my standards were pretty highand weren't met but still me and my group of friends had a good time. The place is nicely done and has some space for you…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

For a out of the way...

For a out of the way club, this place is full of surprises. It doesn't look like much from the outside and the inside isn't much better. But the girls are very friendly.…

Marilyn Table Dance Bar

Budapest, Hungary

Visited Maralyns on a stag trip...

Visited Maralyns on a stag trip and it was by far the best club I've been to period. Free entry, got a good spot on the bar for 12 of us and got a beer…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Visited on a Thursday night, been...

Visited on a Thursday night, been here a few times now and this was the first time I can say it was letdown. I've never seen more than 5 girls on per shift here. This…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

So if you and your crime...

So if you and your crime partner are completely shit faced after a couple of pitchers of beer in a bikini bar, it's only a question of what to do next - clearly the answer…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Have been going to this place...

Have been going to this place off and on. When it past midnight and one needs a lap dance, it is handy. It has a cover, and for that you can watch full nude pole dancing.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I go to this club several...

I go to this club several times a year. First this is the club that invented the lap dance. It is like going to Mecca, and if you get a chance to go, consider yourself fortunate…

Elite II

Panama City, Panama

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. For a modest cover, patrons can drink all they want. Seating is comfortable and plentiful. The girls are very pretty. They will give free, but brief lap dances if you…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped by to check this place...

Stopped by to check this place out. I have been accross the street a couple of times, and have meant to try out Georgie's. It was a positive ecperience. There were a…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

All of the parking in front...

All of the parking in front is tagged for valet only, while the large lot just beyond the railroad tracks is for general parking. The general parking is flat and open with sightlines to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a chance to revisit HiLiter...

Had a chance to revisit HiLiter on a recent Sunday evening, approximately between 6PM and 9PM. Felt very similar to other visits. The short story is that this place has *great* mileage on…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Was told this is one of....

Was told this is one of. 'The places to go' in mtl and understandably why. Great atmosphere smoking hot girls loved every second of it. Recommend it strongly. Went with a few friends we all…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Wow, I had a really amazing...

Wow, I had a really amazing time at this club. It probably had lots to with that it was a Sunday and there were as many dancers as customers, so there wasn't any competition.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I find The Sands to be...

I find The Sands to be the most comfortable club in town. It is small, clean and friendly. There is no adult supervision in the VIP which is nice. Some have complained…

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

K, not my first...

K, not my first review of this club...... Even though this is not my first choice of clubs for the Jacksonville area, it is the most convenient location wise. For…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I've reviewed this club before...see that...

I've reviewed this club before...see that review for other details. I stopped by on Friday night on a visit to St. Louis. This place is readily accessible across the bridge from the Arch; a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

My second time here; still nothing...

My second time here; still nothing to write home about. Cover was cheap, so I thought I'd check it out. Had been at Hustler's across the street and was looking for a little…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dropped by my fave seedy club...

Dropped by my fave seedy club on a whim a few weeks ago. Playmates is definitely on the lower end of the scale, but is decently priced and usually has a decent amount of good…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I have been here once before,...

I have been here once before, and was familiar with the club and the routine. Ironically, the nicest looking lady in the club was the same lady I met up with a year ago,…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Visit ales place Monday June 1...

Visit ales place Monday June 1 2015 at 230 pm. I have now been to this club 3 times in the past month dice it reopening and it seems as though the quality of…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Me and several friends, were traveling...

Me and several friends, were traveling from Manhattan, in a taxi to Long Island,, I wanted to check out show Palace.. I entered this club around midnight,,, Lots of energy was in the air .... Twenty…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Where to begin... This place is...

Where to begin... This place is a dive. It doesn't have a safe feel the dancers are not attractive, not one, at least when I visited. I stopped in on a Thursday around…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

The few times I visited this...

The few times I visited this club it was very early in the day around 1:00 or 2:00 pm and my experience was always pretty good. Like I said in my previous review I still…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not very many customers or dancers...

Not very many customers or dancers there at about 4pm. Happy hr was on and was still dead. Bouncer sitting in the lap dance area keeping an eye on things. Since the Greenville bust I…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

This spot is very popular with...

This spot is very popular with the locals. Definitely agree that it's got more polo and jeans people in the club then shirt and tie. But that's the beauty of it. It's your local bar/pub…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Well after not trying Allure in...

Well after not trying Allure in quite some time, I decided to hit it up again and while I may apologize for this review if it seems to have a "topic" but please consider that I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

So the pastie mandate appears to...

So the pastie mandate appears to be subsiding. Some girls are wearing them, so aren’t. I’m in on a Saturday afternoon, standing in front of the glass wall underneath the DJ booth when one of the…

Danny's

Hanover, Ontario

Visited here a few times, the...

Visited here a few times, the first was on a Tuesday during the day and I just chatted with the owner who is a nice guy, and had a few drinks with him. Came back…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

I was there between 9pm-1:30am Friday...

I was there between 9pm-1:30am Friday night. Dancers are gorgeous, best in Orlando and rival the best in Tampa (space coast is in the dust). My problem with the club is the same…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

Others have already made mention of...

Others have already made mention of how beat up the parking lot and the road leading up to this club are. I would like to point out that it is also quite the sojourn…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Oh boy where do I begin....

Oh boy where do I begin. This is an update to the previous review. There are new girls it seem like. A brunette named Victoria caught my eye on this trip.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I visited Scarlets two days, Monday...

I visited Scarlets two days, Monday Memorial day and Tuesday. I drove bye on the way to a restaurant in Ybor City and noticed the parking lot was empty. I had planned on visiting…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It's been a few years since...

It's been a few years since I've visited Centerfolds. I found myself in the North valley last weekend and decided to stop by. The years have been good to this place. It looks like they…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

The club is kind of small....

The club is kind of small. $10 cover charge, first non alcoholic drink is free. $25 for a single song lap dance or $45 for two songs in a curtained booth. Only…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

TLDR: Talent hit a new low....

TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back. I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite dancers and GFE…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Stop in on about 9:30 on...

Stop in on about 9:30 on a Wednesday , sat near the main stage . The crowd was sparse and so was the amount of dancers (About 7 girls) Waitress came right over…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Finally got back to South Texas,...

Finally got back to South Texas, and I had to go back to Boom Boom Room. Not much at all has changed. Still $15 to get in, and it is BYOB. Maybe 20% of…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Popped into ny dolls on a...

Popped into ny dolls on a sat night as we were already downtown. There are not many options near financial district so that was the stop. Cover was twenty at the door. The club is…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Usually this place has a lot...

Usually this place has a lot of dancers.... not this night! I found out from one of the dancers that they had still ANOTHER "re-opening. They were closed around Memorial day and had just opened…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Visited early on a Friday night...

Visited early on a Friday night about 8:00 before hitting the casino. For those of you who haven't been here yet there are a few major differences from the eight mile clubs (some…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Gave Club Venus another try, this...

Gave Club Venus another try, this time on the weekend evenings. It was much busier than my first time during the day, with 9-10 dancers. Quality ranged from 5-8s, with about half black and white.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Atlantis is a mostly black club...

Atlantis is a mostly black club underneath a Chili's. The lot in back is shared by several restaurants so street parking is your likely option. Cover and drinks are $7, which is steep…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

A couple Friday nights ago a...

A couple Friday nights ago a few friends and I thought it would be a good idea to check this place out. We had been drinking casually all day, and we're ready to see some…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I used to stop by this...

I used to stop by this club fairly often, but that was years ago, and it wasn't a great spot back then either. It has deteriorated further though as I learned when I stopped in…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

It was good but sometimes theres...

It was good but sometimes theres to much contact, the dancer never ask if I wanted to be touched, a privet dance should be a privet dance, I could see her maybe doing what she…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Came here figured I would sit...

Came here figured I would sit with someone new cause dolly wasn't in. So I sat with heather and must a say never again. GOLD DIGGER!!!! Gave me her number then at 1 I was…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

It seems like the dancer quality...

It seems like the dancer quality has picked up since my last visit. Several cute young spinners on duty. But as is always the case they were locked up with either boyfriends or regulars as…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

Terrible. I went there on a...

Terrible. I went there on a Monday evening and it was a waste of time. There was the bartender, 1 man at the bar, and no dancers on stage. No cover but a 2 drink…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

If you're staying in Ottawa, it's...

If you're staying in Ottawa, it's worth the short ride over to Gatineau. This is a fun, chill place - nothing spectacular, but a very pleasant place to spend a couple hours based on my…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

This club puzzles me. ...

This club puzzles me. I really want to like it, but they have not won me over yet. I gave it a try three times. The first time there were…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Visited on a Sunday afternoon around...

Visited on a Sunday afternoon around 4pm (they open from 3pm on Sunday). Around 6 or 7 customers (mostly male) in the main floor, and around another 7 or 8 in the "Platinum" room when…

Ciro's Place

Albany, New York

From the outside, club appears ok....

From the outside, club appears ok. But then on inside, well bar stools barely support my ass... Lane Bryant models dance here and tend bar... Need I say more? I actually heard one of the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I enjoyed going to Club Risque...

I enjoyed going to Club Risque to see some tits and drink brews after a Phillies game. My friends and I like this club because it's located very close to the stadiums and it has…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

I think over all this club...

I think over all this club is ok. A lot of changes have been made and it for the better of the club. I love that it has a variety of girls and not just…

Katt

Newport News, Virginia

am only here for a bit...

am only here for a bit so I figured I would try a few clubs and see what its like and this one is well how do I put it nicely just a bar with…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This is an every now n...

This is an every now n then club for me, basically hit or miss spot. Parking is across the street in the churches lot which is patrol by PG police so that's cool. The atmosphere…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

There were no lookers at Lookers....

There were no lookers at Lookers. Yeah, they had tits and asses, but that's about all you could say. Pretty sad lot of dancers. Barmaid was fine. Seating was kind of weird. If you…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

After my disappointing visit to Lookers...

After my disappointing visit to Lookers (see review), I hit Scarlett's. It was definitely better, but still not up to my standards. Girls were hotter, ranging from 6 to 8. There was some tipping at…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Lookers didn't have any lookers, but...

Lookers didn't have any lookers, but Babes had babes--if you count girls over 30 as babes. Generally 5 to 7s. They were friendly when tipped; friendlier than I really expected, so that was nice. Seemed…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Heard good things about this place...

Heard good things about this place so decided to check It out. Stopped by on a Sunday night and the place was pretty dead, as expected. There were approximately 5 girls working that night and…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Hadn't been in a while, and...

Hadn't been in a while, and hadn't been in touch with alaura. Stopped in to find out she is not there, but might be coming back soon, whatever that means Wasn't sure how…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Revisited after the last trip... Glad...

Revisited after the last trip... Glad to find deluxe was there... Also go a dance from another girl, but her name escapes me - darker skin, heavier set, big ass and large full tits... Ok…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for business and I have heard so much about this club from social media and the hip hop scene, I had to stop by. I chose the wrong night it…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went last Friday about 5:30pm. ...

Went last Friday about 5:30pm. There was about a half dozen girls in shift today. Some of the regulars you see like Dulce and Clover. There was a new dirty blonde girl…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Went in on a Sunday evening...

Went in on a Sunday evening about 8PM. No cover charge, beers $5, relaxed vibe. Girls were quite attractive, thin. Only about six girls though. Dances were very good, with touching. Dances were $20. Down…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

my friend wanted to check out...

my friend wanted to check out his current fave at this place so i said sure why not and tagged along. met her and found her to be a little bit shit bat crazy but…

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missing woman joins search party looking for herself

link http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/28/missing-woman-unwittingly-joins-search-party-for-herself?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=recommend-button&utm_campaign=Missing+woman+unwittingly+joins+search+party+looking+for+herself Apparently a women changed clothes on a tour bus and did not recognize the description of a missing woman. Search was called off late at night after she found herself. lol

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Do you think if a girl changes her profile pic to a bikini pic, she's seeking at

I was thinking yes. On Facebook that is. I should probably stay off Facebook for a while, looking at girls in bikinis who I will probably never meet won't make me happy. The last girl worked at…

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Raising money for charity with sex toys

Women are naughty...must see https://youtu.be/OzC4SSPrx6w

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Uber Stripper

Those who use Uber: Is there a way a hot chick working as an Uber driver could use her hotness to help get customers?

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Club Relisting

What ceritera does Founder go by to relist a club that has been closed? He wouldn't do this on rumor alone, would he ?

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Drunk Strippers

Have you ever had a drunk stripper puke all ovet you? The guy that got puked on didnt even care. He just wants her to finish dancing and offers her a tic tac. Lmfao. This is the funniest shit ever!…

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After the Club

Here is Ricky trying to explain the system mot working after he got kicked out of the strip club for being too drunk. https://youtu.be/o71ZX1GW0hQ

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Stroking Bouncers and Greasing Managers

This video was shot the day Ricky started heading down the path of stroking and greasing https://youtu.be/jxvlui3-x88

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Rickdugan heading to the club

https://youtu.be/ZYqsevRDtPc

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Do strippers learn to hate men?

My ATF will be turning 30 soon. She was 22 when we met. She was born on my 40th birthday and we've been using each other for 7 years now. I've used her for sex and she's used me for…

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Happy Night Before Rent Day!

I always love the night before rent day, at least when it falls on a slow night. 3 girls who I haven't seen in a month, including one rather hot OTC girl, hit me with texts today. No doubt they…

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Rickdugan getting ready for the club

Got to do a beer run before going to the BYOB club. Ricky was doing just that and just couldn't handle it. Fast forward to about 45 seconds. Sad thing is he probably drove that way because a polyester leisure…

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Drunk Rickdugan vs. escalator

https://youtu.be/Hxg-rzQZMbQ

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Phoenix

I'm moving to Phoenix in August for a new career opportunity. I need some Intel on Phoenix. First of all is the heat unbearable there? How do you Phoenix residents deal with the heat? I won't have a car when I…

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Who says strippers aren't honest?

Stripper: when will I see you again? Me: not for a while I'm going on vacation. Stripper: I need some extra money can I clean your house while you're gone? Me: come over while I'm not there? I…

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OT: Getting Caught Talking Shit

I got caught shit talking about a friend of the family. She's a retarded slut bitch, but my sisters love her for some reason. Anyway apparently she found out, and now things are awkward. How would you…

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I think I'm in love

No, it's not with a stripper. I came across some pics of a model named Sarah McDonald and in my opinion she is just about perfect. I guess she would me pretty close to what my dream stripper would look…

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Wonderland R.I

How do you like the new club WONDERLAND ??? Things you like.

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Wonderland R.I

How do you like the new club WONDERLAND ??? Things you like.

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OT: New Racial Dynamics in Post-Racial America

I was enjoying reading through some of the otherwise racially charged threads. One of the few things I notice... 1) Old White Guys rarely comment, except for Clubber who breaks it down simply to "get over it - sticks and…

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I hate all these robo calls and political or donation calls

I'm on a do not call list but someone thinks all these robo calls are ok. a few months ago I got a message saying it was an IRS agent and that I should call then immediately regarding an important…

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Stop All These Juvenile "Shitting at McDs" Threads!

You really think people want to read crap (or is it shit?) like that? You are cruising to get yourselves band!

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Horses like Shitting at McD too

McD wouldnt serve the horse so he shit everywhere https://youtu.be/0ZXXc8lgE3Q

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Jedi Mind Tricks?

I know a dancer on food stamps played the RBD System on her, unfortunately she seems to fall outside that 35% success rate. I would normally just go to another club and try my luck somewhere else, but I'm in…

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Rule of Thumb

Or is it rule of sausage fingers? Is there a general guideline what to offer for OTC if one knows the going rate in the area for backpage girls? Same? Two times? Three times?

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Why is Red Hair So Polarizing?

Red hair on a woman. You either love it or hate. Seems there's no in between. One could say "I prefer dark haired women" But I never hear anyone say "I refuse to dance with a blonde" I don't…

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Owner says strip club is cash cow

I need a cow like this. http://www.kearneyhub.com/news/local/owner-says-strip-club-is-cash-cow/article_545a0529-16e8-5a0a-9739-e5d6d366227b.html

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Showing some love to my people. Let me know what ya think :)

http://imgbox.com/g/6ECZvsYgby

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A quick Google search about TUSCL.NET reveals

According to our Rank Analysis, the website domain Tuscl.net has a Google Page Rank of 3/10, and a Alexa Rank of 113429. It has over 53500 Google indexed pages, and a average estimated monthly trafic of 84,293. The website Tuscl.net is expected…

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did u know their is a TUSL ?

www.TUSL.com Yep you guessed it the ultimate sports list

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Tuscl is now on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/Theultimatestripclubreviewlist

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

I've never been to a hostess...

I've never been to a hostess bar. So this was a new experience. I arrived at about 9pm on a Saturday night. There was a $12 cover charge. I walked into…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

I was visiting the area and...

I was visiting the area and I admit I visited on a very slow night. The layout is nice - a main stage with a pole for the current dancer, public areas for lapdances on the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went here with my boyfriend and...

Went here with my boyfriend and another couple on a Saturday night. We had a lot of fun. A lot of girls were friendly and sat with us. We got some dances…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

After a wildly magnificent failure of...

After a wildly magnificent failure of an attempt to visit this club a few months ago - not realizing how far out into the sticks this place was, finding it closed upon arrival, and damn…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by hoping to find...

I stopped by hoping to find a number of coeds on staff due to the proximity to UW. I should have known that an empty parking lot on a Thursday afternoon around 2:30 PM meant…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Been about at least 1.5 years...

Been about at least 1.5 years since I visited HL or any other strip club out in the valley (been to some in LV though). At least for this visit, the quality of dancers…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Casa Diablo II is a very...

Casa Diablo II is a very new club, it's only been open for a month or so. It's literally the next building down from Acropolis. It used to be Wendy's there, but it's Portland, so…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting California stripclub from the Midwest. I stepped in around 7 pm and was charged $10 to get in. There were 4 dancers and 3 to 4 customers. The one…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I went her a couple months...

I went her a couple months ago after a long absence. Even though it was a Friday night the energy seemed kind of low. I usually rotate through the stages for a dancer rotation to…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by to kill a couple...

Stopped by to kill a couple hours and let traffic die down while driving through. I instantly forgot about the traffic. :) Plenty of people around to give a good vibe, as sometimes…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I was passing through the south...

I was passing through the south Chicago area in the late afternoon and decided to check out a couple of places I'd never been. Arrived at Club 390 about 3:00; parking was free and…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

After a brief stop at Club...

After a brief stop at Club 390, I decided to see if anything was happening during what I figured might be happy hour. Arrived about 5:00. Parking was free, but in a small…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I arrived at PoleKatz about 8:45...

I arrived at PoleKatz about 8:45 on a Saturday night. Mandatory $5.00 valet parking. Cover is $10.00, but I had a free pass from their website I had printed out ahead of time.…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

I arrived at the club after...

I arrived at the club after 2 I had just left headlights.. cost 7 at door to get in.. there was 3 girls in the majority. Lobby I had one girl approach me but I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I left Babes early after a...

I left Babes early after a disappointing afternoon visit and decided to check out Foxy Lady afterwards. This club is located on the east side off of Moreland Avenue. Now I always knew about this…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Visited on a Saturday night at...

Visited on a Saturday night at about 10pm and stayed until 11:30pm. My last review details the club itself. I thought by coming later it would be busier, the parking lot had a lot of…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Decided to give the paramount a...

Decided to give the paramount a try the other weekend haven't been there in a while. On Sunday they have the 2 for 1 dance special so 25.00 for 2 songs not a bad deal.Got…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

It is a good thing that...

It is a good thing that i do not live to close to this place- the mileage is so good I would be spending WAY too much money. They finished whatever bs renovations they were doing;…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Passing through the area late on...

Passing through the area late on a Friday night just after midnight decided to give this club a try. basically right next to Hustler club. Has a very large and secure parking lot. Cover charge…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place is now my go...

This place is now my go to place in NJ. Not fancy, with girls ranging from 3-8's. The bar itself is BYOB, never a problem as there's a liquor store 1/2 mile south of the…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Mpire's happy hour is a great...

Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays. The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Well let's try again, thought I...

Well let's try again, thought I wrote this one last week end. This is for a visit the Saturday night before the Indy 500, May 23rd. Normally expect the Indianapolis strip clubs to have…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Stopped by after visiting Miami on...

Stopped by after visiting Miami on Business. This place is like the Walmart of Strip clubs. Got there at around 11PM there was plenty of parking in a well lit parking lot. Walked in, paid…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

So my buddy and I were...

So my buddy and I were out and about for happy hour and decided to stop by the club for a little while to see what ladies may be working or possibly any new nes.There…

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lollipop lounge, honolulu, hi

I remember the lollipop lounge!!! Great atmosphere. Lovely women. Very relaxing, good times. Met a young woman there. Her name was Melody. I was stationed there for a short time. From the fall of '83 to the early spring of…

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Another Platinum Plus club with trouble.

An Allentown strip club was robbed at gunpoint Saturday, according to emergency radio reports. An alert was issued about 7 p.m. for police in the area to be on the lookout for a Hispanic male in a dark T-shirt who showed…

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Is this a joke or a true experience from a TUSCL member?

Old man walks into a brothel. Says to the Madam, "I want a woman." Madam looks shocked: "Mister, how old are you?" "One hundred and two." "I think you've had it." "Really? Well, who do I pay?"

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When baby Juice started looking "different".....

Actual photo hanging in the Asheville Museum of Man... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/08/d1/3a08d1513d2387bc9f72b13a226eeadf.jpg

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a short film on juices life and bonus footage on the shitter at McDonald's

Action Bronson - 'Mr. Wonderful - The Documentary': http://youtu.be/dZUnsiic0Tc

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video tape leak of when juice got kicked out of follies

Even bonus footage of shadow kicking juices ass Action Bronson - "The Symbol" (Official Video): http://youtu.be/J2AHvZWojSc

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Ricky boy be like this up in da clubs

https://instagram.com/p/3UHqNQtQUm/

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Would you buy a dance from her?

Brilliant looking woman, but downside the downside is that is suspect she isn't very tight! www.ftvhunter.com/jeri-deep-dp-video/

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Juice / Just_The_Nuts / Capri Sun etc. etc. is a College Pitcher

And here I thought Juice just ate chicken and took selfies, looks like he has a full ride to St. Thomas U as a picther. Could we see him in pinstripes one day? http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/5/29/8690519/st-thomas-bobcats-pitcher-ben-ancheff-is-our-new-favorite-athlete

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PL of the Year Candidate

Remember that we vote on a winner at years end. http://dailym.ai/1LPR4Uz

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Hope for SJG

SJG, don't despair about your virginity because there is hope. Maybe your mom would help you pay for this. http://dailym.ai/1GLNFGb

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Jury convicts father, daughter and strip club manager in 2005 murder Guilty Mich

I posted an article about this interesting case a few days ago. The trial is over and they were found guilty. The daughter, who must have been 17 at the time of the murder, looks fuck-worthy. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-bilotti-verdict-watch-day-3-20150529-story.html

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Bonesbrother

Bonerbreath gets his ass kicked at McD arguing over a cheeseburger https://youtu.be/3XwcnxE7QM4

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Since lopaw lives in La La Land...

...do you think they have Wear-your-strap-on-forehead-dildo-to-work day?

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Choking dancers during a dance

Do you find being choked or choking the dancer during the dance to be erotic ?

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snack time before bed

https://instagram.com/p/3TrZg7tQW1/

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Ain't no Love N Da"game !

With that said im about to go major PL ...i must confess i still miss my ATF....she was an amazing lover and had me sprung son....i still remember how she felt as we made love and how she sounded...i still…

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Of Course

Me: Can I please have a blow job? Her: Of course. Not later, not no, not maybe, not reluctance, not even yes but better. "of course." The most natural thing in the world. Of course she will do it because…

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would u buy a dance from her ?

https://instagram.com/p/3SmqlctQbm/

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snack time at work

Pictures coming

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For dancers that can't find an understanding S.O. - Usher understands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYN02TnwWo

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LDK has some competition

From a recent review of Ebony Inn in MD: ############# Stopped in this past Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day (May 26th). Got there around 1:15 pm, parked across the street, paid the $12 cover and went in. When I pushed through…

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Rare pic of TUSCL member meet up .....

Waiting for the strip club to open..... http://www.bradford75.com/000/1/4/5/9541/userfiles/image/oldguyspicturegrumpy-old-men2.jpg

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CF

So the CF is really upset because I had the nerve to get dances from somebody she doesn't like. What do u guys do?

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The future of our hobby?

Notorious Portland strip club converted into evangelical church: http://www.oregonlive.com/faith/2015/05/notorious_portland_strip_club.html

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Another NFL Thug in Trouble for a Violent Act

Domestic violence among NFL players has become disturbingly common, but this (now former) Atlanta Falcon layer took it a different direction. If beating wives, girlfriends, and kids wasn't enough - this thug kicked his girlfriend's dog to death.…

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Boy, 13, was 'happy and proud' as he boasted to friend about losing his virginit

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102468/Boy-13-happy-proud-boasted-friend-losing-virginity-married-teaching-assistant-36.html "A 13-year-old schoolboy was 'happy and proud' when he lost his virginity to a married teaching assistant more than 20 years older than him, a court heard today." If the victim is "happy and proud", is it a crime?

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Juice sighting

Someone stole his XXXTRA KRISPAY and he's out for revenge. At least there are some strippers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RSC7HO9aU

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Ballsy guy!

This guy is nuts. He has some testicular fortitude. http://nypost.com/2015/05/29/man-takes-bullet-to-groin-to-prove-strength-of-sports-cup/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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a picture of a high mileage dance looks like

https://instagram.com/p/3PfJOktQfM/

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what it looks like to be a master PL

https://instagram.com/p/3R5lr_NQaa/

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would you buy a dance from her ?

https://instagram.com/p/vKFnj-OSuW/

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A picture for my buddy ricky boy

https://instagram.com/p/3R4CWdNQU8/

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Taking advantage of young civi girls

Been casually dating this 21 young fat civi and i do so for a few reasons #1 free pussy #2 free blow jobs #3 she buys my food #4 she is young tight and thick #5 its fuckin a free ride

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Crazy problems with a regulars wife

So one of my regulars tracked me down at the club last night to grill me on her husband. She was pissed that he comes into the club all the time and spends all his money on me. She started…

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Snack Time at the Gestation

This is my gestation $2 fix any time i fill up da van https://instagram.com/p/3Rm3N2tQVH/

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Are you really a pervert?

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/moneybox/2015/05/sex_history_calculator_is_your_number_of_sexual_partners_low_average_or.html

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two reviews posted

Founder still to add a club (the best one I have ever visited yet - review will reflect this) so I have just posted reviews for the other two, should be on here soon

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how much do u pay 4 HJ/BJ/FS ?

Ham Jerky is $3.95 Beef Jerky is $4.95 Fish Sandwich is $5.95.

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McDonald's toilets and Strippers of course

Shitting is so much fun! I am doing it right now! The shitter stall was occupied so I am shitting in the trash can. I think it is brilliant, but some homeless guy is yelling at me...fuck you bagboyjames! The guy…

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OT: An Old joke that well, never gets old for me.

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot…

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OT: Who's Changed Their Mind on Stock Ticker RICK?

Back a few years ago when this stock ticker was around $8.5 everyone on TUSCL was very negative about this stock, thinking it was sure to go bankrupt. RickyBoy and txtittyfan were pounding the table particularly hard regarding that belief.…

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further proof that all bouncers have the IQ of a cantaloupe

A naval officer ... in full dress uniform ... on Memorial Day weekend ... was denied access to a hotel lounge ... because her uniform's color violated the dress code of the lounge. http://perezhilton.com/2015-05-27-navy-sailor-uniform-bounced-standard-hotel-dress-code-new-york#.VWggnkY4Ijk

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The ignore function is wonderful

Thank you founder, once again.

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What Ever Happened To Slickspic?

Just askin'....

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RickDugan

Lol that dude sure is one ignoring everyone faggot of a fool

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my ignore list

rickdugan

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$5 dances can be had

I do it and so can you

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pictures of my new puppies sippy and nuts

https://instagram.com/p/3PfALitQe_/

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Does juicebox69 Know He Has Mental Problems?

It's surely nothing compared to my (self-confessed) personality damage. But using hundreds of multiple personalities to mock my system? MY SYSTEM? The greatest article contributed to TUSCL ever? Accusing me of having STDs? STDs? Just because I routinely grease bouncers…

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Does crazyjoe Know He Has Mental Problems?

Oh wait.. The name... n/m

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Does Lone_Wolf (aka Lone_Sheep) Know He Has Mental Problems?

Ok, here's my assessment of the guy. The guy tries to project that he is the ultimate SNAG. So he'll say tons of contradictory stuff like "I know strippers only care about money" followed a sentence or two later by…

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is the back side the best side ?

https://instagram.com/p/3PfFFJtQfG/

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Stripper joke du jour

A customer kept tucking Monopoly money in a stripper's G-string -- first a Monopoly one-dollar bill, next a Monopoly five-dollar bill, and then a Monopoly ten-dollar bill. Finally the exasperated stripper asked "Why do you keep putting fake money…

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Strip Club Etiquette

1. Never hang around the club after it closes waiting to meet a dancer. It's creepy. 2. Don't take your wife/girlfriend. She may find out she prefers girls. 3. Never tip with coins. It's tacky. 4.…

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crazy joe happy meal challenge

The Fastest Happy Meal Ever Eaten: http://youtu.be/4EGc3r3qni8

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Legendary Food Challenges

The Rock Aka juice mane Johnson eats this shit on my cheat days just to stay 500 lbs Yes hulk turds after at McDonald's Bet u cant do this u tuscl pussies The Rock's "Legendary Cheat Meal" Challenge: http://youtu.be/AfL5J-1Jlso

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how juice got so big

Bodybuilding On A Budget: http://youtu.be/QU5n0Xm6uzI

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Who said age is not important?

http://pulse.ng/gist/never-too-old-meet-worlds-oldest-stripper-at-86-id3806095.html Raise your hand if you got wood checking her out. :)

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Favorite dancer on TUSCL of all time

There have been some dancers that have brought some good insight to TUSCL over the years. Stiletto25, fetish_dancer, duomaxwell, diva1975, poledancer, rachelmmm, just to name a few. Who is your favorite of all time? I'm gonna have to go with duomaxwell. She…

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You might have just made her night

What's the most you've spent ITC in one night on one dancer? I spent around 400 bucks two different times on two different dancers. First time was five or six years ago when I was still relatively new to strip clubbing.…

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Murder trial--a strip club thriller?

This article on a strip-club-related murder trial--with conflicting stories and strip club managers and accusations of rape--would make a good thriller. Anybody want to write a book on it? http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-bilotti-verdict-watch-20150527-story.html

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OT: Johnny Depp facing jail time for loving Yorkies! Not brilliant!

Australia is hardcore about their canine quarantine! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/26/johnny-depp-prison-dogs-australia_n_7441668.html I guess little 4got will never see the outback!

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I had a riot last night

http://imgbox.com/gallery/edit/JW08L5AZWT/mQ4tgrmNGvMfnCwo

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Why the Hell Not?

I met a 24 year old EMT at work tonite. He was really feeling me and asked me out. I usually lie about my age but I just thought fuck it, don't begin something new based on a lie. I…

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Fantasia's Huntsville,AL

So who all is in or travels through the Huntsville area? We never went to Fantasia but i used to work close to there with a bunch of guys that told me a ton of stories of things that went…

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Do you remember?

Do you remember when juicebox69 proped everyone that had him on ignore?

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Do you remember this faggot?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=414183